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A must read for Grandparents. Those who aren't will love it, too.

Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 11:28 AM

9-year-old, argue, ass, attack, baseball, boy, call, called, chance, coach, continued, cooperation, curse, dumb, explain, game, grandmother, grandparents, lose, love, nodded, pecker-head, play, players, read, sportsmanship, team, umpire, understand, win

Replies: 0
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 11:28 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

A little birdie told me

Started by fenderbelly, 30th June 2008 10:21 AM

ahead, befriend, birdie, birds, chicken, chickens, clucking, competition, dark, dumb, establish, fast, fly, fue, huh, know;, language, lucky, obvious, people, person, pretty, question, reason, response, simply, sort, standard, step, told

Replies: 2
Views: 1,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2008 02:31 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

Dumb Kid?

Started by Barry Hicks, 31st May 2008 10:08 AM

50c, allan, artist, barbershop, coin, coins, district, dumb, dumbest, game, giving, hand, hands, john, kid, left, munrubin, pick, picked, replied, street, stupid, takes, told, tonsilorial, wallan, wanders, watch, wheelin, whispers

Replies: 3
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 09:17 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Blonds Not Dumb

Started by wheelinround, 1st June 2008 10:28 AM

automatically, bet, blonds, call, called, complaining, contractor, double-pane, dumb, embarrassed, energy-efficient, expensive, finally, forgetting, guarantee, guy, helllooooo, house, hung, installed, intelligence, line, pay, replaced, sales, silence, told, underestimate, windows, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 11:01 AM; by mic-d

Forum:
JOKES

Funny Mathematics

Started by WoodJunky, 1st June 2008 12:08 AM

$10, $20, argument, beginning, boss, bugging, change, dumb, employee, expecting, funny, future, happy, item, lot, love, marriage, married, marries, mathematics, pay, people, romance, smart, stop, successful, understand, wife, woman, worries

Replies: 0
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 12:08 AM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

Am I over reacting...

Started by Toolin Around, 8th March 2008 09:57 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ants, bug, counter, defiant, doh, dose, dumb, eating, food, hates, hell, kill, kitchen, mortein, pi55ed, poison, poisoned, preparing, pretty, reacting, reprimanded, shes, shyte, spray, spraying, story, surfaces, walk, week, wife

Replies: 21
Views: 3,788

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2008 12:53 PM; by Sebastiaan56

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

embarrassed ventriloquist

Started by wheelinround, 28th April 2008 10:08 AM

accrington, apologise, bastard, blonde, blondes, chair, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, embarrassed, humour.the, jokes, knee, lap, people, perpetuate, persons, potential, reaching, respected, row, started, stay, stood, talking, usual, ventriloquist, women, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,740

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 10:25 AM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Kids

Started by wheelinround, 6th April 2008 08:58 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 08:58 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

What is the tradey term for these?

Started by iamme, 12th February 2008 02:24 PM

1800, awnings, bout, brackets, bunnies, colorbond, correct, dumb, failing, fixed, forum, gudday, helpful, local, love, lurking, melbourne, nice, question, span, substantial, suggestions, supplier, support, term, tradey, useless, window, windows, wink

Replies: 11
Views: 2,809

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2008 09:10 PM; by iamme

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Blond help

Started by Elbow, 22nd January 2008 09:14 AM

added, allan, bit, blond, blonde, coats, collect, cynical, door, dumb, e-mail, guess, handed, house, husband, left, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, responded, short, starting, time, wife, £200.00

Replies: 5
Views: 1,798

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 09:02 AM; by JackoH

Forum:
JOKES

A new government......How many are dumb?

Started by Greg Ward, 15th January 2008 08:06 PM

75%, 80%, 85%, 90%, apparently, blind, country, deaf, dumb, elected, government, governmenthow, greg, lame, parliament, percentage, told, voted

Replies: 4
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2008 05:26 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Dumb Gyprock Questions

Started by Pete F, 10th January 2008 10:21 PM

3/8, assume, boards, cornice, due, dumb, easier, edge, fasteners, glue, guess, gyprock, meet, norm, pack, plasterboard, posting, presume, print, questions, read, recessed, reverse, same.], screwing, studs, timber, uneven, warnings, [edit

Replies: 8
Views: 8,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 02:02 PM; by Pete F

Forum:
PLASTERING

Gas stove intallation

Started by tea lady, 28th December 2007 11:44 AM

$150, advance, agl, ball, box, cost, cruddy, disconnect, dumb, elec, electric, fuse, gas, heater, hold, hope, intallation, park, past, piece, pipe, plumber, price, questions, quoted, remove, replace, runs, stab, stove

Replies: 7
Views: 2,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 09:47 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Dumb question time

Started by Graham99, 31st December 2007 10:02 PM

added, aggregates, attest, builders, buy, called, cement, component, concrete, descriptions, dumb, firstly, forum, graham, gravel, happy, light, line, mitre, mix, nzers, placemakers, post, purchased, question, sand, screen, shed, sydney, time

Replies: 2
Views: 1,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2008 08:10 PM; by Graham99

Forum:
CONCRETING

Haven't had any blonde jokes for a while have we?

