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Prince Charles and the corgie

Started by Grumpy John, 17th August 2010 09:01 AM

beautiful, bit, body, bring, called, camilla, carefully, charles, corgie, diana, dog, favourite, genie, head, life, looked, married, minute, photo, photographs, photos, pocket, prince, pulled, ran, reached, remains, shook, studied, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2010 09:01 AM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

Religious experience

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th August 2010 06:05 PM

allan, arrive, arrived, away.d, blokes, car, couple, door, doorbell, driveway, experience, god, heard, hid, home, husband, mormon, naked, neighbour, petrol, phone, pressing, ran, regigious, religious, running, stopped, talking, unexpectedly, yelling

Replies: 3
Views: 1,423

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2010 06:56 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Pregnant Pause

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2010 12:19 PM

burst, children, clipboard, continued, demanded, doctor, doctors, examination, grandchildren, grown, hall, hallway, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, minutes, office, pause, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, stopped, story, terry, told, woman, writing

Replies: 3
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2010 07:14 PM; by mjmjm

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Hoon With Attitude........

Started by Metal Head, 25th January 2010 04:44 PM

ago, alcohol, allowed, arrived, attitude, car, caused, coming, corner, drive, drugs, friends, happened, home, hoon, incident, kid, kilometre, local, minutes, neighbours, police, post, ran, scene, shortly, station, surely, waiting, whilst

Replies: 10
Views: 1,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2010 02:26 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'Day from the top-side of the globe

Started by walt c, 20th December 2009 12:57 AM

easy, electrons, forward, frozen, gday, globe, guy, looked, minnesota, person, ran, reading, send, sie, top-side, topside, visiting

Replies: 12
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2009 01:55 PM; by orificiam

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Confessional

Started by fenderbelly, 11th December 2009 03:06 PM

$50, affair, box, confessional, hail, irishman, leave, left, married, marys, moment, money, paused, penance, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:03 AM; by artme

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JOKES

'Round the Rugged Rock the Rude Rascal Ran

Started by joe greiner, 1st December 2009 10:56 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ago, australian, bullwinkle, cartoon, cheers, examples, favorite, finding, fond, google, guess, joe, language, letter, literature, occasionally, phrases, playing, popular, ran, rascal, reciting, remember, rock, round, rude, rugged, semi-nonsense, sport, suppose

Replies: 38
Views: 5,003

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2009 09:47 AM; by Poppa

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Wooooo!

Started by Woodwould, 7th October 2009 10:10 AM

amazement, answer, answering, bigger, cave, clothes, day, fine, found, heard, hollered, hoo, huge, indian, indians, irishman, local, looked, newspaper, ran, read, red, size, thinking, tore, waiting, women, woods, wooooo, wooooooooo

Replies: 2
Views: 923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2009 11:41 AM; by Woodwould

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JOKES

Not much of a man

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th September 2009 03:23 PM

allan, barman, beer, cold, davidsons, driver, driving, food, front, harley, hinchinbrook, left, man, meal, nearby, nice, pulled, ran, remarked, replied, roadhouse, sitting, sooner, stack, steak, truck, truckie, vegetables, wheelinaround, whimper

Replies: 1
Views: 1,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2009 08:58 AM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

Oil Paint - What's the problem?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 16th September 2009 04:10 AM

assume, attached, based, coat, cold, days, delayed, drying, happened, hours, inexperienced, issue, night, oil, painting, paints, process, ran, re-painting, re-sanding, read, renovateforum.com, started, stuff, thread, thumbnails, time, wait, waited, workshop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2009 04:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Modern Nursey Rhymes - Warning, a bit rude

Started by simon c, 30th March 2005 02:46 PM

ass, bit, boys, dumpty, egg, f---, forgot, frankie, humpty, jill, kings, kissed, lamb, mary, modern, nursey, panky, pieman, pylon, ran, rhymes, rude, sat, silly, simon, simple, skirt, volts, warning

Replies: 12
Views: 3,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2009 09:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Ran out of petrol

Started by munruben, 11th July 2009 09:31 AM

barry, barrys, bee, bees, burst, car, cranked, filled, filling, flew, home, huge, kilometers, kitten, life, petrol, purring, ran, seldom, set, starter, station, swarm, tank, tick, town, track, traveled, walking, wow

Replies: 4
Views: 1,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2009 10:20 PM; by kekemo

