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DIY spray gun for paling AND picket fences?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 2nd November 2009 07:00 PM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2009 07:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Senior Enlistment

Started by John Saxton, 9th October 2009 01:26 AM

18-year-old, ahead, attitudes, baseball, brim, bullet, cap, couple, cranky, day, enemy, enlistment, figured, funny, girl, guys, join, military, outrun, pretty, sending, senior, sex, shade, sleep, soldier, terrorists, tired, track, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2009 11:36 AM; by Rum Pig

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Adult Shops

Started by Rossluck, 27th May 2009 04:25 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

adult, bit, brothel, complex, deceased, feel, front, happening, hard, industrial, innuendo, major, nearby, noticed, plaster, precinct, prude, qld, questions, rise, seedy, seedy/embarrassed, sex, shop, shopping, shops, sudden, worried, write, writing

Replies: 39
Views: 4,922

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2009 01:16 PM; by two fingers

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Two guys

Started by Resination, 10th April 2009 10:36 AM

beer, discusing, drinking, guy, guys, maiden, married, pre-marital, relations, replied, sex, sitting, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2009 10:36 AM; by Resination

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The Chemist

Started by mickelmaster, 24th February 2009 06:06 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 10:49 PM; by ss_11000

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Drafting blokes over 60

Started by 741Baus, 23rd February 2009 10:16 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 10:16 AM; by 741Baus

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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly :)

Started by gawdelpus, 3rd February 2009 09:08 PM

beer, cleanest, e-mail, females, flies, fly, hunting, husband, intrigued, joke, killing, kitchen, males, phone, replied, responded, sex, stalking, swatter, walked, woman, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 09:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Will I Live to be 80

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:14 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2009 04:22 PM; by ant75s

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Vaseline survey

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd November 2008 01:14 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2008 05:37 AM; by Wood Borer

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Sex In The Shed

Started by watson, 18th August 2008 09:33 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

alls, amendment, clanking, dirt, eventually, floor, happen, happened, happy, hid, inside, investigated, leg, lighting, lot, metal, pants, pic, rejecting, resident, romantic, rules, scraps, sex, shed, shy, stove, suppose, visitor, warm

Replies: 38
Views: 6,862

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2008 11:59 PM; by watson

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XXX in the shower

Started by Christopha, 13th August 2008 09:20 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2008 09:20 PM; by Christopha

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Started by Rodgera, 5th July 2008 11:56 AM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2008 11:48 AM; by Rodgera

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Engarish Signs

Started by wheelinround, 17th June 2008 04:33 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,840

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2008 10:32 PM; by joe greiner

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Sex in the shower

Started by fenderbelly, 15th June 2008 03:20 PM

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Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 03:20 PM; by fenderbelly

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Warning to all beer drinking men

Started by fenderbelly, 5th June 2008 11:38 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2008 11:20 PM; by Tonyz

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"Daddy, what is sex?"

Started by Rodgera, 11th May 2008 11:58 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:50 AM; by DavidG

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Married Life

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd May 2008 11:15 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2008 11:15 PM; by WoodJunky

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Snooty Receptionist

Started by Barry Hicks, 25th April 2008 02:26 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2008 12:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Unfair dismissal?

Started by jerryc, 24th April 2008 02:33 PM

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Replies: 7
Views: 1,888

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2008 01:11 AM; by manoftalent

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No Sex Since 1955

Started by nev25, 31st March 2008 12:20 AM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 02:54 PM; by echnidna

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Greek v. Italian

Started by WoodJunky, 26th February 2008 08:16 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 08:16 PM; by WoodJunky

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Mr Fixit

Started by nev25, 26th February 2008 12:44 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 12:44 AM; by nev25

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The Genie & The Broken Bottle

Started by WoodJunky, 18th February 2008 09:54 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 06:46 PM; by fenderbelly

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Monogamous Mosman

Started by Greg Ward, 9th February 2008 11:30 AM

2.8%, 4.2%, abs, cross, female, greg, kings, live, male, married, marry, matter, monogamous, months, mosman, mosmanites, past, percentage, population, recent, sex, statistics, suburb, sydney, unmarried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2008 12:42 PM; by Big Shed

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10th anniversary

Started by wayfarer, 30th January 2008 07:53 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 07:53 PM; by wayfarer

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Irish Humor

Started by MICKYG, 28th January 2008 11:25 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 08:51 AM; by JackoH

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Sick Day

Started by MICKYG, 3rd January 2008 07:53 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 07:53 PM; by MICKYG

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The weaker sex?

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th December 2007 04:04 PM

blankets, calls, pull, sex, share, weaker

Replies: 1
Views: 918

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2007 05:06 PM; by DavidG

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Will I LIve to be 80.

Started by Barry_White, 17th November 2007 06:32 PM

age, barbecued, bicycling, cars, concerned, doctor, drive, fairly, fast, gamble, golf, hiking, lab, live, looked, lot, meat, playing, red, ribs, s#&t, sailing, sex, spend, steaks, sun, tests, time, unhealthy, wine

Replies: 3
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 07:03 PM; by Calm

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How to sex Flies

Started by QbnDusty, 18th October 2007 07:44 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 07:44 PM; by QbnDusty

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Changing times

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th October 2007 12:30 PM

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Replies: 9
Views: 1,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 09:24 AM; by wheelinround

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Sex over 80

Started by Barry Hicks, 23rd September 2007 08:44 AM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 11:42 AM; by wheelinround

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Grand Final time

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th September 2007 02:02 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2007 05:35 PM; by munruben

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Down on the farm

Started by Barry Hicks, 11th August 2007 07:42 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 2,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 03:55 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Religion, sex and mystery.

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th August 2007 10:47 AM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 12:35 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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We Need To Make A Stand

Started by funkychicken, 31st July 2007 11:32 PM

11 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 11

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Replies: 159
Views: 15,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2007 12:57 AM; by ubeaut

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Started by Phil Spencer, 6th July 2007 07:29 PM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2007 07:27 PM; by Phil Spencer

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alcohol warnings

Started by black1, 25th April 2007 01:26 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2007 01:26 AM; by black1

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Sex On The Job!!

Started by Metal Head, 27th March 2007 09:00 AM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2007 09:35 AM; by JackoH

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A French joke

Started by jmk89, 19th March 2007 04:56 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2007 04:56 PM; by jmk89

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No Speaka Da English

Started by Barry_White, 14th March 2007 10:45 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2007 10:45 PM; by Barry_White

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As requested by johnc

Started by WoodGirl, 7th February 2007 06:07 PM

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Replies: 11
Views: 2,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2007 03:38 PM; by Howdya do that

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Warning.

Started by RETIRED, 9th February 2007 12:26 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2007 02:32 PM; by Howdya do that

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Hubbies R Us

Started by rod1949, 8th February 2007 12:05 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2007 12:05 PM; by rod1949

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View from the balcony

Started by AlexS, 3rd February 2007 10:28 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2007 10:28 PM; by AlexS

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Philosophy

Started by Shedhand, 25th January 2007 10:35 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2007 10:50 PM; by Shedhand

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pregnant pause

Started by John Saxton, 1st December 2006 10:10 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2006 09:34 AM; by RufflyRustic

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Afterlife

Started by Jack Plane, 22nd November 2006 11:11 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2006 11:11 AM; by Jack Plane

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The birds and the bees

Started by Wood Butcher, 3rd November 2006 08:30 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,752

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2006 08:30 AM; by Wood Butcher

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1955

Started by John Saxton, 28th October 2006 08:40 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2006 08:40 PM; by John Saxton

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