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New store

Started by Woodwould, 4th September 2009 11:07 AM

72.0pt, 90.0pt;, @font-face, accent, australian, beat, break, businessmen, chris, curious, font-family, inside, japanese, john, left, mouth, peek, replied, sarcastically, sell, selling, sitting, skipping, sooner, store, thick, velly, walked, window, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2009 08:39 PM; by Batpig

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Important Health Advice for Women

Started by Woodwould, 4th June 2009 11:20 AM

advice, blanc, consumption, control, dancing, dehydration, desire, dry, effects, erotic, grandeur, headache, health, important, incarceration, living, loss, lustfulness, motor, mouth, nausea, nursing, pregnant, sauvignon, shyness, sing, table, virginity, vomiting, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2009 12:59 PM; by Woodwould

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Well travelled

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th May 2009 09:30 PM

allan, approached, bit, check, chewing, conductor, date, expiry, germs, handed, handling, john, knowing, mate, morning, mouth, munruben, nervousness, nervy, quickly, ray, replied, signs, sitting, started, ticket, train, travelled, weeks, wheelinaround

Replies: 1
Views: 824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2009 09:45 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Are You All Right?

Started by Rodgera, 8th April 2009 12:10 PM

breathing, carrying, class, classes, classmates, cpr, doll, ear, exclaimed, feel, gently, instructed, instructor, legs, listen, mannequin, mannequins, models, mouth, practice, required, resusci-annie, senior, shook, storage, suddenly, torso, trades, typical, victim

Replies: 0
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2009 12:10 PM; by Rodgera

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Amusing Paintings by a horse !!

Started by Shrek3, 1st April 2009 10:34 PM

15-hand, 795, american, amusing, art, brush, businesswoman, canvas, cholla, choy-ah, collectors, curators, easel-mounted, galleria, giudecca, hold, home-making, horse, include, martha, mouth, paddock, paintings, paints, pounds, pronounced, queen, sold, stewart

Replies: 0
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2009 10:34 PM; by Shrek3

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Paint colour affecting TV reception?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 12th February 2009 08:10 AM

affecting, brad, cheers, colour, guys, happen, happen;, heard, heat, houses, light, mates, messes, mine, mouth, paint, paper, read, reception, reception;, reckons, renovateforum.com, roof, thread, toilet, tone, unsure, white, wipe

Replies: 0
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2009 08:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

New camera developed

Started by fenderbelly, 1st February 2009 09:52 PM

camera, cheers, coat, created, developed, fast, fred, japanese, mouth, photograph, scientists, shut, shutter, speed, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 08:58 AM; by Lignin

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Introduction

Started by cmmullins, 25th January 2009 04:51 AM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2009 12:15 AM; by woodie2

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

I just witnessed a most amazing interview

Started by mic-d, 7th January 2009 09:05 AM

2009, ago, amazing, andrew, background, bolt, cheers, commentator, debunked, doubt, global, idiot, interview, leave, michael, mouth, myth, people, shut, skin, tells, time, trust, warmer, warming, wing, witnessed

Replies: 7
Views: 1,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2009 10:52 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

New shop

Started by peterpiper, 14th December 2008 06:16 PM

accent, ar5eholes, beat, break, broad, businessmen, curious, ere, left, london, mouth, peek, ready, replied, sarcastically, sellin, selling, shop, sitting, skipping, soon-to-, sooner, store, tha, thas, walked, window, words, yorkshire, yorkshireman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2008 09:05 PM; by fenderbelly

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Emergency Room Blonde

Started by WoodJunky, 7th July 2008 09:09 PM

$4000.00, blonde, chin, commit, doctor, ear, emergency, finger, gun, happen, hurries, index, late, lift, loud, mouth, neck, night, noise, paid, pulled, room, shooting, shot, straightened, suicide, teeth, tip, trigger

Replies: 3
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 08:14 PM; by RufflyRustic

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JOKES

"Daddy, what is sex?"

Started by Rodgera, 11th May 2008 11:58 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:50 AM; by DavidG

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JOKES

Love

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th April 2008 06:24 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 04:15 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

About Tradies

Started by artme, 31st March 2008 05:03 PM

abuse, aim, bad, battle, charged, corruption, damage, day, hardworking, honesty, job, leave, left, lumping, machine, majority, mouth, perfectly, plumber, recently, replacement, sorts, supplied, time, town, tradies, usable, wife, win

Replies: 3
Views: 1,800

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 06:31 PM; by autogenous

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Allan From Wallen

Started by wheelinround, 5th March 2008 10:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, catching, desires, explain, finally, heard, horses, jokes, leave, moment, mouth, ray2tsup2tsup2tsup, sick, wallen

Replies: 25
Views: 2,887

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2008 09:11 AM; by wheelinround

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Don't Have Kids!