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JOKES

Two chimps and a Blonde

Started by wheelinround, 8th July 2009 05:15 PM

$100, belts, blonde, blonde.what, blondes, brakes, car, carefully, chimpanzees, chimps, coast, demanded, driver, driving, gold, heart, heck, holding, hours, over---so, pulled, ran, road, seat, seaworld, strapped, suddenly, truck, ushered, zoo

Replies: 14
Views: 1,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2009 12:58 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Vulcan Oil Heater

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 20th June 2009 04:20 PM

appreciated, bit, bought, burning, correct, diesel, dripping, fellas, finger, flooring, heater, holding, howdy, identify, jumped, larry, oil, ran, read, renovateforum.com, section, smelt, solution, tank, tested, thread, tipped, vulcan

Replies: 0
Views: 3,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2009 04:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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HEATING & COOLING

ledge/plate rail for hallway - doorways?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 14th June 2009 06:00 PM

arc, arcs, boards, built, ceilings, deco, dictates, door, doors, doorways, era, hallway, house, houses, level, owners, picture, plaster, previous, rail, rails, ran, renovateforum.com, ripped, run, seam, shelf, spite, top, tops

Replies: 0
Views: 1,889

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2009 06:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Double trouble

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th March 2009 10:00 AM

allan, annoyed, ate, axe, clout, double, eating, lot, pig, planted, ran, returned, rows, season, snout, split, strawberries, stray, time, trouble

Replies: 2
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2009 09:01 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Poll: Car Accident - NSW Road Rules

Started by ss_11000, 13th February 2009 11:36 PM

accident, argument, break, breaks, car, crashed, dangerously, driving, emergency, fault, front, gals, guys, happened, hey, imo, implies, incident, legitimite, note, nsw, opinon, person, ran, reason, road, rules, runs, safely, time

Replies: 14
Views: 4,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2009 05:32 PM; by Rattrap

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dog walking.

Started by bullfright, 13th February 2009 02:02 PM

backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, dogs, father, garage, gas, gasoline, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, pushing, ran, replies, returned, round, scrubbed, surprised, time, walk, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 02:02 PM; by bullfright

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JOKES

General floor sanding questions.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 4th February 2009 09:40 PM

battens, bounced, brushbox, client, concrete, cut, door, eventhough, finish, floor, floors, grits, happy, initially, installs, job, laid, lambswool, questions, ran, ripples, roll, roller, sander, sanding, solo, spot, stain, thread, whilst

Replies: 0
Views: 2,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2009 09:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

The bare truth

Started by AlexS, 26th January 2009 10:23 PM

bare, bear, bears, berry, czech, czechoslovakian, family, female, friend, grabbed, high-powered, lawyer, local, looked, male, mercedes, morning, nearest, plagued, raced, ran, replied, rifle, sheriff, summer, time, told, town, truth, visions

Replies: 3
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2009 11:48 AM; by MICKYG

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JOKES

Honda copy motors

Started by Rossluck, 12th February 2006 02:01 PM

5.5, attraction, buy, chinese-honda, chonda, chondas, copy, death, died, economy, engines, experience, experienced, false, feel, genuine, honda, honda-copy, hondas, late, motors, price, quarter-of-the-honda, ran, stroke, substantially, sudden, thirties, time

Replies: 11
Views: 9,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2009 08:20 AM; by davey1000

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hard to get into heaven these days

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd December 2008 09:55 AM

apartment, balcony, beating, bushes, day, days, edge, fell, finally, floor, grabbed, hammer, hard, heaven, hiding, horrible, instantly, kicking, line, lucky, morning, peter, pretty, railing, ran, refrigerator, stand, started, story, stunned

Replies: 0
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2008 09:55 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Short on petrol try this

Started by Calm, 30th November 2008 06:58 PM

answered, bee, bees, car, driving, entire, exclaimed, flew, gas, gonna, ignition, key, love, minutes, moment, petrol, ran, replied, road, short, started, swarm, tank, told, wait, watched, window, wow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2008 08:17 PM; by Papa

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JOKES

Existing Dampcourse advice please

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 21st November 2008 08:50 AM

advice, bedroom, bit, ceiling, closest, dampcourse, dampness, dirt, dry, eventually, existing, experiencing, gas, ground, gutters, leaking, moment, moved, nailheads, noticed, path, pipe, pipes, pipework, ran, regulations, sag, sitting, starting, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,018

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2008 08:50 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Can rangehood be on same circut as oven?

