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Irish pub

Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th April 2008 04:54 PM

1966, agnes, allan, barman, barry, begorrah, birth, blokes, born, calendar, conversation, date, february, forty-two, half, hospital, irish, irishmen, listening, months, oreilly, pub, replied, spooky, stage, stole, tipperary, twins, unbelievable, whacked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 04:54 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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In an Irish Pub

Started by fenderbelly, 24th March 2008 01:26 PM

die, donegal, father, heaven, irish, mans, meets, murphy, otoole, priest, pub, reply, stand, walked, walks, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2008 01:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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Munruben pub problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th March 2008 08:34 PM

accidentally, aid, alive, allan, banged, beer, brainwave, calendar, coming, coolroom, found, hope, hotel, hour, inside, john, kegs, locked, minute, months, munruben, night, problems, pub, staff, started, stole, surrounded, time, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2008 08:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Mr Fixit

Started by nev25, 26th February 2008 12:44 AM

bake, bakers, beer, cake, cried, delight, door, enquired, fix, fixed, fixit, flickering, forehead, fridge, home, honey, left, light, nice, notices, offered, pub, repairs, replied, sex, steps, stopped, told, written, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 934

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 12:44 AM; by nev25

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Compliments

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th February 2008 10:33 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 08:32 AM; by wheelinround

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Another pub yarn

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 2nd February 2008 03:39 PM

3rd, ahhh, bar, buy, drink, drinks, dublin, englishman, foot, glasgow, hame, happen, home, house, irishman, laid, moment, nuttin, odriscolls, personally, prefer, pub, pubs, scotsman, set, sister, upstairs, wee, yarn, yken

Replies: 1
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2008 04:20 PM; by Barry Hicks

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The House Party

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th January 2008 12:33 PM

allan, arms, beer, chardonnay, duck, hostess, house, housemaid, john, local, party, pub, replied, soup, suppose, swinging, tender, warm, weekend, wonderful, yarning

Replies: 0
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2008 12:33 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Drunk at the pub

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th January 2008 05:13 PM

allan, approached, bar, barman, barry, calendar, drank, drink, drunk, enquired, feel, finally, local, months, pot, pots, pub, quickly, replied, return, scoffed, short, shortly, stole, understand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 05:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Leopard skin jacket

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th January 2008 03:53 PM

$200, absolutely, allan, bloke, buying, calendar, cheap, drink, fellow, genuine, hinchinbrook, jacket, leopard, leopard-skin, months, pub, quiet, ray, replied, skin, spotless, stole

Replies: 2
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 07:21 AM; by wheelinround

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What are you doing to see in the new year?

Started by TEEJAY, 28th December 2007 09:30 AM

14yo, 3yo, ballroom, barbecue, bit, brisbane, drink, event, family, fireworks, friends, guess, ideas, looked, net, people, pub, sitting, southbank, swmbo, tight, times, type, whatcha, wondering, year

Replies: 1
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2007 09:36 AM; by Honorary Bloke

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2 Irish Woodies

Started by fenderbelly, 14th December 2007 10:13 PM

barman, berserk, cheers, continued, drinks, drunk, euro, feel, free, irish, killinme, knees, lost, money, mouth, murphy, noticed, plan, pub, replied, sausage, shamus, smile, stick, tenth, threw, trouble, woodies, worry, zipper

Replies: 0
Views: 1,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 10:13 PM; by fenderbelly

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Aussie Computer Culcha

Started by pawnhead, 31st October 2007 10:16 PM

adding, aussie, barbie, brings, cold, counter, culcha, fish, forks, hang, hill, hotter, knives, log, lunch, mozzies, net, person, pub, server, shed, shut, spiders, steep, upgrade, ute, washing, won’t, wood, yahoo

Replies: 0
Views: 977

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 10:16 PM; by pawnhead

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Twins in the pub

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th October 2007 12:01 AM

allan, bloke, brothers, constantly, decided, drinker, dying, eyes, freely, hey, hope, imbibing, looked, mate, misery, munruben, pub, replied, rubbing, squinting, time, twin, twins, walked, wear, worried, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,643

