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Two Irishmen

Started by fenderbelly, 17th July 2012 10:36 AM

admiring, beautiful, buying, catalogue, expensive, eyes, girl, girls, idea, irishman, irishmen, mail, models, pal, pats, price, receive, replies, shes, smiles, weeks, wide, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2012 10:36 AM; by fenderbelly

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The Golfer

Started by fenderbelly, 6th July 2012 07:12 PM

130, 830, a.m, agreed, beer, bit, bullsht, buy, clean, couple, door, eye, girl, golf, golfer, home, late, left, looked, lunch, play, pretty, realized, restroom, road, stop, tavern, time, tire, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2012 11:37 PM; by doug3030

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A bit contrary today

Started by underfoot, 12th December 2011 08:21 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

add, basil, bit, bought, check, combination, contrary, cue, delivers, drill, explain, finally, flustered, girl, hear, lady, leave, manager, office, photocopied, photocopier, photocopy, plants, predicament, races, reciept, sir, stuff, today, wait

Replies: 33
Views: 4,833

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2012 06:21 PM; by underfoot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Skew's girl's birthday

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th April 2012 10:40 AM

allan, birthday, canada, canada3bday3, girl, girls, happy, hope, skew, skews

Replies: 3
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2012 11:47 PM; by Christos

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Airline Humor

Started by Barry_White, 11th April 2012 03:59 PM

airline, clumps, cow, deer, discuss, dried, eat, excretes, feel, flat, girl, girls, grass, hmmm, horse, humor, idea, intelligence, nuclear, patty, pellets, power, qualified, question, replies, stranger, stuff, suppose, talk, visibly

Replies: 2
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2012 06:54 PM; by Jim Carroll

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Out of the mouths of babes

Started by fenderbelly, 11th November 2011 08:14 AM

attending, babes, black, bride, child, color, day, dressed, girl, groom, happiest, happiness, life, moment, mother, mouths, time, wearing, wedding, whispered, white

Replies: 9
Views: 2,023

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2011 09:22 AM; by cava

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Older women solve problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th September 2011 05:53 PM

bed, black, car, celebrate, cheap, comfy, comment, girl, guys, house, intelligent, junk, living, marriage, married, month, older, problems, reasonable, search, sleep, sleeping, sofa, solve, told, watch, white, wife, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2011 06:49 PM; by wheelinround

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Brisbane, QLD

Started by EarthborneArt, 25th May 2011 06:08 PM

29yo, appreciated, attached, board, brisbane, cut, finding, friend, girl, hints, piece, ply, qld, scrap, scroll, stained, tips, woodworking, world

Replies: 9
Views: 1,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2011 01:10 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Keeping a Confidence

Started by Rodgera, 30th August 2011 04:14 PM

arrival, arrived, awaiting, baby, boy, child, confidence, fine, friend, girl, hospital, information, keeping, mine, nurse, phone, policy, reply, telephoned, told, understand

Replies: 2
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2011 03:41 PM; by Ozkaban

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45 years

Started by powderpost, 30th July 2011 09:55 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 1,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2011 08:36 PM; by powderpost

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

aUSSIE GIRL

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th June 2011 09:11 PM

advice, allan, arm, aussie, broken, carry, chop, cleaning, day, demanded, dishes, doctor, eye, girl, healed, hot, house, improvement, laundry, lawn, left, married, meals, provide, ring, swelling, times, wash, wishes, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2011 07:52 PM; by munruben

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Hello again

Started by PeteMan, 15th May 2011 07:58 PM

build, business, chance, check, cheers, family, folks, forum, girl, happened, hey, hoping, house, including, lot, months, move, peter, serious, shed, woodworking

Replies: 3
Views: 905

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2011 05:06 PM; by Grommett

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Early arrival - Egyptian style

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th April 2011 12:32 PM

allan, arrival, arrived, arriving, blew, burst, car, doorway, dress, early, egyptian, fancy, friend, girl, horn, invited, kids, mummy.d, party, questioned, requested, style, told, toot, tutankhamun

Replies: 1
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2011 08:17 PM; by olbassy

