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Started by theboopy, 7th May 2012 07:26 PM

autocycles, box, buloke, burn, choice, cutter, eyes, fire, forum, guess, hobbies, jaguars, leads, lockie, lookout, occupation, pick, privilage, redgum, registered, restoring, saws, situation, timbers, trees, turner, unwanted, victoria, wood

Replies: 9
Views: 1,743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2012 12:31 PM; by crowie

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Wedding day problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th May 2012 04:52 PM

aisle, allan, altar, bag, bride, clubs, day, escorted, eyes, golf, groom, looked, problem, reached, replied, standing, straight, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2012 04:52 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Restoration of an antique Work Bench.

Started by rogerjenkins, 15th August 2011 10:09 PM

ancient, antique, bench, choice, cleaners, descriptive, doubt, eyes, heaps, heavy, idiot, item, junk, original, peoples, photos, piece, rain, restoration, roger, saves, scrubbing, sun, taking, throw, time, way.u, words, work

Replies: 13
Views: 4,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2012 10:13 AM; by rogerjenkins

Forum:
RESTORATION

G'day All

Started by Erewhon, 14th March 2012 12:49 AM

blue, care, chainsaw, childhood, creations, cut, days, erewhon, eyes, feel, finance, firewood, gday, grandmother, hooks, investing, mates, minister, painted, reverting, share, shed, son, time, tools, toys, war, website, wood, wooden

Replies: 7
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2012 06:56 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

humour .

Started by bluegum30, 6th March 2012 11:44 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2012 11:44 PM; by bluegum30

Forum:
JOKES

Finishing Tallowwood dining table

Started by couttdawg, 6th February 2012 05:14 PM

20hrs, advice, alternative, applied, coat, coats, computer, dining, ears, eyes, feast, fellow, finish, finishing, hell, immediately, oily, product, sanding, satin, sealer, simply, started, suited, table, tallowwood, termites, timber, wait, watson

Replies: 1
Views: 2,029

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2012 04:46 PM; by Benmanang

Forum:
FINISHING

The Deer.

Started by issatree, 24th August 2011 08:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

call, deer, eddie, eye, eyes, grandsons, idea, send, tonight

Replies: 20
Views: 2,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2011 01:52 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Energy Saving

Started by artme, 27th July 2011 08:49 PM

bushmiller, cast, decided, differentiate, distinctly, energy, entries, eyes, include, lead, lke, matter, paper, passive, plastic, related, saving, solar, sources, spending, start, subject, tackling, thread, threads, topics, water

Replies: 5
Views: 2,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2011 09:32 AM; by Bushmiller

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ducks in heaven !!!

Started by fenderbelly, 11th May 2011 11:03 AM

accidentally, admonishment, careful, chained, chains, day, deserve, duck, ducks, eternity, eyelashes, eyes, guy, handsome, happy, heaven, laid, manages, months, muscular, observed, peter, st.peter, step, stepped, stepping, steps, tall, ugly, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2011 12:22 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

25 things my Mother taught me.

Started by munruben, 3rd April 2011 09:13 AM

acting, anticipation, behaviour, children, crossing, eat, envy, esp, eyes, father, finished, fortunate, home, job, logic, medical, modification, mother, neck, receiving, science, shut, stop, stuck, taught, things, told, wait, wonderful, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2011 09:25 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Please help

Started by joe greiner, 1st April 2011 09:52 PM

2011, assistance, audience, bleary, bloodshot, brother, eyes, faith, friend, gas, gestures, john, lectures, moe, moes, nose, obscene, orourke, passing, patrick, picking, profusely, south, staring, suit, sweating, tour, wheezing, white, winter

Replies: 3
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2011 09:30 PM; by ian

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JOKES

Punctuality

Started by Rodgera, 26th March 2011 12:15 PM

a.m, arrival, aware, bent, boss, bruised, clock, corridor, day, entire, eyes, flights, glasses, hour, killed, late, limped, munruben, munrubens, painfully, passed, punched, punctuality, roll, rolled, scratched, stairs, subway, time, tripped

Replies: 3
Views: 1,567

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2011 06:44 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
JOKES

Name this gutter profile.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 10th January 2011 01:20 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2011 01:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

