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Differences Between You & Your Boss

Started by Shrek3, 4th September 2008 10:51 PM

apple, applies, apply, boss, business, busy, cooperative, day, differences, doh, human, idiot, interview, lazy, leave, makes, mistake, office, original, overlooked, overworked, pleases, polishing, rules, sick, slow, stand, takes, time, wandering

Replies: 2
Views: 1,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2008 10:41 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Computers & Idiot Users

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 9th July 2008 09:22 PM

bad, computer, computers, feel, idiot, illiterate, rotfl, stupidities, users

Replies: 4
Views: 1,657

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2008 03:00 PM; by Timmo

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JOKES

Lets Start A Fight

Started by Barry Hicks, 29th June 2008 07:17 PM

arm, balanced, belong, bloke, bush, conversation, doctor, driving, explain, farmer, fence, fight, idiot, injured, kevin, meant, outback, pick, polititian-, post, puzzled, replied, road, rudd, start, stitched, turtle, visiting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2008 05:08 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Friday special

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th June 2008 10:20 AM

absolutely, alike, allan, clicks, continuously, dressed, enters, friday, greeter, hard-faced, hell, idiot, kmart, loud, love, mouse, obscenities, replied, screams, scrubby, slob, sons, special, stopped, teach, ten, twins, ugly, unattractive, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2008 10:50 AM; by Batpig

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JOKES

One good turn

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th June 2008 10:10 PM

allan, barry, called, clicks, close, collision, driveway, good, hand, idiot, indicators, john, kph, mouse, munruben, replied, resulted, signal, steady, street, teach, tootling, travelling, turn, warning

Replies: 2
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 08:56 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Joists need 2 screws at every bearer & tool recommendation for decking.

Started by Williamstown, 6th May 2008 07:14 PM

300mm, 3rd, 8th, 900mm, 9th, approx, bearer, blade, boards, cover, curling, cuts, decking, i’ve, idiot, joist, joists, laying, merbau, mitre, purchase, recommendation, rest, screwed, screws, spaced, spaces, speed, stop, tool

Replies: 5
Views: 2,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2008 12:34 PM; by UteMad

Forum:
DECKING

Understanding electricity digital meters...Hlp pls

Started by montiee, 22nd April 2008 10:55 PM

3/4, analog, apologies, australia, bills, digital, electricity, energy, feel, hlp, hope, household, idiot, included, meters, meters/box, metershlp, official, overseas, pics, pls, quality, quarter, reason, records, relating, understanding, understood, usage, verify

Replies: 6
Views: 2,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2008 11:49 PM; by Smurf

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Sherlock Holmes Camping Trip

Started by Rodgera, 23rd April 2008 02:49 PM

approximately, astronomically, beautiful, camping, day, deduce, god, holmes, horologically, idiot, insignificant, leo, meteorologically, millions, minute, night, past, powerful, quarter, sherlock, silent, spoke, stolen, suspect, tent, theologically, time, tomorrow, trip, watson

Replies: 1
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2008 03:07 PM; by Outbackrr

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JOKES

Irish

Started by Claw Hama, 22nd April 2008 09:15 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2008 09:15 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

The John

Started by Elbow, 7th March 2008 11:03 AM

allan, bar, bartender, bathroom, blood, bucket, curdling, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, john, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 11:03 AM; by Elbow

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JOKES

"Real" 911 Calls?

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th February 2008 08:52 AM

9-1-1, 911, ambulance, asthmatic, breath, breathing, caller, calling, calls, child, contractions, darn, dispatcher, emergency, foster, husband, idiot, minutes, nine-eleven, north, pass, phone, police, real, running, sir, sound, started, trouble, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 08:52 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Come On Kiwis, It's Your Turn Now

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th February 2008 02:05 PM

accent, aussie, beat, bloke, bloody, break, curious, day, geez, idiot, kiwis, left, mate, missing, mouth, peek, ready, replies, selling, shop, sitting, soon-to-be, sooner, store, tourist, turn, walk, walks, window, words

