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Glaucoma

Started by wheelinround, 15th March 2010 07:53 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2010 06:09 PM; by artme

Forum:
JOKES

Hard to find a good draftsman

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 13th March 2010 02:30 PM

add, calls, cbd, cheers, direction, draftsman, elaborate, extra, hard, job, melbourne, phone, priced, read, recommended, renovateforum.com, returns, suggest, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2010 02:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Shouldn't be a joke, but it's still funny

Started by Ozkaban, 3rd March 2010 11:18 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

award, bit, burn, calls, candidate, car, cheers, darwin, dave, ditch, electrocuted, funny, guy, herald, joke, knocked, line, manages, marks, morning, mornings, power, process, relatives, relieves, salient, surely, sydney, unspecified, worst

Replies: 16
Views: 1,997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2010 10:47 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
JOKES

Advice - Cordless Phones

Started by Metal Head, 21st February 2010 09:21 PM

advice, appreciated, assistant, bought, breaking, calls, cheers, chocolate, cordless, head, impressed, metal, noise, panasonic, phones, previously, products, purchased, return, set, shop, specialist, teapot, telephone, type, uniden, unidens, voice, week, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,638

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2010 08:41 PM; by China

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Carpentry/building apprenticeship

Started by jasonburns, 18th February 2010 09:15 AM

applicants, apprentice, apprenticeship, bonus, boots, calls, capped, car/drivers, card, carpentry or building, carpentry/building, considered, drivers, email, green, hardworking, have/be;, keen, learn, license, note;, phone, reliable, require, resume, steel, ute

Replies: 4
Views: 2,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2010 03:50 AM; by Fritz20

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Hello

Started by arjudy, 1st January 2010 12:20 PM

bowls, calls, flatwork, forward, game, occasional, ohio, pen, pens, piece, swap

Replies: 3
Views: 743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2010 11:14 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Nick names

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd November 2009 10:33 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

add, adore, allan, calculator, call, calls, count, hinges, names, nick, this.2tsup, wife

Replies: 33
Views: 2,789

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2009 05:19 PM; by BEKKY

Forum:
JOKES

Not so smart.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th November 2009 10:24 PM

$5.00, $500.00, allan, answer, avail, beaten, calls, curled, desperately, desperation, friends, handed, hill, knowing, laptop, lawyer, legs, mind, mobile, pay, phone, play, pocket, proserpine, reached, sleep, smart, snooze, woke, woodie

Replies: 2
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2009 11:31 AM; by robbo266317

Forum:
JOKES

Gidday all - from an old woman

Started by Hoods, 5th November 2009 10:02 AM

125mph, air, board, bottomless, bought, btw, calls, ecstasy, filthy, flying, forum, gidday, grr-ripper, guard, head, hubby, justified, luckily, makita, piggybank, pine, savaged, sawing, shoulder, started, table, told, total, trip, woman

Replies: 12
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2009 09:39 AM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Steel joists for a 4 x 4.5 deck

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 28th October 2009 06:20 PM

4.5, 400, 450, advice, appreciated, bearer, calls, central, centres, cleverwood, dave, deck, decking, headroom, issue, joist, joists, max, posts, read, renovateforum.com, rhs, size, span, steel, storage, supported, thread, walled, walls

Replies: 0
Views: 1,800

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2009 06:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

A rabbit walks into a pub

Started by wheelinround, 22nd October 2009 07:23 AM

answered, bar, barman, beer, calls, cheese, cleaning, crowd, drinks, empty, famous, floating, ham, house, leaves, love, masses, night, onion, pint, pub, public, rabbit, remember, returns, time, toastie, toasties, walks, white

Replies: 4
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2009 08:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

apprenticeship wanted

Started by theyoungster, 13th October 2009 09:01 PM

appreciated, apprentice, apprenticeship, bryce, calls, challenage, dying, gday, greatly, happy, hear, learn, life, living, lookin, move, muchly, nsw, real, skills, start, starting, taree, timber, time, trade, wanted, wide, woodys, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2009 09:11 PM; by theyoungster

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Do not call register

Started by ozwinner, 6th May 2007 10:10 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

call, calls, card, government, kickback, nuisance, phone, register, registering, stop, tass, vic, wild

