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Hospital Chart Bloopers

Started by Barry Hicks, 6th May 2008 07:29 AM

1993, alert, alive, anorexia, appearing, appears, bloopers, breakfast, chart, constantly, crying, day, decrepit, depressed, discharge, forgetful, healthy, hospital, left, lunch, male, mentally, numb, patient, permission, status, tearful, toes, waffles, y.o

Replies: 0
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2008 07:29 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Cattle-nomics

Started by Groggy, 30th April 2008 11:43 AM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2008 08:04 PM; by Groggy

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John & Allan on tour

Started by Rodgera, 17th April 2008 08:55 AM

allan, approaching, argued, arguing, argument, blonde, burrrrrrrr, counter, driving, employee, gerrrrrrr, girl, john, kiiiiing, leaned, louisiana, lunch, natchitoches, pronounce, pronunciation, settle, slowly, started, stood, stopped, tour, town, usa

Replies: 2
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 09:35 PM; by joe greiner

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Furniture remodeller

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th March 2008 11:55 AM

allan, bit, blue, calendar, dance, evening, floor, furniture, heaps, hotel, john, left, lunch, months, munruben, nahhh, night, party, preparing, publican, remodeller, replied, sawdust, stole

Replies: 1
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2008 12:32 AM; by tea lady

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Long Trip

Started by Rodgera, 8th March 2008 08:00 AM

arrived, bad, called, car, complained, couple, distance, elderly, finally, finishing, fussed, glasses, hat, highway, left, long, lunch, meal, miss, munruben, restaurant, retrieve, roadside, stopped, table, travel, trip, wife, woman, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 11:46 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Aggy Day at Semour

Started by dai sensei, 15th February 2008 05:18 PM

aggy, attend, attending, brother, catch, chainsaw, cheers, coord, day, farm, fly, flying, funeral, lunch, meet, melbourne, milling, quick, relations, semour, showgrounds, sounds, stuff, sunday, tells, timber, tuesday, visit, weekend, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 10:38 AM; by dai sensei

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A True Queenslander.

Started by Toyboy, 6th February 2008 10:51 AM

australia, beer, bloke, blokes, carlton, cascade, cleanest, coke, conference, coopers, decide, diet, draught, drinking, glances, head, hesitation, lunch, manager, mates, national, planet, queenslander, shrugs, south, sprouted, tooheys, true, victoria, xxxx

Replies: 0
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 10:51 AM; by Toyboy

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How do you put on weight????

Started by Greg Ward, 10th January 2008 07:24 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

188cm, advice, appreciated, bandsaw, beers, breakfast, bush, eat, evening, extra, falling, fencing, greg, lunch, maccas, mals, meal, mucking, night, office, pants, sandwiches, snack, spent, spraying, sydney, tall, weeds, weeks, weight

Replies: 36
Views: 6,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 07:43 AM; by Harry72

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Kid's 18th

Started by rsser, 20th January 2008 05:31 PM

18th, born, child, dad, daughter;, divorced, energetic, grown, keen, kid, kids, kinda, lived, lunch, luuurve, mum, nicely, obvious, organised, partner, photo, proud, repartnered, ruth, shes, single, smart, son, sons, successful

Replies: 5
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 11:38 AM; by rsser

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Melbourne west shed meet

Started by kman-oz, 27th October 2007 11:52 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

10am, 2008, 5th, amount, bbq, beverages, bring, date, details, dinner, food, gear, grow, huge, humble, january, lunch, meet, melbourne, midday-ish, offer, offers, provision, shed, space, suburbs, time, west, western, workshop

Replies: 79
Views: 12,004

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 09:20 PM; by scooter

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And now it is Christmas

Started by Ashore, 25th December 2007 12:07 AM

christmas, day, drive, family, happy, hope, lunch, merry, midnight, rgds, roll, russell, safely, score, till, time, wait

Replies: 1
Views: 1,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2007 12:16 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Only a woman

Started by ravlord13, 24th December 2007 02:55 PM

aging, club, consideration, difficult, dinner, easy, eating, extra, finished, golf, half, home, hour, impossible, job, lunch, oversensitive, pete, rest, retirement, sandy, sit, table, tact, time, wife, woman, women, worse, yell

Replies: 1
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 03:16 PM; by Calm