The lawnmower

Started by devnull, 22nd December 2010 07:24 PM

enthusiastically, eyes, fuel, green, hit, lawnmower, lawns, left, looked, machine, married, mercilessly, mower, mowing, muttered, noise, pull, pulled, resigned, serviced, shed, start, started, tender, throttle, throwing, time, wet, wife, win

Replies: 6
Views: 1,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2010 01:46 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Mixing / Matching Wood Stains

Started by Bob38S, 22nd November 2010 12:45 PM

ago, appreciated, bob, brown, charts, colour, colours, commercially, errors, eyes, greatly, ideas/help, matching, miss, mixed, mixing, preference, recall, red, spirit, stains, this], tones, turps, types, water, wheels, wood, yellow, [or

Replies: 2
Views: 2,886

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2010 10:42 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
FINISHING

Golf Poem

Started by fenderbelly, 3rd November 2010 09:32 AM

ball, chooses, desires, dies, disappears, dribbles, drink, ease, eyes, golf, grass, hard, hit, hole, hooks, land, master, miles, poem, pup, refuses, slices, sorrow, soul, swear, swim, tiny, tomorrow, whim, whimper

Replies: 4
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2010 11:12 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Incra mitre guage when cutting at an angle

Started by Afro Boy, 30th September 2010 08:24 PM

adjust, angle, blade, causing, circles, couple, cut, cutting, dial, distance, doh, duck, edge, eyes, fly, freud, guage, hit, incra, math, mitre, shards, sitting, steel, stuff, thankfully, time

Replies: 13
Views: 3,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2010 08:32 PM; by Afro Boy

Forum:
SAFETY

I read this with disbelief

Started by Ironwood, 16th September 2010 06:55 PM

astound, australia, breaking, continue, cruel, daily, disbelief, eyes, found, glued, lowlifes, mackay, mercury, morning, national, news, puppy, read, shop, shut, story

Replies: 3
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2010 08:51 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Funeral Joke

Started by joe greiner, 1st July 2010 09:18 PM

awe, beautiful, burst, cardiologist, casket, closed, covered, died, doctor, doctors, elaborate, eulogy, eyes, famous, forever, funeral, heart, hospital, huge, joke, laughter, life, mourners, proctologist, rolled, sat, sealing, stared, stood, thinking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,956

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2010 01:28 PM; by Rum Pig

Forum:
JOKES

Heads up photgraphers and sky watchers

Started by wheelinround, 26th June 2010 06:01 PM

abc, aest, binoculars, biscuit, bite, cookie, eclipse, event, exposure, eyes, ground, hard, heads, kid, lunar, moon, news, nice, partial, photgraphers, photo, set, skies, sky, takes, telescope, time, tripod, visible, watchers

Replies: 9
Views: 1,857

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2010 04:24 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The body - A bit like the forum really

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 11:05 PM

ass, bit, bloated, blood, body, boss, brain, charge, decided, eyes, forum, hole, huff, insulted, laughed, legs, meeting, moral, organs, rectum, removal, responsible, shut, stomach, story, tight, toxic, waste, watery, wobbly

Replies: 7
Views: 1,896

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2010 09:55 AM; by artme

Forum:
JOKES

Found a new thing to hurt myself with...water!!

Started by RedShirtGuy, 17th March 2010 09:32 PM

bloody, closed, couple, dangerous, dev, edge, electrocute, eyes, fire, flap, found, gun, hurt, jetting, layers, left, mere, millisecond, nifty, pain, people, proud, set, shot, skin, stings, thing, water, withwater, yeh

Replies: 13
Views: 2,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2010 09:32 PM; by soundman

Forum:
SAFETY

Asking a Client for money

Started by Gary_H, 28th February 2010 01:42 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$30, $35/hr, $385, bill, cash, charged, client, clothes, dryer, expensive, eyes, finished, gst, guilty, handyman, hanging, heads, hrs, job, labour, looked, margin, materials, money, produced, putting, read, shelves, total, weekend

Replies: 40
Views: 4,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2010 09:31 PM; by ian

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Older men are always more helpful

Started by watson, 26th February 2010 03:10 PM

bloke, blokes, blonde, blue, boobs, bra, bunnings, carts, coincidence, collide, eyes, guy, hair, halter, hardware, helpful, legs, matter, men, older, shes, shorts, store, tall, tight, top, wearing, white, wife, yrs

Replies: 3
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2010 05:47 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

