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The Fishing Trip

Started by John Saxton, 9th October 2009 12:55 AM

beautiful, bed, bedroom, beer, buddies, camp, carry, chair, cheers, covered, drown, eyes, fishing, home, lady, left, letting, missus, negligee, peeled, phil, replied, slumped, snuck, sorrows, surprise, talk, tie, trip, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2009 11:32 AM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

Dust Storm Question

Started by Rossluck, 23rd September 2009 05:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

atmosphere, blue, blueish, brisbane, carl, colours, confirmed, create, dust, frequencies, gateway, guess, jokes, light, looked, mobile, moon, noticed, people, phone, predominating, question, storm, story, strong, sun, surprise, tinge, wondering, wrong

Replies: 19
Views: 2,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2009 06:18 PM; by tea lady

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

premiership.

Started by groverwa, 28th June 2009 05:10 PM

beer, blokes, cries, dave, day, decides, devil, drinking, enjoying, frustrated, grins, happy, heat, hell, hell.the, home, hundred, johnno, kinda, love, miserable, nice, pair, plan, premiership, reminds, stops, surprise, temperature, weather

Replies: 2
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2009 08:49 PM; by Calm

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Why plumbers need to be careful

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 30th May 2009 08:00 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2009 08:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING

Green Ooze in wiring

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th April 2009 10:00 PM

btw, change, coming, copper, crack, found, green, house, light, normal, ooze, paint, painting, read, renovateforum.com, rewiring, somthing, sparkie, surprise, switch, thinking, thread, unscrew, wiring

Replies: 0
Views: 4,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2009 10:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

A Pleasant surprise

Started by JTTHECLOCKMAN, 17th April 2009 07:03 AM

2009, blown, boyle, britains, click, link, live, lyrics, pen, play, pleasant, portyion, prepared, related, share, singer, sit, speakers, story, surprise, susan, talent, television, time, top, uncovered, video, wondering, yellow, youtube

Replies: 6
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2009 05:20 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Well done elraco distributors!

Started by snowyskiesau, 30th March 2009 08:20 PM

accessed, call, card, charge, charged, credit, customer, dealt, distributors, due, elraco, extra, filled, hiccup, hit, hold, hundred, item, items, not-steve, pleasant, ready, replied, save, service, ship, shipping, spoke, surprise, worries

Replies: 0
Views: 3,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2009 08:20 PM; by snowyskiesau

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Dormitory

Started by Rodgera, 20th March 2009 06:57 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2009 06:57 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Gold Coast V8 Bar stool

Started by wheelinround, 11th March 2008 04:13 PM

$7000, anderson, bag, bar, bit, bought, cat, coast, driving, easy, effort, enthusiast, evolved, finally, gold, idea, instructions, intention, kit, machine, mates, motoring, planned, putting, rides, shut, stage, stool, surprise, trap

Replies: 4
Views: 6,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2009 12:51 PM; by Ed Reiss

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'day from Melbourne

Started by recordcollector, 16th February 2009 06:54 PM

called, check, collecting, feel, free, gday, hand, melbourne, planes, recently, record, restoring, started, surprise, tools, website, www.recordhandplanes.com

Replies: 4
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 10:43 AM; by recordcollector

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Las Vegas, an interesting little known fact

Started by fenderbelly, 14th January 2009 10:49 AM

accept, apparently, aro-d, cashed, casino, casinos, chip, chips, churches, collect, collected, devised, fact, franciscan, gambling, interesting, las, living, method, monastery, monks, nearby, offerings, origin, passed, send, services, sorting, surprise, vegas

Replies: 6
Views: 1,860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2009 10:10 AM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Best brand of Plasterboard Screwdriver-Bit?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 12th January 2009 06:20 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 3,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2009 06:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Urgent help please - decking and boundaries

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

apparently, approval, asap, block, boundaries, boundary, build, built, canberra, confused, corner, deck, decking, fairly, line, non-frontage, pete, requirements, road, setback, special, starting, stuff, surprise, urgent

Replies: 0
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Kevin The Chicken

