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Out for the night

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th October 2007 10:11 AM

allan, barrys, drunk, dying, heels, home, hope, kick, leave, lights, night, replied, rotten, sounds, time, wife, wild, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 10:11 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Broken down car

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th October 2007 06:08 PM

allan, answered, bonnet, broke, broken, car, day, drunk, dying, examining, head, hope, piston, replied, time, worried, wrong, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 08:50 PM; by Tonyz

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Car problems at Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th October 2007 06:15 PM

allan, answered, bonnet, broke, car, drunk, dying, head, hope, john, mate, munruben, piston, problems, replied, time, worried, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 06:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Farmers Wife

Started by BazzaDLB, 4th October 2007 11:23 PM

applied, boots, called, day, died, directed, drunk, entering, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, fireplace, found, gay, glass, hand, hard, job, left, sitting, slowly, successful, town, trembling, unbutton, waiting, widow, wife, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 11:23 PM; by BazzaDLB

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What we really mean when we say..

Started by munruben, 21st September 2007 01:18 PM

attractive, bed, cared, cute, drunk, friends, girl, head, kick, kinda, lot, love, meaning, night, pillow, poor, rejected, romantic, shes, sleep, someones, sooner, statement, stupid, thinking, time, true, ugly, wonderful

Replies: 3
Views: 970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2007 06:53 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Memories That Come Back To Haunt You

Started by rtfarty, 2nd September 2007 02:31 AM

1980, billiards, blonde, car, child, children, disgusted, drunk, english, front, hampstead, haunt, height, leaving, looked, memories, met, night, party, pretty, ran, resulted, shagged, sons, store, teacher, utterly, wild, woman, youth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 08:19 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Ghost Driver

Started by rtfarty, 29th August 2007 07:49 AM

appeared, breath, car, curve, driver, drunk, experience, gathering, ghost, hand, horrible, inside, john, jumped, lights, night, pub, ran, realised, road, rushed, shots, slowly, started, storm, strength, telling, tequila, wet, wheel

Replies: 5
Views: 1,849

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 08:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Rude awakening

Started by munruben, 18th August 2007 01:55 PM

awakening, bed, christian, clock, door, downstairs, drunk, guy, half, happened, hears, hed, house, husband, knock, lost, mans, matter, past, push, replies, rolls, rude, shouts, started, stranger, swing, told, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2007 01:55 PM; by munruben

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help with family member acholic

Started by la Huerta, 28th April 2007 03:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

24hr, 3-4, acholic, appriecated, booz, booze, causing, commit, day, dead, drunk, family, farm, forcefully, forum, funny, hey, home, hospital, input, late, member, personal, rehab, sadly, sick, similar, straight, stress, suituation

Replies: 17
Views: 3,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2007 11:53 PM; by Wood Borer

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A lovely story

Started by Daddles, 29th March 2007 02:57 PM

bicycle, bike, bikes, called, cops, crime, drunk, found, guy, hisako, home, japanese, koban, leave, lock, lovely, night, officer, police, station, stolen, stop, story, taguchi, thief, time, tokyo, told, train, yoshioka

Replies: 3
Views: 2,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2007 01:26 AM; by Schtoo

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Yep yep yep

Started by Doughboy, 19th December 2006 08:04 PM

18-20, butt, car, constant, dangerous, driving, drop, drunk, engine, fire, front, galloping, ground, highly, horse, horses, inches, left, level, merry-go-round, overtake, pete, safely, situation, size, speed, traveling, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2006 08:04 PM; by Doughboy

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Catholic drunk

Started by Eddie Jones, 20th November 2006 06:10 PM

attention, booth, catholic, church, confessional, continues, coughs, drunk, enters, finally, knockin, mumbles, paper, pounds, priest, sit, sits, staggers, times, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2006 06:10 PM; by Eddie Jones

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Question for the members of the constabulary

Started by silentC, 24th October 2006 04:06 PM

1100am, 1200, bust, constabulary, drink, drunk, extremely, hits, lunch, marginal, members, merimbula, night, ordinary, passed, people, pinging, pissed, question, rbt, road, set, surely, time, tuedsay, wife, zone

Replies: 12
Views: 1,973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2006 10:34 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

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The morning after

Started by John Saxton, 20th October 2006 11:42 PM

$200, aspirins, black, breakfast, broke, broken, bud, cheers, clean, coffee, door, drunk, eye, hallway, home, hot, huge, jack, married, mind, morning, night, perfect, priceless, puked, ran, red, rose, son, table

Replies: 1
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2006 08:58 PM; by Bluegum

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Bad apple?

