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$40,000 Funeral

Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2009 12:22 PM

$40, $500, 000, affair, answered, brenda, church, computed, cost, departed, donated, exclaimed, forty, funeral, jim, leaned, memorial, nice, quickly, rest, sharon, snacks, stone, thousand, whiskey, wife, wine

Replies: 5
Views: 1,655

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2009 07:40 PM; by Grumpy John

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little Barry and the bike

Started by WoodJunky, 9th May 2009 01:03 AM

altar, barry, barrys, bike, birthday, bloody, boy, church, dear, deserved, dinner, friend, god, home, letter, looked, mother, mum, pen, plan, red, sat, send, started, street, time, tore, true, walked, write

Replies: 2
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2009 08:05 PM; by weisyboy

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Smoke Detector

Started by Rodgera, 2nd May 2009 02:00 PM

aid, alarm, attending, bible, child, children, church, common, community, cooking, daddys, detector, dinner, hand, house, immediately, lesson, means, meant, morning, preacher, raised, relate, sermon, smoke, son, sounded, sunday, teaching, visual

Replies: 0
Views: 1,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2009 02:00 PM; by Rodgera

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The beat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th April 2009 08:16 PM

alive, allan, beat, bells, bereaved, church, consoled, distressed, father, fine, fire, forward, friend, husband, lady, life, loss, love, lover, marvellous, past, racing, replied, someday, sound, sunday, truck, widow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2009 03:00 PM; by Gingermick

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Radiata pine floor polystain colour for dark furnishings

Started by nrand, 9th March 2009 08:23 PM

3/8, baltic, bring, cabots, cedar, church, colour, dark, finish, floor, furnishings, hallway, jarrah, main, makes, manse], mohogany, notice, paying, pine, polystain, pure, radiata, red, restorations, similar, vintage, walls, western, [it

Replies: 1
Views: 2,693

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2009 06:07 PM; by Harry72

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Barry and Alan again

Started by munruben, 19th February 2009 01:38 PM

alan, apple, apples, barry, bowl, buffet, chocolates, church, delicious, dish, god, gods, huge, line, luncheon, massive, meal, remember, sign, table, wallan, watching

Replies: 4
Views: 1,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2009 10:22 PM; by Rodgera

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A long moral story

Started by Dennis Millard, 8th February 2009 12:55 PM

ass, asses, chubby, church, day, decided, drowned, eventually, fat, fell, found, island, islands, jump, life, long, mcgonicle, miss, moral, morning, parson, people, ponies, pony, pretty, scottish, story, time, tower, war

Replies: 1
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2009 12:43 PM; by rrich

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Two Little Boys

Started by wheelinround, 3rd January 2009 09:32 AM

alleys, anger, baptizing, boy, boys, brother, church, earth, father, filled, hardy, hole, hole-he-goes, kitchen, mother, mummy, panic, playing, potholes, puddle, rainstorm, recovered, runs, shook, son, streets, watched, water, window, yard

Replies: 3
Views: 1,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2009 01:57 PM; by Bluegum

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About varnish

Started by budgieman, 28th November 2008 06:26 PM

advice, cheers, church, church pew, coming, easily, finish, finishes, flakes, guessing, matters, novice, original, pew, project, reasons, restoration, satin, set, steve, time, varnish

Replies: 12
Views: 3,876

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2008 06:34 PM; by budgieman

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FINISHING

Good Day from Durham UK

Started by Derg, 9th December 2008 07:01 AM

catholic, chapel, christened, church, community, dad, day, durham, education, good, guy, immigrants, jelsoft enterprises ltd, local, marriage, mixed, mother, personality, religion, school, shock, site, stepped, stuff, terms, trophy, usa, war, woman, ww2

Replies: 10
Views: 2,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2008 01:01 PM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

One hundred years!

