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Three Bales

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th April 2008 04:38 PM

allan, attacked, bales, bloody, chair, clothes, cup, dad, die, donkey, door, drove, hay, heaven, home, hung, mum, paper, pushed, reading, remembered, replies, reward, sit, sitting, son, sort, speaker, tea, tear

Replies: 2
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2008 12:50 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

I've Won Lotto

Started by Ozkaban, 20th March 2008 09:23 AM

@#$%^, bags, calls, care, carribean, clothes, day, home, honey, lotto, pack, replies, skiing, swimmers, warm, wife, won, wonderful, wow, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2008 09:23 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

Blokes Kitchen Diary

Started by tea lady, 21st February 2008 10:14 PM

astrid, beat, blokes, brought, chicken, clothes, controls, dearykins, diary, dinner, dress, fit, home, ingredients, kitchen, left, mince, oven, reason, recipe, rice, roast, salad, saturday, serve, shopping, sunday, surprise, sweetims, wrong

Replies: 8
Views: 2,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 11:46 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Blonde Kitchen Diary

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th February 2008 11:18 AM

beat, blonde, brought, chicken, chocolate, clothes, diary, dinner, dress, fit, home, hubby, ingredients, kitchen, left, mince, moose, oven, reason, recipe, rice, roast, salad, saturday, serve, shopping, sunday, surprise, talk, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,892

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 04:39 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Dr's

Started by wheelinround, 18th February 2008 03:32 PM

blue, bolt, borsts, bra, bravo, care, clothes, day, doctor, drops, everyting, eyes, fishing, including, irish, jesus, lard, lies, murphy, outta, panties, patients, shouts, sir, spreading, table, taking, tears, tunderin, woman

Replies: 9
Views: 1,840

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 09:09 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

More Sorry Suggestions

Started by dazzler, 10th February 2008 10:52 AM

18 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 18

add, apologising, army, behalf, born, channel, cheers, clothes, control, dazzler, excited, excuse, exiling, family, feel, free, grandfather, grandmother, hugenot, islands, land, list, mother, ring, short, stealing, suggestions, taking, uncle, wearing

Replies: 264
Views: 29,087

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 07:53 AM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Clothes airers

Started by Pheonix, 13th February 2008 10:27 AM

airers, called, clothes, concertina, dowelling, fashioned, folded, horses, ideas, plans, racks.usually, type, wooden

Replies: 5
Views: 4,985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2008 05:16 PM; by Pheonix

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

A truckie

Started by MICKYG, 4th February 2008 03:58 PM

address, blood, clothes, complete, doctor, doctors, electrocardiogram, examining, fellow, fifteen, height, history, insurance, medical, mikewinkwink, minutes, nurse, nurses, office, pressure, receptionist, seat, shingles, test, told, truck, truckie, wait, walked, weight

Replies: 1
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 09:51 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Groundhog Day in Australia?

Started by Carry Pine, 2nd February 2008 09:37 AM

,2nd, 2nd, australia, breakfast, carry, chores, clothes, day, easter, february, groundhog, half, hang, house, inside, looked, mowing, pine, plan, pruning, snows, solid, solution, struck, tap, till, type, uninterupted, washers, woodies, woodwork

Replies: 0
Views: 2,567

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2008 09:37 AM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Jocks, Socks, Singlets and things

Started by Ivan in Oz, 4th January 2008 07:13 AM

apply, clean, clothes, couple, drawers, epay~doh, forward, gday, gear, home, ideas, jocks, late, people, photos, rest, shed, similaru, singlets, smellybum, socks, sort, sorting, soxes, speaking, straight, things, threads, trouble, wendy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2008 07:13 AM; by Ivan in Oz

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Two Bored Old Ladies

Started by wheelinround, 1st January 2008 12:42 PM

$5.00, applause, arrangement, bored, burst, cheering, clothes, commotion, completely, crowd, door, dried, flower, friend, front, hall, happened, heard, holding, huge, inside, ladies, lady, loud, naked, prize, streaked, surrounded, waiting, won

Replies: 9
Views: 1,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 08:23 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Securing Clothes Line on Wire Cut Bricks????