Replies: 6
Views: 1,668

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 08:43 AM; by Gra

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JOKES

Resume Hints

Started by Barry_White, 4th February 2008 12:50 PM

achieve, actual, associate, breed, consistently, depriving, dig, employee, employers, evaluations, failed, fails, far-and, has-been, hints, idiot, ignoramus, job, low, marital, performance, personal, resume, sets, sooner, standards, starts, status, supervision, village

Replies: 3
Views: 1,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2008 11:53 PM; by Pusser

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JOKES

Weatherboard Questions

Started by zoltrix, 22nd January 2008 05:40 PM

acrylic, adam, based, board, boards, bottom, call, coil, council, filler, finally, fixed, frame, galvanised, gap, guess, gun, hardwood, house, idiot, joined, lift, nail, nails, permit, questions, snap, strength, top, weatherboard

Replies: 14
Views: 3,757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 09:39 PM; by Dirty Doogie

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Bubba's Sister's Kids...

Started by Eli, 13th January 2008 07:01 PM

answers, beautiful, boy, boys, brother, bubba, bubba;, bubbas, caused, coma, deep, denephew, denise, doctor, dohno, expecting, fall, girls, guess, idiot, kids, months, mother, pregnant, replies, sister, woman, worst, wow, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 05:53 PM; by Eli

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JOKES

Bank deposit

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th January 2008 10:46 AM

allan, announced, assigned, bank, barry, brought, calendar, clout, count, day, decided, deposit, dollars, drove, finish, head, idiot, john, manager, million, months, munruben, proudly, races, staff, stole, team, truck, winnings, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 04:04 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

For Coughs Sake

Started by BazzaDLB, 19th November 2007 11:20 AM

afraid, bottle, chemist, clerk, cough, coughs, entire, guy, heavily, him;, idiot, laxative, laxatives, leaning, morning, owner, sake, shop, syrup, treat, walks, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 11:20 AM; by BazzaDLB

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JOKES

Idiot box problems

Started by patty, 11th November 2007 10:57 PM

appreciated, box, caused, close, colour, crt, current, de-magnetise, degaussing, fields, green, heard, ideas, idiot, lost, magnetic, monitors, picture, problems, recorder, repairs, sit, speakers, television, televisions, thinking, top, tubes, video, wand

Replies: 7
Views: 1,875

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 11:11 PM; by elkangorito

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Barry and Alan go camping

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:33 AM

alan, all-powerful, appears, approximately, asleep, barry, beautiful, camping, day, evident, fall, idiot, insignificant, lord, meteorlogically, millions, moment, past, quarter, replies, silent, site, speaks, stolen, tells, tent, theologically, time, tomorrow, wise

Replies: 4
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 10:24 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

What a Richard Cranium

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd September 2007 09:43 PM

almond, alright, bag, bits, box, breakfast, chuck, complete, corner, cough, cranium, days, dohb, downno, err, evidence, feel, hangs, honey, idiot, kellogs, live, mind, morning, offending, pieces, richard, special, white

Replies: 9
Views: 1,655

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 09:15 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Toilet humour (but its ok )!

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th August 2007 09:07 PM

allan, answered, answering, bit, busy, cubicle, decided, depart, door, dying, exit, heard, hope, humour, idiot, left, listen, questions, quickly, reached, remark, ring, robbo, scene, surprised, time, toilet, uneasy, voice, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2007 09:39 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Moved: Is it me?

Started by rgum, 16th August 2007 05:20 PM

action, blah, boss, bugger, cab, ceo, eyes, finger, fogged, fumming, grief, idiot, job, leave, march, panel, person, read, sais, sick, start, stuff, thankyou, told, tony, uncalled, wanna, waved, weeks, yelling

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2007 05:18 PM; by scooter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sorry

Started by ozwinner, 12th August 2007 06:22 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

2tsup, admin, apologise, baby, blista, bodgy, bought, business, caught, daehkcid, down.--, drink, figure, forum, freakin, fun, happen, hasta, idiot, letting, life, mod, mod/admin, neil, robbo, stress, team, touch, type, unwashed