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th July 2008 06:42 AM

allan, awarded, bell, bells, brisbane, chicken, ekka, entered, figure, job, judges, kevin, move, noticed, overnight, performance, performing, piece, politician, populace, prize, proud, pullet, pullets, ringing, roosters, screwing, sensation, sneaking, surprise

Replies: 1
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 08:32 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Way, SWMBO and a surprise

Started by wayfarer, 29th February 2008 03:13 PM

beans, bloody, bowl, buggered, called, china, deal, designed, engagement, eternity, it’s, jeweller, justifications, met, nasty, part”, questioning, ring, she’s, signed, sound, spilled, sugar, surprise, surprise”, swmbo, wahroonga…”, wedding, “death, “it’s

Replies: 13
Views: 2,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 11:32 PM; by ian

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Light switch with only two wire points?

Started by Tenderfoot, 19th February 2008 04:22 PM

$200.00, advice, australian, earth, light, naivley, points, purchaesd, question, reluctant, responce, seller, standard, stated, surprise, switch, switches, touch, turf, wire, worth

Replies: 8
Views: 8,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 01:27 AM; by taurus

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Surprise

Started by wheelinround, 29th February 2008 03:12 PM

beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, chinese, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, sir, slams, sowwy, surprise, waiter, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 03:14 PM; by Wongo

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JOKES

Blokes Kitchen Diary

Started by tea lady, 21st February 2008 10:14 PM

astrid, beat, blokes, brought, chicken, clothes, controls, dearykins, diary, dinner, dress, fit, home, ingredients, kitchen, left, mince, oven, reason, recipe, rice, roast, salad, saturday, serve, shopping, sunday, surprise, sweetims, wrong

Replies: 8
Views: 1,987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 11:46 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Rewiring of Chinese Appliance to Australian

Started by SlenderSprite, 21st February 2008 04:50 PM

appliance, appreciated, australian, broken, chinese, disappeared, electric, fine, housing, mower, outlet, plug, prongs, replace, rewired, rewiring, surprise

Replies: 6
Views: 1,974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 06:42 PM; by Timmo

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Blonde Kitchen Diary

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th February 2008 11:18 AM

beat, blonde, brought, chicken, chocolate, clothes, diary, dinner, dress, fit, home, hubby, ingredients, kitchen, left, mince, moose, oven, reason, recipe, rice, roast, salad, saturday, serve, shopping, sunday, surprise, talk, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 04:39 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Please don't complain

Started by Rodgera, 8th February 2008 11:17 AM

abbot, allowed, bed, brought, called, chose, cold, complain, disgusted, hard, life, model, monastery, monk, nodded, perfect, performance, pleased, quit, replied, rest, scribe, surprise, telling, ten, told, tone, vow, warned, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 09:59 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Alive TV Splitter

Started by nev25, 12th January 2008 09:32 PM

112vac, ago, alive, assuming, bedrooms, copper, device, earth, faulty, gas, house, ideas, individual, injection, installed, lounge, measured, metal, meter, months, multi, passive, pipe, power, short, signal, split, splitter, story, surprise

Replies: 4
Views: 2,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2008 12:17 AM; by Ausyuppy

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Shipwrecked woodie

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th December 2007 08:01 AM

animals, ashore, birds, island, light, marooned, night, notices, purple, sand, shipwrecked, skin, sky, surprise, trees, wanders, washed, woodie

Replies: 2
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2007 05:10 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Surprise surprise

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:22 AM

acting, appeared, calmly, chair, companion, dining, dinner, disappeared, door, fine, finished, firmly, husband, looked, noticed, paces, pardon, replied, restaurant, sight, slid, sliding, slowly, surprise, table, taking, unaware, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 05:29 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

The Cat

Started by nev25, 25th October 2007 03:22 PM

animals, bowl, cat, concoction, contents, dish, fast, front, hanging, harmed, house, lapped, leave, night, petrol, ran, repulse, return, rid, road, sniff, sniffed, stopped, stray, surprise, times, told, watched, yard, yarn

Replies: 4
Views: 1,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2007 07:26 AM; by woodcutta

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JOKES

Chicken surprise.....

