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Lawyers should never ask questions that they aren't prepared for

Started by WoodJunky, 4th March 2008 12:03 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 10:36 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Epoxy putty

Started by Learner, 23rd February 2008 12:10 AM

5-10, approved, contact, cut, day, drilled, drinking, epoxy, fast, filed, hand, handy, hardens, ideal, kneadable, machined, minutes, mixing, packaged, painted, putty, repairing, require, rest, roll, save, screwed, setting, versatile, water

Replies: 9
Views: 2,732

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2008 11:27 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Bubba & Earl

Started by MICKYG, 18th February 2008 08:39 PM

beers, bottles, boys, bubba, buds, couple, day, drinkin, drinking, earl, empty, fer, finished, foreheads, labels, lookey, mike, passenger, patch, reached, road, roadblock, seat, sheriff, sir, slapped, talkin, thar, threw, throw

Replies: 0
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 08:39 PM; by MICKYG

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Lion hunt

Started by munruben, 6th February 2008 07:42 PM

$1000, allan, barry, beast, calculation, counting, crept, dead, drinking, finally, fired, heard, hunt, keeled, lion, lions, looked, meters, quick, set, skinning, skins, smile, stone, surrounding, ten, tracked, worth, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 10:43 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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A True Queenslander.

Started by Toyboy, 6th February 2008 10:51 AM

australia, beer, bloke, blokes, carlton, cascade, cleanest, coke, conference, coopers, decide, diet, draught, drinking, glances, head, hesitation, lunch, manager, mates, national, planet, queenslander, shrugs, south, sprouted, tooheys, true, victoria, xxxx

Replies: 0
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 10:51 AM; by Toyboy

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JOKES

Compliments

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th February 2008 10:33 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 08:32 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Leaking Tank

Started by bob w, 25th January 2008 09:22 AM

bad, bob, cheers, concrete, contaminate, drinking, forum, leak, leakage, leaking, litre, live, meets, net, noticed, past, question, repair, rural, seal, searching, section, system, tank, times, visible, wall, water, wrong

Replies: 7
Views: 2,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 11:01 PM; by Bob38S

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BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Painting the roof

Started by BustedThumbs, 10th January 2008 05:10 PM

boxed, change, collected, colour, corrugations, costs, drinking, metal, moment, painting, putting, ripping, roof, roofing, roofs, similar, sort, sprayed, stuff, tiled, water

Replies: 6
Views: 2,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2008 08:03 AM; by crackerwoody

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Greenery for the deck

Started by BustedThumbs, 1st December 2007 11:02 AM

4pm, 8am, bougainvilia, couple, deck, doomed, drinking, dwarf, exist, fairly, gardening, greenery, hardy, hear, idea, knowledge, limited, love, plant, plants, pots, pretty, sort, start, sun, tank, thorns, warm, water, weight

Replies: 9
Views: 1,852

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 08:01 AM; by pharmaboy2

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Dieting

Started by DavidG, 2nd January 2008 09:31 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 06:48 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Yet again I have been doing it all wrong - Another public service announcement

Started by FIGDIKI, 30th December 2007 11:37 AM

alcohol, and/or, announcement, bacteria, beer, boiling, coli, drink, drinking, fermenting, health, information, kilo, liquor, poop, process, public, purification, remember, risk, rum, service, stupid, talk, tequila, valuable, water, whiskey, wine, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,732

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2008 04:46 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Alcohol abuse

Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd December 2007 04:04 PM

abuse, alcohol, article, crap, drinking, heavy, mind, read, reading, scared

Replies: 2
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2007 06:58 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

The Welsh Farmer

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2007 08:00 PM

cachu, calls, cows, cup, don’t, drink, drinking, english?”, farmer, fed, fields, hand, hands, horses, irish, language, means, notices, pond, replies, s#&t, speak, translated, understand, walking, water, water”, welsh, welshman, “yes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 10:46 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

burp

Started by Larry McCully, 28th October 2007 01:25 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 08:22 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Bunnies outfits HMAS Kanimbla

Started by pawnhead, 3rd October 2007 10:04 PM

bunnies, buy, colourbond, diesel, draining, drinking, due, fresh, gutter, harbour, hmas, hope, invested, kanimbla, navy, outfits, piped, quad, rainwater, roflmao, roofing, sailors, ships, store, supply, tank, touch, warehouse, warragambah, water

Replies: 7
Views: 2,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2007 05:26 PM; by jerryc

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

On the town.