The Hypnotist

Started by gawdelpus, 4th February 2010 10:59 PM

antique, breaking, center, claude, clean, eyes, family, floor, generations, gently, gleaming, hundred, hundreds, hypnotist, hypnotists, invite, pairs, people, pieces, polished, quietly, senior, slipped, special, surface, swaying, swing, watch, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,054

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2010 10:59 PM; by gawdelpus

Forum:
JOKES

At the Centrlink Office

Started by Rodgera, 28th January 2010 01:10 PM

apply, centrelink, centrlink, disability, eye, eyes, office, overheard, trouble

Replies: 3
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2010 05:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

The dying Scotsman

Started by munruben, 15th October 2009 02:28 PM

angus, answered, aye, bed, bedside, children, close, croaky, dad, daughter, dying, effort, eyes, family, gathered, kathleen, kitchen, light, lizzy, lovely, properly, pulled, robbie, round, scotsman, son, told, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,007

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2009 02:28 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

The Fishing Trip

Started by John Saxton, 9th October 2009 12:55 AM

beautiful, bed, bedroom, beer, buddies, camp, carry, chair, cheers, covered, drown, eyes, fishing, home, lady, left, letting, missus, negligee, peeled, phil, replied, slumped, snuck, sorrows, surprise, talk, tie, trip, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2009 11:32 AM; by Rum Pig

Forum:
JOKES

Lights for the workbench

Started by derekcohen, 27th September 2009 01:01 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bench, cabinets, conditionis, conditions, connect, cord, eyes, fitted, fluoro, install, kitchen, left, light, lighting, lights, lights-on, line, on-off, picture, power, require, shield, slim, space, strips, switch, under-cabinet, watts, window, workbench

Replies: 15
Views: 7,657

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2009 01:07 PM; by Pops

Forum:
LIGHTING

Saw Dust In My Eyes

Started by Redgum Ripper, 14th September 2009 11:10 PM

066, belong, box, chainsaw, dust, eyes, grey, gum, hope, leaf, mill, ms170, ms280i, ms361, ms441, ms660, pepermint, plentiful, redgum, saws, selection, slabs, splitter, stihl, superaxe, supply, timber, ws450

Replies: 7
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2009 09:56 AM; by Christos

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Dark or light flooring?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 7th September 2009 03:40 AM

1980s, afternoon, attached, bedroom, ben, carpet, colour, dark, eyes, flooring, grain, green, installed, kitchen, light, living, nice, pictures, plenty, purchased, re-do, read, renovateforum.com, scarborough, sunlight, thread, thumbnails, unit, west, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,718

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2009 03:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
FLOORING

It's a bloke thing!

Started by Grumpy John, 27th August 2009 06:38 PM

amazing, bathroom, bloke, blurts, boat, branches, cabinet, coconut, cruise, drink, eyes, found, island, months, questioning, razor, row, sank, shave, ship, shore, shower, sit, slip, thing, tools, tree, upstairs, walk, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2009 04:38 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Pope

Started by wheelinround, 10th August 2009 02:58 PM

“who, access, actions”, alive, bitter, blessing, brave, buddies, crocodile, darwin, eyes, grasp, guy?”, hatred, heard, heck, i’ve, labor, leave, liberal, liberals, one?”, pope, proclaimed, proudly, summoned, supporter, wearing, wisdom.”

Replies: 6
Views: 1,538

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2009 10:53 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Engineered Boral Floor - Can a scratch be repaired

Started by ajackson, 18th July 2009 12:08 AM

10cm, avoid, blade, boards, boral, cut, deep, engineered, enginered, eyes, fairly, floor, grain, knife, noticable, noticed, opposite, prefinished, product, repair, repaired, replacing, runs, scratch, silkwood, slight, top

Replies: 1
Views: 1,769

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2009 08:55 AM; by Ross

Forum:
FINISHING

My Duck is Dead

Started by bullfright, 11th July 2009 10:51 AM

$150, 100%, bill, cat, certifiably, computer, dead, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, haunches, head, laid, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, returned, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, surgeon, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,738

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2009 10:51 AM; by bullfright

Forum:
JOKES

Jchappo & Chrisb691

Started by wheelinround, 3rd June 2009 04:57 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2009 10:09 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A dead duck

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:28 PM

$150, bill, bird, cat, dead, delicately, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, foot, haunches, head, jumped, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, patted, returned, sad, sat, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, table, vet, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2009 05:48 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
JOKES

