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Kingston, Ontario, Canada is Home

Started by Marty Schlosser, 26th January 2014 10:25 PM

ball, call, canada, crafting, curves, design, drop, earth, elegant, exciting, fellow, functional, gentle, home, incorporate, joy, kingston, liberty, life, marty, ontario, partner, peek, pieces, schlosser, shes, strive, surprises, wife, woodworkers

Replies: 7
Views: 1,576

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2014 07:57 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Man of Means

Started by John Saxton, 14th January 2014 04:00 PM

accumulated, bernie, blown, bugger, buildings, charlotte, daughter, deathbed, edinburgh, hard, husband, man, mctavish, means, morningside, nurse, offices, paper, property, replies, residential, round, sarah, slips, sons, square, tam, town, wife, wullie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2014 04:00 PM; by John Saxton

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Messy divorce

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st January 2014 08:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, borrowed, boyfriend, buy, buyer, curtain, decided, desperation, divorce, endings, furniture, happy, heavily, home, house, husband, mention, messy, paid, price, purchased, rang, reduced, shrimps, smell, stories, week, wife, woman, worth

Replies: 18
Views: 3,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2014 10:30 AM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Spaghetti

Started by John Saxton, 10th January 2014 08:07 PM

arrange, begin, card, child, confused, day, explain, extra, fainted, home, honey, husband, italy, meatballs, months, obeyed, payments, post, read, received, sauce, send, spaghetti, strange, support, watched, white, wife, write, written

Replies: 0
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2014 08:07 PM; by John Saxton

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Paddy caught them

Started by Carry Pine, 3rd January 2014 07:57 AM

arrived, caught, compromising, cupboard, friend, head, home, laugh, laughed, mick, paddy, pistol, playing, position, pulled, suspected, unexpectedly, upset, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2014 11:46 AM; by Tonyz

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The Saw. Last for 2013.

Started by issatree, 31st December 2013 05:33 PM

2013, beautiful, bed, bought, burn, caught, chap, cut, darling, dragged, grabbed, hair, hold, love, market, nice, passing, proceeded, real, rusty, screaming, shed, silly, sun, tight, vice, wife, woman, wood, wound

Replies: 0
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2013 05:33 PM; by issatree

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House Cleaning

Started by Rodgera, 28th December 2013 01:12 PM

adolescent, cleaning, daughter, easy, excitedly, helped, home, house, housekeeping, informed, innocently, job, knowing, mom, neighbors, parents, replied, seldom, sort, watching, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2013 07:53 PM; by fenderbelly

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Better Rolling Sliding Door.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 12th December 2013 08:50 PM

ago, call, company, diameter, door, fix, glazed, glides, grand-children, hassle, larger, lighter, months, path, perfectly, quality, read, renovateforum.com, replacing, reply, rollers, screen, seek, sliding, thinking, thread, trick, wheels, wife, wisdom

Replies: 0
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2013 08:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Mowing the lawn

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th December 2013 03:56 PM

allan, board, instant, lawn, mowed, mowing, past, replied, rolls, send, tattslotto, truck, turf, week, wife, win, window

Replies: 0
Views: 969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2013 03:56 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Relatives

Started by groverwa, 11th December 2013 12:30 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,032

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2013 12:30 AM; by groverwa

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Shopping with the wife

Started by MBM888, 6th December 2013 07:58 PM

cart, crown, husband, lager, local, picks, shopping, supermarket, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2013 09:03 PM; by rwbuild

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Classified Ad

Started by Rodgera, 3rd December 2013 12:24 PM

1000, 2012, 500, 555-1212, adult, apparently, bike, call, classified, consent, cruiser/commuter, dealer, ground, gsxr, kms, local, loving, newspaper, perfect, proper, purchased, ridden, selling, service, steve, suzuki, wheels, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2013 07:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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A Man & His Wife.

