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Sealing cracks in old timber for oil finish?

Started by Gunnaduit, 5th August 2009 03:41 PM

1mm, 8x4, black, bridge, cracks, decking, deeply, dressed, fill, finish, hide, life, natural, oil, past, plastic, product, putty, recycled, sand, sealing, smooth, timber, weathered, wide, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 2,032

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2009 11:27 PM; by Gunnaduit

Forum:
FINISHING

New secretary at Munruben Chambers

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st June 2009 08:06 PM

allan, blonde, chambers, condition, conduct, decided, doorway, dressed, exceptional, extra, fantastic, interviews, job, john, manners, munruben, passport, photo, provide, quickly, saturated, secretary, simply, stunning, tatty, vivacious, wife.d

Replies: 2
Views: 950

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2009 11:06 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

best black timber stain

Started by typan, 8th April 2009 07:35 PM

Replies: 11
Views: 12,952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2009 08:09 PM; by bookend

Forum:
FINISHING

Pants joke.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th February 2009 07:17 PM

accompanied, allan, barry, dog, dressed, joke, pants, pants.2tsup, street, suit, walking, wearing

Replies: 1
Views: 1,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 08:02 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
JOKES

You think English is easy???

Started by WoodJunky, 7th February 2009 09:19 PM

call, chance, close, dressed, easy, english, ham, house, invented, language, lead, line, meaning, people, plural, polish, produce, race, rain, sewer, ship, sow, special, subject, taught, tear, time, wind, wise, word

Replies: 5
Views: 1,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2009 10:31 PM; by Lignin

Forum:
JOKES

discharge from the hospital

Started by munruben, 3rd November 2008 08:35 PM

bathroom, bed, chair, changing, chat, discharge, discharged, dressed, elderly, elevator, feet, gentleman, gown, hospital, insisted, leave, meeting, nurse, patients, regulations, reluctantly, require, rules, shes, sitting, suitcase, upstairs, wheel, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2008 10:32 PM; by flatlinerz

Forum:
JOKES

Wood Warriors

Started by Aralt, 18th October 2008 07:16 PM

accident, anyones, combo, dressed, driving, elses, fellow, gday, hear, jarrah, load, machine, neck, perve, researching, road, site, topic, warriors, wood, worth

Replies: 6
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2008 11:17 PM; by Ed Reiss

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Theater

Started by rrich, 16th July 2008 01:24 PM

act, acts, brought, couple, dressed, empty, eye, finally, friends, funeral, hard, intermission, irritated, lady, leans, looked, months, replied, rushes, seat, service, sneak, start, straight, theater, thinking, tickets, wait, waiting, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2008 06:20 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

The expensive suit

Started by munruben, 9th July 2008 05:48 PM

astonishment, attractive, black, blank, blonde, blue, charge, check, compensate, cost, dressed, excellent, expensive, exquisite, grateful, heads, honestly, husband, husbands, job, left, looked, mortician, nice, shortl, spend, suit, switched, wearing, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 11:36 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

Bank robbery

Started by munruben, 28th June 2008 09:42 AM

bank, criminal, dressed, interviewing, manager, notice, officer, police, replies, robbed, robbery, time, times, unusual

Replies: 1
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 04:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Demonic Squirrel

Started by Groggy, 18th June 2008 11:02 PM

attack, black, car, chrome, cruiser, decisions, demonic, dressed, evil, front, glove, hand, helmet, huge, jeans, leather, left, managed, picture, quiet, residential, riding, screamed, squirrel, stop, t-shirt, time, torn, valkyrie, wheel

Replies: 6
Views: 2,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2008 10:55 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Friday special

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th June 2008 10:20 AM

absolutely, alike, allan, clicks, continuously, dressed, enters, friday, greeter, hard-faced, hell, idiot, kmart, loud, love, mouse, obscenities, replied, screams, scrubby, slob, sons, special, stopped, teach, ten, twins, ugly, unattractive, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2008 10:50 AM; by Batpig

Forum:
JOKES

Bunnings Warning

Started by petersemple, 5th June 2008 05:01 PM

apron, bunnings, call, close, decking, dressed, email, fortunately, green, guy, hardware, lucky, lunchtime, pass, posting, potential, punch, red, scams, sorted, store, suspecting, t-shirt, walked, warning, warnings, yesterday