Started by munruben, 16th October 2007 04:35 PM

allan, backward, barstool, drinking, floor, lay, lurched, motionless, stop, suddenly, town, wheelin

Replies: 2
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2007 03:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Message from a hard working Aussie.

Started by Barry Hicks, 11th October 2007 09:37 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aussie, backsides, benefit, cheque, country, dope, drinking, earn, feet, grog, hand, hard, helping, imagine, message, money, pass, pay, payments, people, rounds, save, sit, smoking, taxes, test, understand, unemployment, urine, working

Replies: 17
Views: 2,999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 08:37 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Deep thought by men while fishing

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th October 2007 11:48 AM

allan, anonomous, beer, continues, deep, divorce, drinking, favourite, fish, fishing, hard, john, men, months, quietly, scare, silently, sipping, slowly, spoken, spot, thought, thoughtfully, wife, women, woodies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 08:41 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Juggling driver?

Started by munruben, 28th September 2007 04:20 PM

act, blazing, car, cop, couple, doubtful, drinking, driver, driving, flaming, fluid, giving, glad, juggler, juggling, lighter, masterfully, matches, performance, police, quit, slows, starts, stopped, test, torches, watch, wife, wow, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2007 02:50 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Water drinker

Started by fenderbelly, 25th September 2007 07:14 PM

awa, coos, cow, drink, drinker, drinking, english, feel, field, hand, hands, hoor, pool, scottish, sharn, shouts, speak, understand, walking, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 06:39 PM; by munruben

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repair camelback

Started by notenoughtoys, 21st September 2007 09:41 PM

$40.00, advice, air, bed, bladder, bob, camelback, cheers, drinking, forum, guys, hole, idea, kit, repair, repaired, replace, slight, solve, sons, tempted, topic, water

Replies: 5
Views: 4,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 10:59 AM; by dai sensei

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Good News

Started by munruben, 16th August 2007 02:08 PM

absorbed, alcohol, and/or, boiling, coli, day, demonstrated, drink, drinking, escherichia, fermenting, filtering, glasses, good, health, information, kilo, news, poop, process, public, purification, remember, service, stupid, talk, valuable, water, whiskey, wine

Replies: 3
Views: 1,589

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 06:00 PM; by Stevenp

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JOKES

Down on the farm

Started by Barry Hicks, 11th August 2007 07:42 AM

accepts, appears, bill, block, bought, country, day, drinking, farm, fights, gotta, idea, invitation, isolated, isolation, land, live, lotta, months, pretty, scrub, sex, soul, sounds, therell, tom, wallan, warn, wear, wild

Replies: 1
Views: 2,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 03:55 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Drinking Song

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th August 2007 04:36 PM

allan, bar, compose, drinking, dying, hope, night, past, pub, song, time, worried

Replies: 10
Views: 2,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 08:54 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

shower tiling/waterproofing nightmare

Started by parso123, 5th August 2007 05:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adhesive, check, drinking, failing, falling, fault, finally, fine, grouted, happened, heavily, mastic, membrane, mentioned, nightmare, possibly, pretend, pull, questions, replace, shower, specifically, start, store, tiles, tiling or waterproofing, type, villaboard, waterproofer, waterproofing

Replies: 16
Views: 7,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 04:53 PM; by zacnelson

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BATHROOM & TOILET

Aa

Started by munruben, 7th August 2007 03:38 PM

alcoholic, alcoholics, anonymous, cured, drinking, father, week, wifes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 05:19 PM; by Wongo

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JOKES

Odour "toilet" and the smell of stench

Started by Zed, 23rd May 2007 09:12 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

baby, basis, burp, chreist, daily, discovered, dislike, drinking, formula, frequently, hanvt, liverwurst, odour, ona, poo, re-discover, recently, sets, share, smell, smells, stench, toilet, worse

