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Perfect husband?

Started by Barry Hicks, 1st January 2008 02:31 PM

alive, amazing, attention, breeze, contact, cried, darkened, dear, departed, desperately, found, happier, happy, heard, heaven, honey, husband, late, missing, paid, perfect, psychic, strange, suddenly, trance, unmistakable, voice, waft, widower, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 07:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Paddy in heaven

Started by munruben, 7th December 2007 02:03 PM

,how, beautiful, bewilderment, carefully, deserve, duck, ducks, earth, eternity, fortune, gates, girl, greeted, head, heaven, imagine, life, paddy, partner, passionately, pearly, peter, reward, shakes, step, stepped, treads, understand, walking, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 04:33 PM; by dennford

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Teacher and the whale

Started by munruben, 1st November 2007 04:33 PM

girl, heaven, human, human;, impossible, irritated, jonah, mammal, physically, reiterated, replied, stated, swallow, swallowed, talking, teacher, throat, whale, whales

Replies: 6
Views: 1,968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 11:09 AM; by rrich

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This Thread Could Be About You!!!

Started by sydneyfc, 28th October 2007 08:09 PM

board, chardonnay, heaven, keira, nightly, pciture, picture, post, qoute, remeber, slide, thingo, thread, underneath, whoevers, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 09:39 PM; by Wood Butcher

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Clock Room (apologies if you have read/heard it before!!)

Started by BazzaDLB, 3rd October 2007 02:13 PM

,he, ,what, apologies, arrival, belong, ceiling, clock, clocks, cooling, dies, explained, fan, fast, faster, guy, heaven, lies, looked, lot, noticed, notices, people, peter, politicians, read or heard, room, run, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 02:13 PM; by BazzaDLB

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An oldie with tomorrow's twist

Started by BazzaDLB, 28th September 2007 02:17 PM

black, caviar, day, deal, devil, doors, drink, elevator, escorts, eternity, friends, garbage, golf, heaven, hell, howard, hug, john, live, lobster, middle, oldie, people, peter, saint, time, tomorrow, twist, wasteland, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 10:18 PM; by scooter

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Munruben Cattle Ranch

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th September 2007 06:14 PM

500, allan, bloke, branding, called, cattle, day, dying, hazy, head, heaven, hope, invested, lazy, luck, lucky, met, munruben, ranch, sevens, survived, time, worried

Replies: 8
Views: 1,953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 12:29 PM; by munruben

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Pope visits Luciano Pavarotti's Deathbed

Started by skot, 12th September 2007 09:02 PM

ascends, deathbed, demise, ear, enter, envelope, gates, hand, hands, heaven, luci, luciano, lucianos, meeting, owe, passes, pavarotti, pavarottis, pearly, peter, pope, reads, saint, slips, tener, visits, whispers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 09:23 PM; by pawnhead

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Bran Muffins

Started by Barry_White, 5th June 2007 05:52 PM

beautiful, beverages, bran, cholesterol, day, enjoy, fat, flowing, foods, free, glanced, health, heaven, hill, imaginable, looked, low, lunch, managed, married, muffins, nervously, peter, play, replied, reward, rich, sixty, watched, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2007 06:21 PM; by weisyboy

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Howard...been done before I know but...

Started by Iain, 13th May 2007 09:56 AM

caviar, choose, club-house, day, deal, devil, doors, drink, elevator, escorts, eternity, friendly, friends, golf, heaven, hell, howard, howardbeen, hug, john, liberals, live, lobster, menzies, middle, peter, saint, tequila, time, wasteland

Replies: 1
Views: 1,707

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2007 01:38 AM; by Ashore

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Oh! the shame

Started by John Saxton, 11th February 2007 06:25 PM

1st, 2nd, alive, attack, attic, bad, basement, beds, checked, closet, death, died, exhausted, finally, freezer, heart, heaven, home, house, keeled, looked, quit, ran, running, searched, shaking, shame, started, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2007 06:25 PM; by John Saxton

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Ant caping - Replace timber corner posts