Started by Papa, 28th October 2008 07:36 PM

building, celebrated, church, doors, family, father, grand, hundred, inside, notice, picture, sashes, short, special, sunday, tools, trim, window, years

Replies: 5
Views: 1,638

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2008 03:11 PM; by Papa

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

the golden phone

Started by texx, 10th October 2008 07:33 PM

american, answered, arrived, brisbane, call, church, decided, direct, entered, father, god, golden, heaven, line, local, newcastle, perth, phone, price, priest, queenslanders, read, sign, talk, telephone, time, told, travel, traveled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2008 06:22 PM; by Shrek3

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Allan in church

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 01:31 AM

allan, answer, capital, chapel, china, church, exami, god, inquired, moscow, pray, priest, sheet, son, written, yelling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 01:31 AM; by munruben

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Bus driver joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th August 2008 10:49 AM

allan, bus, chap, church, congregation, driver, front, joke, minister, move, people, replied, row, sat, seats, sermon, sitting, spurned, stranger, surprised, yelling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 11:26 AM; by wheelinround

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Maybe This Will Help Reduce The Divorce Rate?

Started by Metal Head, 8th July 2008 04:31 PM

bride, charge, chimney, church, couple, couples, divorce, kiss, luck, march, marriage, meets, party, pearson, pictures, posed, proceedings, rate, reduce, sam, saturday, son, speaking, stamped, successful, superstition, sweep, sweeps, wedding, weddings

Replies: 3
Views: 1,906

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2008 02:05 PM; by Toolin Around

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

George Pell media frenzy

Started by Sebastiaan56, 10th July 2008 08:23 AM

abuse, approach, attack, axe, behaved, bit, catholic, celebrations, church, day, enuff, facing, fair, franchisee, frenzy, george, grind, hard, laundry, media, pell, pope, sebastiaan, survivors, suss, sydney, time, timing, world, youth

Replies: 2
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2008 10:27 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Be quiet in church

Started by Rodgera, 30th June 2008 07:42 AM

boy, church, it’s, moment, people, quiet, replied, sleep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2008 07:42 AM; by Rodgera

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Satan himself

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 10:50 AM

afraid, agony, appeared, calm, calmly, church, doubt, entrance, eternity, front, horrifying, kill, married, minute, nope, perturbed, physical, profound, realize, replied, reply, running, satan, screaming, sister, sitting, started, ultimate, word, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2008 11:39 AM; by wheelinround

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Bible Sales

Started by Elbow, 12th June 2008 01:49 PM

320, behalf, bible, bibles, church, collected, door, door-to-door, envelope, fine, i-i-i, indebted, jack, louie, louis, minister, nodded, paul, professional, replied, sales, salesman, salesmen, sell, selling, serious, sold, sunday, t-t-to, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 08:14 PM; by weisyboy

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Allan and His Dry Town

Started by wheelinround, 9th May 2008 01:03 PM

actions, allan, appears, bar, believes, building, buildings, church, congregation, connection, court, demise, denied, direct, dry, entire, hearing, indirect, judge, local, means, owner, paperwork, prayer, reply, responsibility, started, tavern, town, vehemently

Replies: 2
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2008 08:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Getting into heaven

Started by Dangermouse, 8th April 2008 11:14 AM

animals, answered, boy, bursting, car, children, church, class, concept, continued, dead, family, fun, garage, gotta, heaven, house, loved, money, pride, sale, school, shouted, six-year, smile, sold, sunday, sweets, tidy, understood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,463

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 02:22 PM; by ss_11000

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Secret Service

Started by Rodgera, 9th March 2008 07:31 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2008 07:31 AM; by Rodgera

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Another drunk

Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2008 01:16 PM

ahem, arrival, bloody, catholic, church, clears, confessional, drunk, knockin, knocks, loudly, lurches, mate, paper, priest, resident, sits, sound, staggers, theresh, throat, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 01:16 PM; by fenderbelly

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Church views

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd February 2008 03:08 PM

allan, barry, bloke, bottom, calendar, caught, cheeks, church, dress, experience, eye, front, john, knees, lady, leaning, months, noticed, pew, prayer, pulled, pushing, reached, started, stole, views, whacked, whilst, woman, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,851

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 04:38 PM; by wheelinround

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Choosing hymns

Started by MICKYG, 21st February 2008 09:30 PM

brightened, building, choosing, church, congregation, elderly, eyes, front, glanced, hand, handsome, hymns, lady, looked, money, offering, pastor, people, person, pick, plate, plates, quiet, raised, saintly, shyly, slowly, sunday, told, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 09:30 PM; by MICKYG