Replies: 23
Views: 2,639

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2007 05:55 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Skinny Latte

Started by TassieKiwi, 6th March 2007 02:48 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

10g, aaaaaaaarrrgghhhh, drinking, exist, fat, lamington, latte, missing, orderer, powder, re-constituted, shoves, skim-milk, skinny, sticky, stress, sugar

Replies: 20
Views: 3,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2007 11:35 PM; by BobL

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Tank Water - Drinking Quality

Started by Bob38S, 1st March 2007 10:20 AM

apexes, avoid, bob, bottom, clean, contamination, damhik, drink, drinking, farmer, frighten, happening, months, mosquitoes, newcomers, nice, nzd, pool, product, pump, quality, roll, sludge/mud, stirring, stop, surprise, tank, tanks, unpleasant, water

Replies: 12
Views: 2,781

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2007 08:12 PM; by bsrlee

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Pint size

Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2007 12:07 AM

bar, bartender, condolences, confused, dawns, day, drinking, drinks, dublin, eye, fall, fine, intrude, irishman, laughs, light, loss, moment, notice, offer, pint, pints, quit, regular, regulars, round, silent, size, taking, wayhe

Replies: 0
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2007 12:07 AM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Danish oil and bees wax finish help

Started by macka75, 29th January 2007 01:05 PM

30-40, bees, bottom, cabbotts, coat, coates, completed, danish, drinking, dry, excess, filled, finish, finished, glasses, hours, leaving, left, marks, night, oil, redgum, ring, slight, table, teel, water, wax, week, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 5,906

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2007 08:42 PM; by Rusty

Forum:
FINISHING

I am envious

Started by lesmeyer, 28th January 2007 03:40 PM

brisbane, cities, cleaner, drink, drinking, envious, foul, les, living, perth, purer, purify, queensland, stuff, tad, water, youse

Replies: 10
Views: 1,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2007 11:38 PM; by goat

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Beer

Started by Ikkyu, 18th December 2006 12:34 AM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 09:03 PM; by Bluegum

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

murphy's lesser known dictums

Started by John Saxton, 6th November 2006 08:48 PM

90%, beer, boat, bone, court, dark, day, device, dictums, drinking, duty, eat, finding, fine, fish, furniture, hands, jury, left, lesser, murphy, murphys, people, putting, shin, sit, smart, tax, teach, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 08:48 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

More Murphy's Law

Started by Baz, 26th October 2006 07:45 PM

beer, boat, bone, court, dark, day, device, drinking, duty, eat, familarrolleyes, finding, fine, fish, furniture, hands, jury, law, left, murphy, people, putting, shin, sit, smart, sounds, speak, tax, teach, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2006 07:45 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

What Age Should You Start Binge Drinking?

Started by Metal Head, 12th October 2006 07:56 PM

age, alcholic, alcohol, australian, back-to-school, binge, centre, children, council, culture, days, drinking, drug, forum, found, gee, health, introducing, leading, learners, national, parents, primary, research, safe, safeguarding, slow, start, tipple, week

Replies: 13
Views: 2,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2006 08:06 AM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Murphy's lesser known dictums

Started by macca2, 20th September 2006 11:15 AM

batteries, beer, boat, bone, by¨those, court, day, dead, device, dictums, drinking, duty, eat, fine, fish, hands, holding, jury, left, lesser, murphy, murphys, people, putting, shin, sit, smart, tax, teach, wait

Replies: 1
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2006 04:08 PM; by Harry72

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JOKES

My names Bleedin Thumb..and I'm an alcoholic

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 4th September 2006 02:52 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

1.3, 1.who, 2.85, alcoholic, bleedin, bottle, calculations, day, doctor, drink, drinking, drinks, figure, glasses, invited, metho, names, non-standard, party, planet, putting, questions, recons, render, standard, stubbies, thumb, thumband, umbrella, wine

Replies: 60
Views: 7,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2006 09:59 PM; by longlux

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Floyd Landis - cheat

Started by Daddles, 28th July 2006 09:41 AM

beer, caused, cheat, cheats, claims, comeback, cycling, dope, drinking, floyd, france, horrid, landis, love, mind, mistake, night, positive, reading, remember, returned, richard, sample, stage, test, tested, testosterone, tour, winner, yeah

Replies: 12
Views: 2,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2006 08:20 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

No Schidt!

