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Helicopter down

Started by munruben, 3rd April 2008 10:10 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2008 10:10 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Only in Australia

Started by WoodJunky, 21st March 2008 12:26 AM

142, 1996, 1999, 2000, 543, admitted, aussies, australia, battery, beer, call, die, disabled, emergency, front, injured, leave, massive, mention, parking, people, pins, removing, rink, sharp, shirts, skating, talk, testing, tongue

Replies: 7
Views: 2,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2008 09:26 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

new meanings

Started by underfoot, 14th March 2008 04:30 PM

apon, balderdash, coffee, coughed, drunk, emergency, esplanade, exam, explain, flatulence, hairline, humerous, meanings, picks, question, rapidly, receding, roller, run, steam, testicle, vehicle, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 04:36 PM; by watson

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JOKES

"Real" 911 Calls?

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th February 2008 08:52 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 08:52 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Cpr

Started by Toyboy, 5th February 2008 12:33 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 12:33 AM; by Toyboy

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JOKES

Water Softener

Started by Gazza52, 1st February 2008 04:35 PM

ago, backwashing, ceased, commandomatic, connected, curious, detergents, difference, emergency, functioning, hardie, household, indefinitely, installed, interestingly, maintained, normal, noticed, plumber, quality, regard, regularly, salt, shampoos, soaps, soften, softener, supply, unit, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2008 11:07 PM; by Honorary Bloke

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Little Waldo

Started by Waldo, 16th November 2007 10:56 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

2.9, anymore, beautiful, born, breathing, care, complete, days, emergency, family, finally, hell, hospital, improvement, james, kylie, morning, nicu, night, pain, recovering, satisfactory, son, special, stay, sugar, sugars, waldo, ward, woot

Replies: 65
Views: 7,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2007 09:40 AM; by Waldo

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Emergency Thread Repair

Started by Black Ned, 1st November 2007 03:04 PM

adjustable, bolt, clean, completely, cut, damaged, emergency, hacksaw, inside, jobs, length, note, nut, pass, refresh, repair, replaced, run, slice, slit, spanner, split, thread, threads, time, times

Replies: 3
Views: 2,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2007 06:16 PM; by wheelinround

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HINTS & TIPS

Serious Accident

Started by woodcutta, 15th August 2007 12:27 PM

100%, accident, arrived, bad, bring, convention, cut, doctor, emergency, famous, fingers, home, hospital, micro-surgeons, nearest, news, pick, re-attach, referred, replied, reply, rushed, serious, surgery, sydney, town, woodworker, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,531

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 12:51 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Snake-bite

Started by munruben, 18th June 2007 12:44 PM

bit, bitten, called, die, doctor, emergency, explained, fast, friend, gonna, hurried, irish, joke, murphy, nature, paddy, paddys, poison, poisonous, quick, ran, snake, snakebite, spoke, suck, theatre, told, tree, ute, whimpered

Replies: 3
Views: 1,681

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2007 01:21 PM; by givusabrake

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JOKES

Poll: How's your driving skills?

Started by journeyman Mick, 4th March 2007 01:01 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

advanced, age, average, bit, car, conditions, confident, cops, driver, driving, emergency, fair, fine, hows, injured, light, majority, people, poor, react, reversed, road, skid, skills, traffic, training, vehicle, vehicles, weather, wheels

Replies: 46
Views: 7,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2007 12:09 AM; by paul collins

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POLLS

Power and insulation to the new shed

Started by har616, 21st November 2006 11:41 AM

amp, batts, bit, breakers, cable, circuit, double, electrical, emergency, extension, fittings, fluorescent, garage, house, insulation, light, lighting, moved, noise, note, outlets, phone, power, shed, socket, switch, tongue, watt, woodworking, yellow

Replies: 14
Views: 5,679

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2007 11:54 PM; by arose62

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Guess What, I'm Dad.

Started by maglite, 20th October 2006 02:55 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

11.24pm, 18/10/06, baby, born, ceaserian, cheers, chuffed, dad, daddy, elizabeth, emergency, feeling, fine, gday, grace, guess, hours, labour, mum, news, share, steve

Replies: 25
Views: 3,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 08:27 PM; by AlexS

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

EMERGENCY - Require Urgent Information

Started by Metal Head, 8th October 2006 02:59 PM

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Replies: 8
Views: 2,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2006 08:18 PM; by Metal Head

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

What is an AUSSIE ? ? ? ?