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 04:07 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Cake or bed (one for the mob from Venus)

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th October 2007 09:14 AM

bed, cake, decides, door, fix, fixed, forehead, fridge, hall, home, honey, house, husband, light, mob, nice, notices, offered, pub, repairs, replied, sort, steps, told, treated, venus, walks, wife, written, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2007 09:14 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Rant! 'Getting Old'

Started by batcat, 24th September 2007 10:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

4hours, ache, afternoon, boys, cubic, dig, ditch, filled, god, grumble, hate, male, mid-fifties, morning, mtr, night, paying, pub, rant, rantoff, ranton, remember, sad1, skip, slowing, soh, soooooo, typical, whinging

Replies: 22
Views: 3,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 08:28 PM; by Gingermick

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Pet flea

Started by munruben, 3rd September 2007 10:41 AM

bar, bartender, beautiful, beer, blob, called, cedric, counter, crushed, dead, decided, dirty, enjoyed, flea, friend, home, looked, lot, matchbox, moment, pet, proudly.what, pub, standing, suddenly, taste, thumb, tricks, warning, yeah

Replies: 5
Views: 1,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2007 07:19 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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My unusual pet

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd September 2007 07:08 PM

answer, arms, beer, box, centipede, centipedes, decided, drink, feeling, friend, fun, heard, hey, house, life, lonely, minutes, pet, pub, putting, shoes, shouting, situation, swinging, thinking, time, time;, unusual, voice, waited

Replies: 0
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 07:08 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Ghost Driver

Started by rtfarty, 29th August 2007 07:49 AM

appeared, breath, car, curve, driver, drunk, experience, gathering, ghost, hand, horrible, inside, john, jumped, lights, night, pub, ran, realised, road, rushed, shots, slowly, started, storm, strength, telling, tequila, wet, wheel

Replies: 5
Views: 1,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 08:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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A born loser

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th August 2007 09:01 PM

allan, bloke, born, burly, car, chap, cyclist, decided, determined, drink, drive, dying, found, glass, home, hope, life, loser, motor, pinched, poison, pub, sat, scoffed, skittled, stolen, tears, time, walking, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 06:32 AM; by Barry Hicks

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quuckest way ...........

Started by Tasman, 15th August 2007 03:40 PM

bar, barman, country, driving, dropped, dublin, irish, pub, quickest, quuckest, reguards, replied, tasman, tourist, walking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 08:09 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Oh to be Irish

Started by wheelinround, 14th August 2007 10:57 AM

arrived, barman, bottle, car, city, clothes, compere, customs, dead, dropped, drove, empty, explained, home, irish, i’d, liar, meet, murphy, night, officer, o`flaherty, paddy, pass, pub, replied, reply, shamus, split, waiting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 08:45 AM; by weisyboy

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Drinking Song

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th August 2007 04:36 PM

allan, bar, compose, drinking, dying, hope, night, past, pub, song, time, worried

Replies: 10
Views: 2,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 08:54 PM; by Iain

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Irishman

Started by munruben, 15th June 2007 10:21 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2007 10:21 AM; by munruben

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New style Opinion Poll

Started by Phil Spencer, 9th June 2007 10:38 AM

bar, barman, bartender, blue, called, cattle, country, dog, eventually, front, gillard, idea, julia, leader, lifted, looked, middies, opinion, opposition, outback, poll, pub, rudd, stockman, style, tail, typical, underneath, walked, whip

Replies: 0
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2007 10:38 AM; by Phil Spencer

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Farm machinery at its best.

Started by Doughboy, 8th June 2007 09:28 AM

air, barmaid, beer, boom, burn, chef, choking, competition, coughing, ex-, fan, farm, hears, impressed, inhales, local, lung, lungs, machinery, middle, pub, replies, ride, smoke, steak, tells, time, tôi, tractor, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2007 11:52 AM; by givusabrake

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JJJ Hottest 100

Started by namtrak, 26th January 2007 12:09 PM

100, bit, butlers, cricket, funky, hottest, jjj, john, listen, listening, pub, tonight, voted, watch, zip

Replies: 4
Views: 991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2007 07:07 PM; by Harry72

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Nominations for the Friday thread pub.