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Heartfelt Funeral Service

Started by fenderbelly, 4th November 2007 09:32 AM

amen, car, closed, coat, door, eating, funeral, gathered, genesis, glory, heard, heart, heartfelt, hold, lord, lunch, poured, praise, preached, proper, putting, revelation, septic, service, soul, taking, tanks, twenty, walked, workers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2007 03:20 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Aussie Computer Culcha

Started by pawnhead, 31st October 2007 10:16 PM

adding, aussie, barbie, brings, cold, counter, culcha, fish, forks, hang, hill, hotter, knives, log, lunch, mozzies, net, person, pub, server, shed, shut, spiders, steep, upgrade, ute, washing, won’t, wood, yahoo

Replies: 0
Views: 978

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 10:16 PM; by pawnhead

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Cut lunch

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th October 2007 10:35 AM

bag, christ, colourful, concerned, construction, convent, correct, cut, decided, heads, jesus, language, living, looked, lunch, nun, paper, shook, site, smile, spend, spot, steelwork, steelworkers, time, walked, wifes, worker, workers, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 10:35 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Barry and Allan together again.

Started by munruben, 1st October 2007 10:32 PM

allan, allans, barry, bought, car, coat, discovered, dollar, door, doors, handing, hanger, ignition, keys, left, locked, luck, lunch, offered, quick, rain, returned, seats, shop, soaking, starting, top, unlock, wet, wire

Replies: 2
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 04:45 PM; by K_S

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We are really good friends/

Started by munruben, 23rd September 2007 05:36 PM

allan, barry, earlier, friends, friends or, good, life, lunch, picture

Replies: 4
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 04:09 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Extended lunch hour

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th August 2007 06:07 PM

agreed, allan, baby, boy, break, calm, chap, david, dunno, dying, elated, employee, expecting, extended, girl, gotta, hope, hour, lunch, months, naturally, now.2tsup, readily, replied, smiles, time, wait, wife, wonderfully, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,889

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2007 10:46 PM; by Calm

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Won't Cook

Started by Rodgera, 17th August 2007 10:57 AM

14-year-old, business, called, check, cook, cooked, decided, feature, fine, house, leaving, left, listen, lunch, minutes, mom, oven, ovens, peel, phoned, potatoes, refrigerator, roast, set, son, started, stoves, time, timer, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 12:38 PM; by munruben

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The good ol' days

Started by pawnhead, 18th July 2007 10:45 PM

air, cojones, conditioned, days, fridges, good, grow, lunch, meh, pie, warmers

Replies: 12
Views: 2,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2007 04:21 PM; by Bluegum

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Bran Muffins

Started by Barry_White, 5th June 2007 05:52 PM

beautiful, beverages, bran, cholesterol, day, enjoy, fat, flowing, foods, free, glanced, health, heaven, hill, imaginable, looked, low, lunch, managed, married, muffins, nervously, peter, play, replied, reward, rich, sixty, watched, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2007 06:21 PM; by weisyboy

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Blonde Joke

Started by Doughboy, 3rd June 2007 10:04 AM

beef, blonde, blondes, bolognaise, box, building, burritos, cabbage, corned, death, enchiladas, floor, guy, hated, idiot, irishman, joke, jump, jumped, jumping, lunch, makes, mexican, mexicans, realize, stared, tacos, time, wept, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2007 11:58 PM; by Barry_White

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Poll: Does your missus pack your lunch??

Started by nats, 22nd March 2007 10:40 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2tsup, advance, anonymous, btw, curious, devil-son, feed, lunch, lunches, matter, missus, morning, night, other-halves, pack, packed, poll, sandwiches, wink, woken

Replies: 36
Views: 4,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2007 09:38 AM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A French joke

Started by jmk89, 19th March 2007 04:56 PM

attended, audience, closed, continued, decided, drivelling, encourage, french, friday, graveyard, guy, joke, lunch, months, nice, night, participation, presenter, presenters, question, sat, seminar, sex, shift, smiling, stand, standing, stayed, thread, tonight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2007 04:56 PM; by jmk89

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Non-Existent Shed Story Part 2

Started by RufflyRustic, 3rd January 2007 07:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attentive, bigcry, bugger, cheers, christmas, closed, finally, fit, friends, hmm, hwm-n-bo, hwmbo, lunch, merry, non-existent, nonexistent, othe, proceeds, round, shed, shut, sigh, story, suddenly, takes, till, update, week, wendy, yippy