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Same age.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th March 2011 07:53 PM

age, allan, answered, attended, beamed, bitch, cheek, class, classmate, closely, decrepit, dental, diploma, examined, fat, girl, grey, haired, looked, pride, proudly, school, senile, skin, teach, teeth, time, told, ugly, wrinkled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,747

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2011 06:32 PM; by AlexHW

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Biker humour

Started by Woodwould, 4th February 2011 10:45 PM

bike, biker, bikers, bridge, burly, commit, deep, dressing, famous, finished, girl, humour, insensitive, jump, kiss, leader, lingering, miss, opportunity, parents, real, replied, riding, stopped, suicide, talent, tough, wasting, wow

Replies: 5
Views: 1,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2011 08:49 PM; by stuffy

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shoot!

Started by Biggles73, 28th January 2011 07:30 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2011 07:30 PM; by Biggles73

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Newbie

Started by rich88, 19th December 2010 07:35 AM

boxes, boys, build, children, company, craftsmen, days, forum, forward, furniture, girl, grownthankfully, here.2tsup2tsup, learning, live, lurking, married, michigan, mine, newbie, occasional, papermaker.had, pics, piece, pleasure, post, projects, retired, rich, talented

Replies: 9
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2010 08:57 AM; by mn pete

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

How's that for luck.

Started by munruben, 29th October 2010 04:55 PM

beautiful, deeply, dollars, fallen, girl, guy, hows, life, lottery, love, luck, lucky, married, met, million, model, read, rest, spend, sydney, talk, week, won

Replies: 5
Views: 1,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2010 02:08 PM; by damian

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Oz Jnr the 3rd

Started by Ozkaban, 12th October 2010 09:06 AM

3rd, announce, arrival, bolster, causing, cheers, combined, couple, dave, decades, finally, girl, grow, hectic, household, jnr, job, life, normal, occasionally, properly, remiss, return, running, shes, stocks, understandably, whispering, women, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2010 04:32 PM; by Ozkaban

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Hard to Tell.....

Started by Rodgera, 1st October 2010 12:24 PM

blue, boy, bystander, daughter, father, forgive, girl, hair, hard, idea, jeans, mother, person, shes, short, sir

Replies: 0
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2010 12:24 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Fairy Tales

Started by Rodgera, 24th September 2010 03:26 PM

begin, daddy, elected, fairy, father, girl, promise, replied, series, tales, time

Replies: 4
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2010 09:55 AM; by Greg Ward

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Gidday from Townsville

Started by Mike Busby, 17th August 2010 09:16 AM

1/4, angle, arc, bits, board, boshe, cheapy, circular, couple, dabbler, district, friend, gidday, girl, grinder, guide, holds, honours, jig, local, normaly, ozito, pack, projects, router, starter, tie, townsville, welders, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2010 09:59 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Blind Cowboy

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 10:47 PM

175-pound, 6-foot, bar, bartender, baseball, bat, belt, black, blind, blonde, bouncer, cowboy, explain, girl, gonna, head, joke, karate, lady, mister, mutters, professional, shakes, sitting, tall, times, wanna, weightlifter, woman, wrestler

Replies: 0
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 10:47 PM; by Calm

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ANZAC Day Grandfather

Started by derekh, 25th April 2010 10:38 PM

2050, 7lb, 8oz, aged, anzac, april, birth, busting, cheers, dan, daughter, day, derek, distant, eliza, eventful, fame, generation, girl, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents, great-grandparents, great-great, hope, kelly, life, proud, relative, tonight

Replies: 6
Views: 1,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2010 10:37 PM; by derekh

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Allan's lost memory

Started by munruben, 1st February 2010 11:00 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, allans, doctor, doctors, girl, happen, local, lost, memory, receptionist, replies, rushes, surgery, tells

Replies: 26
Views: 2,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2010 06:50 PM; by munruben

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Oh dash it all ... or is that &^%$#@

Started by Daddles, 25th January 2010 07:15 PM

and%$#@, bought, bugger, chisel, chiselling, chisels, dash, doh, epoxy, fell, ferule, girl, glue, handle, inattentive, job, lip, mallet, managed, mitre, nope, replacement, rip, scrapes, set, shes, sit, snorter, timber, wooden