Started by bennylaird, 16th November 2006 11:15 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

drivellers, fellow, friday, meet, nominations, pub, thread, tomorrow?d

Replies: 20
Views: 2,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2006 04:08 PM; by ss_11000

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Ireland Declares War On France

Started by Bob38S, 13th November 2006 10:19 AM

100, army, bar, bombers, calls, chirac, cleared, day, declares, equipment, france, increased, inform, ireland, jackie, managed, mclaughlins, minute, modified, paddy, preserve, pub, ring, rings, silent, spoke, throat, ultra-light, war

Replies: 0
Views: 1,333

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2006 10:19 AM; by Bob38S

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Thursday Lunch

Started by Terry B, 9th November 2006 02:21 PM

aka, banter, beer, brendan, cheers, felder, food, fri, lunch, meet, pub, thursday, virtual, waffle

Replies: 2
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2006 11:55 AM; by Felder

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Ozwinner Owes Me Money

Started by Felder, 8th November 2006 09:52 PM

$10.rolleyes, als, bet, bloke, conquest, conversation, dinner, earlier, favourite, gry, instincts, met, misled, money, owes, ozwinner, ppdd, pub, race, racing, rce4, reckon, reference, respect, results, soured, syd, thatll, trotter, trt

Replies: 2
Views: 1,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2006 10:05 PM; by Wongo

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In deep & ya don't know it

Started by John Saxton, 7th November 2006 09:45 PM

asleep, bad, bed, bedroom, brian, bryan, day, deep, egg, enjoying, explained, explode, feeling, friday, happen, hen, inside, laid, late, peter, pub, reincarnated, relax, replies, rooster, send, strange, strolled, uncomfortable, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2006 10:16 PM; by johnc

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Looking for woodworking places of interest in South Central England?

Started by zenwood, 19th September 2006 09:09 AM

central, day, england, free, hmas, london, places, portsmouth, pub, reply, south, spending, travel, victory, visit, woodworking

Replies: 5
Views: 1,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2006 06:59 AM; by zenwood

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Favourite Pub

Started by silkwood, 1st August 2006 10:59 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

30m, bank, beautiful, beer, bend, bridege, bridge, catching, cheers, cold, coldie, decent, environment, favourite, fishing, food, grab, hop, location, mark, national, passing, pub, pubs, river, thinking, trout, wade, walk, wine

Replies: 34
Views: 5,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2006 01:00 AM; by journeyman Mick

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Scottish wedding

Started by Eddie Jones, 18th June 2006 05:57 PM

approvingly, archie, bought, braw, continues, discussing, enquires, exclaims, forthcoming, grand, havens, imagine, jock, jocks, kilt, married, nods, och, pub, pure, reception, rings, scots, scottish, shell, sitting, smart, tartan, wedding, white

Replies: 1
Views: 1,760

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2006 12:57 PM; by Bluegum

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the rabbit

Started by goat, 11th May 2006 02:35 PM

bar, barman, beer, calls, cheese, cleaning, crowd, drinks, empty, famous, floating, form, ham, house, leaves, love, masses, night, onion, pint, pub, public, rabbit, remember, returns, time, toastie, toasties, walks, white

Replies: 6
Views: 2,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 09:10 PM; by goat

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Nothing but praise on an outback trip

Started by Wood Borer, 6th April 2006 01:14 AM

$1000, adelaide, birdsville, bit, call, car, cost, date, earlier, french, holidays, line, melbourne, outback, people, phone, praise, pub, racv, sand, satellite, short, simpson, start, theo, throttle, time, tow, towing, trip

Replies: 4
Views: 1,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2006 02:58 PM; by AlexS

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Cellar Ceiling

Started by garf, 7th February 2006 01:14 AM

2.2, 3/4, 4metres, advance, approx, bloody, ceiling, cellar, concrete, finished, gary, happening, height, i.e, ideas, including, lay, light, metres, piece, places.floor, project, pub, refurbishing, slab, straight, timber, walls, width

Replies: 3
Views: 1,902

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2006 03:36 PM; by Barry_White

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Nanna

Started by Christopha, 1st February 2006 12:07 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 12:39 PM; by Termite

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For the Poms...

