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2 Pilots

Started by WoodJunky, 13th May 2008 07:32 PM

????in, airport, aisle, begins, blind, bob, cabin, cockpit, days, die, edge, faster, fill, gonna, heading, late, lifts, moment, panicked, passengers, pilots, plane, plough, retreat, scream, screams, sheepishly, smoothly, straight, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 07:32 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

And So It Begins...

Started by funkychicken, 4th March 2008 11:48 PM

20 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 20

barry, begins, continues, john, person, pub, story, walk

Replies: 294
Views: 59,907

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 11:34 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

One for the kids

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th April 2008 05:11 PM

answer, begins, bus, calendar, drove, kids, months, schoolkids, single, starts, stole, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,806

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2008 08:15 PM; by funkychicken

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Cheap Airlines

Started by munruben, 7th April 2008 08:02 PM

airlines, airport, aisle, begins, books, cabin, cheap, cockpit, days, edge, faster, fill, gonna, headed, killed, knowledge, late, magazines, panicked, passengers, pilots, plane, plow, property, retreat, scream, screams, secure, straight, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 09:44 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Blade length again.

Started by Fencepost2, 28th March 2008 07:54 PM

affects, allen, bandsaw, begins, blade, blades, close, collar, couple, distance, doubled, elongated, frame, hope, length, machine, moving, original, recent, screw, short, slot, start, tension, thread, tightened, top, upper, weeks, wheel

Replies: 6
Views: 2,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 07:15 PM; by weisyboy

Forum:
BANDSAWS

Interstate Relations

Started by wheelinround, 11th January 2008 09:44 PM

australia, australian, bag, begins, bit, bottles, car, damn, door, inspired, interstate, miles, pull, pulling, pushes, queenslander, relations, replies, road, sick, south, starts, stuff, tasmanian, tassie, throwing, victoria, victorian, window, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 09:44 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Marriage plans

Started by fenderbelly, 8th January 2008 09:37 AM

aisle, altar, begins, continues, counts, distinct, golf, husband-to-be, hymn, listen, marriage, mind, minutes, morning, organize, plans, plays, proper, repeat, repeating, repeats, round, shorten, song, views, wakes, wedding, wife-to-be, women, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 09:37 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

How to reduce petrol prices

Started by whitewood, 11th November 2007 08:28 AM

4cents, attachment, begins, boycott, coles, companies, concept, copy, cost, docket, drop, e-mail, forcasting, friends, huge, idea, inconvenient, petrol, price, prices, reduce, retailers, shop, simple, sooner, start, thread, time, woolworths, xmas

Replies: 14
Views: 2,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 09:16 AM; by Wongo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Googles quote of the day

Started by wheelinround, 6th November 2007 09:47 AM

actors, arthur, begins, capital, conan, data, day, fatal, franken, googles, guess, hard, human, insensibly, learn, learned, lessons, life, mistake, mistakes, opposite, people, precious, sir, stoppard, suit, theories, theorize, tom, twist

Replies: 0
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2007 09:47 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Drill bits

Started by Tonyz, 13th July 2007 11:14 AM

appears, begins, bits, buggas, drill, dumb, fair, learn, major, market, sharpen, supplier, time

Replies: 8
Views: 3,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2007 10:45 PM; by Tonyz

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

The handiest M/work tool you have made?

Started by Grahame Collins, 21st February 2007 11:26 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

alternative, aversion, battery, begins, brain, cheers, components, developed, easier, grahame, handiest, indoors, life, m or work, magnets, makes, metal, pic, positions.tack, post, proper, rush, section, secure, tool, weird, weld, welding, zapped

Replies: 40
Views: 5,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2007 06:52 PM; by Edd

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

How do i remove the old polish on my floorboards???

Started by peksto, 15th January 2007 12:18 AM

appreciated, attack, bare, begins, boards, dilema, dints, drum, fairly, floorboards, grade, greatly, house, mentioned, nick, option, paper, polish, pulled, recently, remove, remover, required, researching, rid, sand, sander, stage, stuff, timber

Replies: 2
Views: 1,897

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2007 08:35 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
FLOORING

Smart Shepherd

Started by Breslauer, 7th January 2007 01:45 AM

$100, accountant, agrees, amazing, animal, begins, bet, chance, cries, deduce, dog, double, exact, farmer, flock, government, guess, huge, occupation, picks, responds, rest, sheep, shepherd, smart, stopping, tells, wait, walk, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2007 01:45 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Beech or birch

Started by Shedhand, 13th December 2006 02:23 PM

ash, beech, begins, birch, expert, grow, growing, lands, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods

Replies: 0
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2006 02:23 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Rheem hot water unit

Started by Lionel, 18th November 2006 12:57 PM

$95, advice, amp, begins, boom, bottle], cheers, electric, gas, hot, instantanious, larger, lionel, lot, love, matter, models, option, overflow, relief, replace, resource, rheem, running, servicable, storage, temp, unit, water, [new

Replies: 4
Views: 3,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2006 04:27 PM; by cross

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

rusty bits

Started by goat, 30th August 2006 02:16 PM

answers, begins, behavior, bits, coat, couch, doctor, hell, immediately, mid-eighties, nope, positioning, putting, replies, rocker, rusty, shot.d, sick, start, starts, struggles, stuff, tetanus, unexpected, viagra, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2006 02:16 PM; by goat

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Spiers Saga Begins!