Replies: 53
Views: 6,909

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2009 07:13 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Noahs Ark

Started by fenderbelly, 30th August 2009 11:28 PM

ark, boss, calls, carp, catch, ceiling, check, day, decks, fill, fish, floor, god, interrupts, multi-storey, nice, noah, noahs, perplexed, probs, replies, skies, slowly, specific, surely, tether, time, top, wall, yep

Replies: 2
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2009 01:28 AM; by masoth

Forum:
JOKES

PVC covered wooden window repair

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 15th August 2009 02:30 PM

bottom, buy, calls, change, cost, covered, damaged, estimation, fixed, hinged, identical, mechanism, price, pvc, questions, read, remove, renovateforum.com, repair, reply, reuse, schedule, set, shell, sills, thread, total, window, windows, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 2,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2009 02:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

A quick way to get a criminal record

Started by Wongo, 13th May 2007 12:24 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$$$$, angry, appeal, arm, battle, birth, boy, calls, carry, child, criminal, easy, immediately, kid, kids, legal, lesson, life, matter, mother, playground, quick, recently, record, rough, someone’s, spending, straight, thinking, touch

Replies: 43
Views: 5,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2009 10:46 AM; by jimbur

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Kitchens - BEWARE!!

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 30th June 2009 03:00 AM

50%, business, cabinents, calls, countless, damaged, finish, fit, follow-ups, found, granite, hung-up, job, kitchens, locally, messages, missing, months, owner, paid, piece, read, renovateforum.com, returned, saturday, spashback, suggestions, supply, thread, waiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,826

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2009 03:00 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Carpenter joiner looking for work Sydney& North Shore

Started by joneswood, 19th June 2009 09:25 AM

,multi, 0413812426, based, bench, calls, carpenter, carpenter@ausi.com, considerd, experianced, folks, gooday, joiner, joinery, north, shore, site, skilled, sydney, sydneyand, sydneys, travel, work

Replies: 0
Views: 1,699

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2009 09:25 AM; by joneswood

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Little Jonny

Started by Bluegum, 13th May 2009 09:13 PM

arrives, assures, baffled, balloon, bathroom, boy, break, business, calls, describes, doctor, examine, fart, finally, hard, hell, johnny, jonny, leads, leaves, mum, pen, shes, shortly, situation, starts, takes, time, toilet, walls

Replies: 2
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 11:17 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Stone/Brick walls and insulation

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 29th April 2009 06:40 PM

alternate, apply, batten, board, brick, building, called, calls, cavity, comments, completely, double, expanded, external, fitting, foilboard, insulation, liking, methods, poly, rating, redecorating, rfl, starting, suggested, suggestions, thermometer, wall, walls, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2009 06:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Hoax emails

Started by Grumpy John, 25th March 2009 05:11 PM

calls, check, chimes, emails, extra, fowarding, friends, googled, hate, hoax, hoaxes, link, love, meaning, mobile, month, music, people, phone, pita, public, rantoff, ranton, result, royal, services, sorts, special, telemarketers, telemarketing

Replies: 7
Views: 2,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2009 08:40 PM; by bsrlee

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Attaching timber joists to a steel beam

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th March 2009 01:30 AM

250mm, 40mm, 450mm, 50mm, addition, attaching, beam, beam.im, bolting, building, calls, channel, deck, flange, hardwood, joist, joists, length, method, nailing, parallel, preferred, read, renovateforum.com, steel, strip, thick, thinking, thread, timber

Replies: 0
Views: 4,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2009 01:30 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Terrible

Started by munruben, 23rd March 2009 06:37 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2009 05:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Saving a heap on your phone bill...

