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Scuba diver

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th September 2007 08:35 PM

allan, behold, bloke, chap, depth, diver, diving, drowning, dying, gear, grabbed, hope, looked, metres, nearby, notepad, pen, pulled, quickly, scuba, slimline, time, waterproof, worried, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2007 10:06 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

A real yarn

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 09:54 PM

$120, $30, allan, ankle, cashier, couple, desperately, door, dying, fell, front, grabbed, hang, leg, minutes.roll, mistake, pulling, real, realised, ride, sight, stopped, time, total, wife, woman, worried, worth, wrestling, yarn

Replies: 0
Views: 5,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 09:54 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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A Woodies Yarn

Airline manners

Started by munruben, 28th August 2007 02:03 PM

airline, approach, attendant, burly, cheeky, coffee, coke, create, decides, earth, flight, fly”, forgetfulness, grabbed, guards, guy, hurtling, i’ll, manners, moment, parrot, parrot’s, party”, pretty, scene, security, tea, victorian, “i’ve, “you’re

Replies: 1
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 04:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Burns - how to treat

Started by BobL, 24th February 2007 12:26 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amazed, angle, bit, blister, burn, burns, burnt, cast, cold, feel, finger, grabbed, hand, hour, hours, ice, looked, melted, numb, pain, significantly, skin, slightly, smooth, sort, subsided, treat, typing, water, yellow

Replies: 20
Views: 4,982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2007 08:20 AM; by Chesand

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SAFETY

Irish Joke

Started by Barry_White, 23rd March 2007 02:36 PM

alley, arab, belfast, careful, catholic, comedian, dark, dragged, funny, grabbed, guy, ira, irish, jewish, joke, luckiest, night, parkinson, protestant, scroll, street, told, troubles, wandering, watching

Replies: 0
Views: 1,699

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2007 02:36 PM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

another chopped up finger

Started by mongrell, 16th February 2007 07:42 PM

,backwards, ,planer, add, anlong, backwards, chopped, dust, finger, fingers, forwards, gaurd, grabbed, index, laqcerations, left, lost, minor, narly, particulary, piece, planer, putting, safety, shute, spun, story, time, tug, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2007 09:31 PM; by swiftden

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SAFETY

Granite Rough Side?

Started by spartan, 7th August 2006 06:56 PM

agent, assumed, bar, breakfast, couple, drop, edges, estate, flat/relatively, grabbed, granite, granite.why, hey, kitchen, left, normal, polished, real, replied, rest, rough, smooth, top, transformation, underneath, unpolished

Replies: 9
Views: 2,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2006 01:07 PM; by GraemeCook

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KITCHENS

Credit Card Security

Started by bitingmidge, 4th July 2006 09:48 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 16
Views: 3,899

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2006 12:10 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

new dentures

Started by goat, 13th May 2006 05:06 PM

accidentally, congregation, dentures, grabbed, gums, hour, hurt, hurting, lot, minister, minutes, preached, pulled, remaining, responded, shut, sore, sunday, talk, teeth, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2006 05:06 PM; by goat

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JOKES

UFO identified

Started by Shedhand, 15th March 2006 10:36 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bees, before.o, bench, busted, careful, chip, close, damn, eek, fibro, gonna, grabbed, grinder, hgh, hole, identified, learnt, lesson, mere, missed, rusty, shave, shed, speed, ufo, valuable, whack, wheel, wing, wire

Replies: 33
Views: 5,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2006 11:52 PM; by Shedhand

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SAFETY

Be warned

Started by Daddles, 23rd February 2006 08:58 AM

anticipation, bad, bed, cuddled, day, discovered, dog, dressed, fishing, garage, grabbed, hook, house, husband, johns, lunch, mixed, morning, quietly, replied, saturday, sleepily, slipped, stupid, terrible, undressed, warned, weather, whispered, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2006 08:58 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Rude Customers