Replies: 27
Views: 4,620

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2007 09:48 AM; by RufflyRustic

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THE GARDEN SHED

Alter ego on the www

Started by Cliff Rogers, 3rd February 2007 06:16 PM

alter, ego, frame, home, links, lunch, notice, page, sidebar, stopped, ubeauts, woking, www, www.woodworkforums.com

Replies: 6
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2007 01:09 PM; by ubeaut

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Last day at work

Started by Iain, 22nd December 2006 07:10 AM

1pm, 3pm, announced, bit, day, enthusiastic, finished, gods, lunch, moon, plans, reckon, riot, training, troops, wednesday, work

Replies: 13
Views: 1,894

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2006 07:19 AM; by Pat

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Grandads Christmas Poem

Started by Iain, 21st December 2006 07:59 AM

answered, balls, beer, bottle, christmas, day, died, emptied, grandads, guts, lunch, master, merry, paupers, peered, poem, remember, stalls, strode, twas, whisky, wished, workhouse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 07:59 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Afterlife

Started by Jack Plane, 22nd November 2006 11:11 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2006 11:11 AM; by Jack Plane

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Sydney woodworkers lunch

Started by Wongo, 13th November 2006 03:19 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

cbd, cool, gossip, lunch, quick, sydney, woodworkers

Replies: 56
Views: 6,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2006 05:13 PM; by Tex B

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Speak English fat pig.

Started by Wongo, 12th November 2006 11:29 PM

40s, bad, bought, bus, caught, centre, cheesed, chinese”, day, english, fat, feeling, lady, lady.mad, left, lunch, mind, others?mad, pig, reason, said.d, shopping, speak, terrible, title, train, walked, walking, woman, words

Replies: 11
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2006 08:51 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Thursday Lunch

Started by Terry B, 9th November 2006 02:21 PM

aka, banter, beer, brendan, cheers, felder, food, fri, lunch, meet, pub, thursday, virtual, waffle

Replies: 2
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2006 11:55 AM; by Felder

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Workplace Rules

Started by bennylaird, 30th October 2006 09:07 AM

advised, annual, assume, car, charges, company, days, deducted, doctor, drive, driving, employee, employment, internet, leave, lunch, minutes, months, people, picture, public, raise, rules, salary, staff, time, toilet, transportation, usage, workplace

Replies: 3
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2006 11:27 AM; by bennylaird

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A Meeting With Wongo

Started by Felder, 27th October 2006 05:22 PM

bloke, bought, chicken, dans, daughter, diy, friday, greet, home, hot, hours, house, lunch, meal, meat, meet, meeting, noticed, parked, polite, scott, shy, soup, starts, stuff, ute, wife, wong, wongo, workshop

Replies: 12
Views: 1,674

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2006 10:56 AM; by Jim Carroll

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Question for the members of the constabulary

Started by silentC, 24th October 2006 04:06 PM

1100am, 1200, bust, constabulary, drink, drunk, extremely, hits, lunch, marginal, members, merimbula, night, ordinary, passed, people, pinging, pissed, question, rbt, road, set, surely, time, tuedsay, wife, zone

Replies: 12
Views: 1,794

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2006 10:34 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Started by Guy, 30th September 2006 03:57 PM

address, advance, attend, bottom, co-workers, day, days, friends, healthy, insanity, level, lunch, maintain, money, mood, netting, party, play, poems, poetry, recital, rhyme, rock, sit, sounds, time, tropical, ways, won, wrestling

Replies: 10
Views: 2,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 02:03 AM; by ernknot

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Received this.

Started by RETIRED, 22nd September 2006 10:28 AM

51277531, b.b.q, bookings, club, coffee, contact, cost, day, display, email, free, information, keyhoe, kiosk, laurie, lk@vic.australis.com.au, lunch, moe, nominate, november, received, sale, set, short, spell, tea, tools, wood, woodies, “turns”

Replies: 0
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2006 10:28 AM; by RETIRED

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Baaaaaaaaaar

Started by Phil Spencer, 11th September 2006 05:25 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2006 04:21 PM; by MurrayD99

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Something else ...