Started by Fr_303, 11th December 2007 10:55 AM

brick, bricks, clothes, cut, fold, hit, holes, ideas, line, mater, meat, method, securing, spacing, wall, wire

Replies: 6
Views: 2,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2007 06:57 PM; by Tools

Forum:
BRICKWORK

Installing a Vent - through brickwork

Started by damien, 26th November 2007 08:41 PM

basically, blowing, blows, brick, brickwork, clothes, cut, cutting, designed, diameter, dry, dryer, easy, external, fitment, flexible, hole, hooking, hooks, install, installing, job, laundry, option, pastu, piping, pleasedoh, round, todays, vent

Replies: 9
Views: 3,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2007 11:13 PM; by Smurf

Forum:
BRICKWORK

help - where do the nobs buy clothes in Sydney

Started by Clinton1, 3rd December 2007 07:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

actual, award, banana, bars, buy, central, clothes, cloths, cocktail, cutter, dame, dash, days, dressed, honour, leisure, nobs, north, offering, qld, queensland, restaurants, ringer, serious, shore, son, suitable, sydney, thrown, weekend

Replies: 27
Views: 3,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2007 07:00 AM; by les88

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bicycle

Started by Elbow, 30th November 2007 02:10 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 09:11 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

pest control

Started by Dangermouse, 15th November 2007 01:20 PM

affair, afternoon, arrived, bastards, bedroom, bugs-b-gone, carrying, closet, clothes, company, complaint, control, exterminator, home, husband, infestation, inspector, investigating, looked, moths, naked, passionate, pest, quick, replied, search, suspicious, unexpectedly, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 03:16 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Painting the walls

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th October 2007 03:13 PM

allan, barry, barrys, clothes, coats, day, decked, door, dying, hope, hot, house, instructions, mate, neighbour, paint, painting, ready, replied, results, stated, time, walls, wearing, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2007 03:19 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

blue carwash soap

Started by bosun, 5th October 2007 05:52 PM

blue, carwash, carwashes, clothes, colours, commercial, do-it-yourself, drive-in, hands, soap, stains, stuff

Replies: 1
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2007 07:30 PM; by bsrlee

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Oh to be Irish

Started by wheelinround, 14th August 2007 10:57 AM

arrived, barman, bottle, car, city, clothes, compere, customs, dead, dropped, drove, empty, explained, home, irish, i’d, liar, meet, murphy, night, officer, o`flaherty, paddy, pass, pub, replied, reply, shamus, split, waiting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 08:45 AM; by weisyboy

Forum:
JOKES

Steam Clothes Washer/Dryer

Started by silentC, 16th July 2007 04:42 PM

appreciated, clothes, fangled, feedback, heard, machine, steam, suppose, technology, washer or dryer, washer/dryer, washing

Replies: 1
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 04:46 PM; by silentC

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Hillbilly

Started by Barry_White, 5th June 2007 06:01 PM

amazement, answer, answering, bigger, cave, clothes, day, headline, heard, hillbilly, hollered, hoo, huge, indian, indians, local, looked, mating, naked, ran, read, season, size, spied, thinking, tore, train, woods, wooooo, wooooooooo

Replies: 2
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2007 01:43 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Serious Warning to all Parents!!!

Started by Wood Butcher, 3rd May 2007 10:07 AM

battery, bottle, boy, car, chance, chemicals, clothes, flat, happened, holding, hospital, huge, lift, lounge, medication, mine, parents, recheck, rufflyrustic, secure, securely, stay, stored, swmbo, system, tablet, tablets, thankfully, treatment, warning

Replies: 13
Views: 1,895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2007 11:33 PM; by Poppa

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Gambling

Started by fred.n, 27th March 2007 10:36 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2007 02:34 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Political Rhetoric.

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 14th March 2007 06:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1950s, bit, chocolate, christian, clothes, deemed, election, expensive, family, ice-cream, idealised, ideologies, kids, language, not.no, persuasions, phrases, political, politicians, posting, promote, promoting, realised, rhetoric, sort, stop, turkeys, values, view, vote

Replies: 23
Views: 2,953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2007 10:13 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Favourite clobber

Started by Black Ned, 18th February 2007 10:03 AM

bit, clobber, clothes, comfortable, decided, effort, favourite, feel, fellas, forever, lose, love, makes, thin, wear, wearing, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 1,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2007 11:34 AM; by Doughboy

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What'd I Drop That For?

