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danish oil and dog pee

Started by old_picker, 11th October 2011 08:42 PM

1500, 2500grit], alternative, avail, danish, dog, dull, eneven, finish, hole, instrument, kinda, leaves, oil, pee, penetrated, polished, questions, raising, reckon, robust, sand, sealing, solid, spot, started, stuck, surface, wondering, [sanded

Replies: 7
Views: 2,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2011 01:54 PM; by old_picker

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FINISHING

Late summer saftey tip

Started by Jeff Mills, 10th September 2011 03:16 PM

attack, beats, break, damage, danger, deck, desperately, dog, don’t, freaking, heart, hide, increased, late, position, reach, repeated, respond, run, safety, saftey, shouts, summer, sumpin’, thinking, time, tip, wife, yard, you’ve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2011 03:16 PM; by Jeff Mills

Forum:
SAFETY

Guard Dog

Started by Rodgera, 28th July 2011 11:05 AM

approached, bodyguard, candidate, canine, car, closer, country, day, decided, dog, driver, drove, guard, inspected, kidding, lot, nearest, parking, perfect, protection, ran, react, sister-in-law, told, trainer, truck, watched

Replies: 3
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2011 01:46 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Metaphors and Analogies

Started by bullfright, 13th July 2011 06:39 AM

636, 730, analogies, boxes, country, dog, duck, east, eclipse, fell, gently, glistened, hair, heart, hummingbirds, informant, lame, left, met, metaphors, mob, mph, p.m, phil, pinhole, plan, solar, spoke, teachers, traveling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2011 09:28 AM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Worth a giggle.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th July 2011 05:00 PM

aeroplane, aisle, board, bomb, breakneck, defecated, detected, dog, duty, feet, giggle, handler, handlers, heroin, impressed, left, meant, passenger, paw, plane, pocket, remarked, replied, rushing, seat, sitting, speed, sudden, tapped, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2011 05:12 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

An afternoon laugh

Started by mic-d, 20th June 2011 02:21 PM

‪klaatu42s, afternoon, animal, animals, bad, cat, channel‬‏, dog, dubs, frustrated, guy, kack, laugh, laughing1, mystic, talking, video, youtube

Replies: 2
Views: 1,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2011 09:55 PM; by robbo266317

Forum:
JOKES

Sayings from the work site

Started by RedShirtGuy, 21st June 2011 10:10 PM

accurate;, air, anything;, bartos, bow, current, dog, fast, fly, hammer, heaps, means, neville;, packers, pearls, picked, public, repeatable, response, sayings, share, site, spotty, terms, thick, whackometer;, wisdom, work, wow, yall

Replies: 6
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2011 02:55 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'day from Hollywood, California

Started by Mondo Vila, 23rd November 2010 03:54 AM

california, class, community, concert, cool, cuz, decided, dog, dust, equipment, film, found, gday, hollywood, learn, local, lot, love, midnight, music, oil, process, scroll, skills, start, table, taking, time, wood, woodworking

Replies: 12
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2011 08:59 PM; by Grommett

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Not a joke but it is very funny

Started by fenderbelly, 12th May 2011 12:36 PM

dog, funny, joke, tease, ultimate, youtube

Replies: 2
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2011 01:03 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Sausage

Started by John Saxton, 16th March 2011 01:35 PM

aisle, bratwurst, bunnings, clerk, customer, days, dog, german, guy, hot, hurry, irish, italian, jewish, kosher, lecture, mexican, offended, polish, racism, replied, sausage, scream, sensitivity, taco

Replies: 3
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2011 05:28 PM; by Grommett

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JOKES

Dog that snores!

Started by Timeless Timber, 3rd March 2011 05:55 AM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, dog, dogs, drunken, grabs, husband, husbands, piece, red, ribbon, sleep, sleeps, snores, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2011 10:49 PM; by Grommett

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JOKES

Some times things suck!

Started by Phil Spencer, 29th January 2011 10:51 AM

1939, asbestosis, ass, boilers, break, bugger, career, catch, caught, diagnosed, disease, dog, hardy, hospital, james, john, lagging, life, lives, morning, people, perspective, pissed, poor, risks, suck, things, times, understatement, whilst

Replies: 8
Views: 1,578

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2011 08:23 PM; by Carry Pine

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Looking back.