Replies: 7
Views: 1,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2010 08:02 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What a girl wanbts for Christmas

Started by munruben, 10th December 2009 11:20 PM

adults, aged, answered, bring, christmas, claus, emily, girl, hair, lady, lap, loving, mall, mother, nicely, quickly, replied, requests, santa, sat, shopping, smiled, son-in-law, surprised, sweetly, thoughtful, walked, wanbts

Replies: 2
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:04 AM; by artme

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What a boy wants for Christmas

Started by munruben, 10th December 2009 11:17 PM

beautiful, boy, buy, christmas, counter, dad, darren, department, eve, father, girl, guess, looked, love, marvellous, model, murmured, myers, pleased, replied, set, shopping, son, toy, train

Replies: 0
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2009 11:17 PM; by munruben

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Lone Sailor

Started by wheelinround, 24th November 2009 05:13 PM

abc, amazing, australia, cape, checked, christmas, corrected, dutch, eading, edit, girl, google, government, horn, horn.doh, island, jess, jurno.roll, lone, maps, north, occassonally, ocean, pacific, sailor, school, stopped, voyage, west, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2009 09:59 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Senior Enlistment

Started by John Saxton, 9th October 2009 01:26 AM

18-year-old, ahead, attitudes, baseball, brim, bullet, cap, couple, cranky, day, enemy, enlistment, figured, funny, girl, guys, join, military, outrun, pretty, sending, senior, sex, shade, sleep, soldier, terrorists, tired, track, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2009 11:36 AM; by Rum Pig

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Tiles OR floating floor boards OR laminate floating floor board

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th August 2009 02:00 PM

agaisnt, apartments, board, boards, cheap, creates, damage, dent, dilema, dilemma, easy, floating, floor, floorboards, friendly, girl, hear, heel, heels, hmmmmmm, laminate, law, poxy, read, real, renovateforum.com, sydney, thread, tiles, zone

Replies: 0
Views: 13,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2009 02:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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FLOORING

First Day of School

Started by Rodgera, 15th July 2009 10:08 PM

5+5, 6+4, 7+3, 8+2, 9+1, day, father, girl, home, mind, school, teacher

Replies: 0
Views: 1,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2009 10:08 PM; by Rodgera

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Gday from Perth WA!

Started by Ricochet, 11th July 2009 07:13 PM

1960s, bought, browsed, cheers, chris, compressors, eagerly, finishes, forums, gday, girl, glory, guns, information, opinions, past, perth, plywood, questions, reading, reason, return, searching, speedboat, spray, surface

Replies: 6
Views: 1,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2009 07:50 PM; by Ricochet

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Roast Beef

Started by Rodgera, 7th July 2009 01:21 PM

appeared, athletic, beef, blank, blond, cafe, day, girl, hair, lot, lunching, makeup, menu, mulling, parramatta, rare, real, replied, roast, sidewalk, sydney, type, waitress, westie, wfe, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2009 06:19 AM; by rrich

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G'day All. Another newbie

Started by Hallzy, 25th June 2009 10:31 PM

ago, basics, gday, girl, hobby, inheriteted, lathe, latheing, newbie, passed, started, taught, teach, wood, y.o

Replies: 4
Views: 841

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2009 11:20 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Are councils necessary?

Started by artme, 16th June 2009 12:15 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

application, approved, block, cease, completely, council, councils, desk, fee, girl, heights, incompetence, info, information, map, maximum, metres, middle, minimum, neglected, outlet, pole, power, question, sewerage, simple, smack, step, submitted, talking

Replies: 19
Views: 2,790

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2009 07:26 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Is this a blower or a sucker?

Started by Grumpy John, 16th May 2009 09:10 AM

blower, car, girl, sucked, sucker, youtube

Replies: 3
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2009 10:55 PM; by groverwa

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A little girl's prayer

Started by groverwa, 12th May 2009 12:19 PM

amen, bbb, clothes, computer, daddys, dear, girl, girls, god, ladies, poor, prayer, send

Replies: 3
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 06:27 PM; by weisyboy

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Oops!

