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Ask an elderly person not to ever drive.

Started by rgum, 18th November 2007 08:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ageing, budge, check, cheers, dissabled, drive, driving, easier, elderly, father, girlfriend, hands, issue, natural, neck, park, person, round, sad, shaking, sign, signs, slow, started, thread, tired, uncoord

Replies: 23
Views: 4,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2007 09:51 AM; by astrid

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Bottle of Wine

Started by BazzaDLB, 20th November 2007 10:50 PM

bag, bottle, brown, car, detail, elder, elderly, husband, intently, looked, married, moment, navajo, noticed, quiet, sally, sat, seat, silent, silently, speaking, studying, talk, time, trade, vain, walking, wine, wisdom, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 10:50 PM; by BazzaDLB

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JOKES

Two retired woodies

Started by fenderbelly, 1st October 2007 08:54 PM

aches, age, albert, baby, bench, centre, elderly, feel, hair, new-born, pains, pants, retired, retirement, sitting, teeth, tree, wet, woodies, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 12:28 AM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Howard visits nursing home

Started by munruben, 24th August 2007 10:57 AM

bath, calls, close, dear, elderly, female, hey, home, howard, john, lady, matron, minister, mister, morning, nursing, prime, replies, resident, run, sticks, stops, sydney, visiting, visits, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,828

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2007 04:14 AM; by bsrlee

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JOKES

Headaches

Started by QbnDusty, 19th August 2007 12:07 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2007 11:19 AM; by ptc

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JOKES

Petrol ads showing ratbag behaviour

Started by arose62, 30th July 2007 02:08 PM

ads, bad, behaviour, car, cars, couple, dragging, elderly, emoticon, hole, illegal, incredibly, irresponsible, killed, nose, offensive, petrol, placement, push, ratbag, showing, smh, smoking, story, taste, thumbs, tug-of-war, ultimate, version, website

Replies: 14
Views: 2,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2007 04:25 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Driving

Started by munruben, 21st July 2007 12:27 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,988

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2007 10:55 PM; by Glen

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JOKES

Eat your hearts out, fellow shed-dwellers!

Started by Shedgirl, 20th March 2007 11:37 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

check, dammit, eat, elderly, fellow, follow, hearts, http://www.tablelands.com, link, millaa, north, prepare, property, qld, residential, rr360, rural, sale, selling, shed-dwellers, sheddwellers, slabs, stunned, timber, tools, woodworker

Replies: 47
Views: 7,657

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2007 07:48 PM; by Big Shed

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Security for the elderly

Started by Bob38S, 22nd February 2007 11:45 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bolt, bottom, centre, comfortable, conversation, door, doors, drilled, easily, elderly, engage, feet, floor, foot, height, hole, house, lock, locks, luck, pad, pin, release, retain, retractable, search, security, stability, stop, suggestions

Replies: 17
Views: 3,784

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2007 09:55 AM; by Bob38S

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Getting old

Started by bennylaird, 12th December 2006 07:46 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

anymore, blackouts, bouts, circulation;, class, decided, dementia, dizzy, elderly, engine, feel, feet, final, hands, hear, jet, k-mart, medications, memorys, poor, preacher, quieter, remember, replied, reporter, sharp, subject, undertaker, winded, woman

Replies: 25
Views: 3,882

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2007 10:29 PM; by QbnDusty

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JOKES

Good old Grandma

Started by Geoffsa, 31st July 2006 04:27 PM

####, australia, bless, care, children, declined, died, elderly, father, france, god, good, grandma, honey, husband, iraq, korea, looked, lost, politely, protester, son, stick, touch, train, umbrella, vietnam, war, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2006 04:27 PM; by Geoffsa

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JOKES

The silent Fart

Started by bennylaird, 19th July 2006 11:28 AM

aid, attending, battery, church, couple, elderly, fart, halfway, hearing, husband, leans, replies, services, silent

Replies: 1
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 08:31 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

An Aussie love story -

Started by Phil Spencer, 18th July 2006 04:08 PM

act, anzac, aussie, bed, bikkies, devoted, effort, elderly, f#ck, favourite, final, funeral, happy, heaven, hundreds, kitchen, landing, lay, left, literally, love, mustering, sixty, smacked, spatula, story, suddenly, table, wife, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 09:19 AM; by Phil Spencer

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JOKES

Never ask a question if you don't know the answer!