Started by Auld Bassoon, 22nd November 2005 08:22 PM

address, airlines, attendant, attention, award, customers, employees, flight, folks, gate, glared, grabbed, hear, heard, hesitating, hysterically, idea, laughing, lesson, line, loudly, microphone, passenger, passengers, public, rude, sir, smiled, virgin, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,627

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2005 10:42 PM; by Ratbag Oz

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JOKES

Bragging

Started by Barry_White, 3rd December 2004 09:34 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,550

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2004 09:34 AM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

Hornets + Nose = Gonzo

Started by BigPop, 24th November 2004 05:10 PM

balance, bites, bloody, eyes, fascia, gonzo, grabbed, hornets, hump, incident, instant, instantly, ladder, laughing, mad, mate, missus, neighbours, nose, pain, rubbed, salad, schnoz, similar, smell, stop, talk, told, vinegar, virtually

Replies: 2
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2004 08:03 AM; by BigPop

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Horrible Death

Started by stephenmeddings, 10th November 2004 12:04 PM

apartment, balcony, beating, bushes, day, death, edge, fell, finally, floor, grabbed, hammer, heaven, hiding, horrible, instantly, kicking, line, live, lucky, morning, peter, pretty, railing, ran, refrigerator, stand, started, story, stunned

Replies: 0
Views: 1,589

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2004 12:04 PM; by stephenmeddings

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JOKES

X-mas Spirit

Started by DaveInOz, 12th December 2003 11:27 AM

boy, bus, buy, car, children, christmas, dollar, dollars, dropped, entered, family, grabbed, heard, home, hundred, job, mall, meekly, money, mother, notes, poorly, realized, rushing, save, scream, siblings, spirit, whispered, xmas

Replies: 0
Views: 1,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2003 11:27 AM; by DaveInOz

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JOKES

Outsmarted

Started by Baz, 19th August 2003 09:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2003 09:54 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Golfing nuns

Started by Simple, 8th August 2003 04:19 PM

amazed, ball, carried, claws, dropped, eagle, elder, fell, flew, golfing, grabbed, green, hole, impatient, inches, language, missed, mother, nun, nuns, putt, sighed, silent, sitting, squirrel, stopped, superior, swear, swore, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,630

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2003 04:19 PM; by Simple

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JOKES

Angels

Started by Richard Casey, 9th December 2002 11:36 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2002 11:36 PM; by Richard Casey

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JOKES

Grandma

Started by Gino, 17th January 2002 10:37 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2002 10:37 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

Golf 2

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:26 PM

amazed, ball, bit, bounced, bushes, carried, claws, confessional, eagle, father, fell, flew, fly, forest, golf, grabbed, green, hole, inches, language, metres, possum, priest, replies, silence, sky, stopped, struck, swore, talons

Replies: 1
Views: 1,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2001 07:23 AM; by oges

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JOKES

Forgive me Father

Started by hook, 5th July 2000 03:58 PM

amazed, ball, bit, bushes, carried, claws, confessional, eagle, father, fell, filled, flew, forest, forgive, grabbed, green, hole, inches, language, metres, missed, possum, priest, putt, replies, sighed, silence, struck, swore, the%#ing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2000 03:58 PM; by hook

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JOKES

Bragging

Started by Bazza, 8th October 1999 07:51 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 2,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 1999 08:10 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Purloined from Another BB.

Started by RETIRED, 18th September 1999 09:15 AM

1999.], box, buddy, burglary, crooks, day, died, edited, forgot, grabbed, head, heavy, hold, ian, landing, lesson, lifted, message, partner, plunged, purloined, rail, robbo, robertson, september, shortly, stored, weighed, wooden, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 2,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 1999 09:15 AM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

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Scuba diver

A real yarn

Airline manners

Burns - how to treat

Irish Joke

another chopped up finger

Granite Rough Side?

Credit Card Security

new dentures

UFO identified

Be warned

Rude Customers

Bragging

Hornets + Nose = Gonzo

A Horrible Death

X-mas Spirit

Outsmarted

Golfing nuns

Angels

Grandma

Golf 2

Forgive me Father

Bragging

Purloined from Another BB.