Started by Ruddy, 16th October 2007 10:22 PM

beady, bring, brings, calls, cast, chicken, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lidded, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, served, sir, slams, solly, surprise, waiter, “ah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 10:47 PM; by Tony Morton

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JOKES

Did I order this?

Started by Gra, 8th August 2007 12:56 AM

beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lightly, meal, order, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, serve, sir, slams, surprise, waiter

Replies: 1
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 01:10 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

orders from LV

Started by John Saxton, 12th July 2007 04:03 PM

ability, auspices, boo-boo, chap, cheers, company, concerned, deliver, doubt, e-mail, encountered, expensive, express, generated, happen, kudos, mail, mistakes, nature.i, orders, package, post, produce, product, rate, remained, surprise, time, volume, web-sites

Replies: 14
Views: 2,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 01:03 AM; by Lumber Bunker

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Post-funeral surprise

Started by arose62, 11th July 2007 11:27 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

agent, andrew, believed, berry, central, cheers, coast, complained, front, grade, hire, house, installing, job, live, missionary, moron, postfuneral, posts, pretty, public, rang, sale, screwing, signs, surprise, vandals, wife, wise, workmanlike

Replies: 17
Views: 2,920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2007 01:11 PM; by Bob38S

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Attachment question

Started by Daddles, 7th July 2007 03:17 PM

attachment, attachments, browse, chosen, code, existing, image, link, piccy, post, question, raw, re-use, richard, surprise, thread, thumping, upload, url, user, window

Replies: 4
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2007 05:16 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Some days are diamond some days are stone

Started by TEEJAY, 29th March 2007 06:13 PM

11years, accessories, antique, becky, birthday, bought, chisels, cough, day, days, diamond, dog, domino, eskilstuna, fox, friend, god, hold, holiday, miss, past, socket, stone, surprise, systainer, terrier, timber, tomorrow, unstruck, vet

Replies: 6
Views: 2,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2007 04:41 PM; by TEEJAY

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tank Water - Drinking Quality

Started by Bob38S, 1st March 2007 10:20 AM

apexes, avoid, bob, bottom, clean, contamination, damhik, drink, drinking, farmer, frighten, happening, months, mosquitoes, newcomers, nice, nzd, pool, product, pump, quality, roll, sludge/mud, stirring, stop, surprise, tank, tanks, unpleasant, water

Replies: 12
Views: 2,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2007 08:12 PM; by bsrlee

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Complete Bathroom in a Day

Started by batcat, 31st January 2007 11:41 AM

ago, bathroom, battened, broken, clean, complete, corners, day, entire, fills, floor, found, gee, gpo, guess, hard, hidden, holder, line, pipe, plumber, product, section, set, shower, silicon, surprise, timber, unit, waste

Replies: 3
Views: 2,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2007 12:41 PM; by RufflyRustic

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BATHROOM & TOILET

Santas Flight

Started by JDub, 21st December 2006 11:18 AM

ahead, belt, carrying, check, checked, compass, ear, engine, enormous, examiner, fastened, finally, flight, harness, hopped, leaned, payload, ready, reindeer, ride, santa, santas, seat, shotgun, shoulder, sled, sleds, surprise, takeoff, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 04:50 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

wedding dresses

Started by goat, 1st September 2006 05:45 PM

appliances, bride, dad, double-check, dresses, eek, eve, father, fresh-faced, household, lad, mom, mother, night, pure, question, replies, son, surprise, town, wedding, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,667

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 05:45 PM; by goat

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JOKES

Money for nothing

Started by Ian007, 5th February 2006 02:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$165.00, aircon, ali, aliminium, bit, box, chicks, clean, copper, evap, frames, freerolleyes, hands, home, lad, money, nice, remember, scrap, stuff, surprise, throwing, yard

Replies: 17
Views: 2,757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2006 08:44 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Las Vegas Catholic Churches

Started by Baz, 25th January 2006 07:23 PM

basket, cashed, casino, casinos, catholic, chip, chips, churches, collect, collected, comin, franciscan, havedevised, las, living, method, monastery, monks, nearby, offerings, origin, passed, send, services, sorting, sunday, surprise, surprisingly, vegas, worshippers