Started by Barry_White, 25th November 2007 07:52 AM

$20, airlines, bar, bet, blonde, branch, building, call, calls, commit, dog, dollars, dumb, forest, home, house, jokes, jump, k-9, money, news, oclock, police, redhead, replied, replies, rope, suicide, tree, walks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2007 01:21 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Power tools dont have to be on to hurt.

Started by forunna, 12th November 2007 11:56 PM

25mm, auger, bit, blood, bosch, brown, chuck, cut, dia, drill, drilling, dumb, edge, edges, flesh, flowed, hurt, instant, layers, levered, looked, pink, posts, power, realise, sharp, sliced, straight, tools, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 11:56 PM; by forunna

Forum:
SAFETY

Let them eat peanut butter at school?

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 9th November 2006 10:06 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

activities, allergic, allowed, banned, butter, cars, created, dams, die, driving, dumb, eat, jumping, kids, litigious, mad, manor, ourselves.mad, peanut, peer, people, pressure, result, sake, school, society, suffer, swallow, sympathy, world

Replies: 55
Views: 8,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2007 11:42 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mythbusters last night

Started by Rossluck, 9th October 2007 06:11 PM

boat, crashing, dumb, experiment, mythbusters, night, pathetic, pigeons, stuff, time, truck, waste

Replies: 4
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2007 10:52 PM; by masher

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Need a polisher in WA for Table

Started by heymatey, 8th October 2007 02:11 PM

appreciated, ash, cheers, dining, dumb, finish, found, half, hard, hobby, hour, marri, perth, polisher, pretty, properly, solid, south, table, waxing, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 10:23 PM; by BarFly

Forum:
FINISHING

painting tiles sort of

Started by -mick-, 28th August 2007 02:12 PM

applied, bathroom, bit, blue, box, comments, concrete, dumb, finish, foot, helps, install, paint, painting, pattern, pic, poorly, roller, sealer, sort, stained, thinking, tile, tiles, top, tough, toxic, traffic, wear, wears

Replies: 3
Views: 1,444

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 09:36 AM; by -mick-

Forum:
PAINTING

Stain under Shellac

Started by bigAl, 14th August 2007 01:31 AM

avoid, coat, drying, dumb, err, exceeded, folks, fresh, gum, nasty, product, question, run, shellac, simply, spotted, stain, started, times, wattyl, weekend

Replies: 3
Views: 2,706

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2007 10:58 AM; by rsser

Forum:
FINISHING

How To Measure Water Depth In Tank?

Started by Metal Head, 20th November 2006 02:09 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bad, ball, central, cheers, coming, company, david, day, depth, dumb, foam, hard, hole, house, idea, level, measure, measuring, mind, phoned, questionrolleyes, rod, section, sharing, sight, suggested, tank, top, warranty, water

Replies: 33
Views: 17,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 09:45 PM; by patty

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Uneven Courtyard Conrete and Pathway- what to do ?

Started by Flynn, 25th May 2007 09:38 PM

bringing, builder, concrete, conrete, courtyard, due, dumb, erosion, floorboards, flynn, funiture, granitic, hearing, idea, mud, pathway, pebbles, people, river, ruining, sand, setting, soil, spoke, suggestions, tiled, underneath, uneven, unit, winter

Replies: 0
Views: 1,993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2007 09:38 PM; by Flynn

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Dumb Dingo Dilemma

Started by Rossluck, 13th May 2007 08:41 PM

air, cleaner, concrete, cover, dilemma, dingo, dumb, farmer, feet, foot, forward, ground, guitar, hang, hole, lumps, minutes, motor, muscles, pull, pulling, reach, restore, righted, started, stayed, straight, swmbo, time, trembling

Replies: 4
Views: 1,918

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2007 07:11 PM; by Rossluck

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

removing kitchen tap

Started by surferboy, 14th May 2007 03:18 PM

70s, assumed, bad, break, budge, carefully, coming, cool, doh, dumb, force, habit, house, kitchen, question, remove, removing, retile, screws, simple, sink, spout, tap, taps, tiled, tiler, tiles, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 4,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2007 03:29 PM; by silentC

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Ask a stupid question!!!!