Started by adamtas, 19th June 2007 09:23 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adsl, australia, automatically, billing, buy, call, called, calls, cents, connect, cost, credit, deal, device, free, heap, home, hub, internet, line, minute, monthly, normal, phone, save, saving, service, sign, switch, voip

Replies: 20
Views: 3,818

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2009 09:32 AM; by adamtas

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Irish Army

Started by WoodJunky, 6th March 2009 07:30 PM

100, army, bombers, calls, cleared, cockpit, couple, day, equipment, increased, inform, irish, managed, mclaughlins, minute, modified, paddy, preserve, pub, ring, rings, saints, sarkozy, shotguns, silent, spoke, throat, war

Replies: 3
Views: 1,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2009 09:07 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
JOKES

Smart Boy

Started by Breslauer, 22nd January 2009 03:35 AM

arrives, blue, boy, calls, cowboy, dad, dog, drive, father, grim, home, journal, kicked, left, money, morning, program, read, reading, recliner, send, smart, son, street, talk, talking, teach, wall, yesterday

Replies: 4
Views: 2,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2009 11:37 PM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

New i Products

Started by Gingermick, 4th January 2009 12:52 PM

attached, bbq, bottle, calls, company, connection, day, farm, fathers, gas, house, ibbq, ideas, iproducts, ivan, low, main, measure, product, products, putting, telly, thinking, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2009 12:52 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Poll: Mobile phones- necessity?

Started by Andy Mac, 27th November 2008 11:53 AM

bill, break, calls, chaos, chore, cost, governement, home, imagine, landline, mobile, mobiles, money, nearest, necessity, office, organisation, page, people, personal, phone, phones, reason, searching, sms, studios, texting, time, tool, workplace

Replies: 13
Views: 2,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2008 07:56 PM; by Andy Mac

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Roof Replacement con job

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

ages, calls, checking, chose, colorbond, con, concrete, deposit, google, hold, hope, job, july, messed, money, paid, refuse, renos, replacement, return, roof, site, sweet, tackle, taking, talked, tile, top, vcat

Replies: 0
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Trouble getting a barn built

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM

23rd, 5th, agreed, april, barn, bonanza, budget, built, called, calls, delivered, devious, dozens, estimated, finally, forever, phone, recall, remove, sell, shed, sheds, signed, slab, suggested, time, times, trouble

Replies: 0
Views: 1,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
ELECTRICAL

Christmas Reunion

Started by malb, 2nd October 2008 09:35 PM

brother, calling, calls, care, christmas, coming, dad, day, divorced, divorcing;, father, forty-five, hangs, hear, immediately, london, misery, mother, paying, phone, reunion, scotland, screams, sick, single, sister, son, talking, tomorrow, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2008 09:55 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

And They Ask Why I Like Retirement !!!

Started by WoodJunky, 24th September 2008 08:08 PM

adult, answer, attic, basement, biggest, call, calls, classes, cut, describe, garage, kids, lunch, misses, normal, parents, polite, question, rest, retiree, retirees, retirement, saturday, store, stuff, sunday, term, time, truth, week

Replies: 2
Views: 1,521

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2008 02:28 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

I am confused and need some advice from the woodworking women

Started by Phil Spencer, 27th July 2008 10:57 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

advice, belgium, broken, btw, business, calls, card, causealga, chocolates, code, condition, confused, explain, google, happening, kilo, left, letter, letters, love, nurses, pain, phil, rehabilitation, sensitisation, station, wife, wifes, women, woodworking

Replies: 49
Views: 6,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 02:16 PM; by DavidG

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

From Melbourne

Started by Yeebla, 11th August 2008 01:36 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2008 10:04 PM; by Yeebla

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Dog Calls

Started by Rodgera, 9th July 2008 01:14 PM

allan, angry, awake, awakened, barking, called, caller, calls, dog, dogs, forty, gracious, keeping, manners, morning, neighbor, noted, politely, precisely, ringing, telephone, thanked, williams

Replies: 2
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 02:29 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

The Ark

Started by fenderbelly, 11th June 2008 10:16 PM

ark, aro-d, calls, carp, ceiling, check, day, decks, dunno, fancied, fill, fish, floor, god, guv, mucker, multi-storey, noah, perplexed, screams, skies, slowly, specific, supreme, surely, tether, time, top, wall, yep

Replies: 3
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 11:40 AM; by Dangermouse

Forum:
JOKES

Love Drunk People

Started by nev25, 19th May 2008 01:53 AM

300, alan, answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, calls, chance, dark, door, dressed, drunk, drunken, guy, guys, helped, loud, love, morning, people, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, standing, swing, told, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2008 06:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Old digger

Started by munruben, 28th April 2008 10:34 PM

1952, 1969, ago, alan, calls, crap, digger, dog, dragging, korea, leg, mate, minutes, road, vietnam, walking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 11:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Alans first baseball game