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Car Wash

Started by Rodgera, 16th February 2008 03:41 PM

arrow, boomed, business, car, choir, church, clouded, customers, finally, god, idea, money, oclock, poster, poured, printed, putting, rain, raise, read, rinses, saturday, scheduled, sign, singers, skyward, special, trip, wash, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2008 03:41 PM; by Rodgera

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Another bad pun

Started by Incoming!, 10th February 2008 12:13 PM

accepted, bad, benefitting, bit, boomed, business, church, claude, claudes, dame, gratefully, hoh, house, hutch, inspect, jean, juicier, land, lords, notre, offer, offered, plight, premises, priest, pun, rabbits, replied, tastier, visit

Replies: 2
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 08:49 AM; by Outbackrr

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Why do brides wear white?

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 4th February 2008 04:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

appliances, bloke, boy, brides, church, curiously, daddy, father, helping, household, lived, meant, mother, mummy, opposite, purity, question, ran, relatives, replied, reply, shed, sight, sink, son, treated, unsure, visit, wear, white

Replies: 16
Views: 3,634

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 09:35 PM; by tea lady

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The Church Gossip

Started by Stevenp, 1st February 2008 09:59 AM

church, ddd, defend, deny, evening, explain, feared, friends, front, george, gossip, gotta, home, house, left, love, maintain, mildred, mildreds, mistake, moment, night, parked, pickup, quietly, stared, told, town, walked, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 09:24 PM; by Bluegum

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Help with constructing a stage

Started by shamusot00le, 25th January 2008 01:10 PM

10000, 1000mm, 8000, advance, brilliant, building, church, closed, comply, constructing, decided, deep, details, frame, live, stage, tongue, top, uhi, victoria, website, wide, wooden, yellow

Replies: 2
Views: 2,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 02:35 PM; by Sturdee

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SUB FLOORING

Farmer

Started by fenderbelly, 11th January 2008 05:02 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,139

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 05:14 PM; by wheelinround

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Three wise men at Xmas

Started by Ashore, 29th November 2007 12:15 AM

allan, barry, bells, candle, car, carols, checked, christmas, church, fron, gates, guys, keys, men, munruben, noel, pair, panties, pearly, peter, pockets, relation, replied, represent, ringing, set, shook, symbol, wise, xmas

Replies: 1
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 04:47 PM; by munruben

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Its Dark in here

Started by nev25, 24th November 2007 05:02 PM

$3000, $750, ball, booth, boots, boy, church, closes, confess, confession, cost, cupboard, dark, door, father, football, friends, game, home, husband, lover, makes, overcharge, priest, sell, sit, soccer, sold, start, terrible

Replies: 1
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 06:08 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Sunday Service

Started by Christopha, 26th October 2007 09:23 PM

1115, 930, alex, alexs, audible, barely, church, covered, died, fear, finally, flags, foyer, memorial, morning, mounted, names, noticed, pastor, plaque, service, soberly, son, staring, stood, sunday, trembling, voice, walked, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 12:43 AM; by fenderbelly

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Church organist

Started by fenderbelly, 10th October 2007 10:02 PM

ago, beatrice, bowl, church, condom, directions, disease, floater, flu, found, ground, miss, months, organ, organist, package, park, pastor, prevent, quaint, replied, resist, sitting, spread, tea, walking, water, wet, winter, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 10:02 PM; by fenderbelly

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slab laying trolley

Started by smidsy, 16th September 2007 04:23 PM

600x600, ago, avail, beast, borrow, cheers, church, days, existing, folks, google, hei, helped, hire, lay, laying, local, match, obsolete, paul, paving, perth, pick, plan, shops, slab, slabs, trolley, trolleys, wheel

Replies: 2
Views: 1,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2007 09:27 PM; by smidsy

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

using polyurethane on photo

Started by laniemay, 19th May 2007 06:42 AM

building, church, color, crafty, director, doh, oak, photo, photos, picture, piece, polyurethane, protect, question, ruin, simple, stained, unusally, vbs, wood, workers

Replies: 5
Views: 20,948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2007 10:50 PM; by soundman