Started by Christopha, 30th April 2006 09:43 PM

absorbed, alcohol, bacteria, bad, beer, boiling, coli, communicate, distillation, drink, drinking, duty, escherichia, fermentation, filtering, found, gin, kilo, liquors, people, process, proven, schidt, scientifically, shidt, stop, talk, unhealthy, water, wine

Replies: 6
Views: 1,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2006 03:40 PM; by JDarvall

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JOKES

Lead roof flashing

Started by echnidna, 20th April 2006 01:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

canopy, connects, contaminate, drinking, exhaust, fibreglass, flashing, grid, hall, handle, job, kitchen, lead, leak, lose, lots, prawn, question, raw, replace, roof, safe, secondary, showers, stove, tank, toilets, totally, vent, water

Replies: 16
Views: 4,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2006 12:03 AM; by echnidna

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

The Perfect Man

Started by Carry Pine, 26th April 2006 12:20 PM

accosted, ago, beer, buy, couple, dinner, dollars, dollarsandasked, drinking, extracted, homeless, itinstead, kirk, man, money, particularlydirty, perfect, replied., shabby-looking, stop, street, ten, walking, wallet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2006 12:20 PM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

Which coating ?

Started by MICKYG, 12th April 2006 07:53 PM

advance, appearance, appreciated, based, bits, capping, coating, cold, colour, colourbond, drinking, galvanised, garden, house, killrust, litre, mike;, painted, pewter, reagrds, ridge, roof, rusty, starting, tank, trim, turps, vegie, water

Replies: 4
Views: 1,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2006 08:53 PM; by echnidna

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Why my wife left me

Started by doug the slug, 17th March 2006 03:30 PM

$45, 12-pack, beer, born, buy, child, cut, day, drinker, drinking, expenses, hell, home, left, looked, makeup, minute, pretty, receipt, shell, shopping, told, understand, wait, weekends, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,575

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 04:39 PM; by Termite

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JOKES

2006 Darwin Awards

Started by Gra, 3rd February 2006 09:24 PM

200, 2006, awards, beach, bingham, binghams, bridge, cable, darwin, drinking, dug, dynamite, elephant, feet, foot, free, friedrich, hands, hour, jones, killed, lay, mouth, paderborn, people, person, riesfeldt, sand, tacoma, window

Replies: 9
Views: 3,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2006 04:15 PM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Water

Started by Baz, 18th January 2006 05:39 PM

1kilo, absorbed, alcohol, bacteria, bad, boiling, coli, communicate, day, distillation, drink, drinking, duty, escherichia, fermenting, filtering, found, free, health, litre, people, process, proven, risk, s#@t, scientifically, stop, talk, unhealthy, water

Replies: 7
Views: 1,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 02:12 PM; by CameronPotter

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JOKES

Eight Words with two Meanings

Started by Baz, 14th January 2006 07:39 PM

beer, bonding, book, call, changing, channel, channels, concert, control, device, drinking, embarrassing, entertainment, female, flach-u-lens, flatulence, indigestion, kon-trohl, love, male, may-king, meanings, minutes, play, product, ri-moht, scanning, self-expression, source, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2006 06:33 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

The honest wife

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 08:14 AM

belt, car, control, cruise, detector, drinking, driver, fine, honest, husband, license, love, maam, mouth, officer, pocket, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, talk, ticket, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 08:14 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Responsible Drinking - Only one drink per day

Started by Grunt, 16th December 2005 02:42 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2005 04:01 PM; by Termite

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JOKES

Tinnies

Started by bitingmidge, 2nd October 2005 11:22 PM

aluminium, beer, boat, brings, catch, cheers, communicate, country, couple, curiously, drinking, fellows, fishing, grasp, happened, leak, mathewas, pondering, question, seated, sight, sinking, spelt, sprung, suddenly, tenuous, tinnie, tinnies

Replies: 8
Views: 1,748

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2005 10:41 AM; by barnsey

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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