Started by Jack Plane, 26th June 2006 03:13 PM

answer, attorney, called, elderly, grand, lawyers, motherly, prepared, prosecuting, question, small-town, southern, stand., trial, witness, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2006 06:02 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Kiddie's Sayings

Started by Carry Pine, 14th June 2006 06:47 PM

4-year-old, 5-year-old, answered, bible, boy, children, daughter, day, elderly, found, front, girl, hole, kiddie, mother, note, nudity, pages, parents, phone, police, read, report, sayings, school, seat, son, staring, talk, van

Replies: 10
Views: 2,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2006 07:48 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

batteries

Started by Miltzy, 20th May 2006 11:09 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,798

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2006 11:09 AM; by Miltzy

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JOKES

Sharing

Started by rtfarty, 17th March 2006 10:13 AM

afford, burger, buy, carefully, continued, couple, detail, eat, elderly, everthing, finally, half, hamburger, husband, menu, offered, offering, replied, resturant, shared, sharing, sit, teeth, thanked, touch, waiting, watch, wife, woman, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 10:13 AM; by rtfarty

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JOKES

age

Started by Christopha, 9th March 2006 07:12 PM

activities, age, bath, bed, car, cards, dispatcher, driving, elderly, fine, friends, glared, hand, intersection, light, losing, mildred, minutes, night, officer, passenger, playing, reached, red, seat, sisters, sleep, stairs, woman, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 07:12 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Cowboy Boots

Started by bennylaird, 2nd February 2006 08:40 AM

authentic, bessie, boots, bought, buys, completely, couple, cowboy, day, elderly, frustrated, furious, hanging, hat, louder, naked, nope, notice, pair, ray, replies, sale, shoulda, snowbirds, texas, time, tomorrow, walks, yells, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2006 08:40 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Getting Old?

Started by Daddles, 21st October 2005 10:30 AM

=======, ========, =========, body, class, decided, easter, eggs, elderly, feel, fill, grow, half, hide, laughing, memorys, news, preacher, prone, purpose, remember, replied, senility, sharp, start, stop, undertaker, visit, wal-mart, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2005 10:30 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Moisture Rings.

Started by The Hornet, 14th September 2005 02:15 AM

buff, cheers, cpl, elderly, fix, fixing, flakes, french, furniture, moisture, neighbour, oil, oldish, polish, polished, re-rub, rings, shellack, suggestions, teak, water, wondering

Replies: 12
Views: 2,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2005 04:06 PM; by The Hornet

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FINISHING

Little Old Ladie

Started by Baz, 3rd August 2005 08:46 PM

ass, bad, care, children, country, declined, died, elderly, france, handing, honey, husband, iraq, korea, ladie, looked, maam, metro, mouth, politely, protester, protesters, stand, station, stick, touch, umbrella, war, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 08:46 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Subisidising healthcare for the elderly :(

Started by LineLefty, 5th July 2005 12:32 PM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

$400, apologies, baby, bloody, boomers, budget, cent, doctors, egg, elderley, elderly, healthcare, include, left, lighthearted, machine, medicare, nest, nice, offends, pay, private, question, subisidising, tax, times, toys, visit, washing, whinge

Replies: 106
Views: 10,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2005 12:39 AM; by Jack E

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor

Started by simon c, 20th January 2005 01:38 PM

18-year, 90-year-old, 90yearold, accidentally, bang, bride, child, considered, creek, day, dead, doctor, elderly, fell, gun, hunter, hurry, killed, man, minute, picked, pregnant, question, rabbit, raised, replied, season, sitting, stream, umbrella

Replies: 2
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2005 10:42 PM; by graemet

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JOKES

Poor service + poor tools = angry Stinky

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 23rd January 2005 06:12 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2005 05:36 PM; by Markw

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HAVE YOUR SAY

it won't be long

Started by Dr_Dewey, 17th January 2005 08:33 AM

baby, doctor, dressed, eating, elderly, family, feel, flower, gentleman, gentlemen, hair, hear, hearing, hospital, kitchen, left, long, mid, new-born, night, red, replied, restaurant, rose, rules, sitting, slim, thorns, walks, wives