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FINISHING

Can of Worms

Started by Felder, 13th April 2007 10:54 AM

add, alcohol, booze, chocolate, church, cigarette, clean, dead, decided, demonstration, drink, eat, emphasis, filled, fourth, hand, jar, learn, maxine, minister, quickly, raised, sermon, sitting, smoke, soil, sunday, syrup, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,623

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2007 10:54 AM; by Felder

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Painting old church pews

Started by moff, 7th January 2007 11:56 AM

church, disassembling, impossible, paint, painting, pews, preparing, sand, surfaces, varnished, verandah

Replies: 3
Views: 3,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2007 12:48 AM; by joe greiner

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FINISHING

Catholic drunk

Started by Eddie Jones, 20th November 2006 06:10 PM

attention, booth, catholic, church, confessional, continues, coughs, drunk, enters, finally, knockin, mumbles, paper, pounds, priest, sit, sits, staggers, times, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2006 06:10 PM; by Eddie Jones

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URL's that could have used more thought!!!!

Started by Doughboy, 16th October 2006 06:17 PM

art, await, church, company, exchange, finder, forget, generator, http://www.speedofart.com, italian, methodist, mole, native, nursery, pen, pete, power, processes, represents, site, solutions, south, speed, station, therapist, thought, url, wacky, wales, web

Replies: 2
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2006 08:20 PM; by Gra

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

50th Wedding anniversary

Started by QbnDusty, 25th September 2006 06:56 PM

50th, age, ago, anniverary, anniversary, arrived, car, church, couple, decided, drive, electric, fellow, fence, fences, fork, hedge, home, improved, local, love, memories, move, replied, road, savouring, stopped, visit, wandered, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2006 06:56 PM; by QbnDusty

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Caravan wiring

Started by WazOz, 24th September 2006 05:20 AM

240v, advice, approach, brought, camp, campsite, caravan, check, cheeky, cheers, church, colour, contact, correct, critisize, fellowship, forthcoming, friend, harm, implications, impossible, multimeter, nice, nigh, practical, regs, sparky, van, wires, wiring

Replies: 0
Views: 4,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2006 05:20 AM; by WazOz

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

The silent Fart

Started by bennylaird, 19th July 2006 11:28 AM

aid, attending, battery, church, couple, elderly, fart, halfway, hearing, husband, leans, replies, services, silent

Replies: 1
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 08:31 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Father I have sinned....

Started by rtfarty, 15th July 2006 09:15 AM

aisle, altar, boy, church, confession, confessional, dress, enters, fannie, father, front, green, hail, marys, month, months, priest, reflection, replies, sashays, sex, shoes, short, sinned, sinner, sits, slowly, week, whisperingly, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 09:15 AM; by rtfarty

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JOKES

batteries

Started by Miltzy, 20th May 2006 11:09 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2006 11:09 AM; by Miltzy

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JOKES

singing in church

Started by Kev Y., 17th May 2006 08:12 PM

afraid, amazing, blood, church, congregation, cross, fell, grace, grandmother, hymn, memories, mind, minister, morning, nervously, pastor, power, preach, precious, sex, shock, silence, sing, singing, single, stood, sudden, sunday, total, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,463

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2006 08:12 PM; by Kev Y.

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Leroy's Letter to God....

Started by rtfarty, 13th May 2006 08:16 AM

bike, birthday, boy, church, dear, deserved, dinner, friend, god, home, leroy, leroys, letter, looked, mom, mother, mum, plan, red, sad, send, signed, started, street, time, told, tore, true, walked, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2006 08:16 AM; by rtfarty

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Church Hall Floor

Started by chrisp, 5th May 2006 05:03 PM

advice, appreciated, chairs, chris, church, completely, contention, determines, dragged, easiest, eek, existing, film, finish, floor, ganged, hall, intended, maintain, matter, mothers, penetrating, purpose, recommend, refinish, suitability, thread, understand, wax, worn

Replies: 12
Views: 2,667

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 09:20 PM; by Larry McCully

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FLOORING

Heaven

Started by Phil Spencer, 11th March 2006 06:34 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2006 06:34 PM; by Phil Spencer

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JOKES

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