Started by Barry Hicks, 19th March 2008 04:00 PM

bed, business, daddy, daughter, devastated, eat, entertained, fingers, happened, kids, mouth, packing, playing, pretending, reached, replied, snot, standing, stuck, time, tiny, trip, wonderful, wrong

Replies: 8
Views: 1,885

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2008 06:40 PM; by rsser

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JOKES

Off-cuff remarks...apology to Studlee.

Started by prozac, 7th March 2008 06:25 PM

apology, bit, closed, comments, control, conversation, hopeful, hurt, intended, jumped, looked, manners, meant, moderator, mouth, offcuff, offended, page, party, post, prozac, re-read, remarks, remarksapology, reminded, smiling, studlee, stupid, testament, wrote

Replies: 11
Views: 2,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2008 09:32 PM; by prozac

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Nasty taste in the mouth.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd March 2008 09:41 AM

allan, arrival, calendar, chap, dental, dentures, fitted, forgotten, guest, haste, left, loose, luckily, months, mouth, nasty, pocket, produced, reached, replied, rotarian, rotary, set, shirt, speaker, stole, taste, technician, teeth, undertaker

Replies: 2
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2008 10:25 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

Grinder-hole???????????????

Started by Learner, 18th February 2008 08:46 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,711

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 12:57 AM; by China

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KITCHENS

Come On Kiwis, It's Your Turn Now

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th February 2008 02:05 PM

accent, aussie, beat, bloke, bloody, break, curious, day, geez, idiot, kiwis, left, mate, missing, mouth, peek, ready, replies, selling, shop, sitting, soon-to-be, sooner, store, tourist, turn, walk, walks, window, words

Replies: 6
Views: 1,666

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 08:43 AM; by Gra

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JOKES

Is Wayne Carey Dead!

Started by rowie, 4th February 2008 09:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

carey, commited, dead, duck, heard, horses, morningfrom, mouth, news, nightoooooo, oosad, reports, suicide, unconfirmed, wayne

Replies: 16
Views: 3,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 12:27 AM; by prozac

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Two Poms

Started by fenderbelly, 31st December 2007 11:18 AM

about-to-be-opened, accent, assholes, aussie, beat, bet, bloke, break, curious, day, friend, left, missing, mouth, peek, poms, ready, replies, sellin, selling, shelving, sitting, sooner, store, walk, walks, whatre, window, words, yer

Replies: 1
Views: 1,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 05:51 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

2 Irish Woodies

Started by fenderbelly, 14th December 2007 10:13 PM

barman, berserk, cheers, continued, drinks, drunk, euro, feel, free, irish, killinme, knees, lost, money, mouth, murphy, noticed, plan, pub, replied, sausage, shamus, smile, stick, tenth, threw, trouble, woodies, worry, zipper

Replies: 0
Views: 1,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 10:13 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Unhappy occupations - dentistry.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 06:06 PM

allan, bloke, dentist, dentistry, dying, hope, met, mouth, occupations, time, unhappiest, unhappy, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 06:06 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Hospital experience

Started by munruben, 26th November 2007 09:34 AM

allan, allans, clipped, experience, feel, hospital, mouth, nurse, pen, pillow, pocket, rectal, swallowed, takes, temperature, thermometer, top, ward

Replies: 8
Views: 1,986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 10:19 PM; by Groggy

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JOKES

The Princess

Started by fenderbelly, 31st October 2007 11:25 PM

alas, answer, approached, brought, daughter, diamonds, disappointed, hand, happily, hardest, held, king, lived, marry, melt, melted, melted.he, mouth, overjoyed, pants?scroll, prince, princes, princess, question, sadly, substance, thinking, told, touched, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 11:25 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Another flight attendant

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th October 2007 10:26 AM

actions, allan, appearance, attendant, condition, doctor, dying, eat, eating, flight, gay, hips, hope, medical, mintie, mouth, patient, person, quickly, replied, signs, straight, swaggering, tablets, time, told, traditional, week, weeks, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2007 10:53 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Irish mothers letter