Started by TK1, 19th January 2006 09:31 AM

american, beer, belgian, british, car, curry, driving, foreign, furniture, german, grabbing, home, indian, irish, japanese, kebab, poms, pub, sit, suspicion, swedish, travelling, turkish, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 10:11 AM; by Termite

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JOKES

Travel Advice

Started by doublejay, 21st October 2005 12:18 AM

advice, barman, conversation, drinker, driving, dublin, irish, pub, quickest, thatd, travel, walking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2005 07:51 PM; by Iain

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meet the sister

Started by rick_rine, 10th October 2005 09:37 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ago, australia, bloke, brother, colah, died, driver, forum, front, home, hornsby, lift, light, lino, meet, pub, question, reminds, replacing, replied, shock, sister, story, street, sydney, talking, taxi, true, weird, world

Replies: 27
Views: 3,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2005 09:21 PM; by biotechy2k

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Stripper

Started by jow104, 23rd April 2005 06:39 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2005 05:58 PM; by jow104

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Irish jokes for St. Pat's day

Started by AlexS, 16th March 2005 07:14 PM

aye, bless, bottle, brothel, day, enter, found, god, grave, home, irish, irishmen, jokes, late, lived, michael, night, ogradys, paddy, pat, pats, priest, pub, seamus, sean, shame, soul, tis, trooper, wine

Replies: 1
Views: 1,903

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2005 08:45 AM; by Iain

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The written wish list

Started by Cliff Rogers, 3rd December 2004 12:12 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

add, assets, bother, change, cheapest, cross, crossed, dc1200, father, filter, focus, frame, item, list, loose, lot, mind, owns, pleated, pub, pull, putting, realistic, related, set, stuff, time, woodwork, writing, written

Replies: 23
Views: 6,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2005 09:33 AM; by silentC

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HINTS & TIPS

What makes a man...

Started by silentC, 8th September 2004 10:17 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

aisles, birds, diy, door, effortlessly, eye, hand, hands, hard, huge, ideally, item, jars, knife, makes, man, mirrors, nodding, notes, peeling, pint, pub, rubbish, rugged, straight, tackle, taking, time, women, £200

Replies: 57
Views: 9,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2004 02:37 PM; by Rodgera

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Irish Toast

Started by silentC, 21st July 2004 04:13 PM

asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, church, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pub, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, wife, won

Replies: 4
Views: 1,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2004 07:54 PM; by Driver

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Beer drinkers prayer

Started by Christopha, 14th May 2004 03:17 PM

art, barmen, beer, bitter, bottles, daily, day, deliver, drinkers, drunk, footy, forever, forgive, hallowed, home, lead, mine, poofy, practice, prayer, pub, schooners, spillage, spillest, sport, talent, tasting, tequila, thy, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2004 03:17 PM; by Christopha

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Traditions

Started by silentC, 2nd April 2004 12:08 AM

aback, bought, chap, chaps, continue, day, declared, dismay, drank, drink, friday, friends, home, months, passed, pint, pints, promised, pub, quickly, remaining, rolled, sat, staggering, table, terrible, tradition, traditions, upset, usual

Replies: 7
Views: 2,752

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2004 03:41 PM; by Charles Castle

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JOKES

Irish Joke

Started by Baz, 19th January 2004 08:53 PM

arm, bartender, beauty, belfast, breast, defended, fight, hand, happened, hed, irish, jamie, joke, lickin, limp, murphy, nose, oconner, oconners, paddy, pub, run, sean, shovel, sling, terrible, train, useless, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2004 08:53 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Talking Clock

Started by silentC, 26th November 2003 05:01 PM

315, bloke, boom, clang, clock, cries, ear-shattering, explodes, gong, hey, impromptu, invites, learn, loud, mantle, mates, morning, night, party, piece, pub, spots, street, strikes, talking, tish, voice, watch, whaddya

Replies: 2
Views: 1,959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2003 09:15 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

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