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Moral choice

Started by John Saxton, 14th February 2010 10:47 PM

answer, answered, arthur, arthurs, beautiful, charge, choice, day, freedom, half, hideous, king, kingdom, lancelot, life, marry, monarch, moral, night, prefer, price, question, round, scroll, spoke, table, time, wedding, witch, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2010 10:38 AM; by Fuzzie

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Good night - New Year's Eve

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st January 2010 09:23 PM

$25.00, ale, allan, answered, bar, bill, bottle, correct, cricket, drink, drinker, dry, eve, ginger, good, graham, ground, hard, meal, melbourne, months, night, night.2tsup, question, told, type, voucher, wife, won, year

Replies: 3
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2010 09:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

What a girl wanbts for Christmas

Started by munruben, 10th December 2009 11:20 PM

adults, aged, answered, bring, christmas, claus, emily, girl, hair, lady, lap, loving, mall, mother, nicely, quickly, replied, requests, santa, sat, shopping, smiled, son-in-law, surprised, sweetly, thoughtful, walked, wanbts

Replies: 2
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:04 AM; by artme

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Nag Nag Nag

Started by bookend, 27th November 2009 02:25 AM

answered, bath, client, day, door, execution, feet, finally, granted, hanged, hanging, home, husbands, james, love, nag, news, phone, rang, realizing, screamed, stairs, stay, stop, terrible, told, tonight, whirled, wife, wright

Replies: 2
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2009 07:12 AM; by Grumpy John

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A rabbit walks into a pub

Started by wheelinround, 22nd October 2009 07:23 AM

answered, bar, barman, beer, calls, cheese, cleaning, crowd, drinks, empty, famous, floating, ham, house, leaves, love, masses, night, onion, pint, pub, public, rabbit, remember, returns, time, toastie, toasties, walks, white

Replies: 4
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2009 08:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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The dying Scotsman

Started by munruben, 15th October 2009 02:28 PM

angus, answered, aye, bed, bedside, children, close, croaky, dad, daughter, dying, effort, eyes, family, gathered, kathleen, kitchen, light, lizzy, lovely, properly, pulled, robbie, round, scotsman, son, told, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2009 02:28 PM; by munruben

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i made a mess of my wifes accordeon

Started by SOLing, 11th September 2009 05:59 AM

accordeon, answered, beautiful, bit, boat, boatbuilder, bottle, builder, damage, donot, experienced, fell, finish, hope, italy, job, kindly, mess, painting, plays, polished, question, real, remember, repair, soling, survived, toes, wife, wifes

Replies: 6
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2009 02:30 AM; by keithkarl2007

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FINISHING

Structural Ply

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 29th September 2009 05:30 PM

answered, bearer, bottom, brace, builders, cheers, connect, damp, erected, external, framing, house, installed, offer, paper, plate, ply, proof, question, raised, read, renovateforum.com, simply, step, strength, structural, studs, supposed, thread, top

Replies: 0
Views: 1,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2009 05:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Structural Ply

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 28th September 2009 11:50 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 866

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2009 11:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Funeral

Started by Rum Pig, 17th September 2009 09:42 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2009 06:34 AM; by rrich

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Howdy All

Started by cwbyup, 13th September 2009 10:04 PM

accessories, answered, cheers, country, fascia, finer, gutter, hard, hawkesbury, howby, howdy, input, installer, knowledge, living, lost, lot, nick, nsw, passion, plans, plantation, questions, reading, shutters, site, stumbled, vehicle, wealth, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2009 07:45 AM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The grass

Started by groverwa, 16th July 2009 04:18 PM

answered, bring, car, children, disturbed, driver, easy, eating, entered, feed, fellows, foot, glad, grass, highcc, investigate, it.youll, lawyer, limousine, love, place.the, poor, replied, riding, sir, stop, taking, task, voice, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2009 10:54 PM; by groverwa

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old cow

Started by groverwa, 9th July 2009 10:14 PM

anna, answered, bligh, blighs, bottle, car, chauffeur, chauffeur-driven, check, countryside, cow, daughter, door, driving, earth, farmer, god, grin, happened, jumps, killed, knocked, love, malt, meal, replies, slap-up, touring, whisky, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2009 09:21 PM; by Rodgera

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Bank robbery

Started by munruben, 19th June 2009 06:27 PM

answered, bank, busy, customer, customers, dead, floor, glimpse, gun, gunman, lie, mans, mask, masked, pulled, rest, robbed, robber, robbery, shot, slipped, voice, walks, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2009 10:36 AM; by mickelmaster

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Wedding Fairy:

Started by groverwa, 22nd June 2009 10:38 PM

answered, appeared, bastards, cccc, couple, deeply, disappointed, fairies, fairy, female, grant, husband, love, magic, married, moral, opportunity, poof, remember, restaurant, romantic, story, suddenly, tiny, travel, ungrateful, wand, waved, wedding, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2009 11:17 PM; by groverwa