Started by Andy Mac, 12th October 2006 02:42 PM

535, accused, apple, arrested, australian, bad, canberra, card, charges, crank, credit, defendants, designed, driving, drug-related, drunk, due, gotta, guess, hundreds, idiots, laws, lawsuits, line, organization, parliament, pass, rest, scroll, shoplifting

Replies: 9
Views: 2,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2006 05:54 PM; by chrisp

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Health Warning - Don't turn 30!

Started by Felder, 14th September 2006 11:02 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

30th, aforementioned, busted, chicken, crook, day, decided, decision, doc, don’t, drunk, health, home, honour, life, lurgy, machines, physio, pox, ready, ribs, sore, started, stretches, times, turn, warning, week, weeks, wife

Replies: 55
Views: 7,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2006 02:11 PM; by HoutBok

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Rember this when you come home drunk

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 18th July 2006 11:07 PM

3am, askes, bedroom, breakfast, broke, clean, daughter, delerious, dragged, drunk, eating, furniture, hallway, happened, home, ion, lady, leave, married, morning, newspaper, night, panadol, pants, peter, puked, rember, table, victoria, waiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2006 11:07 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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Little Johnny again

Started by AlexS, 26th June 2006 01:47 PM

answers, cigarette, drunk, guy, johnny, kid, remember, replies, sex, smoke, smoking, son, start, street, stunned, time, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2006 01:47 PM; by AlexS

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Australia Gets Drunk, Wakes Up In North Atlantic

Started by Rodgera, 21st May 2006 06:23 PM

added, america, atlantic, aussies, australia, australian, australias, bloody, broke, caballos, cayetano, continent, cosgrove, day, drunk, football, friendly, hear, morning, north, northern, panama, paul, porter, questions, rules, stuck, time, u.s, wakes

Replies: 4
Views: 2,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2006 11:33 PM; by fred.n

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Australia Gets Drunk, Wakes Up in North Atlantic

Started by Wood Butcher, 3rd May 2006 12:09 PM

atlantic, australia, drunk, forum, laughd, north, pdracer, wakes

Replies: 13
Views: 2,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2006 12:02 AM; by RETIRED

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The Murphy's

Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 03:16 PM

1964, answers, bar, bartender, brian, drunk, dublin, exclaims, graduated, guy, head, ireland, lord, luck, marys, murphy, murphys, mutters, night, responds, shaking, sits, smiling, street, time, tonight, twins, vicky, walks, winding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 03:16 PM; by Baz

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Priceless

Started by Baz, 4th April 2006 09:11 PM

$4.20, $85.26, a.m, aspirins, black, breakfast, broke, broken, clean, door, drunk, eye, furniture, hallway, home, hot, huge, jack, lady, married, mind, night, perfect, priceless, puked, ran, red, rose, son, table

Replies: 2
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2006 10:45 PM; by CameronPotter

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yet another smilie story

Started by ss_11000, 14th March 2006 07:32 PM

angry, argument, bored, care, combat, complete, cos, day, died, dress, drunk, finished, flamefrowers, hangover, home, job, kicked, laughed, makes, monkeys, party, peed, pulled, sense, sleep, smilie, sniper, story, zoo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2006 07:40 PM; by ozwinner

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another story of smilies

Started by ss_11000, 7th March 2006 07:12 PM

blew, bubble, care, cristmas, cry, drink, drunk, fight, friend, girl, gum, happily, hell, invited, jestures, lived, lots, month, party, play, rude, school, sense, smile, smilie, smilies, story, sword, talk, toilet

Replies: 9
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2006 03:54 PM; by ss_11000

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Words tthat are hard to say when you are tipsy

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 08:01 AM

absolutely, attempt, british, co-ordination, constitution, dance, difficult, disorder, drunk, fighting, fool, hard, hate, hear, home, impossible, innovative, morning, nearest, passive-aggressive, preliminary, refuse, sing, street, tipsy, toilet, transubstantiate, tthat, vomit, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 08:01 AM; by Breslauer

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Superstitious?