Started by munruben, 24th September 2007 09:31 PM

bravely, cremated, days, distillery, doc, doctor, envelope, father, fire, fought, glass, house, irish, letter, loving, mates, mother, mothers, mouth, p.s, paid, rained, save, sealed, talk, told, tube, uncle, week, xxxx

Replies: 2
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 06:58 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Pat on the back for LV

Started by John Saxton, 16th July 2007 09:53 PM

accumen, amount, business, cheers, companies, company, concern, continue, dealt, despatch, doubt, earned, faith, feel, foot, fraught, hard, intended, lady, leaf, lvs, money, mouth, pat, propriety, public.2tsup, rash, resolved, serious, terrific

Replies: 1
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 11:31 PM; by Wongo

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HAVE YOUR SAY

House raising in MELBOURNE - HELP! who to use etc?

Started by ineedashed, 8th July 2007 06:28 PM

advice, aware, bedroom, bit, curious, directions, feel, forward, guys, house, humble, lifting, melbourne, mouth, opinions, option, permits, project, raising, ready, red, starting, steve, structural, tape, time, vermont, viability, victoria, weatherboard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,862

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2007 06:28 PM; by ineedashed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

You have unleashed the hounds from HELL!!!!

Started by ozwinner, 30th June 2007 10:12 PM

abuse, accident, ago, boo, burning, burnt, carefully, check, cry, dickhead, doh, fire, hell, hounds, likes, lives, mouth, phone, phone.roll, pity, race, rang, rent, reported, shop, time, times, tonight, unleashed, wolf

Replies: 14
Views: 1,970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2007 04:54 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Who Has Got The Biggest Mouth Here?

Started by Metal Head, 23rd June 2007 01:04 PM

200, attached, beat, biggest, book, btw, claims, diameter, fame, fit, guinness, guy, ito, jim, length, minutes, mouth, mouthoo, overnight, photo, picture, prove, purol, records, send, size, standard, star2tsup, straw, straws

Replies: 7
Views: 1,902

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2007 03:16 AM; by Ashore

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Is this ageist??

Started by Jack Plane, 18th June 2007 03:53 PM

85-year-old, ageist, armpit, bring, called, count, day, doc, doctor, door, hand, hands, home, jar, knees, lady, left, male, marge, mouth, neighbor, patient, replied, semen, shocked, squeezin, teeth, wife, yearly, yep

Replies: 4
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2007 07:53 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

comfortable dust mask- is there one?

Started by la Huerta, 28th April 2007 10:33 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

attaching, cartridge, cheakbone, comfortable, diving, dust, eyes, gogle, headache, hold, mask, mask-, masks, model, monn, mouth, nice, nose, period, piece, preasure, proper, scuba, seals, simple, thinking, time, trwin, valve, wear

Replies: 35
Views: 6,740

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2007 11:11 PM; by la Huerta

Forum:
SAFETY

Black Beast Down

Started by Daddles, 28th March 2007 11:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

appears, attractive, beast, bike, bit, bitumen, black, blood, brifter, cars, crossover, damage, damned, feel, final, fingers, front, gutter, km/hr, knees, light, mouth, prang, protected, quick, road, scrape, speed, started, traffic

Replies: 22
Views: 3,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2007 11:04 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Child-safe Finishes

Started by Knurl, 16th February 2007 09:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

baby-safe, babys, boards, boiled, brands, child-safe, childsafe, chopping, crappy, daugher, days, expecting, finishes, kitchen, lead-free, leaving, linseed, mention, moment, mouth, oil, orange, paints, safe, safety, sake, uneccessary, untreated, wood, wooden

Replies: 15
Views: 8,915

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2007 08:08 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
FINISHING

Tennessee 10 Commandments

Started by Breslauer, 13th February 2007 11:16 AM

buddys, commandments, day, fellows, folks, foolin, gal, git, god, hankerin, honor, killin, kinda, king, meetin, middle, mouth, nice, nothin, plain, simple, stuff, sunday, ten, tennessee, translated, watch, yall, yer, yers

Replies: 7
Views: 1,966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2007 08:36 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Complex compound cut

Started by peterbange, 3rd February 2007 04:09 PM

125mm, 75mm, birds, cardboard, channel, complex, compound, corner, corners, cut, cylindrical, deg, fit, flange, formed, geomtry, ideas, inside, make-up, mouth, peter, pfc, pfcs, required, steel, struts, sub-frame, template, trace, tube