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$40,000 Funeral

Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2009 12:22 PM

$40, $500, 000, affair, answered, brenda, church, computed, cost, departed, donated, exclaimed, forty, funeral, jim, leaned, memorial, nice, quickly, rest, sharon, snacks, stone, thousand, whiskey, wife, wine

Replies: 5
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2009 07:40 PM; by Grumpy John

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Diagnosis

Started by Rodgera, 5th May 2009 07:39 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2009 09:25 PM; by Grumpy John

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Neighbourly Concern

Started by Charleville, 10th April 2009 09:29 PM

afraid, answered, awful, bed, bit, bloke, concern, ddddd, dear, door, earth, enquired, happened, house, husband, knocked, lady, looked, managed, neighbour, neighbourly, paint, pale, poorly, red, sobbed, tin, told, upset, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2009 11:47 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Poison

Started by bullfright, 15th March 2009 01:01 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 11:00 PM; by joe greiner

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Dr Quick

Started by wheelinround, 24th February 2009 09:53 PM

a&e, answered, bedridden, bob, breakfast, complete, confusion, died, elderly, hair, hosp, husband, jelly, kentucky, london, massive, morning, noticed, nurse, patient, patients, produced, quick, quickly, replied, royal, submitted, taste, taxi, told

Replies: 2
Views: 1,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 11:17 AM; by Pheonix

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The Talking Clock

Started by Rodgera, 1st February 2009 03:36 PM

a.m, answered, apartment, basin, brass, clock, ear, friends, guest, hammer, idiot, knock, munruben, pound, screamed, shattering, suddenly, talking, voice, wall, woody

Replies: 2
Views: 1,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2009 10:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Tough luck

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd January 2009 07:14 PM

allan, answered, bring, chisel, feeling, hammer, local, luck, peckish, ray, rump, steak, steakhouse, time, tough, waiter, wheelin

Replies: 0
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2009 07:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Anger Management ... it really does work

Started by prozac, 2nd January 2009 11:07 PM

anger, answered, asshole, ave, bad, black, bmw, call, called, calling, coming, day, don, fairlight, front, hansen, hung, live, management, news, oaks, phone, quickly, ranch, spot, stop, time, work, yeah, yelled

Replies: 6
Views: 1,669

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2009 01:32 AM; by MatMann

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Funny

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 08:44 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2008 08:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Mains Upgrade

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 17th December 2008 11:40 AM

100, 16mm, 180, 63a, amp, answered, cables, combo, eagerly, equivalent, house, mains, odd, people, phases, pole, question, rcd/mcb, read, renovateforum.com, street, switch, thread, underground, understand, upgrade, upgrading, whilst, wondering, worthwhile

Replies: 0
Views: 2,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2008 11:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Short on petrol try this

Started by Calm, 30th November 2008 06:58 PM

answered, bee, bees, car, driving, entire, exclaimed, flew, gas, gonna, ignition, key, love, minutes, moment, petrol, ran, replied, road, short, started, swarm, tank, told, wait, watched, window, wow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2008 08:17 PM; by Papa

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GDAY GDAY From The Goldie .......

Started by eman, 29th November 2008 09:44 AM

advice, answered, build, coast, communities, construction, dexterous, friends, gated, gday, gold, goldie, happily, houses, housing, ian, information, join, possibly, process, product, queensland, questions, rescources, reviews, tapped, techniques, time, tools, upscale

Replies: 3
Views: 1,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2008 01:10 PM; by Ed Reiss

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The happy hooker

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th November 2008 03:44 PM

allan, anniversary, answered, bed, bit, bruce, couple, cronulla, darling, happy, hold, hooker, husband, life, love, lying, morning, past, perfect, played, pondered, special, spice, ten, tenth, trade, tricks, understand, wedding, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2008 05:22 PM; by Pheonix

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designing windows

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

actual, answered, bits, book, construction, design, designing, explains, forum, found, frames, framing/fixing, issues, pieces, question, read, scratch, step, thinking, threads, types, wall, website, window, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

What to use to between Villaboard joins

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM

$19, alleluia, answered, bunnies, easier, ensuite, f11, finally, forums, joins, overkill, question, required, searched, sikaflex, stuff, tube, villaboard, wall/floor, wall/wall, walls, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,951

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Connecting copper to Poly

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

advance, answered, answers, connecting, copper, cut, existing, finding, length, looked, luck, pipe, plumber, poly, question, re-connecting, short, threads

Replies: 0
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Why We Love Children

Started by WoodJunky, 24th October 2008 10:53 PM

answered, barber, bitch, boy, chicken, child, children, class, dead, dress, drink, farmer, girl, love, math, minutes, mother, move, mummy, play, replied, sky, sleep, son, story, sunday, teacher, thirsty, told, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2008 05:28 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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the golden phone