Dog kennel hacker

Started by Nortant, 24th May 2009 12:46 AM

advance, advice, bookcase, dog, dwd, eyes, finish, found, glued, hacker, hold, ideas, intergrain, kennel, lapped, pile, plane, plank, pup, rack, roof, screwed, shed, slightly, spa&deck, stained, store, struggling, timber, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2009 10:26 PM; by Christos

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

G'Day All

Started by RStocker, 13th April 2009 05:53 AM

ahead, antiques, brother, complete, day, desk, drafting, drawing, easter, enjoy, eyes, gday, happy, hard, idoit, missing, moment, north, penrith, post, read, shop, sitting, surgery, sydney, thumb, visiting, week, west, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2009 11:21 PM; by 4Him24_7

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Hypnotist

Started by wheelinround, 13th April 2009 01:00 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2009 08:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

You know what I hate.

Started by tea lady, 26th March 2009 10:47 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bags, bought, civilized, decided, disguise, eyes, harpic, hate, house, hubby, join, nice, perfumed, pub, puke, rantoffd, reason, rubbish, smell, smells, stinky, supposed, toilet, toilets, visit, water, week, world

Replies: 25
Views: 3,930

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2009 04:06 PM; by Rossluck

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

For the old Far/Gentlemen on here

Started by fenderbelly, 25th February 2009 06:49 PM

age, bed, bin, blue, cup, drawer, ears, ere, eyes, far or gentlemen, grin, i’m, kick, lay, morning, night, obits, overtakes, paper, pick, read, red, shape, shelf, sleep, slippers, table, teeth, wake, wits

Replies: 1
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 11:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

petrol price

Started by mic-d, 12th February 2009 08:15 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$1.20/l, barrel, cheers, companies, distracted, eyes, fuel, gouging, greedy, logical, lowlife, michael, nation, oil, petrol, price, reason, scabs, scum, sucking, us$35

Replies: 39
Views: 4,841

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2009 12:56 PM; by BobL

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Adding sarking for an existing tile roof?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 6th February 2009 01:30 AM

answer, articles, attached, battons, cavity, designed, due, efficient, existing, eyes, facing, finding, insulation, luck, ohs, read, reflections, renovateforum.com, roof, roofer, rumor, run, sarking, sit, thread, thumbnails, tile, tiles, tough, unsafe

Replies: 0
Views: 5,999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2009 01:30 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

G'day

Started by Craigh, 27th December 2008 10:34 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2008 10:39 AM; by munruben

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

This is not a joke

Started by groverwa, 26th November 2008 08:05 AM

bad, bloody, cattle, choice, dad, eyes, game, gate, hay, head, heard, hed, joke, kids, letter, life, love, rain, road, set, shoot, shut, son, squatter, stopped, truck, voice, walked, watch, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 7,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2008 11:48 PM; by prozac

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

Portal frame footing

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

$900, 1300mm, bar, concrete, cost, engineer, extended, eyes, fill, footing, form-work, forward, frame, halve, hole, holes, house, kosher, portal, question, reading, reckon, rhs, sit, spoil, steel, tamping, uprights, welded, wrapped

Replies: 0
Views: 1,936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

3 times a daddy.....

Started by Doughboy, 1st October 2008 03:23 PM

3110, 8.35, albeit, blonde, blue, born, bridie, circumference, clan, complications, daddy, eyes, hair, head, heartache, lots, louise, missus, morning, pete, pound, pregnancy, proud, smith, tear, times, welcoming, worth

Replies: 10
Views: 2,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2008 11:05 AM; by NCArcher

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Two Blondes With Hammers.

Started by wheelinround, 1st September 2008 07:11 PM

bad, blonde, blondes, boss, carol, chest, clerk, cold, crying, day, dents, doctor, donna, eyes, finger, gun, hammers, happened, home, hot, house, morning, nail, paid, replied, roommate, shooting, shop, tail, thermos

Replies: 1
Views: 1,643

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2008 07:59 PM; by Batpig

Forum:
JOKES

'I Hate My Job' day

Started by wheelinround, 15th August 2008 10:06 AM

box, carefully, close, control, day, department, eyes, glad, hate, home, job, johnson, literature, lock, loud, nice, notice, pain, personally, print, quality, read, rectal, remember, repeat, sanitized, statement, tested, thermometer, times

Replies: 2
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2008 02:54 PM; by damian

Forum:
JOKES

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