Replies: 69
Views: 6,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2007 06:11 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

idiot proofing

Started by weisyboy, 4th August 2007 07:09 PM

bottles, boy, building.doh, directions, dispencer, dust, ear, gloves, hands, happend, idiot, invert, juice, lid, liquid, mark, mess, mower, pants, proofing, protection, read, removed, rotating, saftey, simply, soap, straightb, stupid, upside

Replies: 8
Views: 2,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 07:04 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

Advanced Medicine

Started by Barry_White, 4th August 2007 02:07 PM

advanced, american, country, doctor, german, germany, guys, half, heart, house, idiot, israeli, kidney, lung, medicine, outdone, person, russian, texas, weeks, white

Replies: 4
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2007 06:34 PM; by weisyboy

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JOKES

around the world

Started by munruben, 26th July 2007 03:15 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 04:34 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

What can I throw in these garden beds ?

Started by JDarvall, 13th July 2007 06:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

beds, bit, cheap, drainage, excuse, farm, free, garden, gardening, heard, ideas, idiot, inches, issue, lop, matter, misses, pile, posts, save, sawdust, sense, shavings, shed, slap, sleepers, supposed, throw, top, wife

Replies: 24
Views: 4,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2007 04:38 PM; by Geoff Dean

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Blonde Joke

Started by Doughboy, 3rd June 2007 10:04 AM

beef, blonde, blondes, bolognaise, box, building, burritos, cabbage, corned, death, enchiladas, floor, guy, hated, idiot, irishman, joke, jump, jumped, jumping, lunch, makes, mexican, mexicans, realize, stared, tacos, time, wept, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2007 11:58 PM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

Neighbours

Started by Gingermick, 16th May 2007 08:40 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,866

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2007 09:22 PM; by scooter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Note to Aussie travelers

Started by Toolin Around, 25th March 2007 12:03 AM

add, alaska, aussie, avid, bad, bit, british, called, colmbia, conversation, creek, dawson, day, fisherman, gear, grizzly, hell, hunt, idiot, killed, needless, note, sporting, spring, store, thaw, travelers, traveling, underway, yerself

Replies: 7
Views: 1,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2007 10:06 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How to Amuse an Idiot

Started by Grand Poobah, 24th September 1999 12:50 AM

Replies: 11
Views: 3,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2007 05:44 PM; by chrisb691

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JOKES

Idiot test.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 3rd January 2007 02:41 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

Replies: 38
Views: 4,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2007 06:51 PM; by Joash

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JOKES

One of "THOSE" phone calls.

Started by ozwinner, 5th January 2007 07:39 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

agitated, baby, calls, frick, hang, idiot, inform, mobile, names, optus, people, phone, spammers, stupid, tactful

Replies: 26
Views: 3,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2007 12:37 PM; by celeste

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Rejetting HW System: Nat Gas -> LPG?

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 23rd December 2006 06:01 PM

$600, >, call, chain, dux, eekmad, feasible, fit, gas, idiot, interchangeable, jets, larger, line, lpg, memory, nat, natural, oin, plumber, price, realistic, rejetting, requires, ridiculously, service, suchnsuch, system, told, yanking

Replies: 7
Views: 2,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2006 01:25 AM; by b1ueshift

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Bear of Small Brain wants to make Mullioned Casement Windows for Very Old House

Started by Mutley2003, 9th November 2006 08:11 PM

10mm, 20mm, 40mm, bear, brain, casement, deep, frame, glass, hinges, hole, house, idiot, inset, make, material, mullioned, mullions, piece, pretty, sash, small, sort, sound, style, thick, vertical, wide, window, windows

Replies: 4
Views: 3,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2006 06:40 PM; by Mutley2003

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

superglue on wifes kitchen bench

Started by scubabob, 22nd October 2006 09:57 PM

bench, benchtop, bit, blue, boys, cent, firstly, frames, glasses, happy, idiot, jason, kitchen, laminex, left, mark, month, needless, patch, ran, sewn, sized, standard, superglue, supergluing, top, type, understatement, wifes, worried

Replies: 8
Views: 3,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2006 08:36 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
KITCHENS