Started by Fisherdroid, 2nd February 2007 11:16 AM

ant, antcaping, bars, beams, besser, block, blocks, cap, caping, concrete, construction, continue, control, corner, eventually, flat, footing, foundation, hardwood, heaven, lot, post, posts, prop, replace, sill, termite, timber, underneath, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 2,686

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2007 12:34 PM; by SilentButDeadly

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Cricket in Heaven

Started by jugglingogre, 17th January 2007 12:31 AM

aussie, awe, bad, bar, batting, bit, bloke, chat, coldy, cricket, descends, fine, game, hand, happy, hardwood, heaven, left, major, mate, news, promise, question, remembering, replies, responding, score, sheet, surprised, vital

Replies: 3
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2007 10:42 PM; by bennylaird

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How to hold it up whilst repairing

Started by celeste, 13th January 2007 11:24 PM

approx, attached, bases, celeste, change, colorbond, corrigated, decided, eaten, green, heaven, hold, house, main, measures, o.k, pergola, plans, plastic, posts, project, repairing, replace, steel, strip, structure, stuff, termite, top, whilst

Replies: 13
Views: 2,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2007 06:38 PM; by David L

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Death Before Dishonour

Started by John Saxton, 14th December 2006 08:48 AM

1st, 2nd, alive, attack, attic, bad, basement, beds, checked, closet, death, die, died, dishonour, exhausted, finally, freezer, froze, heart, heaven, horrible, house, keeled, looked, ran, running, searched, started, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2006 08:48 AM; by John Saxton

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Christmas

Started by Dangermouse, 6th December 2006 10:21 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2006 03:40 PM; by Rodgera

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Afterlife

Started by Jack Plane, 22nd November 2006 11:11 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2006 11:11 AM; by Jack Plane

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Duck!!

Started by John Saxton, 6th November 2006 08:52 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 08:52 PM; by John Saxton

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Funny but True

Started by Bob38S, 25th October 2006 10:57 AM

answers, caviar, champagne, choose, cloud, clubhouse, day, devil, doors, elevator, escorts, eternity, friendly, friends, funny, garbage, golf, heaven, hell, hours, lobster, middle, peter, realizes, senator, spend, time, true, visit, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,944

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2006 08:33 PM; by Doughboy

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Woody's Heaven

Started by KRH, 18th September 2006 11:38 PM

application, appraised, call, devil, duly, entry, friend, gates, god, heaven, i’ll, lawyer”, mistake, out”, peter, realised, refused, rejected, release, replied.d, ring, satan, satin, sort, sue”, time, woody, woody’s, “i’ll, “my

Replies: 0
Views: 1,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2006 11:38 PM; by KRH

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Croc Hunter goes to heaven

Started by oldbob13, 13th September 2006 01:28 AM

arrives, bloody, brockrolleyes, conservation, crikey, croc, demanding, ear, earth, ease, gates, greets, heaven, heros, honor, hunter, mate, move, past, pearly, peter, peters, recieves, replies, steve, unexpectedly, warmly, week, wispers, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 2,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2006 01:51 AM; by leftleg

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A gay guy went to heaven

Started by bennylaird, 19th July 2006 11:36 AM

butt, control, decided, devil, fed, fire, firewood, follow, freezing, furious, gate, gay, guy, heaven, hell, inspection, jumped, jumps, keys, lava, pete, replied, routine, saint, sends, straight, time, walk, weeks, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 2,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 11:36 AM; by bennylaird

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An Aussie love story -

Started by Phil Spencer, 18th July 2006 04:08 PM

act, anzac, aussie, bed, bikkies, devoted, effort, elderly, f#ck, favourite, final, funeral, happy, heaven, hundreds, kitchen, landing, lay, left, literally, love, mustering, sixty, smacked, spatula, story, suddenly, table, wife, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 09:19 AM; by Phil Spencer

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Heaven

Started by echnidna, 12th July 2006 06:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abraham, aussie, ceiling, clock, clocks, continues, dies, exclaims, explains, fan, gates, hands, heaven, howard’s, huge, jesus’, john, lie, lied, life, lifetime, lincolns, minutes, moved, office, pearly, peter, stunned, telling, wall