Started by munruben, 6th December 2010 09:46 AM

4-30pm, 6-30pm, 8-30pm, afford, boats, called, cinema, cos, cruise, dad, day, died, dog, fall, friday, funeral, kid, lifetime, local, owner, parents, plank, realise, remember, rover, sad, ship, sucks, talking, world

Replies: 1
Views: 992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2010 04:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Seeing Eye Dog

Started by Barry_White, 11th October 2010 10:33 AM

amazement, ass, blind, coat, control, cookie, direction, dog, earth, eye, fatal, head, ignoring, incident, intersection, kick, killed, leads, observed, offers, partially, passerby, pocket, replies, rewarding, street, thick, traffic, volume, zooming

Replies: 2
Views: 1,770

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 10:46 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Gorilla on the Roof - Plan "B"

Started by Barry_White, 11th October 2010 03:54 PM

12-gauge, approach, attack, baseball, bat, chap, chiwawa, climb, dog, elderly, explained, gorilla, ground, handcuffs, handed, hits, home, house, knock, ladder, lowered, plan, private, protect, roof, shotgun, specially, trained, truck, zoo

Replies: 2
Views: 2,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 06:52 PM; by Ian Smith

Forum:
JOKES

Replacing flat roof

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 29th September 2010 08:20 PM

6500, besser, building, concrete, dog, embark, existing, flat, inside, kennels, major, personal, posts, prefer, read, renovateforum.com, renovation, replace, replacing, roof, set, slab, square, structure, suggest, support, thinking, thread, timber, walls

Replies: 0
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2010 08:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Another blonde joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th September 2010 05:15 PM

actions, advanced, air, allan, backwards, blonde, breathe, car, couple, dog, floor, fresh, handbrake, hands, joke, left, mate, nearby, noticed, outstretched, past, repeated, shop, stay, steps, stretched, vehicle, walked, walking, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2010 05:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Doggy door

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th August 2010 12:40 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2010 12:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Prince Charles and the corgie

Started by Grumpy John, 17th August 2010 09:01 AM

beautiful, bit, body, bring, called, camilla, carefully, charles, corgie, diana, dog, favourite, genie, head, life, looked, married, minute, photo, photographs, photos, pocket, prince, pulled, ran, reached, remains, shook, studied, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2010 09:01 AM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

In the park

Started by munruben, 30th July 2010 07:07 PM

bench, crossly, dog, feel, flea, fleas.”, opposite, park, replied, shoe.”, sitting, woman, “midnight, “please, “this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2010 07:07 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

ZEN Teachings

Started by groverwa, 7th July 2010 09:43 PM

####, bad, born, closed, criticize, day, days, dog, experience, fish, hungry, judgement, kinky, mile, mouth, naked, remember, shoes, slapped, speaking, teachings, time, tree, truth, walk, wet, worry;, worse, worth, zen

Replies: 0
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2010 09:43 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Little Johny sells tooth brushes

Started by Claw Hama, 6th July 2010 10:26 AM

####, ######, approach, brushes, busiest, corner, cried, dog, found, free, jenny, johnny, johny, magazines, money, mouth, pay, possibly, sell, selling, sells, sold, taste, teacher, tooth, toothbrushes, walked, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2010 10:26 AM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

Newspaper Ads

Started by Calm, 31st May 2010 07:11 PM

#%#%#, 1/2, ads, britannica, call, colony, complete, dog, dress, dryer, encyclopaedia, free, married, mistake, month, needed;, newspaper, nudist, offer, owner, puppies, sale, sell, stephanie, washer, wedding, wife, winner, worn, £100

Replies: 0
Views: 997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2010 07:11 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Bark

Started by groverwa, 31st May 2010 05:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2010 05:39 PM; by groverwa

Forum:
JOKES

Metaphors from NSW Year 12 English essays

Started by billbeee, 20th May 2010 10:49 PM

boxes, city, dog, duck, eating, eclipse, english, essays, fighter, fry, gently, hair, hot, hungry, jason, lame, maggots, met, metaphors, mind, nsw, pavement, phil, pinhole, plan, solar, spoke, steel, trap, year

Replies: 1
Views: 1,827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 11:33 AM; by stuffy