Replies: 2
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2005 01:03 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Getting Old II

Started by Baz, 30th April 2004 08:12 PM

barely, buy, car, demonstrated, driving, elderly, gentleman, guy, hands, hat, intersection, killed, ladies, lady, light, lights, madam, mildred, onions, passenger, penny, piece, ran, red, remarked, replies, row, sitting, wind, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2004 08:12 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Getting Old

Started by Baz, 28th April 2004 09:28 PM

aches, age, baby, bench, elderly, entry, feel, greeters, hair, new-born, pains, pants, sitting, slim, teeth, wal-mart, wet, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,621

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2004 09:28 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

More Godbotherers

Started by Christopha, 29th March 2004 06:57 PM

afraid, answered, bucket, church, clancy, confessional, confessions, doubled, drive-thru, elderly, father, flashing, front, godbotherers, hell, ideas, murphy, neon, pleased, priest, protested, replied, roof, seats, sign, son, stay, theater, toot, youth

Replies: 5
Views: 2,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2004 09:55 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

Getting on

Started by Christopha, 27th February 2004 09:04 PM

answered, elderly, finally, flip, flipping, halls, hem, home, lady, moment, nightie, nursing, running, sat, silently, soup, supersex, thinking, walked, wheelchair, yell, yelling

Replies: 5
Views: 2,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2004 08:58 PM; by outback

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JOKES

True Doctor Stories

Started by Baz, 30th March 2004 09:15 PM

body, cab, complete, died, discovered, doctor, elderly, fifty, hoped, husband, include, instructions, jelly, kentucky, line, massive, patch, patient, patients, quickly, read, rebecca, removal, replied, stories, told, true, twenty, undress, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 09:15 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Family Reunion

Started by vcohen, 17th December 2003 08:15 AM

adelaide, airfares, brother, call, calling, calls, cheersp, christmas, coming, dad, divorced, elderly, family, hangs, hate, hear, immediately, misery, paying, phone, reunion, screams, sick, single, sister, son, sydney, talking, tomorrow, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2003 08:15 AM; by vcohen

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JOKES

Growing Old

Started by stephenmeddings, 12th November 2003 09:37 AM

aches, age, baby, bench, elderly, entry, feel, greeters, growing, hair, newborn, pains, pants, sitting, slim, teeth, wal-mart, wet, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 2,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2003 09:37 AM; by stephenmeddings

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JOKES

Beaver

Started by zymurgy, 27th May 2003 02:18 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 2,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2003 10:31 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

old couple

Started by Gino, 14th November 2001 08:29 PM

authentic, bessie, boots, bought, buys, completely, couple, cowboy, day, elderly, furious, hanging, hat, louder, naked, nope, notice, pair, replies, sale, sam, shoulda, time, tomorrow, undresses, vacationing, walks, west, yells, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2001 08:00 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Back from the dead

Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:20 PM

address, anguished, appeal, arrival, arrived, beach, day, dead, departed, died, e-mail, elderly, error, gate, grieving, haste, home, hot, husband, message, miami, monitor, preachers, scream, screen, told, wait, weather, widow, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 08:47 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Give the Devil his due

Started by John Saxton, 17th September 2000 02:17 AM

48years, afraid, bit, calmly, church, confused, devil, elderly, enemy, gentleman, infuriated, johnno, married, morning, nope, perturbed, presence, replied, satan, sister, started, town, ultimate, walked, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2000 02:17 AM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

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Ask an elderly person not to ever drive.

A Bottle of Wine

Two retired woodies

Howard visits nursing home

Headaches

Petrol ads showing ratbag behaviour

Driving

Eat your hearts out, fellow shed-dwellers!

Security for the elderly

Getting old

Good old Grandma

The silent Fart

An Aussie love story -

Never ask a question if you don't know the answer!

Kiddie's Sayings

batteries

Sharing

age

Cowboy Boots

Getting Old?

Moisture Rings.

Little Old Ladie

Subisidising healthcare for the elderly :(

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor

Poor service + poor tools = angry Stinky

it won't be long

Getting Old II

Getting Old

More Godbotherers

Getting on

True Doctor Stories

Family Reunion

Growing Old

Beaver

old couple

Back from the dead

Give the Devil his due