Replies: 5
Views: 2,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2008 11:45 AM; by Charleville

Forum:
JOKES

Love Drunk People

Started by nev25, 19th May 2008 01:53 AM

300, alan, answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, calls, chance, dark, door, dressed, drunk, drunken, guy, guys, helped, loud, love, morning, people, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, standing, swing, told, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2008 06:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Old Gentleman

Started by munruben, 29th April 2008 03:29 PM

bar, cocktail, dressed, drink, eighties, elderly, flower, gentleman, groomed, hair, image, lady, lapel, looked, lounge, mid, nineties, seated, shave, sip, sits, slightly, smelling, suit, takes, upscale, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2008 03:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

computer dating

Started by fenderbelly, 15th March 2008 02:17 PM

agency, appallingly, arrived, bald, computer, computer-matched, date, dating, deaf, dressed, fat, horrified, hygiene, introduction, kidding, meet, personal, short, whisper, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 02:17 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Helping Hand

Started by fenderbelly, 14th March 2008 03:58 PM

300, ago, answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, calls, dark, door, dressed, drunk, drunken, guy, guys, hand, helped, helping, husband, loud, morning, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 03:58 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Feeding The Baby

Started by Barry Hicks, 27th February 2008 02:29 PM

arrived, baby, babys, bottle-fed, breast-fed, breasts, checked, concerned, detailed, doctor, doctors, dressed, exam, examination, examined, feeding, glad, grandmother, kneaded, milk, motioning, nipples, pressed, professional, rubbed, strip, waist, waiting, weight, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 02:29 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Starter boards for weatherboards

Started by peter_sm, 10th February 2007 10:03 AM

150, 35mm, baseboard, board, boards, bottom, dressed, eastern, houses, melbourne, pine, rebate, regular, renovations, start, starter, starterboards, suburbs, talking, top, treated, weatherboard, weatherboards

Replies: 2
Views: 2,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2008 11:14 PM; by peter_sm

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

The Queen Victoria

Started by Pheonix, 23rd February 2008 06:40 PM

,oozing, american, aussies, board, cabin, dressed, flags, gear, gods, guys, hanging, hubby, idle, launched, looked, lot, oozing, poor, preened, queen, richp, victoria, waiting, windows, women, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2008 06:40 PM; by Pheonix

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fancy Dress

Started by Outbackrr, 20th February 2008 05:08 PM

annual, day, decided, dress, dressed, fancy, get-together, jack, local, plane, stanley, theme, woodies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2008 09:05 PM; by weisyboy

Forum:
JOKES

Warning

Started by munruben, 18th February 2008 10:54 AM

apron, bunnings, call, close, decking, dressed, fortunately, green, guy, lucky, lunchtime, posting, punch, red, shirt, sorted, spread, sunday, suspecting, walked, warning, warnings, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 1,831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 05:56 PM; by Pheonix

Forum:
JOKES

Bathroom and kitchen reno

Started by Toyboy, 8th February 2008 07:50 PM

$500.00, bargain, bathroom, budget, bunnings, cabinets, dressed, edging, fitted, flat-pack, gentleman, haggling, hand, house, kitchen, oven, phoned, price, reno, sale, shaped, shelving, sticky, stole, t&g, thread, timber, update, walk, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 2,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 11:45 PM; by Toyboy

Forum:
KITCHENS

Urgent Warning

Started by MrFixIt, 24th January 2008 02:43 PM

aisle, apron, bastard, decking, dozen, dressed, fart, fortunately, forward, friends, green, half, lucky, lunchtime, posting, potential, punches, received, red, scams, shirt, sorted, spread, straight, suspecting, timber, urgent, wandered, warning, warnings

Replies: 7
Views: 2,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 04:00 AM; by jow104

Forum:
JOKES

help - where do the nobs buy clothes in Sydney

Started by Clinton1, 3rd December 2007 07:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

actual, award, banana, bars, buy, central, clothes, cloths, cocktail, cutter, dame, dash, days, dressed, honour, leisure, nobs, north, offering, qld, queensland, restaurants, ringer, serious, shore, son, suitable, sydney, thrown, weekend

Replies: 27
Views: 3,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2007 07:00 AM; by les88

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns!