Started by ubeaut, 20th November 2008 06:10 PM

answer, assuming, booked, circuit, circut, extra, guy, guys, handle, hood, load, local, oven, power, prior, ran, range, rangehood, read, regs, renovated, renovateforum.com, sized, stove, terms, thread, til, top, wiring, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,795

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2008 06:10 PM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Skirts level with plaster

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

arcs, bother, bought, change, cut, easy, edges, explained, fix, guys, heard, house, laden, lathen, level, normal, note, nshould, plaster, plasterboard, plastering, post, ran, replastered, section, skirts, skirts/arcs, timber

Replies: 0
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Concrete slab footing & post question

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM

10cm, 1870s, background, cottage, double, first-, footing, front, house, info, laying, level, metre, pavers, paving, post, question, rain, raised, ran, sand, sandstone, sheet, slab, smooth, square, straight, sub-floor, terracotta, vents

Replies: 0
Views: 2,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM; by ubeaut

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CONCRETING

Existing Dampcourse advice please

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM

advice, ago, bedroom, bridging, causing, ceiling, dampcourse, dampness, directly, existing, experiencing, identified, installed, issues, moment, mould, noticed, personally, pipe, pipework, ran, repainted, twenty, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,550

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

is this correct or hazardous wire connection?

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

afternon, box, check, checking, clipsal, connection, correct, degrees, dodgey, electrical, electrician, external, fine, friday, half, hazardous, hours, install, job, junction, line, middle, power, ran, roof, run, switch, system, wall, wire

Replies: 0
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Re-fridge mechanic/engineer or sparkie to wire up installed air conditioner in Willia

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

2.5mm, air, cable, compressor, conditioner, control, core, earth, fitter, head, installed, jobs, mechanic/engineer, melbourne, people, question, ran, re-fridge, single, sourcing, sparkie, standard, suburbs, trouble, typically, units, western, williamtown, wire, wiring

Replies: 0
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
HEATING & COOLING

Just passing by

Started by hammonr65, 22nd October 2008 02:50 AM

babies, baby, cradle, enjoy, everyones, forum, gday, grown, hand, hobbiest, learning, mates, nice, passing, ran, ray, site, techniques, tips, tools, wood

Replies: 12
Views: 2,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2008 12:52 PM; by Ed Reiss

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

An Aussie Poem

Started by fenderbelly, 25th October 2008 09:49 AM

aussie, bank, bloody, caught, check, cocky, dam, ewe, fleece, hang, hed, hide, hot, jocks, local, poem, puffed, ran, rep, round, rule, run, safe, shed, spot, stock, stopped, stuffed, water, wet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2008 09:49 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

new BMW

Started by weisyboy, 12th June 2008 08:23 PM

13th, 150, afraid, baught, bloke, blue, bmw, cop, day, decided, driving, excuse, fast, feel, flashing, friday, guy, hair, heard, hit, lights, paperwork, ran, red, shee, shift, situation, spin, week, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 11:23 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Department of Conservation

Started by goat, 12th May 2008 08:29 PM

bull, card, chores, close, conservation, department, farm, farmer, fence, gaining, heard, huge-horned, immediately, loud, nodded, politely, prize, ran, rep, representative, running, screams, shouted, step, stopped, terrified, threw, tools, understand, water

Replies: 4
Views: 1,758

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 06:09 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Mating Call

Started by Dangermouse, 13th May 2008 03:33 PM

amazement, answer, answering, bigger, call, cave, clothes, day, found, headline, heard, hollered, hoo, huge, indian, indians, irishman, looked, mating, raced, ran, red, size, spied, thinking, tore, woods, wooooo, wooooooooo

Replies: 2
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 05:33 PM; by Batpig

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JOKES

Min & Max post rebate sizes

Started by DerekVB, 8th May 2008 01:44 PM

115, 17%, 44mm, advice, alan, bearers, book, capacity, cypress, deck, leaving, left, loading, max, maximum, mentions, min, minimum, polycarbonate, post, posts, ran, rebate, rebates, size, sizes, staines, t/p, time, verandah

Replies: 1
Views: 2,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2008 02:38 PM; by SilentButDeadly

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Joining non standard PVC stormwater pipe?