Started by Auld Bassoon, 15th July 2006 08:01 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

$1.1780, 2.3560, aware, begins, brass, buck, cauls, dimensions, ensued, explanatory, fraction, hard, head, illustrations, irrelevant, kit, mild, pic, plain, relate, rolleyes, saga, scratching, sideplates, spiers, sucking, tad, teeth, tooling, weird$

Replies: 46
Views: 6,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2006 08:58 PM; by Auld Bassoon

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

" It's About"

Started by Carry Pine, 4th July 2006 11:39 PM

answer, begins, carry, days, expert, fearless, grumpy, his/her, interviewed, it about, law, network, noticed, nsw, people, pine, politician, premier, protecting, providing, question, questions, rail, safe, salt, secure, time, trains, worth

Replies: 4
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 12:50 PM; by Zed

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Women in leather

Started by Gra, 2nd April 2006 02:44 PM

beats, begins, clothing, dry, heart, irrationally, knees, leather, mans, quicker, smells, throat, ute, weak, wears, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,828

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2006 09:48 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Electric water heater

Started by lnt9000, 12th December 2005 08:37 PM

begins, browny, colorrusty, completely, days, electric, heater, hot, month, orange, pros, runs, tank, water

Replies: 8
Views: 3,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2006 10:57 PM; by lnt9000

Forum:
HEATING & COOLING

A woman in leather

Started by bennylaird, 2nd February 2006 08:45 AM

beats, begins, card, clothing, dry, heart, irrationally, knees, leather, mans, quicker, smells, throat, weak, wears, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,087

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2006 08:45 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Another box begins

Started by GRS, 13th November 2005 12:05 AM

beginnings, begins, bit, box, sunshine, time

Replies: 4
Views: 2,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2005 08:42 AM; by GRS

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

Sofa table

Started by derekcohen, 31st October 2005 11:58 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bandsaw, begins, blackbutt, column, derek, dimension, ex-floorboard, finish, finished, frame/legs, gad, grain, handplane, handplanes, hard-as-nails, jarrah, life, lots, oil, perth, plane, reversing, salvage, sofa, starting, table, tablesaw, tabletop, timber, wax

Replies: 19
Views: 2,900

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2005 09:49 AM; by zenwood

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

Charity

Started by stephenmeddings, 18th October 2005 12:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2005 12:03 PM; by stephenmeddings

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Two hillbillies

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th August 2005 09:58 PM

bar, begins, breathe, butt, cheek, drawers, flies, head, heerd, hillbillies, hillbilly, hind, kin, lick, maneuver, mouth, obstruction, partner, quickly, seed, shakes, shocked, slowly, spasm, table, tongue, violent, walks, woman, yanks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2005 09:58 PM; by Wood Butcher

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

the most badass sawhorses on the block

Started by ryanarcher, 1st April 2005 03:36 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

badass, bar, begins, block, building, built, danger, day, dealing, eek, figure, framing, heard, heirloom, joinery, knock, p.s, rolleyes, ryan, sacrificial, sawhorses, silly, skill, softwood, stools, timber, timberframing, top, wood, worth

Replies: 25
Views: 5,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2005 06:26 AM; by ryanarcher

Forum:
HOMEMADE TOOLS AND JIGS ETC.

No Contest

Started by outback, 29th April 2005 08:34 PM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, contest, dog, dogs, drunken, front, god, grabs, husbands, piece, red, ribbon, sleeps, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 08:34 PM; by outback

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WOODIES JOKES

Snoring cure

Started by outback, 4th April 2005 08:09 PM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, cure, dog, dogs, drunken, god, grabs, husbands, piece, privates, red, ribbon, sleeps, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 08:09 PM; by outback

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Oldy but a Woody

Started by Christopha, 21st March 2005 05:40 PM

ash, beech, begins, birch, expert, grow, growing, lands, oldy, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods, woody

Replies: 0
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 05:40 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Bit sick..... minor prude alert....