Started by issatree, 28th November 2013 01:22 AM

coffee, dash, dvd, golf, hours, iphone, jug, laptop, man, nice, outage, person, play, power, raining, sat, talked, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2013 08:30 PM; by Scott

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Newbie

Started by millymydog, 22nd November 2013 11:31 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2013 08:14 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

A Yorkshire Love Story

Started by Stewie D, 23rd November 2013 11:57 AM

aged, bed, bugger, edit, effort, favourite, final, funeral, happy, heaven, jokes, kitchen, knees, landing, left, love, mustering, round, scones, similar, sixty, spoon, stewie, story, suddenly, table, threw, wife, world, yorkshire

Replies: 0
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2013 11:57 AM; by Stewie D

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My Stolen Car :( [NSW Blue Mountains]

Started by ank, 16th November 2013 10:25 AM

2010, almost-as-new, andres, blue, bosch, car, change, desperate, feel, forum, free, gladly, golf, gts10j, guys, home, mountains, nsw, police, post, proper, random, remove, report, reward, sleeping, stolen, table, tsi, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2013 10:25 AM; by ank

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

My Wife Needs One Of These

Started by Scott, 18th October 2013 08:08 PM

retrofitted, station, subaru, swmbos, wagon, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2013 11:08 AM; by rsser

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hello from Darwin

Started by winniliss, 5th November 2013 11:24 AM

4x4, australia, bit, brought, camper, camping, carpentry, courtesy, current, darwin, farm, halfway, kids, live, mechanical, myswag.org, painting, parents, pradopont.com, project, ready, restoration, sheep, spray, trailer, trip, username, victoria, wife, winston

Replies: 5
Views: 1,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2013 08:56 PM; by old1955

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The wife

Started by fenderbelly, 9th November 2013 10:28 AM

chucking, depressed, downloaded, feel, night, railway, timetable, train, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,018

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2013 10:28 PM; by doug3030

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ice cream

Started by gms002a, 28th October 2013 03:49 PM

bacon, bowl, chair, couple, cream, eggs, forget, goodness, hands, ice, irritated, kitchen, minutes, moment, night, nineties, physically, plate, remember, returns, sake, stares, strawberries, tells, toast, toddles, watching, whipped, wife, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2013 03:49 PM; by gms002a

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The Alphabet Wife

Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2013 09:57 AM

adorable, alphabet, beautiful, delightful, describe, doctor, elegant, eye, fairly, foxy, gorgeous, happily, heck, hot, husband, kidding, looked, lovely, married, optimistic, replied, round, saving, smiled, swelling, testicles, thirty, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2013 09:57 AM; by fenderbelly

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The blonde mortician.

Started by planemaker, 25th October 2013 10:19 AM

astonishment, black, blank, blonde, blue, charge, check, compensate, cost, difference, dohdohdoh, dressed, excellent, exquisite, grateful, grave, heads, honestly, husband, job, looked, maam, mortician, nice, size, spend, suit, switched, wearing, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2013 07:09 PM; by planemaker

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The best lawyer ...

Started by groverwa, 24th October 2013 05:54 PM

apology, army, array, beaten, blind, children, confined, cut, disabilities, disabled, dreadful, humiliated, idea, lawyer, learning, makes, private, requiring, research, salvation, sisters, stammer, stricken, support, thirdly, unable, veteran, volunteer, wheelchair, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2013 05:54 PM; by groverwa

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Darkening a linseed oil finish

Started by Nudenut, 8th September 2013 12:38 PM

achieve, applied, apply, appreciated, box, cheers, coats, complicated, darkening, darker, drawers, feet, finding, finish, guys, hoop, jarrah, jewellery, linseed, novice, oil, orange, pine, raw, richard, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2013 03:48 PM; by Plane as Day

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FINISHING

Worried woodturner

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th October 2013 04:32 PM

allan, car, cheer, dejected, drink, fortune, happy, home, jetski, lathe, left, lonely, purchased, sad, shopping, spent, tipping, wife, wild, women, woodturner, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2013 06:10 PM; by wheelinround

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Acronym dictionary

Started by Potzii, 10th October 2013 08:11 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acronym, dictionary, mark, meant, online, potzii, time, whs, wife