Started by Thickasaplank, 1st May 2007 10:41 PM

blah, build, cars, chance, cheers, decking, decks, dumb, expect, experimented, fat, glue, heap, hurl, joists, mdears, nowadays, pearls, pick, pool, question, sikaflex, stuff, stupid, them??2tsup, thick, wink, wisdom, worst, yaddah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2007 11:16 PM; by Burnsy

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Yet another blonde joke

Started by WoodyKnot, 13th April 2007 09:27 PM

$50.00, added, bit, blonde, coats, collect, cynical, dollar, door, dumb, guess, handed, house, husband, impressed, joke, jokes, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, responded, starting, ten, tip, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2007 09:27 PM; by WoodyKnot

Forum:
JOKES

Gambling

Started by fred.n, 27th March 2007 10:36 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2007 02:34 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Dumbing down of Buunnings

Started by Wild Dingo, 15th March 2007 02:27 AM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

application, applications, arrived, bloke, bunnings, busy, buunnings, company, dumb, dumbing, form, girl, hand, mate, past, pretty, resume, router, routers, section, sections, sheet, sir, staff, store, tassie, thread, told, tools, trimmer

Replies: 89
Views: 17,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2007 10:37 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Hard disk kaput

Started by RETIRED, 27th February 2007 08:29 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ceased, data, disc, disk, dumb, emails, hard, kaput, laptop, lectures, question, recover, service, ups, yeah

Replies: 17
Views: 4,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2007 06:23 AM; by RETIRED

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dumb things I've done

Started by silentC, 25th January 2007 09:49 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

absolutely, changed, closer, detergent, disgusting, dish, distracted, dumb, eat, fill, hmm, intending, job, kitchen, laugh, life, love, marsala, ordinary, pan, quickly, red, sauce, soak, squirted, suppose, tastes, things, washing, water

Replies: 44
Views: 5,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2007 04:39 PM; by Rookie

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Frigitt client

Started by Waldo, 14th December 2006 06:08 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

becasue, bring, brown, calibrated, carp, change, client, colour, copy, day, dumb, emails, friday, friggit, frigitt, mad, monitor, nice, p/ad, pdf, poxy, press, print, rest, set, setting, shes, tomorrow, wrong, yore

Replies: 21
Views: 3,028

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2006 08:47 AM; by Rossluck

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Where to get condees crystals?

Started by Waldo, 24th October 2006 01:03 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ages, chairs, chemist, code, condees, crystals, cystals, direction, dumb, finish, gday, local, melb, nasty, p/c, people, polish, poly, reason, shed, shes, space, stock, taking, thastd, ubeaut, valuable, violation, walnut, wax

Replies: 30
Views: 6,790

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2006 05:50 PM; by Waldo

Forum:
FINISHING

What can I say? Thank you Durwood.

Started by fanlee, 1st November 2006 10:27 AM

achieve, advice, aheadd, brands, credit, dumb, durwood, figure, finish, helped, honest, inferior, lol, newbie, note, patience, perfect, photos, posts, questions, quitting, rank, responding, results, sale, shops

Replies: 1
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 10:14 PM; by durwood

Forum:
FINISHING

Why metal sheds?

Started by Honorary Bloke, 13th October 2006 07:23 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

90%, bit, brick, commercial, confused, cost, council, curious, doors, dumb, efficient--im, forum, inquiring, knocking, materials, metal, minds, quiet, rarity, reason, restrictions, roller, rolleyes, shed, sheds, shop, termites, wood, yank

Replies: 17
Views: 4,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2006 11:06 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

..uhh Durwood what's the best approach here?

Started by fanlee, 11th October 2006 06:08 PM

advice, approach, body, complicated, difference, dumb, durwood, feel, free, gibson, guitar, job, leastd, method, nitro, pleasing, post, question, reason, robsm, rub, rubs, sanding, scrap, sections, shape, tia, trial, uhh, unit

Replies: 3
Views: 1,822

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2006 12:49 PM; by MoonShine

Forum:
FINISHING

Toilet waste question?