Replies: 25
Views: 3,968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 03:42 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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"Cheap" and the Australian Ethos

Started by bitingmidge, 27th December 2005 06:57 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

apricot, aussie, australian, battery, buy, cheap, converting, cost, costs, daggy, drills, eek, ethos, favourite, fella, forbid, half, heaven, knife, life, philosopher, piece, planes, pocket, shilling, string, thread, threads, versions, wired

Replies: 39
Views: 5,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2006 11:15 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Heaven

Started by Phil Spencer, 11th March 2006 06:34 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2006 06:34 PM; by Phil Spencer

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JOKES

A prayer answered

Started by Breslauer, 19th January 2006 06:40 AM

answered, appeared, driving, found, heaven, irish, life, looked, lord, mass, meeting, mind, miraculously, paddy, parking, pity, prayer, rest, street, sunday, sweat, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 06:40 AM; by Breslauer

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Dominating women

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 07:56 AM

100, ashamed, created, dies, dominated, dominating, earth, god, heaven, image, learn, line, lines, looked, mad, manage, mates, miles, peter, proud, replied, son, sons, stand, stood, time, told, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 07:56 AM; by Breslauer

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Arthur Davidson

Started by Baz, 26th December 2005 04:19 PM

arthur, chatters, close, commented, constantly, costs, davidson, exhaust;, flawed, front-end, god, hang, heaven, inconsistency, intake, invention, inventor, maintenance, motorcycle, much;, paper, peter, professional, protrusion;, rear, soft, speeds;, true, wobble, words

Replies: 5
Views: 2,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2005 11:10 AM; by Daddles

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Car Park

Started by Baz, 3rd December 2005 08:33 PM

appeared, car, driving, found, heaven, irish, life, looked, lord, mass, meeting, mind, miraculously, paddy, panic, park, parking, pity, rest, street, sunday, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2005 08:33 PM; by Baz

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Herb and Vic

Started by Iain, 23rd October 2005 08:57 AM

90s, alarmed, awake, bad, batsman, bit, cricket, enquired, everyday, fell, heaven, herb, herbs, hospital, lives, lot, mates, news, passionate, play, playing, rains, snows, tuesday, vic, visit, voice, warm, weather, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,521

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2005 08:57 AM; by Iain

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ducks

Started by Caliban, 22nd August 2005 10:15 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2005 11:19 PM; by doug the slug

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JOKES

Gone to Heaven

Started by Tikki, 14th August 2005 05:33 PM

160, 160-km-long, ashamed, created, dies, dominated, earth, god, heaven, learn, line, lines, looked, mad, manage, mates, peter, proud, replied, saint, son, sons, stay, stood, time, told, whipped, wife, wives, women

Replies: 8
Views: 2,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2005 10:14 PM; by Tikki

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JOKES

How to get to heaven

Started by DaveInOz, 4th August 2005 02:40 PM

animals, answered, boy, bursting, car, children, church, class, concept, continued, dead, five-year-old, fun, garage, gotta, heaven, hey, house, husband, loved, money, neat, pride, sale, school, shouted, smile, sold, starting, sweets

Replies: 5
Views: 2,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2005 11:52 PM; by JDarvall

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Steel Frame V Timber Frame

Started by Ree, 15th June 2005 11:15 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

300m, air, appreciated, beach, blighters, business, extension, frame, framing, greatly, heaven, live, pearls, reno, rust, salty, steel, termite, thinking, timber, told, trouble, wisdom

Replies: 24
Views: 6,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2005 10:52 AM; by plucka

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Human Resources

Started by Grunt, 21st April 2005 09:11 PM

choose, club, country, day, devil, doors, down-down-down, dressed, elevator, eternity, excellent, found, friends, garbage, golf, heaven, hell, hours, human, lobster, peter, putting, resources, spend, spent, standing, time, wasteland, woman, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2005 09:11 PM; by Grunt