Started by BazzaDLB, 14th November 2007 02:43 PM

advice, anymore, bob, car, caused, columns, dear, distance, dressed, driven, engine, feel, fuel, helps, home, hope, husband, increasingly, love, men, months, sheila, short, stalling, ultimatum, underwear, usk, wearing, worthless, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 02:43 PM; by BazzaDLB

Forum:
JOKES

Chaser(s) - What Did You Think of Last Night's Show?

Started by Metal Head, 13th September 2007 12:56 PM

abc, apec, audience, bin, change, chaser, chasers, checkpoints, coverage, crew, drama, dressed, earned, fake, footage, infiltrated, laden, media, million, motorcade, night, nights, osama, program, sea, security, spoof, waved, week, worldwide

Replies: 14
Views: 2,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2007 07:14 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

APEC Funny Shirts

Started by Sebastiaan56, 4th September 2007 08:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apec, bit, dressed, front, funny, irwin, khaki, pockets, reckon, safari, shirts, steve, style

Replies: 17
Views: 3,994

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2007 10:02 AM; by Sebastiaan56

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Moved: APEC Clobber

Started by wheelinround, 8th September 2007 05:32 PM

100, ago, apec, apecer, australian, canny, clobber, coat, company, continent, dressed, driza–bone®, famous, insight, institution, invention, legend, legends, performance, products, sailor, scottish, story, synonymous, throught, vast, wear, wearing, weather, wet

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2007 05:22 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The UP word

Started by Rodgera, 15th August 2007 07:46 PM

1/4, add, awhile, close, clouding, definitions, desk-sized, dictionary, dressed, english, knowledgeable, list, meaning, mixed, morning, night, page, pretty, proper, rain, shut, special, stopped, store, sun, takes, thirty, time, two-letter, word

Replies: 7
Views: 2,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2007 11:03 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Bunnings Warning

Started by Terry B, 15th August 2007 12:33 PM

apron, bunnings, call, care, close, decking, dressed, fortunately, green, guy, letting, lucky, lunchtime, posting, potential, punch, red, scams, shirt, sorted, sunday, suspecting, walked, warning, warnings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 12:54 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Screws - Can You Use Them On.............

Started by Metal Head, 30th May 2007 12:22 PM

1.9mtrs, bi-fold, cheers, doors, dressed, existing, hardwood, interior, nails, originals, putting, question, rebated, regulations, screw, screws, strips, structure, timeoo, wooden

Replies: 4
Views: 1,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2007 09:27 AM; by Honorary Bloke

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

lambs tongue

Started by benzine, 13th May 2007 09:39 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 5,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2007 09:25 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Any problem useing vegetable oil

Started by David L, 14th February 2007 06:14 PM

$1.00, box, cheap, coats, comment, couple, danish, deck, dressed, extra, files, finished, liberal, litre, manafactured, metal, natural, neil, oil, oils, patina.2tsup, people, pine, problem, recycled, sorts, store, sunflower, useing, vegetable

Replies: 9
Views: 2,760

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2007 08:28 AM; by gristleburger

Forum:
FINISHING

Starter boards for weatherboards

Started by peter_sm, 7th February 2007 11:44 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2007 11:44 PM; by peter_sm

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Drawing a woman

Started by Groggy, 2nd December 2006 09:43 AM

drawing, dressed, final, inside, product, starting, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 2,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2006 09:51 PM; by Terry B

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

SWMBO getting dressed

Started by Carry Pine, 2nd November 2006 04:29 PM

click, dressed, link, ready, swmbo, time

Replies: 2
Views: 2,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2006 09:46 PM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
JOKES

America says no to vegemite ?