Started by primer, 16th September 2006 11:31 AM

bathroom, curiosty, dumb, exposed, flush, main, notice, parents, pipes, question, renovationing, send, sewer, toilet, waste

Replies: 6
Views: 2,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2006 04:40 PM; by b1ueshift

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

wood burning stove and the woodshop

Started by ronnchy, 10th September 2006 12:52 AM

burning, buy, car, concerned, creating, detached, double, dumb, dust, factor, forum, fumes, igniting, landing, paint, questions, registered, safe, safety, stove, suddenly, thx, wood, woodburning, woodshop, woodworker, worry

Replies: 4
Views: 2,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2006 03:17 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
SAFETY

Probably a Dumb Question about Wall Insulation

Started by JMB, 22nd August 2006 09:00 PM

batts, building, buy, cavities, covered, difficult, due, dumb, excess, garage, install, insulation, internal, larger, pack, plasterboard, pushing, question, size, slightly, wall

Replies: 2
Views: 1,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2006 09:59 PM; by johnc

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Do strip footings need plastic underneath?

Started by meo, 2nd June 2006 10:22 PM

3f11, 500x300x4400, advance, check, dumb, footing, footings, masonry, mesh, plastic, pour, question, sits, slab, strip, trench, underneath

Replies: 2
Views: 3,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2006 10:29 PM; by meo

Forum:
CONCRETING

Help Floor Joists-Stupid mistake made

Started by pantotango, 18th March 2006 11:22 AM

450, add, altered, bad, bearing, blonde, concern, day, dumb, encounterd, floor, happen, house, joists, joistsstupid, load, matter, measure, measurements, mistake, particle, plates, post, putting, slightly, spacing, totally, wall, walls, wondering

Replies: 3
Views: 2,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2006 05:49 PM; by ThePope

Forum:
FLOORING

dumb TV antenna question

Started by Trav, 6th October 2005 11:53 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

amp, angles, antenna, antennas, complete, devices, dumb, horizontal, house, match, moved, option, picture, plug, plugged, pull, question, reception, roof, running, simple, static, stb, street, streets, swmbo, terrible, trav, tricks, understands

Replies: 50
Views: 10,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2006 07:33 AM; by Iain

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Question regarding Japanning recipe

Started by Luddite, 3rd February 2006 06:36 AM

american, anthony, asphaltum, boiled, common, dumb, gum, japanning, linseed, managed, mineral, names, oil, powdered, question, recipe, rosin, source, specifies, turpentine, turps, uncertain, wrt

Replies: 14
Views: 4,901

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2006 11:45 AM; by soundman

Forum:
FINISHING

Question: Steel Wool

Started by BrettC, 5th February 2006 03:23 PM

#0000, abrasive, advise, aisle, assume, back/rubbing, brands, buy, cleaners, cleaning, cutting, dumb, effective?????confused, finish, finishing, heard, job, local, padded, question, sold, square, steel, supermarket, techniques, true, wool

Replies: 8
Views: 2,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2006 08:06 PM; by BrettC

Forum:
FINISHING

You thought blond were dumb.

Started by bennylaird, 31st January 2006 03:05 PM

answered, arrived, bet, blond, blondes, clothes, dealers, departed, dice, dumb, dumfounded, finally, hugged, jumped, moral, picked, quickly, roll, single, squealed, stared, stop, story, thought, thousand, twenty, watching, winnings, woman, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2006 03:05 PM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

3 Hillbillies

Started by Baz, 16th December 2005 09:27 PM

1st, 2nd, 3rd, air, bought, breeze, change, conditioner, condoms, day, dumb, dumber, fangled, fer, found, hillbillies, hillbilly, lectricity, lookin, nothin, nuthin, pecker, plummin, purse, shootin, stupid, thar, warshin, wife, yer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2005 09:27 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

There are some real idiots out there

Started by MathewA, 28th April 2005 10:20 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

andersen, dumb, email, frickin, hour, identity, idiot, idiots, information, i’m, kenneth, line, pennsylvania, personal, phishing, phone, program, pull, quit, real, receiving, reply, response, rolleyes, sort, step, subject, tryin, understand, website

Replies: 47
Views: 5,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2005 06:01 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Reputations

Started by dan_tom, 25th November 2005 04:26 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2005 04:30 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Federal Govt provides forced holidays for workaholics

Started by Clinton1, 16th September 2005 07:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arrest, asio, attractive, australian, citizen, confinement, deemed, department, dumb, effected, fed, federal, figures, forced, govt, held, holidays, hours, job, lockup, national, paid, questions, radio, rock, security, solitary, step, threat, workaholics

Replies: 17
Views: 3,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2005 04:44 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

casting resin questions

Started by Trav, 25th May 2005 03:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2.5, accurate, aussie, beautiful, casting, catalyst, chemist, couple, drops, dumb, earth, euc, final, hall, junkie, mahogany, measure, pretty, question, question3, questions, recycled, resin, resinafera, sanding, stages, syringe, table, trav, understand

Replies: 28
Views: 6,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2005 05:57 PM; by Ozartisan

Forum:
FINISHING

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