Started by Daddles, 25th August 2006 02:45 PM

add, adding, bread, coffee, coffee;, day, freshly, improve, instant, lamb, lebbo, list, loaded, lunch, mug, plunger, richard, roast, skipped, spoon, yum

Replies: 1
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2006 02:59 PM; by Wood Butcher

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

bob's retirment

Started by goat, 19th August 2006 10:46 AM

aging, arrested, beverly, bob, break, club, cold, difficult, dinner, eating, extra, finished, found, golf, half, home, hour, job, lunch, oversensitive, rest, retirment, sit, table, tact, time, wife, women, worse, yell

Replies: 2
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2006 10:33 PM; by Sturdee

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Two psychologists

Started by Ian007, 15th July 2006 12:36 PM

attacked, bitch, boobs, breakfast, counter, excuse, freud, freudian, fu?ked, guy, home, lady, life, love, lunch, maam, meant, morning, noticed, pass, psychologists, salt, shrink, slip, station, stupid, ticket, titty, train, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 02:50 PM; by Ian007

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Muffled Workers

Started by Rodgera, 10th June 2006 03:55 AM

beauty, bitterest, bought, buy, day, deed, earmuffs, estate, explained, fierce, foreman, hear, landlord, lives, lunch, muffled, muffs, noticing, offered, owner, wear, wearing, winters, workers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2006 03:55 AM; by Rodgera

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OK you pack of pansies

Started by Grunt, 4th February 2006 08:33 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$615, bike, bums, cost, day, days, dollars, family, fit, free, fun, gvbr, head, holiday, includes, late, lunch, meals, months, november, pack, pansies, pudgy, rest, ride, thailand, time, victorian, week, yer

Replies: 25
Views: 3,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2006 08:57 PM; by MajorPanic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

European Wasps

Started by echnidna, 21st March 2006 09:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

board, bomb, bottom, easy, european, found, handle, house, knocked, line, location, lunch, mention, nest, noggin, plate, renos, replace, ripped, rugged, safe, spider, straight, supermarket, type, wall, wasp, wasps, weatherboard, weatherboards

Replies: 19
Views: 4,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2006 11:30 PM; by Chris Parks

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Possum deterrent

Started by Auld Bassoon, 6th March 2006 09:02 PM

blasted, budding, cheers, corner, critters, deterrent, eek, ejection, elsewhererolleyes, filled, footie, game, gutter, gutters, hose, hurt, ideas, installing, lunch, mad, morning, night, permanent, players, possum, razor, roof, sound, thinking, wire

Replies: 11
Views: 4,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2006 07:09 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Be warned

Started by Daddles, 23rd February 2006 08:58 AM

anticipation, bad, bed, cuddled, day, discovered, dog, dressed, fishing, garage, grabbed, hook, house, husband, johns, lunch, mixed, morning, quietly, replied, saturday, sleepily, slipped, stupid, terrible, undressed, warned, weather, whispered, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2006 08:58 AM; by Daddles

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straight from Qld Health (maybe)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 1st February 2006 09:52 PM

alert, anorexia, breakfast, children, constant, day, depressed, examination, headaches, health, home, hospital, infrequent, left, lunch, moist, normal, numb, occasional, patient, qld, rectal, revealed, size, skin, straight, toes, unresponsive, waffles, x-rated

Replies: 0
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 09:52 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Notes From A Thoughtful Husband

Started by Jack Plane, 19th January 2006 09:57 AM

aging, cold, difficult, dinner, eating, extra, finished, freshly, glass, half, home, hour, hurt, husband, julie, lunch, notes, oversensitive, rest, ron, sit, suddenly, table, tact, thoughtful, time, wife, women, worse, yell

Replies: 0
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 09:57 AM; by Jack Plane

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Christmas Lunch

Started by Iain, 24th December 2005 05:45 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

australian, boags, breadcrumbs, butter, chardonnay, christmas, coated, couple, day, easy, fare, fried, giving, glasses, green, herbed, herbs, lump, lunch, native, oil, olive, pan, parmesan, potatoes, premium, salmon, smashed, traditional, typo

Replies: 26
Views: 3,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2005 03:25 PM; by Wood Borer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work...

Started by normell, 22nd November 2005 10:00 AM

alcohol, bar, bare, chardonnay, dance, drunk, eliminates, employees, friends, hoped, ideas, job, life, lot, lunch, makes, negotiations, party, profitable, reasons, relax, send, served, sitting, truck, work, |@@|@@|@, |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^, ||__|__|___|, |||

Replies: 1
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 10:14 AM; by Daddles

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Poll: Does your missus pack your lunch??