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Help with koppers log wall

Started by quile01, 11th April 2008 12:16 PM

600, black, board, cover, duck, farmer, green, koppers, log, metre, modernise, paint, product, render/paint, sheeting, suggestions, teh, type, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 2,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 01:03 PM; by DJ’s Timber

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Covering up a koppers log wall

Started by quile01, 10th April 2008 11:30 PM

600, black, board, cover, covering, duck, farmer, green, koppers, log, metre, modernise, paint, product, render/paint, sheeting, suggestions, teh, type, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,826

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2008 11:30 PM; by quile01

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

A hunting we will go.

Started by munruben, 16th March 2008 05:23 PM

aimed, allan, barry, bit, car, cows, dead, decided, donkey, farmer, gate, goat, gun, hunt, hunting, joke, mate, pay, pigs, play, property, rang, shoot, shooting, shot, shots, sooner, time, waiting, watch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2008 05:23 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Truck stuck

Started by MICKYG, 26th February 2008 03:59 PM

blind, buddy, budged.wink, bullet, call, country-side, ditch, driving, drove, farmer, final, happened, hitched, horse, lived, names, pull, pulled, replied, road, silver, stalled, stuck, thanked, time, truck, wondered, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 07:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

The Hole In The Ground

Started by Barry Hicks, 24th February 2008 04:51 PM

ago, block, bottom, bushes, chained, count, deep, edge, engine, farmer, fellows, funny, goat, ground, happen, headfirst, hesitation, hole, hour, hundred, impossible, jump, jumps, miles, minute, running, standing, throw, walks, woodie

Replies: 3
Views: 1,605

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 09:40 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

the nail

Started by wheelinround, 11th February 2008 07:56 AM

barn, blonde, bred, check, coming, complete, confidence, confidently, cow, cows, ditzy, explains, farmer, guess, hang, impregnate, impressed, insemination, john, lady, leaves, maggie, nail, row, simple, stall, tells, terribly, trousers, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 07:56 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Watermelons & Kids

Started by MICKYG, 6th February 2008 09:58 AM

careful, clever, cyanide, day, disturbed, drives, eat, farmer, field, idea, injected, kids, local, missing, night, notices, patch, post, raised, read, run, scare, sign, sneak, two.wink, warning, watermelon, watermelons, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2008 01:36 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

The Old Cow

Started by Dirty Doogie, 23rd January 2008 10:31 AM

car, cigar, clintons, cow, cow.’, cuban, daughters, door, driver, farmer, fast, hand, happened, happily, hillary, huge, inside, killed, lipstick, passionate, rare, replied, rest, smeared, smiling, stepped, stop, wife, wine, ‘im

Replies: 4
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 03:56 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Farmer

Started by fenderbelly, 11th January 2008 05:02 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 05:14 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Queensland Farmer

Started by Terry B, 11th January 2008 12:09 PM

$150, $200, borrow, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, daughter, door, farmer, finally, greg, helps, home, mate, message, moment, mum, pig, pregnant, queensland, replied, shifting, talk, tools, town, uncomfortably

Replies: 1
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 12:25 PM; by Big Shed

Forum:
JOKES

Dry as a chip

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th January 2008 06:33 PM

allan, badly, ballarat, bucket, calendar, chip, david, day, drop, droughts, dry, dust, farm, farmer, fell, fore, hit, mate, months, quickly, rain, revived, stole, succession, throwing

Replies: 2
Views: 1,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 11:18 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Munruben Hill

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th January 2008 09:20 AM

accidents, allan, bad, bottom, brakes, caravan, dangerous, descent, farmer, gate, hill, infamous, john, leaning, lot, munruben, nervous, queensland, replied, safe, steep, stopped, sunny, top, towed, van, visit, walked, wallan

Replies: 3
Views: 1,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 10:27 AM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Barry's visit to Wallan

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th January 2008 09:48 PM

allan, barry, barrys, calendar, crow, crows, difficulty, dunno, echuca, farmer, farmhouse, finding, flies, leave, mate, months, replied, stole, stopped, visit, wallan