Started by Rodgera, 6th September 2006 07:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

142, 1999, 2000, 543, aussie, aussies, australia, battery, beer, call, die, disabled, emergency, front, injured, leave, massive, mention, parking, people, pins, removing, rink, sharp, shirts, skating, talk, testing, tongue, watering

Replies: 19
Views: 3,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2006 12:21 AM; by popawisky

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JOKES

There's a parrot on the plane

Started by Phil Mac, 27th August 2006 02:28 PM

approach, brings, burly, coffee, complain, cow, emergency, exit, flustered, fly, forgets, kick, moment, omission, parrot, parrots, plane, plunging, reaching, seat, shaking, squawks, stewardess, stewards, strapped, surprised, thrown, unaccustomed, whisky, wrenched

Replies: 0
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2006 02:28 PM; by Phil Mac

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JOKES

Crash landing

Started by Cliff Rogers, 15th August 2006 03:28 PM

absence, aircraft, board, crash, crashed, damage, divorce, due, emergency, ex-wife, extent, fire, flying, fuel, garden, ground, heard, injured, insufficient, landing, lessons, license, lucky, photograph, piloting, post-crash, scene, started, taking, time

Replies: 7
Views: 2,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2006 05:15 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Do you consider...

Started by Wild Dingo, 17th February 2006 01:35 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

angle, barefoot, blood, buggars, culprit, days, dept, emergency, escape, feet, foot, found, hobbling, house, iron, managed, nice, pad, pain, peice, rushed, sharp, shed, slashed, toe, toes, trip, wandering, wear, yesty

Replies: 22
Views: 2,911

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2006 05:21 PM; by felixe

Forum:
SAFETY

Thumbs up for our emergency services.

Started by Sturdee, 30th July 2006 05:39 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

000, ambos, arrived, assessing, collapsed, deal, department, diabetes, drips, emergency, extremely, helpful, hooked, hospital, immediately, line, minutes, monitors, notwithstanding, operator, oxygen, pleasant, services, staff, stayed, system, thumbs, treat, whilst, wife

Replies: 28
Views: 3,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2006 02:24 PM; by John Saxton

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Spaghetti

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th October 2005 10:03 PM

arrest, baby, card, cardiac, doctor, emergency, europe, evening, explain, fell, floor, heart, home, hospital, italy, mail, means, meatballs;, money, nurse, picked, postcard, precipitated, read, sausage, spaghetti, stayed, understand, wait, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2005 11:39 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

30 days tv show

Started by dzcook, 14th October 2005 11:04 PM

$45, 100s, bill, caught, days, dollars, emergency, food, free, g/f, head, hit, hope, hospitail, johny, live, miniun, month, net, night, pple, rent, safty, store, tax, thursday, track, visit, wage, yank

Replies: 1
Views: 1,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2005 11:10 PM; by Gra

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hunters

Started by Geoff Dean, 25th August 2005 07:16 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2005 10:51 PM; by joseph84

Forum:
JOKES

Emergency

Started by Just George, 6th August 2005 02:15 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

address, ambulance, book, communicate, contach, contacts, emergency, faced, fire, heap, ice, identification, injured, killed, list, listed, lost, mobile, names, people, phone, phones, police, posts, reply, spread, stands, started, teamsie, top

Replies: 34
Views: 5,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2005 10:08 AM; by Stuart

Forum:
SAFETY

Saddam lives

Started by q9, 13th April 2003 08:38 PM

alive, arm, bad, bombing, called, defence, emergency, iraqi, jobs, lives, lookalikes, lost, meeting, minister, news, palace, saddam, saddams, targetting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2003 08:38 PM; by q9

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JOKES

Best tip of ALL!

Started by Shane Watson, 30th October 2001 04:44 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 2,923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2001 09:23 AM; by barrysumpter

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HINTS & TIPS

Work-Place Idiot!!

Started by oges, 13th September 2001 12:25 PM

1-inch, bartron, clean, condition, dozen, emergency, finally, found, gun, hand, head, idiot, miraculously, nail, nails, nasty, pneumatic, protruding, reattach, reported, severed, stable, surgery, survived, terrible, torment, underwent, week, work-place, workplace

Replies: 0
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2001 12:25 PM; by oges

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JOKES

dumb crime stories

Started by Gino, 31st July 2001 11:33 PM

activated, airfield, bob, boeing, broke, call, check, crime, doctor, duh, dumb, elevator, emergency, employees, fast, floor, floors, home, inflated, lamberton, police, raft, rescued, robber, robyn, stories, telephone, thinking, told, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2001 11:33 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Golf

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 07:03 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

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Helicopter down

Only in Australia

new meanings

"Real" 911 Calls?

Cpr

Water Softener

Little Waldo

Emergency Thread Repair

Serious Accident

Snake-bite

Poll: How's your driving skills?

Power and insulation to the new shed

Guess What, I'm Dad.

EMERGENCY - Require Urgent Information

What is an AUSSIE ? ? ? ?

There's a parrot on the plane

Crash landing

Do you consider...

Thumbs up for our emergency services.

Spaghetti

30 days tv show

Hunters

Emergency

Saddam lives

Best tip of ALL!

Work-Place Idiot!!

dumb crime stories

Golf