Replies: 1
Views: 1,660

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2007 08:42 PM; by joe greiner

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Merry Christmas all

Started by Flowboy, 25th December 2006 05:04 AM

added, baked, bbq, cackling, christmas, crackling, crisp, day, die, flavourful, ham, hope, joy, kids, melts, merry, mouth, night, p.s, pickled, playing, pork, rob, salt, smooth, sparrow, swmbo, tender, traditional, watching

Replies: 13
Views: 1,735

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2006 04:19 PM; by Flowboy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Christmas with Louise

Started by Groggy, 14th December 2005 05:20 PM

bark, bottom, brother, buy, called, car, christmas, dinner, doll, fell, fireplace, grandpa, granny, hang, home, hose, hour, hours, house, inflatable, left, louise, louises, love, morning, mouth, noticed, panty, santa, talking

Replies: 8
Views: 2,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 09:56 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Give us back the power to protect our property

Started by Munga, 9th December 2006 08:11 AM

catch, consequence, copped, hands, happened, home, kids, law, lecture, lights, lights.mad, mouth, officer, peoples, possibly, power, properly, property, protect, pull, shut, sign, signs, taking, throw, told, unable, walk, wife, wrong

Replies: 9
Views: 1,827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2006 07:52 PM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Oddities!

Started by Doughboy, 8th November 2006 02:25 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

anymore, beats, connected, cool, crocodiles, ground, heart, hop, inside, kangaroo, minute, mouth, oddities, pete, regrow, roof, set, shark, starfish, tail, teeth, time, tongue, touching, week, whales

Replies: 27
Views: 2,725

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2006 05:28 AM; by Flowboy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

New Medication

Started by Jack Plane, 18th October 2006 04:14 PM

all-night, control, dare, desire, dry, effects, encouraged, hiding, include, karaoke, living, loss, medication, mind, mouth, naked, nursing, play, pregnant, rounds, shyness, sing, start, stop, strip, truth, twister, white, wine, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2006 04:31 PM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Lightning Exits Woman's Bottom............

Started by Metal Head, 12th October 2006 08:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, appears, bathroom, bizarre, blast, body, building, burns, cleaning, damp, earthed, exits, impossible, lightning, mouth, rear, remember, rubber, sata, shoes, shot, shower, struck, tap, teeth, time, told, treated, wearing, woman

Replies: 29
Views: 3,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2006 06:15 PM; by Gumby

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

In Memorium

Started by tameriska, 12th September 2006 10:58 PM

builder, cabinetmaker, carpenter, concreter, cut, dad, day, died, employment, fair, father, hand, hard, knowledge, lining, memorium, memory, miss, mouth, people, plasterer, r.i.p, retail, roofer, started, stonemason, tiler, till, trade, word

Replies: 12
Views: 1,893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2006 11:29 PM; by tameriska

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Baaaaaaaaaar

Started by Phil Spencer, 11th September 2006 05:25 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2006 04:21 PM; by MurrayD99

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JOKES

It's not what you say, but how you say it

Started by Breslauer, 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM

8-year-old, answer, bees, birds, couple, dad, daddy, decides, dinner, explaining, father, finished, girl, hanging, mom, mouth, proceeded, question, ready, replied, secs, sex, straight, surprised, told, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Test for Dementia

Started by fred.n, 29th June 2006 07:48 PM

1000, add, answer, answered, bonus, buy, calculator, daughters, day, dementia, expresses, father, fourth, marys, mouth, nana, nene, nini, nono, nunu, overtake, pair, person, question, shop, simple, sunglasses;, test, time, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2006 01:54 PM; by sea dragon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One afternoon at the Royal...

Started by silentC, 13th June 2006 11:02 AM

afraid, afternoon, allowing, bartender, bartenders, beard, breathed, continued, couple, fingers, forefinger, gently, hair, hand, hands, ladies, lip, managed, message, mouth, paper, popping, royal, running, slyly, soap, suck, toilet, towels, whispered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 05:54 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Oh Bugga

Started by MathewA, 20th April 2006 07:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100, backup, bugga, bugger, cats, data, dead, drive, external, formating, found, garage, hdd, hiding, imagination, laptop, machine, million, minutes, mouth, move, night, odds, orange, passed, storm, suffice, system, systems, time

Replies: 15
Views: 2,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2006 10:20 PM; by MathewA

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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