Stars

Started by bennylaird, 6th September 2006 09:07 AM

all-powerful, approximately, batman, beautiful, day, decriptive, evident, faithful, friend, idiot, insert, insignificant, lord, meteorologically, millions, moment, past, quarter, robin, silent, sky, speaks, stars, stolen, tells, tent, theologically, tomorrow, wakes, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2006 08:39 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

Jigsaw 1 Finger 0

Started by meerkat, 10th August 2006 02:38 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

about.cool, anyhoo, battle, careful, chuck, cutting, endings, etc.o, finger, fingers, gonna, hurt, idiot, index, jigsaw, joint, local, lucky, nerve, rolleyes, scar, shot, soooooo, stitches, stupid, talk, tetnus, watch, wife, yep

Replies: 16
Views: 3,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2006 03:50 PM; by Stuart

Forum:
SAFETY

WHat components do I need in a home theatre?

Started by Shannon Nash, 4th August 2006 12:22 AM

$1350, 1993, beautifully, borrowed, box, components, data, displays, eastern, gudday, home, idiot, lounge, melb, model, nec, projector, quality, spend, theatre, updating, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 2,829

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2006 01:10 PM; by GraemeCook

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KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

"here in the west"

Started by sawdustmike, 3rd July 2006 04:28 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 1,830

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2006 01:56 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

World Cup

Started by Eddie Jones, 30th June 2006 12:03 PM

angrily, breaking, call, canta, car, cup, customs, driver, fiat, german, germans, guys, idiot, ina, italian, law, match, meansa, officer, people, quattro, replies, responds, soccer, speak, thereforea, uno, vant, world, zupervisor

Replies: 0
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2006 12:03 PM; by Eddie Jones

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JOKES

Latest Idiot

Started by Barry_White, 17th June 2006 04:16 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2006 08:10 PM; by Rossluck

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Skirting Boards

Started by samrose, 20th September 2005 06:34 PM

boards, building, buy, carpet, hardware, house, idiot, install, mdf, premolded, putting, question, sam, skirting, stores, stuff, suspect, thinking

Replies: 8
Views: 14,868

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2006 10:22 AM; by Jimmy845

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

How To Keep An Idiot Busy

Started by echnidna, 5th May 2006 10:44 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2006 10:44 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Removing cornice in one piece

Started by cohunas, 30th September 2005 09:13 AM

110mm, 210mm, 240mm, brittle, buying, ceiling, cleanly, complete, cornice, couple, due, found, hard, hoping, hung, idiot, installed, lot, option, piece, plasterboard, post, price, ready, remove, removing, size, split, tips, wall

Replies: 8
Views: 13,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2006 09:30 PM; by scooter

Forum:
PLASTERING

Clever Mechanic

Started by Landseka, 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM

announced, arrived, automobile, car, clever, dealership, department, discovered, door, drivers, feverishly, found, handle, hey, idiot, instinctively, keys, locked, mechanic, passenger, pick, replied, service, sighting, technician, told, unlock, unlocked, watched, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM; by Landseka

Forum:
JOKES

An idiot in the shed

Started by Shedhand, 19th February 2006 09:44 PM

arm, blade, blood, eekeek, eyes, gash, idiot, mate, planes, rehab, sharp, shave, shed

Replies: 7
Views: 1,796

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2006 10:39 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
SAFETY

Sauce on the side of the road.

Started by ozwinner, 19th February 2006 05:16 PM

ahead, car, cruiser, dead, eek, falcon, flung, girl, guts, horse, idiot, land, lights, load, loaded, magna, nature, power, presumeably, range, road, rover, sauce, slowed, strip, towing, trailer, truck, weights, wrong

Replies: 7
Views: 1,954

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2006 09:22 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Help wanted: apply within

Started by ozwinner, 13th February 2006 05:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 17
Views: 3,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2006 04:05 PM; by Wongo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

James MOrrison

Started by Iain, 22nd January 2006 12:26 PM

accidentald, accidentals, afternoon, box, buggerize, coil, concerto, decidsed, discerning, duet, foot, funnel, garden, happen, horn, hose, idiot, james, length, morrision, morrison, mozart, play, playing, sat, sbs, shot, theories, trouble, yesterday

Replies: 9
Views: 1,628

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2006 08:25 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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