Started by Rossluck, 2nd May 2009 06:48 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2009 08:02 AM; by RufflyRustic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'day from John Butler

Started by nedjohnkelly, 6th April 2009 01:34 AM

build, butler, creative, fish, fishing, gain, gday, girl, girls, guys, heartysdoh, houses, idea, john, knowledge, names, offer, paint, peace, pictures, play, rebuilding, shed, son, started, story, teach, trip, windscreen, woodwork

Replies: 14
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2009 01:40 AM; by vijay kunchum

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Little girl on a plane

Started by WoodJunky, 6th March 2009 07:25 PM

,yet, clumps, cow, deer, discuss, dried, eat, excretes, feel, flat, girl, grass, hmmm, horse, idea, intelligence, nuclear, patty, pellets, plane, power, qualified, question, replies, s??t, stranger, stuff, suppose, talk, visibly

Replies: 1
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2009 04:56 PM; by artme

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JOKES

Smart Question

Started by Shrek3, 1st March 2009 10:29 PM

concluded, earth.”, elementary, girl, gravity, hour, law, manage, miss, passed?”, puzzled, question, science, smart, stick, talking, teacher, totally, “but, “children

Replies: 1
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2009 08:35 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Lateral thinking/ I got it wrong as usual.

Started by fenderbelly, 25th February 2009 08:33 PM

bag, black, daughter, debt, farmer, farmers, father, fathers, field, forgiven, girl, lateral, lender, logical, marry, money, pebble, pebbles, people, pick, picked, save, standing, thinking, thinking or, told, usual, village, white, wrong

Replies: 12
Views: 2,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2009 06:37 AM; by underfoot

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Woodies Quiz Forum

The Chemist

Started by mickelmaster, 24th February 2009 06:06 PM

boy, boys, buy, chemist, condoms, dinner, father, finally, girl, grace, leans, meal, meet, message, minute, minutes, mother, night, parents, past, praying, religous, replies, set, sex, stops, table, teenage, ten, text

Replies: 1
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 10:49 PM; by ss_11000

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Dog walking.

Started by bullfright, 13th February 2009 02:02 PM

backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, dogs, father, garage, gas, gasoline, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, pushing, ran, replies, returned, round, scrubbed, surprised, time, walk, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 02:02 PM; by bullfright

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JOKES

Is it a boy or a girl?! Who knows...but I'm going to be a Dad!

Started by jackliveshere, 23rd January 2009 09:59 AM

2tsup, announce, baby, birth, boy, cheers, crack, crib, dad, decided, dunno, excited, girl, hands, hot, knowsbut, love, nice, pregnant, projects, red, scan, screen, tangible, time, ultra, wife, wise, woodwork, yesterday

Replies: 7
Views: 1,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2009 11:56 AM; by GEEHARD

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

another gynaecologist joke

Started by jow104, 5th January 2009 07:20 PM

annual, apply, assistant, centre, darwin, examination, foam, gently, girl, gynaecologist, gynaecologists, hair, job, joke, lie, nether, oils, pubic, queue, ready, regions, replied, rub, salary, shave, shaving, soothing, starting, wash

Replies: 0
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2009 07:20 PM; by jow104

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JOKES

Thank you.

Started by Mrs Woodpecker, 23rd December 2008 10:56 AM

birthday, birthdays, dddd, family, forums, girl, heading, love, page, shirley, spoiled, thrill

Replies: 8
Views: 1,611

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2008 02:39 PM; by artme

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Working at a young age

Started by Grumpy John, 28th November 2008 12:24 PM

account, admiration, age, bank, building, bunnings, construction, crew, day, deliver, dollar, door, f$%ing, girl, goodness, gyprock, home, house, lot, mother, pay, received, replied, savings, start, suggested, teller, week, working, young

Replies: 3
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2008 09:42 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Lie detector robot

Started by Shrek3, 22nd November 2008 08:04 PM

age, dad, day, detect, detector, doh, friend, girl, hearing, jack, jacks, late, lie, lied, mother, mothers, movie, movies, person, resounding, robot, school, shame, slap, son, special, splatt, steps, tight, watch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2008 08:04 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

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