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Karate expert

Started by munruben, 10th September 2007 10:23 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, air, bikies, breath, brick, chop, club, eventually, expert, eyes, gang, glass, gutter, guy, half, house, karate, landed, lay, meter, meters, pavement, picked, plate, rolled, sailed, slammed, thick, window

Replies: 4
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 10:29 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Ghost Driver

Started by rtfarty, 29th August 2007 07:49 AM

appeared, breath, car, curve, driver, drunk, experience, gathering, ghost, hand, horrible, inside, john, jumped, lights, night, pub, ran, realised, road, rushed, shots, slowly, started, storm, strength, telling, tequila, wet, wheel

Replies: 5
Views: 1,713

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 08:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

vanishing Queensland red cedar

Started by screamingjessie, 29th May 2007 09:53 AM

absolutly, breath, cedar, clueless, condition, everybodyu, father, jess, knives, knowlage, limit, limited, lines, novice, p.s, piece, pleaseb, queensland, red, seel, sincerely, somthing, thinking, time, use?????u, vanishes, vanishing, wood, wooddork, words

Replies: 3
Views: 1,747

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2007 09:30 PM; by rsser

Forum:
FINISHING

Pimples in the Nose

Started by thumbsucker, 5th December 2006 05:09 PM

allot, blockage, borrowed, breath, brown, dark, day, due, filter, flows, hard, heard, hobby, hot, investing, joy, lots, nose, pimples, resin, respirators, similar, stuff, taking, thinking, type, uncomfortable, warm, washing, water

Replies: 14
Views: 3,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2007 08:36 PM; by scooter

Forum:
SAFETY

one foggy night

Started by goat, 21st March 2007 11:06 PM

bathroom, bottle, breath, bump, bumping, casket, clapping, clappity-bump, coffin, coming, cough, desperate, door, faster, foggy, gasps, head, heart, home, locks, night, pounding;, reeling;, runs, sobbing, stops, syrup, terrified, throws, walking

Replies: 2
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2007 11:52 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Quicky

Started by echnidna, 13th March 2007 06:11 PM

angel, breath, bushes, care, change, day, eagerly, ensues, fifteen, giggling, head, hold, hundred, laughing, left, life, minutes, nude, patiently, pigeon, positions, quicky, replies, return, rustle, shrubbery, tells, thinking, time, waits

Replies: 1
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2007 06:18 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

Bloody Oz Google! AAARGH!

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 25th December 2006 08:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

.au, aaargh, bloody, books, breath, can;t, censorship, chips, control, dns, fight, google, google.com, grrrr, hear, locate, lookup, mad, muzak], redirecting, return, signs, site, sort, spitting, straight, twilight, whois, zone, [cue

Replies: 25
Views: 3,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2006 03:34 PM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Barrel Hinge Markers

Started by watson, 13th December 2006 03:14 PM

5.2mm, 5mm, 6mm, barrel, bastard, bit, breath, centre, chuck, dowell, file, finally, fit, helpful, hinge, hinges, holding, hole, hope, lathe, markers, mounted, noel, positions, set, tested, transfer, usual, whilst, wood

Replies: 8
Views: 3,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2006 12:42 PM; by Shedhand

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HINTS & TIPS

Fingers crossed.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 30th October 2006 10:52 AM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

beat, breath, brisbane, care, crossed, dad, eek, fingers, heart, hospital, intensive, irregular, longreach, night, pain, shortage, tests, transfered

Replies: 114
Views: 12,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2006 08:54 PM; by scooter

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Scary

Started by Jack Plane, 3rd November 2006 11:49 AM

bathroom, breaks, breath, bump, casket, clapping, clappity-bump, coming, cough, crash, door, faster, gasps, head, heart, home, hope, locks, loud, pounding;, ready, reeling;, runs, scary, sobbing, stops, syrup, terrified, throws, walking

Replies: 7
Views: 1,998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2006 04:55 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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JOKES

First Kiss

Started by bennylaird, 23rd October 2006 10:38 AM

breath, fresh, kiss, lean, mind, partner, questions, time, tongue, watching

Replies: 4
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2006 02:58 PM; by meerkat

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cutting Cornice Mitres

Started by AlexJ66, 16th July 2006 01:27 PM

85%, actual, advance, attempt, attempting, box, breath, cornice, correct, cut, cutting, deep, extend, holding, hoping, kev, lengths, main, mitre, mitres, motre, perfect, professionals, question, rod, slots, sound, stupid, suppose, temporary

Replies: 4
Views: 8,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2006 06:03 PM; by durwood

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PLASTERING

I want Shellawax Glow Cream... please.