Replies: 5
Views: 1,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 04:32 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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JOKES

Organ Oil for Outdoor Furniture

Started by seanr, 5th December 2005 11:00 PM

application, customer, furniture, garage, jarrah, looked, oil, organ, outdoor, passed, piece, product, recently, results, seats, stressing, surprise, terrible, weeks

Replies: 5
Views: 7,865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2005 10:08 PM; by seanr

Forum:
FINISHING

Possible FRAUD on ebay

Started by boban, 30th November 2005 07:41 PM

backhoe, bobcat, buy, day, days, deal, easily, ebay, email, fraud, hold, inspect, inspection, international, location, mower, payment, price, receive, received, release, ride, send, shipping, start, surprise, tractor, trading, victim, week

Replies: 7
Views: 4,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2005 08:59 PM; by DavidG

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Napisan

Started by Bluegum, 12th October 2005 10:45 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2005 10:45 AM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Group Hugs

Started by Grunt, 15th March 2005 08:58 PM

bar, byo, crap, crow, foilie, forget, group, grunt, hug, hugs, ozwinners, pancakes, saturday, serious, supplied, surprise

Replies: 9
Views: 1,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2005 11:17 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I just want that one....

Started by tonyhart, 25th November 2004 07:40 PM

$1000, alas, catalogue, display, displays, experience, fairly, floor, immediately, information, model, monster, obtained, purchased, quiet, run, salesman, saws, similar, stock, suffered, supplier, suppliers, supply, surprise, thankfully, timber, time, tony, wrong

Replies: 10
Views: 2,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2004 07:53 PM; by outback

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HAVE YOUR SAY

How to tell if a cat is dead

Started by silentC, 19th October 2004 09:40 AM

answered, boy, cat, child, dead, ear, exclaimed, explained, found, hed, innocently, kindergarten, leaned, move, pssed, pssst, pupil, surprise, teacher, told

Replies: 3
Views: 1,898

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2004 08:41 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

surprise, surpise.....

Started by Christopha, 5th October 2004 07:51 PM

14th, 1992, airtime, annual, auburn, awards, concluded, country, devoted, effect, gundlach, handed, james, makes, metropolitan, music, nobel, prize, rate, recognize, report, research, rolleyes, stack, suicide, surpise, surprise, university, white, winners

Replies: 1
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2004 09:13 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Chair Man of the Board

Started by Kev Y., 1st October 2004 05:40 AM

board, budget, chair, conclusion, continue, cuts, dictated, door, executives, found, gentlemen, hesitating, husband, lap, man, office, operate, resolving, secretary, sitting, stopped, surprise, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2004 05:40 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Telstra - The friendly company

Started by Peter R, 19th September 2004 02:34 PM

$5.00, 12th, 28th, account, call, charge, company, credit, customer, date, due, extension, fee, friend, friendly, friends, information, informed, issue, late, manager, matter, officer, paid, pay, persisted, phone, surprise, telstra, told

Replies: 10
Views: 2,606

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2004 11:55 AM; by TassieKiwi

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Started by ubeaut, 10th March 2002 01:02 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

care, devil, door, handsom, holiday, overseas, returned, robbo, ruggedly, sophisticated, suave, surprise, woodturner, workshop

Replies: 33
Views: 8,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2003 07:49 PM; by Caliban

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A Woodies Yarn

Blonde Joke

Started by Simple, 18th August 2003 12:53 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2003 12:53 PM; by Simple

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JOKES

Deprivation

Started by John Saxton, 10th August 2001 09:42 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2001 09:42 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Spanish T.V.

Started by Gino, 13th July 2001 12:22 PM

audience, bed, bedroom, calls, daughter, dog, family, front, girl, hidden, home, house, left, live, martin, naughty, obediently, parents, pate, ricky, school, set, shocked, spanish, spread, stark, studio, surprise, trots, wardrobe

Replies: 1
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2001 07:02 PM; by Rod Smith

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JOKES

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