Started by JDarvall, 23rd October 2006 12:51 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

,,,cold, america, americans, banning, bloody, briefcase, business, butter, cuppa, dozern, dressed, eat, eek, feel, heaps, hear, jars, live, maple, morning, pancakes, sirup, smuggle, suit, thankyou, toast, vegemite, vegimite, wierd, york

Replies: 48
Views: 5,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2006 03:45 PM; by Landseka

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Getting a grip

Started by Andy Mac, 24th August 2006 10:58 AM

20mins, adhesive, apply, boring, checking-out, cheers, continually, cos, dressed, epoxy, eveneek, finger, fingers, grip, hands, licking, lifters, picked, purchase, spent, spray, sticky, stuff, talc, timber, tips, use;, weight, wondered, wood

Replies: 14
Views: 3,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2006 12:04 AM; by Lignum

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

frogs

Started by benchdog, 18th August 2006 12:09 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 01:38 AM; by Doughboy

Forum:
JOKES

the mortician

Started by goat, 23rd May 2006 11:04 AM

astonishment, attractive, black, blank, blue, charge, cheque, compensate, cost, difference, dressed, excellent, exquisite, grateful, grave, heads, honestly, husband, husbands, job, looked, maam, minded, mortician, nice, spend, suit, wearing, wife, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 04:32 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Be warned

Started by Daddles, 23rd February 2006 08:58 AM

anticipation, bad, bed, cuddled, day, discovered, dog, dressed, fishing, garage, grabbed, hook, house, husband, johns, lunch, mixed, morning, quietly, replied, saturday, sleepily, slipped, stupid, terrible, undressed, warned, weather, whispered, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2006 08:58 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

not so new deck

Started by Trav, 9th August 2005 10:00 AM

4x2s, 80cm, ago, building, built, codes, deck, dodgy, dressed, extra, ground, handheld, jointer, meets, months, photo, pics, pine, plane, post, power, recycled, scratch, screen, spotted, steps, substructure, thicknesser, trav, treated

Replies: 7
Views: 5,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2005 11:50 PM; by Tired Hat

Forum:
DECKING

As we age...

Started by Kev Y., 24th October 2005 07:43 AM

age, change, couple, day, dressed, golfing, greeted, holding, home, priorities, purred, ropes, sexy, short, tie, tied, underwear, velvet, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2005 07:43 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Attack Squirrel

Started by Groggy, 17th July 2005 10:13 PM

attack, black, car, chrome, cruiser, death, dressed, front, glove, hand, helmet, huge, jeans, leather, left, managed, patrol, picture, quiet, residential, screamed, squirrel, stop, street, t-shirt, throttle, throw, time, valkyrie, wheel

Replies: 7
Views: 2,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2005 11:38 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

Human Resources

Started by Grunt, 21st April 2005 09:11 PM

choose, club, country, day, devil, doors, down-down-down, dressed, elevator, eternity, excellent, found, friends, garbage, golf, heaven, hell, hours, human, lobster, peter, putting, resources, spend, spent, standing, time, wasteland, woman, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2005 09:11 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
JOKES

People Power Required

Started by rod1949, 14th April 2005 11:24 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

10%, 35%, ability, accc, australia, corporations, current, dressed, employer, forum, fuel, fuels, gst, inline, issues, knockers, lines, masses, negatives, online, other;, people, petition, power, reckon, reduced, required, starts, taxes, type

Replies: 60
Views: 7,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2005 01:14 PM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Picket Fences (Again)

Started by royale, 16th March 2005 11:59 AM

advice, all-, contributions, dressed, factor, fences, forums, helpful, hoping, importers, is-, offered, overly, picket, post, posts, pricing, quality, question, quoted, rails, reader, register, request, sharp, start, suggested, t/pine, thread, tile

Replies: 6
Views: 3,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2005 11:41 AM; by seriph1

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

a poker player

Started by Cliff Rogers, 21st February 2005 10:28 PM

$500, abruptly, afternoon, agreed, bedroom, bob, bobs, closed, dressed, entering, friday, home, house, husband, jim, left, lump, p.m, player, poker, quickly, stop, sue, sum, surprised, table, throat, transaction, usual, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,527

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2005 10:38 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

it won't be long

Started by Dr_Dewey, 17th January 2005 08:33 AM

baby, doctor, dressed, eating, elderly, family, feel, flower, gentleman, gentlemen, hair, hear, hearing, hospital, kitchen, left, long, mid, new-born, night, red, replied, restaurant, rose, rules, sitting, slim, thorns, walks, wives

Replies: 2
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2005 01:03 PM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

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