Started by DanP, 2nd January 2006 10:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alive, arrested, car, cells, details, drunk, eek, ensued, fireworks, involved, job, midnight, min, mother, offsider, person, pick, proves, punches, refuses, struggle, stupidest, superstitious, ten, time, told, town, van, warn, wrong.mad

Replies: 19
Views: 2,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2006 11:08 PM; by DanP

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Single woman

Started by normell, 6th December 2005 05:52 PM

absolutely, bacon, belt, cashier, coffee, correct, curiosity, derelicts, drunk, earth, head, intrigued, intuition, items, juice, lettuce, litre, looked, marital, orange, pack, proclamation, replied, selections, single, status, tipped, ugly, unusual, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2005 07:21 AM; by bennylaird

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Painted Bathroom Floor

Started by Wood Borer, 6th December 2005 04:14 PM

artists, bathroom, cool, drunk, floor, freak, friends, house, imagine, painted, party, visit

Replies: 4
Views: 928

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2005 12:07 AM; by Daddles

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16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work...

Started by normell, 22nd November 2005 10:00 AM

alcohol, bar, bare, chardonnay, dance, drunk, eliminates, employees, friends, hoped, ideas, job, life, lot, lunch, makes, negotiations, party, profitable, reasons, relax, send, served, sitting, truck, work, |@@|@@|@, |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^, ||__|__|___|, |||

Replies: 1
Views: 1,682

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 10:14 AM; by Daddles

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The Drunk

Started by Bluegum, 13th October 2005 03:01 PM

bar, biggest, biker, bikers, boy, buddies, corner, drink, drop, drunk, drunken, eyes, grandma, grandmas, grandpa, hat, home, house, leans, mad, month, shoulders, sits, sitting, square, stands, starting, table, takes, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2005 03:01 PM; by Bluegum

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When rednecks get drunk

Started by Geoff Dean, 6th September 2005 08:49 AM

Replies: 11
Views: 1,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2005 11:42 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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Nurther Olddybutgoodie

Started by guest, 15th August 2005 05:14 PM

absolutely, belt, cashier, correct, curiosity, derelicts, drunk, earth, head, iceberg, intrigued, intuition, items, juice, litre, looked, marital, nurther, olddybutgoodie, orange, proclamation, replied, ringing, selections, single, status, tipped, ugly, unusual, woman

Replies: 10
Views: 1,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2005 04:24 PM; by scooter

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Confidential Reports

Started by Five Thumbs, 16th July 2005 09:49 PM

achieve, aged, arrived, changed, confidential, considerably, consistently, curiosity, drunk, fails, final, follow, goals, idiot, idle, low, officer, presence, protested, reason, reports, robs, sense, sets, sober, soldiers, summary, unit, village, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2005 03:56 PM; by doug the slug

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cop you later.......

Started by Christopha, 6th July 2005 05:26 PM

1980, blonde, car, child, children, cop, drunk, english, front, geelong, girl, height, leaving, looked, met, night, outraged, party, pretty, ran, resulted, shagged, sons, store, table, teacher, utterly, wild, woman, youth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2005 06:41 PM; by Tankstand

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The Squeeze

Started by rod1949, 24th June 2005 04:06 PM

bar, bartender, bathroom, blood-curdling, bucket, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeeze, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 1
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 04:38 PM; by Kev Y.

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Conserving Respirator Filters

Started by bitingmidge, 5th June 2005 04:51 PM

$2.00, adams, cheers, cling-wrap, conserving, container, correctly, cost, douglas, drunk, enlighten, expensive, february, feeling, filters, functioning, health, monthly, plastic, pop, proper, respirator, risk, sealed, smell, suggest, task, tightly, warehouse, water

Replies: 5
Views: 2,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2005 12:03 PM; by soundman

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Drunk needs help gettin home

Started by martrix, 8th May 2005 01:55 AM

amusing, click, drunk, game, gettin, home, link, mouse, slightly, steer

Replies: 6
Views: 1,630

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2005 04:37 PM; by Sir Stinkalot

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Apples

Started by echnidna, 4th May 2005 09:33 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

17%, 34%, alcoholic, apple, apples, beer, brew, chair, choc-a-bloc, cider, distillers, drunk, fall, feral, found, free, glass, glasses, mind, mountain, proof, springs, strength, trees, walk, wondering, yeast

Replies: 18
Views: 2,680

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2005 06:27 PM; by jow104

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this one's the "pits"

Started by Christopha, 18th April 2005 02:13 PM

approached, armpit, asked;, ballerina, bar, bartender, business, buy, calling, chap, counter, drink, drunk, hairy, huge, lady, leg, lift, money, patrons, people, pits, replied;, revealing, said;, silent, sitting, slapped, wearing, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 02:13 PM; by Christopha

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What happened to Monday?

