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2 Irish Woodies

Started by fenderbelly, 14th December 2007 10:13 PM

barman, berserk, cheers, continued, drinks, drunk, euro, feel, free, irish, killinme, knees, lost, money, mouth, murphy, noticed, plan, pub, replied, sausage, shamus, smile, stick, tenth, threw, trouble, woodies, worry, zipper

Replies: 0
Views: 1,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 10:13 PM; by fenderbelly

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Old ladies

Started by wheelinround, 27th November 2007 03:20 PM

after-dinner, animal, apartment, champagne, coming, completely, crazy, date, died, dinner, dorothy, dress, drinks, edna, enjoyed, expensive, goodness, gracious, ladies, nice, pleasure, punctually, senior, takes, talking, tears, telling, times, wear, widows

Replies: 3
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2007 07:43 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Bar Economics

Started by Krazee, 22nd October 2007 01:47 AM

$12, $18, $20, $59, bar, beer, bill, day, dollar, drink, drinks, economics, eighth, fair, free, ninth, owner, paid, pay, savings, seventh, share, sixth, system, tax, taxes, ten, tenth, understand, wealthy

Replies: 6
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 12:22 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Cigarette with a difference

Started by Barry Hicks, 1st October 2007 07:18 PM

allan, bank, camp, camped, cigarette, commune, creek, difference, drinks, evening, fishing, fizzy, imbibing, john, lights, mate, missed, nameless, nature, overnight, pzzed, remain, replies, sitting, smoke, smoked, trip, wanders, woodie, woodies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 02:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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ABS Releases more useless Stats

Started by silentC, 7th August 2007 05:15 PM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

abs, average, baby, bedrooms, cent, computers/toys/boxes, couple, drinks, family, flat, friends, heads, heard, households, junk, live, night, notice, paying, people, pointy, rates, releases, spare, stats, stay, store, supposed, useless, visit

Replies: 113
Views: 9,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2007 08:02 PM; by Gingermick

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Jewish Funeral

Started by Iain, 4th August 2007 09:31 AM

$500, carats, computed, donated, drinks, exclaimed, fifty, food, funeral, half, jewish, memorial, nice, nodded, quickly, rabbis, rest, rose, sadie, services, shiva, shul, stone, thousand, vey, whisper, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2007 09:31 AM; by Iain

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Adelaide WWW show

Started by himzol, 12th July 2007 10:27 PM

adelaide, attend, day, decided, drinks, greet, ideas, invite, meal, meet, neil, thinking, www

Replies: 1
Views: 1,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2007 12:36 AM; by rat52

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Finishes for a coaster

Started by Eccles, 25th June 2007 09:10 PM

advise, apply, cabots, coaster, coasters, coffee, danish, drinks, finish, finishes, heat, mugs, oak, oil, resistant, stain, stained, stains, tasmanian, thinking, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2007 09:42 PM; by weisyboy

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Pint size

Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2007 12:07 AM

bar, bartender, condolences, confused, dawns, day, drinking, drinks, dublin, eye, fall, fine, intrude, irishman, laughs, light, loss, moment, notice, offer, pint, pints, quit, regular, regulars, round, silent, size, taking, wayhe

Replies: 0
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2007 12:07 AM; by John Saxton

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Advice required urgently!

Started by Christopha, 18th December 2006 03:10 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advice, advise, aforesaid, bad, cube, drinks, feeling, fellow, festering, forumites, hangover, hangovers, ice, recover, required, season, urgently, welfare, wondering, yesty

Replies: 30
Views: 3,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2006 09:35 AM; by Iain

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A drink with God

Started by Eddie Jones, 7th November 2006 10:02 AM

accepts, ale, amazement, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, cry, drink, drinks, englishman, god, guinness, hand, irishman, miracle, newcastle, nods, person, pint, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 04:11 AM; by rapsod

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Bunnings does Good!!