Replies: 16
Views: 1,915

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2013 11:06 PM; by Avery

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

is it snowing

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd October 2013 10:36 PM

about?”, anything”, dear.”, definitely”, friend, hesitation, moves, prove, rain, raining, raining?”, red, replies, rudolph, sighs, sky, smiles, smug, snaps, snowing, walking, wife, woman, worse, “hey, “its, “that, “what

Replies: 6
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2013 11:07 AM; by CAG

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Fridge

Started by robbo266317, 7th October 2013 11:22 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2013 07:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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G'Day from Brissy

Started by DamianD, 23rd September 2013 11:00 PM

10yrs, 3month, bit, bout, boy, brissy, career, chatting, cheers, chippy, damian, formwork, forward, furniture, gday, green, haha, lads, post, timber, time, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2013 07:29 PM; by old1955

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Hi from Newcastle...

Started by firebug454, 24th September 2013 01:11 PM

bbq, bench, bill, browsing, build, cabinet, checking, deck, discussing, drop, due, finish, forums, forward, frustrates, gas, hardwood, ideas, merbau, newcastle, people, pictures, project, rolleyes, takes, thread, timber, trait, triple, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,782

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2013 07:14 PM; by old1955

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

unhappy marriage

Started by fenderbelly, 25th September 2013 10:38 PM

arrested, artie, breath, choice, coles, department, drew, floor, friend, hands, husband, insurance, leave, living, manager, marriage, murder, police, poor, proceeded, produce, security, store, strangle, stumbled, surprised, unexpectedly, unhappy, wife, witnesses

Replies: 1
Views: 1,846

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2013 10:44 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Phome Scam

Started by Chris Parks, 5th September 2013 06:57 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2013 02:11 PM; by smidsy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

More to get you all groaning....

Started by MBM888, 11th September 2013 01:17 PM

bike, breakfast, drown, forgive, french, groaning, guess, kid, lord, night, pray, realized, renaissance, restaurant, serves, stole, sweatshirt, swimming, thyroid, time, toast, troubles, wearing, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2013 01:17 PM; by MBM888

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Some opinions needed

Started by artme, 23rd August 2013 03:01 PM

adamant, answers, begs, bit, borrower, clauses, cognitive, debt, demands, dissonance, finished, headed.bricks, hearted, house, lender, lenders, lies, matter, needed, opinions, pay, paying, payment, proof, property, soft, statement, story, surprise, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,532

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2013 07:45 AM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

News of PTC

Started by wheelinround, 2nd August 2013 12:23 PM

cancer, care, cleared, email, forums, handle, hard, house, late, loss, mobility, moved, news, peter, powered, ptc, ptcs, ray, read, scooter, sue, suffered, time, times, visited, wheelchair, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2013 10:10 PM; by rsser

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Wardrobe install help needed

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 9th July 2013 12:20 AM

attached, bed, close, cut, cutting, doh, fine, fit, gap, infill, lock, means, moulds, panel, picture, rail, read, reckons, removing, renovateforum.com, replacing, reply, skirt, skirting, skirts, thread, thumbnails, wall, wardrobe, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2013 12:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

The wife moved it ... again

Started by DaveTTC, 17th June 2013 08:31 PM

accident, bedside, bench, called, car, dinner, easy, fighter, fire, hall, handed, hung, ignition, inside, jumped, key, keys, leave, moved, night, phone, plate, rack, rang, rushed, table, tea, volunteer, wardrobe, wife

Replies: 12
Views: 2,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2013 11:46 PM; by DaveTTC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Greetings from Crescent Head NSW

Started by seanlark, 14th June 2013 10:03 PM

africa, bits, collect, covers, crescent, dad, driving, farm, fortunate, forum, forward, gear, head, learning, mad, night, nsw, pieces, plug, reading, rules, shire, slowly, talk, timber, tools, wife, woodworking, workshop, wrongdoing

Replies: 7
Views: 1,684

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2013 06:35 PM; by seanlark

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Golf with a twist

Started by Barterbuilt, 13th June 2013 10:05 AM

###, blokes, couple, day, decides, fairway, fella, golf, half, holes, incredibly, ladies, mate, mistress, play, playing, slow, stroll, twist, wife, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2013 10:05 AM; by Barterbuilt

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If only women could trust their husbands ….