Started by CameronPotter, 22nd May 2006 05:18 PM

answered, breath, cam, complaining, cool, cream, cutting, devotee, disappointing, easily, experiments, form, glow, holding, hosts, piece, prayers, products, properly, purchaseable, realise, results, shellawax, slightly, start, started, technique, thinking, wondering, yeah

Replies: 2
Views: 1,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 10:26 AM; by CameronPotter

Forum:
FINISHING

Moved: "Can ya breath?"

Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2006 10:10 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

We're none of us getting any younger, y'know....

Started by Driver, 18th January 2006 09:09 PM

arthritis, banana, breath, catching, couple, cream, crushed, flower, ice, kindly, kitchen, night, nuts, ooo--, painfully, parlor, pulled, replied, restaurant, rose, shuffled, slowly, split, stool, thorns, waitress, what’s, yelled, yknow, younger

Replies: 1
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 10:12 AM; by arose62

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JOKES

Very Angry and frustrated!!

Started by Christopha, 10th November 2005 12:37 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2pm, aaaaaaaaarggggghhhhhh, angry, breaking, breath, brother, confident, difficult, driver, exam, frustrated, helping, holding, john, johnny, love, mess, night, positive, rang, real, son, sore, spoke, support, tears, times, train, uni, unlike

Replies: 32
Views: 3,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 02:25 AM; by Schtoo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Toilet Humour

Started by Christopha, 6th September 2005 05:35 PM

bore, breath, dad, day, death, deep, drilled, dunny, farm, found, granddad, happened, heard, hell, hole, humour, miles, move, moved, night, oil, poor, re-located, reckon, reckoned, soil, toilet, trace, trials, wondering

Replies: 2
Views: 1,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 01:45 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Why is it ...

Started by Daddles, 15th August 2005 05:15 PM

$200, breath, buying, cheeky, cleaned, cleanup, confused, dead, disappeared, eek, equivalent, fortnight, found, gasping, hed, home, mate, materials, produces, richard, set, shavings, shed, sheds, sod, started, tidy, waste, word, worst

Replies: 3
Views: 1,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 09:14 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A different type of tree - very clean joke

Started by Wood Borer, 24th June 2005 12:49 PM

amigo, bacon, breath, bush, clean, close, closely, deed, desert, donforget, dying, ees, eet, gun, ham, hear, joke, luis, machine, manages, meerage, metres, pepe, races, smeell, smell, sudden, tree, type, warn

Replies: 6
Views: 2,952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 04:50 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Blind luck

Started by Christopha, 21st March 2005 05:42 PM

blind, breath, brings, cheese, deep, dirty, disbelief, eats, fork, hands, kitchen, leaves, luck, macaroni, mary, menu, nose, owner, ready, returns, sir, sits, smells, takes, tells, test, time, waiter, walks, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 06:32 PM; by ozwinner

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JOKES

Irish Daughter

Started by Baz, 18th January 2005 08:28 PM

breath, brother, certificate, convertible, crying, dad, daddy, daughter, death, edition, girl, gold, half, hug, irish, lifetime, limited, membership, mercedes, million, parked, pounds, prostitute, protestant, replied, rolex, scared, sniff, spanking, yacht

Replies: 0
Views: 1,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2005 08:28 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Letter to my friend:

Started by Munchkin, 12th August 2004 07:03 PM

acned-up, alcohol, appealing, bad, beer, belly, breath, cheese, chilli, completely, continue, crooked, day, debauchery, disgusting, evenings, fan, friend, friendship, hangover, immobility, letter, morning, p.m, pictures, public, review, stop, teeth, worn

Replies: 0
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2004 07:03 PM; by Munchkin

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JOKES

Last Breath

Started by noora, 3rd August 2004 04:07 AM

ahamad, alaikum, asalamu, breath, bukhater, listen, noooora, pleace, siger, song, wonderful

Replies: 5
Views: 2,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2004 06:56 AM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Birth

Started by stephenmeddings, 28th July 2004 09:56 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 07:58 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Another truly brilliant one.....