Started by echnidna, 2nd January 2007 08:23 PM

,clothes, acrylic, boy, clothes, drop, dropped, enamel, fortunately, gun, hair, half, hands, happy, hosed, house, job, lacquer, machine, paint, pot, spray, straight, tap, threw, washing, whatd, worse

Replies: 9
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2007 08:51 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Men ARE HAPPIER PEOPLE

Started by DPB, 12th December 2006 08:38 AM

$8.95, act, clothes, color, credit, extra, forgets, friend, happier, invite, jars, men, pairs, park, people, public, requires, shoes, slightest, stays, strap, suitcase, thoughtfulness, three-pack, unable, underwear, water, wear, wedding, wrinkles

Replies: 0
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2006 08:38 AM; by DPB

Forum:
JOKES

Finally a Male Blonde Joke

Started by Baz, 29th November 2006 05:21 PM

attack, bedroom, blonde, closet, clothes, daddy, door, finally, floor, guy, heart, husband, joke, kids, male, naked, past, phone, rips, running, rushes, scaring, screaming, slams, sob, storms, upstairs, wardrobe, wife, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2006 06:11 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
JOKES

PVC static woahs: be gone!

Started by Malibu, 19th November 2006 09:28 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

additives, alternatively, bag, basically, blessing, bottle, chemicals, clothes, cuddly, ducting, dust, eek, extraction, helps, hope, inlet, outlet, pipe, port, pvc, rag, sachet, soaked, squirty, static, tip, washing, wipe, wipe/spray, woahs

Replies: 24
Views: 5,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2006 12:24 PM; by Gumby

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Hole in concrete slab for clothes line

Started by Jon, 13th November 2006 11:25 AM

advice, clothes, clothesline, compacted, concrete, crumbling, dirt, existing, hills, hole, job, jon, laws, line, makes, middle, mother, move, neater, opinion, removeable, rotary, slab, sleeve, stable, stop, sufficiently, thinking, track, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 4,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2006 04:58 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

The body builder

Started by Phil Spencer, 9th November 2006 09:38 PM

100, afraid, apartment, baby, blonde, body, builder, calves, catches, chases, chest, clothes, dynamite, fear, fuse, lbs, massive, pants, ran, removes, replies, running, screaming, shirt, short, takes, tells, underwear, waseek

Replies: 0
Views: 1,767

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2006 09:38 PM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
JOKES

heres some

Started by Tonyz, 24th October 2006 10:14 PM

appendix, assistant, avery, blah, buddy, clerk, clothes, doctors, feeling, floor, guy, home, hospital, inflamed, jim, late, married, matchmaker, motorcycle, operated, paint, parakeet, patrolman, replies, rushed, service, sisters, ten, wife, workmen

Replies: 0
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2006 10:14 PM; by Tonyz

Forum:
JOKES

Don't feel like it tonite....

Started by WoodyKnot, 18th October 2006 08:29 PM

added, baffled, buy, clothes, compliment, day, department, diamond, dropped, earrings, excited, feel, figured, financial, hold, honey, love, pair, satisfy, sexual, shopping, started, stuff, tennis, tonight, tonite, touch, wave, woman, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2006 10:56 PM; by Ramps

Forum:
JOKES

Brisbane Weather

Started by Ashore, 17th October 2006 09:35 PM

berakfast, blah, blues, brisbane, brizzy, bucks, chilly, clothes, creek, day, expected, football, jeans, jumper, night, packed, perfect, rgds, saturday, shorts, temp, thursday, tomorrow, weather, wedding, week

Replies: 5
Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2006 02:10 AM; by Ashore

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

M&F (different planets)

Started by Andy Mac, 12th October 2006 10:01 AM

buy, clothes, day, department, diamond, earrings, excited, feel, figured, hold, honey, jewellery, love, mandf, outfit, pair, picked, planets, satisfy, sexual, shipwreck, shopping, short, started, tennis, testing, touch, wave, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2006 11:15 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
JOKES

How not to recycle water

Started by mic-d, 8th October 2006 11:49 AM

againo, clothes, collect, cork, discovered, fortunately, mistake, plug, recycle, tub, washing, water

Replies: 4
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2006 08:46 PM; by bsrlee

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Damsel in distress - how to stain dining table

Started by kikkams, 30th September 2006 08:14 PM

advance, ago, brush, clothes, damsel, difficult, dining, distress, diy, easy, fairly, finish, forum, game, guests, hopeless, idea, lift, makes, marks, novice], oil, pretty, proper, quick, sanded, stain, table, teak, varnish