Started by Wood Butcher, 18th September 2006 05:57 PM

$1.50, bags, bbqs, boy, bread, bunnies, bunnings, clean, cooked.eek, couple, drink, drinks, eskys, gas, good, hand-washing, lot, money, onion, onions, organise, sausage, sausages, setup, shift, shopping, tables, thenp, times, week

Replies: 6
Views: 1,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2006 09:22 AM; by RufflyRustic

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My names Bleedin Thumb..and I'm an alcoholic

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 4th September 2006 02:52 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

1.3, 1.who, 2.85, alcoholic, bleedin, bottle, calculations, day, doctor, drink, drinking, drinks, figure, glasses, invited, metho, names, non-standard, party, planet, putting, questions, recons, render, standard, stubbies, thumb, thumband, umbrella, wine

Replies: 60
Views: 6,966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2006 09:59 PM; by longlux

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Finish for drink coasters

Started by dadpad, 19th August 2006 12:00 PM

ability, attached, blackwood, branch, chaps, cloth, coasters, coffee, colour, damp, desirable, discussion, drink, drinks, finish, fooling, hot, left, perplexing, photos, question, red, stand, stringy, sugary, suggestions, supposed, wet, wipe, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 3,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 11:03 AM; by sidon55

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Never judge a book.......

Started by fred.n, 19th July 2006 07:08 PM

abortion, abuse, accused, amateurs, arrested, bad, book, built, candidate, candidates, credit, drinks, employees, finally, fraud, imagine, judge, judging, makes, person, professionals, question, reading, remember, response, spousal, statistics, till, time, wait

Replies: 3
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 08:13 PM; by echnidna

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A blonde,brunette and a redhead

Started by Ian007, 15th July 2006 11:23 AM

beer, blonde, bottle, brunette, cigarettes, cleaning, condom, conversation, daughter, daughters, drinks, found, head, packet, penis, red, redhead, smokes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 11:25 AM; by ss_11000

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Adelaide Meet & Greet (5)

Started by javali, 26th May 2006 01:00 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

12pm, address, adelaide, byo, chair, cheers, confirm, drinks, food, greet, house, intention, invited, june, meet, post, provide, reasonable, standard, sunday, terms, time, weather

Replies: 32
Views: 4,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2006 01:39 AM; by Ticky

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Going to the footy on Monday

Started by scooter, 10th June 2006 10:17 PM

bit, boiling, bride, bung, cheers, chilly, clothes, coats, dogs, drinks, food, footy, forward, guess, horse, hot, monday, pack, pies, ponchos, reckon, scarves, sean, sort, taking, thermos, train, tucker, water, wholl

Replies: 6
Views: 1,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2006 10:41 PM; by ele__13

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the rabbit

Started by goat, 11th May 2006 02:35 PM

bar, barman, beer, calls, cheese, cleaning, crowd, drinks, empty, famous, floating, form, ham, house, leaves, love, masses, night, onion, pint, pub, public, rabbit, remember, returns, time, toastie, toasties, walks, white

Replies: 6
Views: 2,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 09:10 PM; by goat

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who uses hard shellac ...

Started by la Huerta, 12th March 2006 03:47 PM

/cold, afternoon, compared, coped, dining, drinks, durability, everyday, food, guys, hard, hot, lacquer, past, poly, results, shellac, spillages, table, term

Replies: 11
Views: 2,816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2006 07:00 PM; by RufflyRustic

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You gotta like Grandmas

Started by goat, 11th March 2006 11:26 PM

absolutely, assure, birth, control, dear, doctor, doctors, drinks, eyes, glass, gotta, granddaughter, grandmas, grew, grind, helps, juice, knee, mix, morning, night, orange, patted, pills, possibly, reached, sleep, smith, told, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2006 11:26 PM; by goat

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Melbourne meet and greet Doug and Jules.

Started by Sturdee, 12th February 2006 04:16 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

6.30, address, barbie, byo, coming, day, doug, drinks, february, finish, firing, greet, holmesglen, jules, lifts, meats, meet, melbourne, onwards, organize, past, peter, pickup, propose, reliant, saturday, tour, transport, workshops, you’re

Replies: 82
Views: 9,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 11:43 PM; by Waldo

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Adelaide Meet & Greet 4 18/2/2006

Started by Ian007, 29th January 2006 06:33 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

18/2/2006, adelaide, bit, bring, cheers, date, decided, drinks, ect, empty, experiance, food, fro, fun, greet, harry72, ian, ideas, knowledge, learn, lots, meet, novice, pms, provide, saturday, share, time, versa, vice

Replies: 51
Views: 6,968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2006 10:28 PM; by ndru

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Not my lucky day

Started by Kev Y., 23rd February 2006 10:07 PM

bar, bartender, couple, day, days, drink, drinks, explained, fight, guy, lucky, matter, night, talking, wife, worried, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2006 10:07 PM; by Kev Y.