Started by Eastie, 29th October 2003 04:30 PM

aid, bar, barman, breath, brilliant, cheese, dying, eating, fall, final, ground, mixing, rabbit, rushes, sandwich, snacks, taking, toasted, toasties, tomato

Replies: 2
Views: 2,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2003 08:10 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

Groan......

Started by silentC, 7th October 2003 02:26 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2003 11:15 PM; by col2

Forum:
JOKES

Snotty Gorillasniffer - What's your name?

Started by Neo, 3rd June 2003 01:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

average, banana, breath, bubble, butt, cheeseball, day, determine, fourth, gorillasniffer, half, hamster, head, honker, laugh, letter, lips, mouth, nose, pants, pickle, pinky, potty, professor, rhino, shorts, snotty, stinker, times, tush

Replies: 29
Views: 5,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2003 01:26 PM; by arose62

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JOKES

baptism of a drunk

Started by Gino, 15th October 2002 09:53 PM

again-but, answers, arms, baptism, baptizing, begins, breath, brother, catches, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, jesus, kicking, legs, love, people, preacher, proceeds, pulls, river, thewater, time, water, wipes, wits

Replies: 0
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:53 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Wagga ya do Wagga ya don't

Started by John Saxton, 18th April 2002 12:32 AM

,dont, band, breath, bugger, collecting, contribute, cupped, drum, ears.the, fife, girl, hands, johnno, lady, marching, marhing, money, murray, murrumbidgee, path.as, river, taking, valley, wagga, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2002 12:32 AM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Blondes

Started by Richard Casey, 29th March 2002 10:29 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2002 10:29 PM; by Richard Casey

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JOKES

Robin Hood

Started by Sandy Johnston, 31st October 2001 09:08 AM

arrow, bed, bowstring, breath, burried, coil, cottage, death, followers, forest, friend, gasping, hood, instant, laid, lands, life, lived, loose, merry, mortal, nottingham, ounce, past, pulled, request, robin, strength, top, wardrobe

Replies: 0
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2001 09:08 AM; by Sandy Johnston

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JOKES

Sunbathing

Started by Tristan Croll, 4th August 2001 09:36 PM

bathing, begun, breath, calmly, covered, decided, difference, dining, embarrassed, hilton, hotel, joan, lying, manager, mind, roof, running, secretary, shed, skylight, slipped, stairs, suit, sunbathing, tan, towel, vacation, wearing, wore, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2001 09:36 PM; by Tristan Croll

Forum:
JOKES

Go Aussie Go

Started by gazaly, 7th September 2000 09:24 AM

aussie, australian, bed, blistering, breath, chest, commences, danish, darkness, deep, dives, effect, exhaustion, girl, hour, liquid, olympic, pace, pours, properly, repeat, shes, shot, stands, straight, swimmer, takes, team, tonic, wild

Replies: 2
Views: 1,708

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2000 10:48 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

a late night

Started by Rod, 28th June 2000 02:51 PM

alcohol, angry, assume, beer, breakfast, breath, collar, door, husband, late, lipstick, met, morning, night, oclock, reason, replied, snarled, waltzing, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2000 06:38 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

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Karate expert

Ghost Driver

vanishing Queensland red cedar

Pimples in the Nose

one foggy night

Quicky

Bloody Oz Google! AAARGH!

Barrel Hinge Markers

Fingers crossed.

Scary

First Kiss

Cutting Cornice Mitres

I want Shellawax Glow Cream... please.

Moved: "Can ya breath?"

We're none of us getting any younger, y'know....

Very Angry and frustrated!!

Toilet Humour

Why is it ...

A different type of tree - very clean joke

Blind luck

Irish Daughter

Letter to my friend:

Last Breath

Birth

Another truly brilliant one.....

Groan......

Snotty Gorillasniffer - What's your name?

baptism of a drunk

Wagga ya do Wagga ya don't

Blondes

Robin Hood

Sunbathing

Go Aussie Go

a late night