Replies: 9
Views: 2,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2006 11:03 PM; by kikkams

Forum:
FINISHING

Transplant

Started by Baz, 27th September 2006 06:07 PM

arm, bad, clothes, continued, doc, effects, erection, finer, glad, golf, golfer, handwriting, headache, hear, improved, landscapes, learned, life, news, painting, playing, putting, sew, success, surgeon, time, touch, transplant, unbelievable, watercolours

Replies: 0
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2006 06:07 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Starting from the Beginning

Started by A192K, 16th April 2006 02:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

12cab, 12jointer, 2.7, 6x4, beginning, call, calls, carbatec, clothes, collection, company, decided, delta, dust, house, job, pay, postpone, read, real, shed, slab, stage, started, starting, stuff, thicknesser, tools, trupro, tryed

Replies: 22
Views: 6,944

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 09:52 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Marathon Runners

Started by Eddie Jones, 14th August 2006 06:12 PM

arm, bed, blend, boyfriend, car, carrying, cast, closer, clothes, condom, curiosity, friend, home, husband, husbands, jogged, jump, lower, marathon, nope, queried, rain, raining, replied, run, runner, runners, watching, wear, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2006 09:00 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Policeman testifies in court

Started by fred.n, 5th August 2006 07:01 PM

called, change, clothes, court, courtroom, daily, description, duties, erupted, fellow, hell, laughter, life, lock, locker, offender, officer, officers, policeman, preparation, prompt, provided, recess, scene, share, sir, stand, testifies, trust, win

Replies: 1
Views: 1,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2006 02:58 AM; by bookend

Forum:
JOKES

clothes dryer in cupboard?

Started by reybec, 9th July 2006 11:51 PM

clothes, cupboard, dryer, enclose, ventilation

Replies: 10
Views: 6,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2006 08:43 PM; by namtrak

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Laundry into b/room and vice versa?

Started by Mike Novice, 18th July 2006 08:36 PM

$10-12, 2.8, assistance, b or room, bathroom, bikes, clothes, coffee, cost, days, designs, door, entire, friend, hanging, install, intend, job, kit, laundry, love, mike, modern, size, sliding, space, table, versa, vice, websites

Replies: 5
Views: 5,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2006 03:22 PM; by floobyduster

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Bubba

Started by Baz, 12th July 2006 09:37 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2006 08:06 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Gumbies from Bunnies

Started by Daddles, 1st July 2006 01:39 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 17
Views: 2,634

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2006 11:09 PM; by graemet

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Are they responsible

Started by smidsy, 20th June 2006 10:28 AM

$120, 7am, barriers, building, casual, cbd, cheers, clothes, dark, fibreglass, guys, hei, lack, light, managed, office, paul, perth, placards, recourse, repairing, responsible, signs, trash, wall, warning, wear, workman, yesterday

Replies: 8
Views: 1,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2006 11:28 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

In Touch

Started by fred.n, 10th June 2006 09:37 PM

bracelet, buy, clothes, compliment, day, department, diamond, earrings, excited, feel, figured, hold, honey, jewellery, love, outfit, pair, satisfy, sexual, shipwreck, shoes, shopping, short, started, tennis, testing, touch, wave, woman, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2006 05:19 PM; by savage

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Going to the footy on Monday

Started by scooter, 10th June 2006 10:17 PM

bit, boiling, bride, bung, cheers, chilly, clothes, coats, dogs, drinks, food, footy, forward, guess, horse, hot, monday, pack, pies, ponchos, reckon, scarves, sean, sort, taking, thermos, train, tucker, water, wholl

Replies: 6
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2006 10:41 PM; by ele__13

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A husband's Explanation

Started by goat, 23rd May 2006 11:01 AM

blouse, boutique, clothes, co-worker, dirty, door, explanation, grateful, holes, home, husband, husbands, jeans, lady, noticed, pair, pig, shower, showering, sir, sister, story, threw, tight, unfaithful, wait, walked, wear, wife, wore

Replies: 0
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 11:01 AM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Oldy.... but of use to off season firefighters! MAYBE!

Started by Christopha, 20th May 2006 06:49 PM

bed, bell, clothes, day, fire, firefighters, fireman, hell, home, hose, husband, jumped, love, minutes, naked, night, oldy, promptly, ready, replied, rings, roll, season, station, strip, system, told, wife, wonderful, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2006 06:49 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

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