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Grandma's Birth Control Pills

Started by bennylaird, 31st January 2006 03:06 PM

absolutely, birth, control, dear, doctor, doctors, drinks, eyes, glass, granddaughter, grandma, grew, grind, helps, juice, knee, list, medicines, mix, morning, night, orange, patted, pills, possibly, prescribed, reached, sleep, smith, wide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2006 03:06 PM; by bennylaird

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Adelaide Meet and Greet (3)

Started by Tikki, 25th December 2005 11:25 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

adelaide, airconditioned, attend, byo, chair, cheers, chef, confirm, creation, demo, details, drinks, greet, intention, location, m&g, meet, noon, overdue, post, purchased, recently, standby, thankyou, tikki, time, tool, undercover, week, wishing

Replies: 36
Views: 5,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 05:42 AM; by TEEJAY

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The dentist

Started by joseph84, 21st September 2005 10:34 PM

bar, boosted, decide, dentist, drinks, easy, ego, feel, figure, gal, girl, girls, guy, hands, led, love, meet, replied, shirt, surprised, takes, trousers, washes, washing, watching

Replies: 1
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2005 09:08 PM; by doug the slug

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Ashes lunch menu

Started by AlexS, 16th September 2005 07:15 PM

ashes, australian, bitter, cheese, closed, cricket, dessert, drinks, duck, english, fine, gold, grapes, green, hard, helping, humble, lunch, main, menu, pie, post, prime, selction, selection, sour, stuffing, thread, vegetables, whines

Replies: 1
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2005 09:33 AM; by JackoH

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Steve Irwin

Started by AlexS, 16th August 2005 11:23 PM

bar, beer, blonde, bottle, cheered, croc, crowd, delivered, drinks, fell, free, genitalia, genitals, hand, hard, head, hit, hush, irwin, minute, mouth, offer, pay, promised, removed, spoke, steve, stood, timidly, unscathed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 11:23 PM; by AlexS

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how many drinks?

Started by Ian007, 15th August 2005 12:13 AM

1754, 1755, add, age, arithmetic, beer, birthday, bit, born, calculator, cold, days, digit, drink, drinks, four-digit, fun, i.e, multiply, note, original, pick, subtract, supposed, three-digit, time, times, wait, waste, week

Replies: 7
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 03:54 AM; by Wongo

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kauri pine dining table finish

Started by suus, 23rd June 2005 10:42 PM

antique, bought, children, cups, dining, drinks, durable, finish, heat, indentations, kauri, marks, pencil, pine, recently, restore, rings, spill, suggestions, table, tea, texta, worry

Replies: 2
Views: 6,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 10:14 PM; by JB

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The Redhead

Started by Geoff Dean, 20th June 2005 02:35 PM

amazed, breakfast, catch, cooks, deepest, dinner, dreams, drinks, eye, guy, happened, incredible, laugh, listens, meal, meet, morning, nice, nightcap, paying, perfect, redhead, replies, shares, stay, talk, time, trimmings, woman, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2005 11:28 PM; by AlexS

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Flaming Sambuca Shots

Started by simon c, 18th April 2005 03:15 PM

2mb, download, drinks, flaming, light, note, perils, sambuca, setting, shots

Replies: 4
Views: 2,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2005 02:26 PM; by Groggy

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Expressions of Interest Sought

Started by BobR, 13th February 2005 07:17 PM

400pm, 4th, april, bar-b-q, bob, byo, cold, daylight, drill, drinks, expressions, get-together, goer, host, jow104, kids, lies, meat, offering, opportunity, respond, saturday, saving, sets, sought, suggesting, sydney, weather, whilst, wood

Replies: 10
Views: 2,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2005 07:25 PM; by BobR

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Alligator

Started by AlexS, 22nd January 2005 07:07 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2005 07:07 PM; by AlexS

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BB BBQ 29 Jan

Started by Iain, 7th January 2005 07:42 AM

accomodate, arrange, bbq, bit, bring, byo, caravan, chair, coming, couple, details, distance, drinks, fired, fun, idea, island, jan, january, kids, lang, meat, midday, plenty, pony, reasonable, rides, saturday, tent, vic

Replies: 0
Views: 1,819

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2005 07:42 AM; by Iain

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Einstiens Quiz

Started by Barry_White, 12th October 2004 09:46 AM

Replies: 10
Views: 3,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 10:16 PM; by Tankstand

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He Who Drinks Australian....