Started by texx, 10th October 2008 07:33 PM

american, answered, arrived, brisbane, call, church, decided, direct, entered, father, god, golden, heaven, line, local, newcastle, perth, phone, price, priest, queenslanders, read, sign, talk, telephone, time, told, travel, traveled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2008 06:22 PM; by Shrek3

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Replacement Glass

Started by Rodgera, 9th October 2008 06:43 PM

$110, answered, break, cabin, charge, climb, cooma, covers, cruiser, cut, deck, dropping, emotion, found, glass, install, ladder, laugh, managed, owner, piece, protective, removed, replacement, replied, returned, severe, sheepishly, shop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2008 06:43 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Creation of Mankind

Started by Shrek3, 9th September 2008 10:09 PM

adam, ago, answered, children, confused, created, creation, dad, days, dear, developed, doh, eve, evolved, family, father, girl, god, human, mankind, mom, monkeys, mother, question, race, returned, simple, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2008 10:09 PM; by Shrek3

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King Arthur and the witch

Started by wheelinround, 16th August 2008 09:44 AM

answer, answered, arthur, arthurs, beautiful, choice, day, death, freedom, friend, half, hideous, king, kingdom, lancelot, life, monarch, neighboring, night, noble, prefer, price, question, round, spoke, table, time, wedding, witch, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2008 09:44 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Request for e-mail removal please

Started by paulloseby, 14th August 2008 12:56 AM

answered, article, avoid, bother, cyrogenic, e-mail, email, ern, paul, reeders, removal, remove, request, spam, tools, unneccessary, wondered, woodturning, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 10:01 AM; by Jim Carroll

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Munruben store

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th July 2008 08:51 PM

allan, answered, bed, items, john, munruben, nah, night, noticed, pyjamas, replied, responded, store, storekeeper, time, unpacking, wearing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2008 08:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Cotton

Started by fenderbelly, 30th June 2008 07:49 PM

Replies: 13
Views: 2,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2008 06:13 PM; by Rodgera

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Pants

Started by Rodgera, 1st July 2008 03:27 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2008 03:27 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Einstein's Theorem

Started by Rodgera, 27th June 2008 03:36 PM

answer, answered, beat, beautiful, chauffeur, digressing, dinner, einstein, einsteins, esoteric, expertly, extremely, fixed, formation, jacket, missing, pompous, professor, question, questions, rendition, sat, simple, sir, sitting, speech, stare, steely, supremely, theorem

Replies: 6
Views: 1,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 08:49 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Allan's prize rose

Started by munruben, 23rd June 2008 01:11 PM

allan, allans, answered, barry, couple, escorting, fertilizer, grow, judge, judges, leaned, line, manure, minutes, moved, muttered, nearby, phillip, plenty, possibly, prince, prize, queen, rose, royal, smiled, table, weeks, whispered, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2008 07:47 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Crossword addict

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th June 2008 09:29 PM

addict, allan, answered, bed, clicks, crossword, crosswords, heard, letters, loves, makes, mouse, night, noise, possums, ray, rays, roof, run, slight, talks, teach, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2008 12:57 AM; by Rodgera

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Worried Employer

Started by fenderbelly, 14th June 2008 11:39 PM

answer, answered, aro-d, background, boss, busy, child, daddy, demanded, earpiece, employees, employer, growing, heard, helicopter, home, loud, mummy, noise, phone, policeman, priest, search, searching, talk, voice, whispered, whispering, wondered, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 04:59 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

marriage counselling can work!

Started by damian, 5th June 2008 03:35 PM

answered, collecting, counselling, drop, dunno, elderly, finally, fish, flipping, fridays, gown, husband, lady, marriage, moment, mondays, night-gown, relate, replied, sat, silently, soup, supersex, therapist, walked, wednesdays, week, wheelchair, wife, work

Replies: 1
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 06:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Irish receptionist

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th June 2008 10:14 PM

allan, answered, bath, clicks, decided, difference, holidays, irish, mouse, night, pub, ray, receptionist, shower, stand, stay, teach

Replies: 4
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 12:52 PM; by wheelinround

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Blind date

Started by munruben, 2nd June 2008 11:11 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2008 04:32 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Answer to a Prayer

Started by Rodgera, 28th May 2008 10:36 PM

answer, answered, beads, bring, brought, cage, day, exclaimed, female, females, fun, holding, house, looked, male, parrot, parrots, praise, prayer, prayers, praying, priest, priests, prostitutes, quietly, rosary, terrible, wanna, woman, worship

Replies: 0
Views: 1,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 10:36 PM; by Rodgera

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Raise

Started by Rodgera, 28th May 2008 12:55 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 06:50 PM; by munruben

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Alan's job interview

Started by munruben, 26th May 2008 07:30 PM

agricultural, alan, alans, answer, answered, application, easy, farm, interview, interviewer, job, local, pretty, question, simple, spell, test, told, wallan, word, yard

Replies: 3
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2008 05:30 PM; by Wongo

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JOKES

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