Started by Cliff Rogers, 4th April 2005 11:26 PM

,do, bankruptcy, broke, college, dabbled, dead, declare, drugs, drunk, fridays, gamble, gay, guy, happened, hate, hell, life, love, monday, neat, overdose, thursdays, times, vegas, wednesdays, welcomed, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 2,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 10:40 AM; by goat

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Levelling Step

Started by Hootsmon, 14th March 2005 10:26 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, concreting, decided, door, drunk, front, gratefully, guys, home, house, late, leading, level, levelling, night, provide, railing, rain, ramp, received, rid, run, safety, section, sloped, step, steps, suggestions, swmbo, top

Replies: 15
Views: 2,855

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2005 12:35 PM; by Hootsmon

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What people can tell about you ...

Started by DaveInOz, 2nd March 2005 02:30 PM

absolutely, belt, bit, carton, cashier, correct, curiosity, derelicts, drunk, earth, eggs, intrigued, intuition, items, juice, litres, looked, marital, orange, people, proclamation, replied, selections, single, startled, status, tipped, ugly, unusual, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2005 07:40 PM; by MikeL

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True bravery (or stupidity)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 17th February 2005 12:01 AM

arriving, assaulted, boys, bravery, broom, cleaning, door, drunk, flying, girlfriend, guts, home, late, met, night, stinking, stupidity, true, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 01:14 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Now I'm really Grumpy!

Started by Daddles, 6th February 2005 11:34 PM

10%, bugger, bunged, coat, coats, dings, drunk, fix/hide, gawd, grrrrrrr, grumpy, hope, job, mad, mood, pah, paint, plywood, primer, properly, ranting, repaired, repairs, richard, rot, strip, tonight, top, whack, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,152

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2005 11:34 PM; by Daddles

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Is it just me ....

Started by DaveInOz, 3rd December 2004 10:40 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

christopha, drunk, friday, head, hmmmm, nipple, perky, rolleyes, tattoo, top

Replies: 15
Views: 3,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2004 01:12 PM; by DaveInOz

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None of us.

Started by RETIRED, 22nd November 2004 08:56 PM

$10.00, $100.00, $200.00, a.m, aspirins, black, breakfast, broke, broken, clean, confused, delirious, door, drunk, eye, furniture, hallway, hangover, home, lady, leave, marty, mom, night, priceless, puked, self-induced, son, stumbled, table

Replies: 0
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2004 08:56 PM; by RETIRED

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Could you give me a push please?

Started by Bob Willson, 14th October 2004 03:09 PM

answer, ashamed, awakened, bed, calls, chance, dark, door, dressed, drunk, drunken, guy, guys, helped, husband, husband.over, morning, oclock, pouring, push, rain, replies, reply, returns, slams, standing, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2004 03:09 PM; by Bob Willson

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woodies! No :(

Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:32 AM

bar, dad, drunk, home, insult, listens, mother, porn, quiet, screams, sitting, slept, starts, stool, woodies, woody, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,623

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2004 12:32 AM; by Christopha

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Beer drinkers prayer

Started by Christopha, 14th May 2004 03:17 PM

art, barmen, beer, bitter, bottles, daily, day, deliver, drinkers, drunk, footy, forever, forgive, hallowed, home, lead, mine, poofy, practice, prayer, pub, schooners, spillage, spillest, sport, talent, tasting, tequila, thy, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2004 03:17 PM; by Christopha

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An early morning call

Started by Driver, 4th November 2003 04:04 PM

ago, alright, answer, ashamed, broke, calls, dark, door, dressed, drunk, early, helped, he’s, husband, inebriated, it’s, mate, months, morning, pouring, push, rain, remember, reply, slightly, stranger, swing, told, wife, yair

Replies: 0
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2003 04:04 PM; by Driver

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