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JOKES

Dog food diet

Started by Woodwould, 18th May 2010 09:46 AM

arms, car, care, complete, curb, diet, dog, eat, enthralled, essentially, food, hit, horrified, intensive, irish, load, nuggets, perfect, pockets, poisoned, purina, queue, rectum, setters, simply, sniff, stepped, story, time, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2010 09:52 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Hello - Just starting out

Started by ch00k, 2nd May 2010 10:56 PM

angled, attack, bit, budget, building, bunnings, cheap, crooked, cuts, decent, deck, dog, dog-proofing, eclectic, effort, gate, guts, hand-me-downs, kennel, main, mix, moment, pretty, projects, quality, started, starting, stuff, tools, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2010 09:07 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Geelong Bay City Swap Meet.

Started by issatree, 5th May 2010 11:16 AM

2010, 452, 7am, 8th, bay, bikes, bring, buyer, city, connected, dog, door, e10, entry, geelong, hope, issatree, letting, meet, mel, parking, racecourse, riding, rules, sat, showgrounds, starts, swap, time, unload

Replies: 0
Views: 2,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2010 11:16 AM; by issatree

Forum:
EVENTS

Stealing from demonstrators - Dog act.

Started by Lignum, 17th April 2010 08:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

act, anthony2tsup, bit, conscience, demonstrators, demos, dog, door, food, friendship, grahame, hope, knit, knowledge, leaves, lot, night, on…, perpetrators, share, sour, spot, stealing, taste, tools, wanita, warehouse, weather, weekend, woodworking

Replies: 25
Views: 3,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2010 12:35 PM; by Christos

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

studs and noggins

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 27th March 2010 11:10 AM

acceptable, avondale, bent, bundaberg, closed, connect, degrees, dog, ear, extended, fasten, form, home, length, lengths, method, noggin, noggins, putting, read, renovateforum.com, short, steel, stud, studs, thread, told, trimangle

Replies: 0
Views: 1,913

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2010 11:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Howard's Birthday

Started by Howard Van Huis, 19th March 2010 05:40 AM

b-day, birthday, dog, foe, gonito, howard, howards, remember

Replies: 0
Views: 891

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2010 05:40 AM; by Howard Van Huis

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Shocking Pink

Started by Woodwould, 15th February 2010 08:49 AM

bandage, bandages, coincidently, day, discovered, dog, farm, files, fingers, google, holding, mouldings, nail, names, piece, pink, quick, roll, sanding, search, self-adhering, shocking, stores, stuff, suppliers, trade, varieties, vets, widths, winds

Replies: 13
Views: 1,617

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2010 12:30 PM; by rsser

Forum:
FINISHING

thought it was cute at the time

Started by underfoot, 8th February 2010 07:24 PM

biting, bowl, climbing, close2tsup, cool, cute, dog, dragons, feed, food, guards, hand, jump, leg, lounge, retrain, run, start, thought, time, toes, watching, water, waterdragons, weeks, window

Replies: 4
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2010 11:14 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Medical definitions

Started by munruben, 1st February 2010 11:12 AM

advanced, bird, cable, chiropractor, colic-, coma-, congenital, contact, coronary, cortisone, courthouse, cystogram, definitions, doctor, dog, domesticated, egyptian, friendly, hillary, kitty, local, mark, medical, playing, poker, punctuation, sheep, sister, study, yellow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2010 02:43 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Is there a non toxic alternative to polyurethane?

Started by Doberman, 30th December 2009 10:41 AM

alternative, bowl, building, coat, dog, food/water, polyurethane, protect, safe, stand, toxic, water

Replies: 6
Views: 10,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2010 05:49 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
FINISHING

New dog's name.