Replies: 5
Views: 1,767

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 06:42 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

The pig breeder

Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd January 2008 08:03 AM

allan, boar, breeder, city, confronted, congress, day, engaged, farm, farmer, girl, impress, nose, pig, pigs, pigstys, postal, pursuits, replied, ring, rooting, sexual, sows, stop, suddenly, sweet, visit, wallan

Replies: 2
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 05:36 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Story of Kevin the Chicken (Without any prejudice whatsoever)

Started by Barry_White, 27th November 2007 11:22 AM

amazement, awarded, bell, bells, brisbane, called, chicken, cover, exhibition, farmer, job, judges, kevin, overnight, politician, prejudice, pullet, pullets, pullitician, ring, rooster, roosters, run, sensation, sneak, story, trevor, trevors, walk, whatsoever

Replies: 1
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2007 02:14 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Bull, cows and 'eifers

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd November 2007 07:09 PM

answered, arrived, bull, bus, called, chooks, cows, ducks, eifers, farm, farmer, home, john, meant, mum, munruben, repeated, school, shaken, shocked, told, wallen, wallens

Replies: 2
Views: 1,597

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2007 01:24 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

The Welsh Farmer

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2007 08:00 PM

cachu, calls, cows, cup, don’t, drink, drinking, english?”, farmer, fed, fields, hand, hands, horses, irish, language, means, notices, pond, replies, s#&t, speak, translated, understand, walking, water, water”, welsh, welshman, “yes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 10:46 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Is yer dad home

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 13th November 2007 11:30 PM

$150, $200, borrow, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, daughter, door, farmer, farmhouse, finally, greg, helps, home, message, minutes, moment, mum, pig, pregnant, replied, talk, tools, town, uncomfortably, yer

Replies: 1
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 08:43 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Farmers Wife

Started by BazzaDLB, 4th October 2007 11:23 PM

applied, boots, called, day, died, directed, drunk, entering, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, fireplace, found, gay, glass, hand, hard, job, left, sitting, slowly, successful, town, trembling, unbutton, waiting, widow, wife, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 11:23 PM; by BazzaDLB

Forum:
JOKES

Farmer's bull

Started by Barry Hicks, 27th August 2007 08:21 PM

angry, bull, called, farmer, farmers, hiker, lot, paddock, replied, safe, safer, shortcut, spotted, taking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 07:15 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

Mad cow disease

Started by munruben, 27th August 2007 08:03 PM

affect, chatting, chickens, cow, cows, day, disease, farmer, fast, fence, fields, heard, land, mad, pretty, replied, road, rubins, scary, spreading, telling

Replies: 13
Views: 2,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 01:20 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Farmer's problem

Started by Barry Hicks, 27th August 2007 08:23 AM

advice, bought, combine, control, couple, doc, doctor, enquired, exercise, exercised, farmer, farmers, firm, hands, harvester, lot, met, overcome, personal, problem, replied, sacked, solved, tells, visits, weeks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,628

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2007 08:23 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

"Licker!'

Started by bobmundy, 7th October 1999 09:08 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 3,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2007 08:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Brave pig

Started by Dennis Millard, 27th July 2007 12:12 AM

atraveller, bit, brave, bravest, bum, called, character, cockies, day, dragged, eat, fantastic, farmer, fire, house, incredible, leg, looked, lose, marvelous, paddock, pig, real, reared, rough, teeth, threatened, wife, worries, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2007 12:12 AM; by Dennis Millard

Forum:
JOKES

Dumb Dingo Dilemma

Started by Rossluck, 13th May 2007 08:41 PM

air, cleaner, concrete, cover, dilemma, dingo, dumb, farmer, feet, foot, forward, ground, guitar, hang, hole, lumps, minutes, motor, muscles, pull, pulling, reach, restore, righted, started, stayed, straight, swmbo, time, trembling

Replies: 4
Views: 1,921

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2007 07:11 PM; by Rossluck

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tank Water - Drinking Quality