Started by rscho, 29th April 2008 08:06 PM

100mm, advance, ago, bitumen, cast-iron, diameter, fit, found, hydroseal, joining, matches, mating, pipe, pvc, questions, ran, seal, sealer, sewer, sizes, slight, snug, standard, stormwater, suggestions, taper, tight, tree-root, type, water-tight

Replies: 5
Views: 5,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2008 07:57 PM; by wonderplumb

Forum:
PLUMBING

Kids

Started by wheelinround, 6th April 2008 08:58 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 08:58 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

1st time paver

Started by bballjones, 3rd April 2008 10:30 PM

1st, 400, advance, apply, cleaned, cleaner, dug, ecs, effectively, fill, filled, gaps, hand, intending, job, overboard, paranoid, pavelok, paver, pavers, paving, properly, quarry, ran, soil, stuffed, tediously, time, vaccuum, wondering

Replies: 1
Views: 1,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 11:05 PM; by Planned LScape

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Dust Be Gone...or not gone??

Started by pat_da_rat, 2nd December 2007 12:03 PM

american, article, aust, called, design, dust, efficient, experience/commentary, goatee, goneor, issue, mask, masks, moustache, normal, paper, ran, recently, sept/oct, solve, woodworker

Replies: 8
Views: 3,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 02:04 PM; by keju

Forum:
SAFETY

Nagging wife

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th March 2008 08:27 PM

allan, barry, bride, building, calendar, car, enjoy, hard, headed, honeymoon, hour, lathes, lights, local, married, months, nagging, occupied, pulled, ran, responded, set, stole, waiting, wedding, wife, wonderful, woodturning, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 08:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

grainy, crystalline surface using shellac

Started by patchworkkitten, 24th February 2008 12:34 PM

advance, bit, blotchy, coats, crystalline, damage, fabric, fabric-covered-box, finish, grainy, learn, manufacturers, methylated, normal, prefer, project, ran, reacted, sand, shellac, smooth, spirits, spoiled, successful, surface, texture, thinner, thinning, tin, underneath

Replies: 8
Views: 1,947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 08:06 AM; by patchworkkitten

Forum:
FINISHING

Walking the dog

Started by MICKYG, 11th February 2008 07:42 PM

backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, dogs, father, garage, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, petrol, pushing, ran, replies, returned, round, scrubbed, soaked, surprised, time, walk, walking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 11:50 AM; by hybridfiat

Forum:
JOKES

Finally worked it out

Started by artme, 13th February 2008 11:29 AM

cuddly.however, echidnas, eyes, fabric, finally, flattening, months, nose.dddd, portrait, properly, ran, softener, stung, treatment, wall, washed, wondering, worked, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,681

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2008 05:25 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Why do brides wear white?

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 4th February 2008 04:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

appliances, bloke, boy, brides, church, curiously, daddy, father, helping, household, lived, meant, mother, mummy, opposite, purity, question, ran, relatives, replied, reply, shed, sight, sink, son, treated, unsure, visit, wear, white

Replies: 16
Views: 3,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 09:35 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Timber Floorboards over Non-level Chip board

Started by KokodaRick, 28th January 2008 07:36 PM

15mm, 19mm, board, bought, carpet, chip, difference, existing, floor, floorboards, floors, hardwood, house, install, level, line, non-level, nonlevel, pier, ran, remedy, rick, ripped, sag, string, supports, timber

Replies: 0
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2008 07:36 PM; by KokodaRick

Forum:
FLOORING

Hot mamma!

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th January 2008 07:36 AM

annual, arm, careful, check-up, cheerful, clock, club, days, doctor, golf, gorgeous, hearing, heart, hot, john, mamma, miles, munruben, murmur, ran, replied, street, time, walking, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2008 08:28 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

World's slowest decking build?

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 9th January 2008 06:18 PM

added, board, boards, build, centre, days, deck, decking, diagonal, divider, doh, finally, finished, gap, kicking, laid, piers, pix, ran, reckon, replacing, roofed, running, single, slowest, started, vertical, visual, world, [groan]

Replies: 5
Views: 2,846

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 09:24 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
DECKING

Enchanted Rat

Started by Carry Pine, 3rd January 2008 09:10 PM

$12, amazingly, bloke, bronze, concerned, drowned, enchanted, faster, items, joke, jumped, millions, noticed, numbered, owner, pier, politician, ran, rat, rats, readers, real, relate, running, shop, story, substituted, threw, walked, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2008 10:16 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Woodford Folk Fest

Started by Andy Mac, 31st December 2007 04:47 PM

2tsup, bench, camp, caravan, day, days, entertainment, excellent, fest, festival, folk, food, fun, grounds, half, home, mobile, people-watching, ran, return, roof, setup, shadow, stick, usual, visible, whittling, wonderful, woodford, workshops

Replies: 3
Views: 1,600

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 09:09 PM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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