Started by gemi_babe, 11th September 2004 12:59 AM

$200, 6th, amazing, astonished, attention, australia, australian, cameo, cash, corner, drinks, father, fosters, glen, guy, iris, jill, live, melbourne, night, parents, pay, replies, sex, shake, sits, street, suburb, unbelievable

Replies: 0
Views: 1,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 12:59 AM; by gemi_babe

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The oirish agin!

Started by Christopha, 9th September 2004 07:09 PM

3rd, agin, ahhh, bar, buy, drink, drinks, dublin, englishman, exceptional, food, foot, hame, happen, home, house, irishman, laid, moment, nuttin, odriscolls, oirish, personally, prefer, pubs, scotsman, set, sister, upstairs, yken

Replies: 3
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2004 12:24 AM; by Christopha

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Sven...................

Started by Iain, 28th August 2004 01:04 PM

answer, bar, brudder, burst, buy, child, chortled, cronies, dakota, drink, drinks, fair, falls, fargo, father, game, indian, mudder, north, norwegian, paid, question, search, sioux, sister, spotted, sven, vas, vasnt, vun

Replies: 0
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2004 01:04 PM; by Iain

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Canberra

Started by Shane Watson, 24th July 2004 06:18 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2004 12:27 AM; by DavidG

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An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman

Started by bob w, 17th July 2004 10:25 PM

accepts, ale, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, drinks, englishman, englishmans, finishing, god, guiness, hand, irishman, jesus, mate, miracle, newcastle, pint, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking, whispers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2004 10:25 PM; by bob w

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shellac finish on coffee table

Started by snappperhead, 15th February 2004 06:00 PM

alchol, appreciated, blackwood, coffee, disolve, drinks, durable, finish, happening, likelyhood, normal, reduce, shellac, table, wax, white, wondering

Replies: 1
Views: 2,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2004 06:55 PM; by Gumby

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Poll: Haysus made me do it .... another display

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 1st August 2003 10:18 PM

attention, belt, blue, bothered, bunch, calming, changed, colour, cyclone, description, display, drinks, eastie, form, girlie, haysus, irrelevant, pale, poll, pollutate, post, psychologically, putting, raining, refernce, site, son, stinky, time, triton

Replies: 11
Views: 3,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2003 11:33 PM; by Neil

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The Englishman, the Frenchman and the Aussie

Started by Driver, 9th June 2003 08:25 PM

aussie, bed”, couple, drinks, ecstasy, english, englishman, european, evidence, feel, french, frenchman, friends”, incidentally, it’s, i’ve, longish, love, lovers, nose, note, pointedly, simply, takes, talk, time, unlike, woman, zer, “however

Replies: 0
Views: 2,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2003 08:25 PM; by Driver

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Meekatharra

Started by Eastie, 7th November 2002 03:01 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2002 07:58 AM; by oges

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Holy bar

Started by Gino, 31st October 2002 10:34 PM

accepts, ale, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, drinks, englishman, god, guinness, hand, holy, irishman, jesus, miracle, newcastle, nods, pint, pleasure, pot, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2002 10:34 PM; by Gino

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Sanding sealer

Started by cliff cook, 18th May 2002 02:01 AM

absolutly, banksia, board, bulletin, coats, cooky, de-waxed, drinks, finish, flash, fuzz, guys, g`day, i`m, noticed, nut, on.the, onn, polyu, reading, real, reason, recently, sanding, sealer, shellac, slices, standard, this.the, varnish

Replies: 2
Views: 2,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2002 09:22 PM; by soundman

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Ballerina

Started by Richard Casey, 20th April 2002 09:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2002 09:54 PM; by Richard Casey

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Oops

Started by peter, 25th February 2002 01:26 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 2,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2002 04:39 PM; by peter

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Poll: Haysus made me do it .... another display