Started by Christopha, 3rd March 2005 10:33 PM

accident, afraid, alert, begins, bit, bladder, changed, clean, continued, continues, control, cries, day, diaper, diapers, doctor, hell, hospital, husbands, jones, loudly, minor, news, prude, shake, sick, smith, sobbing, spine, wails

Replies: 1
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2005 09:48 AM; by AlexS

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

reward for effort

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 05:57 AM

140, 144, begins, boys, distance, effort, fair, falkland, finger, hand, inch, inches, island, left, measurement, outstretched, palm, pinky, pounds, request, reward, sahr, soldier, son, start, sterling, strange, tip, toes, whatll

Replies: 0
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 05:57 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Tickle Me Elmo

Started by Geoff Dean, 16th September 2004 09:02 AM

amazement, approaches, bag, begins, carefully, cuts, day, door, elmo, elmos, employee, fabric, factory, floor, huge, line, manager, marbles, misunderstood, package, personnel, piece, plush, red, roll, sew, straight, tickle, watch, wraps

Replies: 0
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2004 09:02 AM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Cold Chilli

Started by Bob Willson, 7th June 2004 08:41 PM

begins, bowl, cafe, chili, chilli, coffee, cold, day, dead, eat, enters, finishing, free, gentlemen, guy, half, meal, mouse, notices, pukes, replies, sell, sits, special, takes, waitress, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2004 08:41 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Pergola - keeping the rafters straight when the span is 5m

Started by Nevtek, 29th April 2004 02:47 PM

190mm, 4.8, 4.8mspan, 45m, attached, battens, begins, cheers, confused, constructing, couple, getting/keeping, house, keeping, method, neville, pergola, psthe, rafters, remainder, screw, span, straight, suggest, tip, trick, warp

Replies: 4
Views: 4,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2004 03:28 PM; by Nevtek

Forum:
PERGOAS, GAZEBOS, STROMBELLAS & ROTUNDAS

Duty Free Shopping

Started by mat, 15th January 2004 10:03 AM

$400, $50, $900, ability, additional, airport, amount, begins, bother, buying, claim, collecting, contemplate, duty, free, gst, ideas, items, lightweight, limit, overseas, products, purchase, remain, shopping, taking, tax, woodwork, worthwhile

Replies: 4
Views: 1,821

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2004 08:55 AM; by mat

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

The Ventriloquist

Started by gatiep, 4th September 2003 12:43 AM

4th, apologize, begins, blonde, blondes, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, dummy, embarrassed, guys, humour, jokes, knee, mate, perpetuate, person, potential, reaching, respected, row, stands, stay, talking, usual, ventriloquist, woman, women, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 12:43 AM; by gatiep

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The canoe

Started by Eastie, 28th May 2003 12:04 PM

appalled, aussie, begins, blood, blows, build, cannibals, canoe, captured, chest, chief, englishman, fork, frenchman, gimme, god, gushing, head, jabbing, news, over-, pistol, puzzled, queen, responds, save, shrugs, stomach, sword, takes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,943

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2003 12:04 PM; by Eastie

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

baptism of a drunk

Started by Gino, 15th October 2002 09:53 PM

again-but, answers, arms, baptism, baptizing, begins, breath, brother, catches, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, jesus, kicking, legs, love, people, preacher, proceeds, pulls, river, thewater, time, water, wipes, wits

Replies: 0
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:53 PM; by Gino

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

words of wisdom..

Started by Kev Y., 13th August 2002 10:05 PM

2002.], alike, august, begins, brudda, edited, encounters, hammer, message, nail, wisdom, wives, words, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2002 10:05 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

ash tasting

Started by Eastie, 5th April 2002 11:22 AM

ash, beech, begins, birch, bush, cockatoo, day, expert, grow, growing, hey, i’ve, lands, loon, luck, pecker, piece, replies, son, starts, swinging, takes, tall, taste, tasting, time, tree, trees, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2002 11:22 AM; by Eastie

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Piece of Ash

Started by John Saxton, 31st October 2001 10:06 PM

ash, beech, begins, biggest, birch, gentlemen, grow, growing, johnno, lands, pecker, piece, replies, son, takes, tall, taste, tell.a, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods.a

Replies: 4
Views: 1,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2001 05:19 PM; by JackoH

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Nun

Started by Iain, 5th July 2001 02:51 PM

agrees, anal, answer, begins, bus, cemetery, church, dressed, driver, finishes, god, heard, hiding, hippie, jumped, jumps, married, mask, midnight, nun, prayers, praying, rips, sex, shouts, stands, starts, tuesday, virginity

Replies: 0
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2001 02:51 PM; by Iain

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Well I'sa Beef Hooked

Started by John Saxton, 31st May 2001 11:15 PM

beef, beer, begins, blue, cowboy, cowboys, flies, head, heard, hind, hooked, kin, know.id, lick, mouth, obstruction, panties, runs, shakes, slowly, spasm, thigh, tongue, walks, woman, yer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2001 11:15 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Hope this getpast the censors!

Started by Island Ape, 4th May 2001 01:37 AM

ash, beech, begins, birch, censors, expert, friends, getpast, grow, growing, hope, lands, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods

Replies: 1
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2001 08:27 AM; by RETIRED

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Blind Freddy?

Started by RETIRED, 8th October 2000 01:53 PM

air, airport, aisle, begins, blind, cabin-but, cockpit, copilot, day, die, edge, faster, fill, freddy, gonna, headed, ian, late, lifts, moment, panicked, passengers, pilot, plane, plow, robbo, robertson, screams, straight, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2000 01:53 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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