Started by Bob38S, 1st March 2007 10:20 AM

apexes, avoid, bob, bottom, clean, contamination, damhik, drink, drinking, farmer, frighten, happening, months, mosquitoes, newcomers, nice, nzd, pool, product, pump, quality, roll, sludge/mud, stirring, stop, surprise, tank, tanks, unpleasant, water

Replies: 12
Views: 2,785

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2007 08:12 PM; by bsrlee

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Smart Shepherd

Started by Breslauer, 7th January 2007 01:45 AM

$100, accountant, agrees, amazing, animal, begins, bet, chance, cries, deduce, dog, double, exact, farmer, flock, government, guess, huge, occupation, picks, responds, rest, sheep, shepherd, smart, stopping, tells, wait, walk, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,833

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2007 01:45 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

A good Win - maybe

Started by echnidna, 20th December 2006 04:37 PM

arcs, christmas, couple, cut, farmer, good, local, logs, picked, pine, pines, reckons, red, scouts, selling, skirts, trees, win, won

Replies: 1
Views: 1,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2006 09:19 PM; by tameriska

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Number Three cookin!

Started by dazzler, 9th July 2006 11:01 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

build, chance, cheers, concieving, cookin, cool, cot, dazzler, doc, farmer, hey, lord, number, smilind, tadpol, wahooooo

Replies: 27
Views: 3,998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2006 11:37 PM; by Shedgirl

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Keep an Eye Out

Started by Phil Spencer, 26th September 2006 09:24 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

caught, chicken, concern, continued, cow, crack, eye, farmer, farmers, farmyard, feed, fever, friends, head, house, looked, meat, mouse, mousetrap, neighbors, pig, remember, returned, rushed, sadness, sit, snake, sound, wall, wife

Replies: 20
Views: 3,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 11:59 AM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

How To Save Your Ass

Started by benchdog, 25th August 2006 07:50 PM

$10, announces, ass, bishop, buried, buy, day, donkey, entered, fainted, farmer, free, headline, headlines, informed, lead, local, nun, paper, pastor, pastors, race, read, rid, run, save, sells, sold, wild, won

Replies: 5
Views: 2,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2006 11:11 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
JOKES

Alabama Farmer

Started by Baz, 14th July 2006 06:39 PM

$25, $50, alabama, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, dad.its, daughter, door, farmer, fer, finally, helps, hog, howard, mae, message, mom, moment, pearly, pregnant, sir, talk, town, uncomfortably, yer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2006 06:39 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Life Explained

Started by fred.n, 14th June 2006 11:34 PM

agreed, bark, cow, created, day, deal, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explained, farmer, forty, front, god, life, marry, monkey, ourselves;, play, porch, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,631

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2006 11:34 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

Butch The Rooster

Started by Carry Pine, 25th May 2006 06:07 PM

amazement, attention, awarded, beak, bell, bells, butch, coming, county, cover, entered, farmer, hed, job, john, johns, judges, paying, politician, populace, proud, pullet, pullets, ring, rooster, roosters, run, screwing, sneaking, walk

Replies: 7
Views: 2,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2006 09:41 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

duck hunting

Started by goat, 5th May 2006 10:44 AM

abide, agreed, attorney, climbed, codger, custom, dakota, dropped, duck, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, hunting, kick, lawyer, lawyers, local, meal, midriff, north, replied, settle, shot, slowly, smiled, times, tractor, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2006 10:44 AM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

quick thinking

Started by doug the slug, 13th April 2006 12:09 AM

afternoon, bucket, crocodile, dam, deep, farmer, feed, female, fruit, gather, grove, habit, held, huddling, immediately, ladies, leave, naked, observed, property, quick, replied, secluded, stage, surrounded, thinking, till, trees, trespassing, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2006 12:09 AM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

Just a wee bit....

Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:03 PM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, father-in-law, girl, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, shes, suggested, wee, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,423

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:03 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Children

Started by Gino, 21st September 2002 09:01 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,798

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2006 11:39 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

In this weeks Weekly Times

Started by ozwinner, 5th January 2006 08:31 PM

catch, eek, farmer, fin, local, paper, picture, shark, story, tells, times, trout, wait, weekly, weeks

Replies: 8
Views: 1,615

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2006 03:31 PM; by savage

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Baz's Farmer back !

Started by dean4, 3rd November 2005 09:51 AM

avocado, aware, baz, bucket, coming, courts, crocodile, dam, deep, farmer, fast, feed, fixed, frowned, heard, holding, horseshoe, ladies, leave, mango, moral, naked, presence, shouted, skinny-dipping, slow, swim, walk, watch, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2005 09:51 AM; by dean4

Forum:
JOKES

The Farmer & the Lawyer

Started by Baz, 30th October 2005 07:29 PM

abide, agreed, boot, capped, city, climbed, custom, dropped, easily, farmer, farmers, fella, fence, kick, lawyer, lawyers, local, outback, paddock, pig, replied, rule, shot, slowly, smiled, steel, three-kick, times, toe, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,541

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2005 05:31 PM; by Trav

Forum:
JOKES

Farm boy

Started by Bluegum, 28th October 2005 10:49 AM

accident, accidentally, agreed, boy, break, corn, dinner, eat, farm, farmer, feel, finally, found, hearty, hey, insisted, lot, meal, mighty, nearby, nonsense, overturned, replied, road, son, thanked, tipped, upset, wagon, willie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,675

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2005 10:49 AM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

The farmer's son.

Started by Driver, 21st October 2005 10:27 PM

admission, beard, can’t, count?”, dad, don’t, famous, farmer, home, intellectual, land, lot, message, mum, photo, proud, rebel, received, reply, school, schooling, son, spell”, terse, twelve, universities, university, written, “how, “what

Replies: 1
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2005 10:31 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
JOKES

Can you trust farmers?

Started by Caliban, 30th August 2005 08:00 PM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, farmers, father-in-law, girl, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, shes, suggested, trust, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2005 08:00 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

Rodney & The Donkey

Started by Gumby, 21st June 2005 04:28 PM

$900, 500, chairman, city, complain, day, dead, dollars, donkey, eventually, fai, farmer, grew, guy, happened, hih, met, month, onetel, piece, profit, raffle, raffled, rodney, sold, tale, tickets, watch, won

Replies: 8
Views: 1,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2005 09:37 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 26 Sept 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 26th September 2004 09:56 PM

10.256, 150mm, base, beans, bin, circumference, combining, company, concrete, diameter, erected, evening, farmer, farmers, form, friends, grain, hired, hoping, lip, metal, monolithic, pour, price, quiz, respectfully, sept, store, usa, woodworking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2004 09:46 PM; by Ralph Jones

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 10 Sept 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 10th September 2004 10:16 PM

3.5, answer, assuming, build, bushel, care, chose, corn, crib, diameter, evening, farmer, friends, henceforth, hold, holding, inscribed, install, math, quiz, quizzes, respectfully, sept, shant, woodworking, yesterdays

Replies: 3
Views: 1,677

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 09:39 PM; by Ralph Jones

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Dam good thinkin'

Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:13 AM

age, approached, aware, bucket, coming, crocodile, cunning, dam, deep, enthusiasm, farmer, feed, girls, good, holding, leave, local, moral;, moved, naked, pond, presence, replied, shouted, swim, thinkin, time, triumph, watch, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2004 12:13 AM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Celebrating

Started by ozwinner, 19th August 2004 08:43 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2004 08:43 AM; by ozwinner

Forum:
JOKES

MATH QUIZ for 5 June 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 5th June 2004 09:48 PM

3.5, approximately, bushel, bushels, cap, caps, compartment, crop, diameter, divided, door, equal, evening, farmer, filler, friends, holds, june, math, quiz, respectfully, silo, stored, tall, thinking, tonight, top, volume, wall

Replies: 14
Views: 3,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2004 11:49 AM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

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