Started by MBM888, 2nd June 2013 08:03 PM

bedroom, blanket, bodies, covered, darling, drink, enters, groaning, home, hope, husband, husbands, kitchen, late, leaving, night, ok”, paper, parents, quietly, reaches, reading, stay, that’s, time, trust, visit, wife, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2013 08:03 PM; by MBM888

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The Wife

Started by BEKKY, 2nd June 2013 05:29 PM

answers, bill, closer, crumpled, dollar, dollars, ear, fifty, garage…, intrigued, keith, leans, low, no.”, sexy, stepping, thirty, thousand, totally, twenty, up?”, voice, whispers, wife, “have, “no-o-o-o.”, “now”, “then, “uh, “well”

Replies: 1
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2013 06:18 PM; by A Duke

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Would you marry again

Started by rwbuild, 19th May 2013 07:16 PM

audible, bed, car, clubs, died, drive, golfing, groan, house, hurt, husband, jewelry, left-handed, makes, married, marry, pictures, proper, question, quietly, remarry, replace, sh#@t, shed, shes, silence, sitting, sleep, times, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,589

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2013 05:28 PM; by damian

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Sharing a meal at restaurants….

Started by MBM888, 26th May 2013 07:04 PM

answered, begged, bite, buy, carefully, couple, drink, eat, eaten, food, french, fries, half, hamburger, husband, lady, meal, neatly, occasionally, people, restaurants…, sat, sharing, single, sip, sipping, taking, teeth, watching, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2013 11:14 AM; by Rickey Herb

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Finish for a Beech Wood Artists Easel

Started by OnTheWrongPlane, 4th May 2013 06:51 PM

adjustable, advise, artists, beech, bought, easel, effort, finely, finish, glide, harder, leave, life, move, oil, product, protection, recommend, sand, sections, slide, sliding, smooth, suitable, takes, thankyou, type, wife, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2013 02:43 PM; by OnTheWrongPlane

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FINISHING

Recipe for the perfect marriage

Started by MBM888, 23rd April 2013 05:40 PM

bought, chair, days, divorce, doghouse, driver, dust, electric, fault, fell, fight, garbage, interrupt, jump, late, looked, marriage, married, months, mud, pack, perfect, ran, recipe, remember, sit, spoken, truck, wife, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2013 11:05 PM; by chambezio

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timber windows

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 24th March 2013 10:30 PM

chasing, cheaper, day, doh, doors, floors, half, house, love, meranti, oiled, owner, painted, painting, planning, read, reason, remember, renovateforum.com, reply, sell, suggested, suited, thinking, thread, timber, wife, windows, wrc

Replies: 0
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2013 10:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

G'day from Sunshine Coast

Started by Nitnat, 21st February 2013 06:43 PM

basic, cheers, chunkier, coast, country, crack, csg, earthmoving, gday, hand, hardwoods, house, industry, larger, list, native, plan, plenty, power, projects, purchase, range, required, style, suit, sunshine, tables, timber, tools, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2013 09:41 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The wife left a note on the fridge:

Started by MBM888, 22nd February 2013 12:52 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2013 09:31 AM; by gms002a

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just had a phone call

Started by Kev Y., 7th February 2013 03:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

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Replies: 20
Views: 3,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2013 10:45 AM; by jimbur

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

removing finish from carved timber chairs

Started by vincentvega, 18th January 2013 02:49 PM

aquired, blasting, carved, carving, chairs, converned, dark, detail, finer, finish, finished, forever, identify, media, natural, picture, red, remove, removing, restore, sand, sort, stain, strip, timber, type, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2013 01:00 PM; by Lawry01

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RESTORATION

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