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JOKES

Duck Season

Started by Groggy, 26th January 2005 11:32 AM

accidentally, admonishment, careful, chained, chains, day, deserve, duck, ducks, eternity, eyes, guy, handsome, happy, heaven, laid, manages, months, observed, peter, season, step, stepped, stepping, steps, tall, thin, ugly, woman, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,609

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2005 11:32 AM; by Groggy

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JOKES

A Horrible Death

Started by stephenmeddings, 10th November 2004 12:04 PM

apartment, balcony, beating, bushes, day, death, edge, fell, finally, floor, grabbed, hammer, heaven, hiding, horrible, instantly, kicking, line, live, lucky, morning, peter, pretty, railing, ran, refrigerator, stand, started, story, stunned

Replies: 0
Views: 1,611

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2004 12:04 PM; by stephenmeddings

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JOKES

Forrest Gump and Saint Peter

Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:45 AM

answer, answers, begin, credit, day, days, entrance, exam, eyes, final, forrest, gods, guess, gump, heaven, howard, letter, peter, prayer, questions, responds, saint, saints, shore, shucks, test, thunk, tomorrow, twelve, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2004 10:09 AM; by trevorZ

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:25 AM

balance, bible, bill, chicken, clinton, colonel, concerned, cross, crossed, day, definition, echicken2003, freud, george, god, grandpa, heaven, miss, question, reagan, rejoicing, reveals, road, roads, ronald, sanders, sexual, sigmund, told, underlying

Replies: 1
Views: 1,952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2004 12:30 AM; by vsquizz

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JOKES

Heaven

Started by Baz, 23rd July 2004 09:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,778

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2004 09:03 PM; by Baz

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Painting the Temple...

Started by DaveInOz, 25th June 2004 01:45 PM

appeared, business, check, cloud, decided, disbelief, drenched, half, hand, heaven, hit, lightning, local, money, paint, painting, rabbi, rain, repaint, running, start, started, stood, suddenly, synagogue, temple, thin, thunder, voice, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2004 06:38 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

Oops!

Started by fxst, 19th June 2004 11:11 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2004 11:11 PM; by fxst

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Motorcycles

Started by Baz, 18th May 2004 09:35 PM

arthur, chatters, close, commented, constantly, davidson, exhaust;, flawed, front-end, god, hang, heaven, inconsistency, intake, invention, inventor, maintenance, motorcycles, much;, peter, professional, protrusion;, read, rear, slip, soft, speeds;, supercomputer, true, wobble

Replies: 1
Views: 1,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2004 07:54 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

Sunday Golf

Started by silentC, 20th January 2004 09:06 AM

495, ball, boss, bump, calls, decides, disbelief, drives, empty, feels, god, golf, golfing, guess, heaven, hole, hours, morning, peter, priest, saint, sick, sunday, swing, takes, wakes, watches, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2004 09:06 AM; by silentC

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St Peter and The Repair Job

Started by sean@oz, 21st July 2003 10:57 PM

arrivals, bit, blessed, character, check, eyes, fella, fellas, fix, friend, gate, gates, german, heaven, heavenly, irish, job, killed, lowest, pay, peter, peterello, poor, repair, shady, shifty, soul, venus, wee

Replies: 0
Views: 2,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2003 10:57 PM; by sean@oz

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JOKES

Euro Heaven and Hell

Started by DaveInOz, 23rd April 2003 05:49 PM

british, chefs, cooks, euro, euro-heaven, euro-hell, french, german, heaven, hell, italian, italians, lovers, mechanics, organised, police, swiss

Replies: 0
Views: 1,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2003 05:49 PM; by DaveInOz

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Lawyers

Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 08:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,521

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2003 08:54 PM; by DavidG

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Pocket hole jig needed?

Started by PaulT, 12th December 2002 09:50 PM

1/4, abt, benches, colour, day, elder, form, guess, heaven, hole, inch, jig, legs, needed, notch, original, outdoor, painted, pine, pocket, questions-, redwood, replace, setting, son, table, timber, times, treated, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 2,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2002 09:50 PM; by PaulT

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HINTS & TIPS

Heaven

Started by Charles Castle, 21st February 2001 08:33 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 08:33 PM; by Charles Castle

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JOKES

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