Started by tea lady, 27th December 2009 10:32 PM

brother, crunchy, dog, dogs, father, grand, it.doh, japanese, laws, letter, overflow, people, read, registered, ring, tad, trouble

Replies: 9
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2010 02:54 PM; by fxst

Forum:
JOKES

Buying a camper trailer - research resources

Started by rsser, 21st December 2009 01:22 PM

2nd, animal, annual, australian, book, buying, camper, campertrailers.org, cts, design, dog, exploroz, forum, home, learn, liveable, manufacturers, meetings, model, network, off-road, quality, rescue, research, resources, rivers, suit, trailer, unit, website

Replies: 8
Views: 1,650

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2009 03:11 PM; by rsser

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A born loser

Started by Dengue, 7th December 2009 11:46 PM

bar, bed, biker, bit, born, boss, cab, car, courage, crying, damn, dog, drink, fired, found, gardener, guy, insurance, late, left, life, loser, lot, meeting, overslept, parking, poison, stolen, wallet, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2009 01:23 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

killer kangaroo

Started by Gingermick, 23rd November 2009 09:34 PM

dog, drown, kangaroo, killer, roo, startled

Replies: 10
Views: 2,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2009 10:41 AM; by jimbur

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

When love fades

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2009 09:00 PM

allan, beef, called, chicken, dinner, dog, fades, head, heard, lamb, love, pull, sitting, sofa, talking, watching, wife, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 995

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2009 09:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Wildlife in my garden.

Started by tea lady, 1st November 2009 10:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

120895120896120897, dog, garden, thursday, troppo, weird, wildlife

Replies: 26
Views: 2,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2009 10:38 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Three bears

Started by WoodJunky, 16th October 2009 11:14 PM

air, bear, bears, bloody, bowl, carefully, cats, chair, cleaned, cold, croissants, damn, decided, dog, downstairs, eating, empty, fetch, floor, kitchen, litter, morning, mummy, newspaper, porridge, set, sits, table, tray, walked

Replies: 4
Views: 1,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2009 04:11 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

The Ranks of a Hospital

Started by wheelinround, 15th October 2009 05:34 PM

ammunition, bound, buildings, bullet, dog, engine, faster, glance, god, hospital, leap, leaps, medical, nurse, paddles, powerful, ranks, recognizes, run, runs, short, single, speeding, student, switch, talks, train, walks, walls, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 09:29 AM; by artme

Forum:
JOKES

What pets write in their diaries

Started by robbo266317, 12th October 2009 12:44 PM

800, allergies, attempt, captors, cell, comments, confinement, custody, diaries, diary, dog, due, duration, elevated, event, excerpts, favorite, feet, food, hear, learn, means, noises, overheard, pets, power, regularly, smell, sort, write

Replies: 4
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2009 08:25 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Funeral

Started by Rum Pig, 17th September 2009 09:42 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2009 06:34 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Hail wise ones...

Started by Burlgirl, 12th September 2009 11:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, band, birds, cattle, design, dog, exhibited, fallen, farm, fauna, hail, husband, i’ll, lovely, lucas, mill, milling, native, paint, piece, pieces, posting, provided, sold, son, start, timber, wise, wood, yards

Replies: 17
Views: 1,886

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2009 02:38 PM; by Burlgirl

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Coupla true shggy dog stories.

Started by artme, 13th September 2009 09:24 AM

alarm, appears, bit, car, corroded, coupla, cousin, dog, dogs, drivers, front, hit, leakoooo, losing, orevious, owner, owns, pressure, rim, seal, set, shggy, stories, time, trouble, true, tyre, wheel, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 2,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2009 09:24 AM; by artme

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Pets.

Started by RETIRED, 4th September 2009 07:55 AM

attendance, bathroom, bottom, buy, canine/feline, cats, clothes, complain, dear, dishes, dog, dogs, door, exit, food, front, hair, kiss, kissing, live, message, non-pet, paw, pets, proper, required, sleep, smell, stay, time

Replies: 3
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2009 11:45 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

advice needed

Started by megamoo, 30th August 2009 03:31 PM

advice, bubble, carpenter, cat, cheap, complete, dog, house, impossible, kennel, lot, material, mdf, money, needed, novice, paint, question, rain, recommend, seal, spend, sun, swell, weather

Replies: 6
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2009 07:28 AM; by jatt

Forum:
FINISHING

gday all

Started by rob c, 15th August 2009 09:21 AM

,been, 1900s, assist, barn, blood.this, brothers, builder, builders, bush, dad, decided, dog, forum, gday, grandad, ideas.regards, in.my, join, reading, refurbishers, restoration, rob, son, teaching, time, tricks

Replies: 5
Views: 970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2009 07:43 AM; by Christos

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

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