Started by munruben, 7th April 2008 07:57 PM

alan, alans, ball, balls, baseball, batter, calls, chuckle, confused, embarrassment, fan, fans, friendly, game, hit, jumps, louder, mongrel, pleased, pride, quietly, run, sensing, sits, stands, surrounding, walk, whispers, yelling, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 08:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Girl's Night Out

Started by Incoming!, 6th April 2008 04:35 PM

$10, $20, $50, atm, attention, banned, bucks, butt, calls, card, cheek, club, egging, everyones, focused, friend, girl, girls, guy, guys, impress, licks, night, note, possibly, pulls, rest, stuck, swiped, top

Replies: 2
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 09:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Bathroom cornice

Started by Metung, 1st March 2008 03:07 PM

advice, amount, answer, appreciated, bathroom, bathrooms, bloke, calls, cement, ceramic, cornice, crack, fix, granite, grout, joins, paid, plasterer, polished, putting, reliable, roof, stick, supposed, thinking, tiles, understanding, wondering

Replies: 9
Views: 20,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 08:19 AM; by RPMT

Forum:
PLASTERING

More Wedded Bliss

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:11 PM

advice, bar, bliss, calls, crazy, doctor, evening, hours, ihave, larrys, offers, phone, picks, pleads, poison, poisoning, rabbi, relax, replied, shes, shrink, sleeps, spoke, surprised, talk, telling, unfaithful, wedded, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2008 12:14 AM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

I've Won Lotto

Started by Ozkaban, 20th March 2008 09:23 AM

@#$%^, bags, calls, care, carribean, clothes, day, home, honey, lotto, pack, replies, skiing, swimmers, warm, wife, won, wonderful, wow, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2008 09:23 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

Helping Hand

Started by fenderbelly, 14th March 2008 03:58 PM

300, ago, answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, calls, dark, door, dressed, drunk, drunken, guy, guys, hand, helped, helping, husband, loud, morning, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 03:58 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Surprise

Started by wheelinround, 29th February 2008 03:12 PM

beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, chinese, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, sir, slams, sowwy, surprise, waiter, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 03:14 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

Brickie goes to school

Started by munruben, 19th February 2008 12:27 PM

3rd, book, boy, brickie, brickies, brightened, calls, choo-choo, christmas, class, electric, finally, girl, grade, hard, kid, named, pleased, school, scolded, sits, student, teacher, tells, thinking, tittle, told, train, waits, winnie

Replies: 5
Views: 1,576

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2008 12:03 AM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

"Real" 911 Calls?

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th February 2008 08:52 AM

9-1-1, 911, ambulance, asthmatic, breath, breathing, caller, calling, calls, child, contractions, darn, dispatcher, emergency, foster, husband, idiot, minutes, nine-eleven, north, pass, phone, police, real, running, sir, sound, started, trouble, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 08:52 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

steel sub floor which is best

Started by bit stressed, 5th February 2008 03:54 PM

100m2, 300, 450, aware, calls, cheaper, cons, deep, dig, experience, extension, fill, floor, hire, holes, including, installing, lysaght, mixer, piers, practicle, pros, quick, quotes, recently, steel, stumps, system, uni, verandah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,796

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 03:54 PM; by bit stressed

Forum:
FLOORING

My bad - English?

Started by Big Shed, 23rd January 2008 08:11 PM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

$10k, americanism, annoying, bad, btw, call, calls, daughter, days, duddy, english, explanation, expression, feesd, forum, found, googling, grandson, including, increasingly, language, mother, phart/fuddy, phartwink, pick, school, time, told, verb, wasting

Replies: 112
Views: 13,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 04:48 AM; by jow104

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Another blonde joke

Started by MICKYG, 26th January 2008 11:52 AM

adult, apologized, blond, blonde, called, calls, cleaner.’”, clerk, complain, defective, disappointment, drives, home, joke, movie, rent?”, rented, replied, screen, static, static.”, store, tape, there’s, title, vcr, video, ‘head, “it’s, “which

Replies: 1
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 02:59 PM; by Dirty Doogie

Forum:
JOKES

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Poll: Mobile phones- necessity?