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Groucho Marks and his cigar....

Started by MBM888, 4th November 2012 11:17 PM

children.o, cigar, confidently, era, groucho, hesitation, hmmand, husband, introduced, love, manage, marks, mention, much.throbpash, replied, sex, smokeing, woman

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Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2012 11:17 PM; by MBM888

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Compliments

Started by MBM888, 26th October 2012 06:12 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2012 07:13 PM; by chambezio

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For the Ladies…

Started by MBM888, 17th October 2012 05:31 PM

$20, $20.00, address, bill, clean, condition, considered, deeply, exceptionally, eyes, flabbergasted, hand, handsome, house, kinky, ladies…, leaned, looked, mans, matter, meaningfully, moment, pressed, proposition, purse, removed, replied, slowly, woman, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2012 05:31 PM; by MBM888

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Beware older women

Started by MBM888, 7th October 2012 07:39 PM

barrels, beware, butt, crowd, dance, gun, gunslinger, hands, heard, laughing, licked, looked, mule, mules, older, quietly, saloon, shotgun, silence, slowly, son, sounds, stared, started, twin, wavered, whiskey, woman, womans, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2012 07:39 PM; by MBM888

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New Glasses

Started by Rodgera, 30th August 2012 03:04 AM

bought, complained, confirmed, error, eyeglasses, filling, glasses, husband, husbands, inquired, lab, maam, optometrist, optometry, pair, prescription, purchased, return, store, walks, week, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2012 03:23 PM; by rrich

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Smart Girl

Started by Breslauer, 9th June 2012 09:41 AM

angered, anne, bed, bellevue, cell, continuous, cross, diatribe, eric, fifteen, girl, guess, heart, hey, loudly, meeting, minutes, phone, public, sitting, smart, stupid, sweetheart, talking, thirty, top, train, voice, woman, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 2,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2012 09:42 PM; by John Williams

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A lom

Started by fenderbelly, 21st June 2012 10:02 AM

ago, bitch, day, day.roll, disclaimer--the, lom, moan, nag, necessarily, reflect, story, time, views, whine, woman, writers

Replies: 13
Views: 2,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2012 10:26 PM; by olbassy

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Womans best friend

Started by fenderbelly, 29th June 2012 10:34 PM

bad, beautiful, comfort, confident, day, deepest, desires, do;, emotions, enable, express, fear, feels, forget, friend, insecure, inspire, intimate, invincible, live, reassure, regret, shes, thinking, wait, wine, woman, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2012 01:43 PM; by A Duke

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A small mistake

Started by Breslauer, 10th June 2012 11:39 PM

americans, bitch, chastise, defend, demanded, dog, else;, empty, english, french, gentleman, imagine, lady, leaned, mistake, nose, railed, rude, sat, seat, sir, sit, small, soldier, tossed, train, walked, window, woman, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2012 04:47 PM; by rrich

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Accepting Authority

Started by Rodgera, 15th June 2012 08:49 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2012 05:14 PM; by BEKKY

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First Day of Psychiatry Class

Started by Rodgera, 27th May 2012 12:36 PM

class, day, depression, elation, emotional, extremes, giddyup, joy, opposite, parameters, professor, psychiatry, replied, sadness, set, sir, student, students, texan, texas, woe, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2012 11:50 AM; by A Duke

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I love my Mother In Law

Started by Scott, 25th May 2012 10:20 PM

car, happened, law, love, mother, paid, race, racecar, ride, screaming, woman, youtube

Replies: 4
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2012 05:56 PM; by Scott

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Tragic golfing story

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th May 2012 11:26 AM

5-iron, allan, bloodied, called, club, cop, dead, dunno, found, golf, golfing, hit, holding, home, husband, neighbours, police, replied, standing, story, times, tragic, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2012 11:26 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Dog Grooming

Started by Rodgera, 10th May 2012 02:10 PM

$25, bite, cost, counter, customer, dog, dogs, groomer, grooming, haircut, holding, indignantly, john, leash, looked, munruben, options, outraged, pay, pet, potential, price, receptionist, replied, store, told, true, vary, visibly, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2012 03:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Never Lie To A Woman

Started by chambezio, 27th April 2012 12:00 AM

answer, bit, blue, bluegill, boss, box, caught, fish, fishing, fishy, friends, home, husband, lie, lots, love, opportunity, pack, pyjamas, replied, salmon, silk, sounds, swordfish, tired, week, weekend, welcomed, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2012 03:30 AM; by wolften

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Hi Hi

Started by derrydown, 23rd February 2012 05:32 AM

88-year-old, bulky, canada, canada3, children, dad, expired, grown, haul, live, loves, married, morning, permit, planning, pretty, projects, reapply, relocating, residency, smell, space, stranger, truckloads, usa, vermont, winnipeg, woman, woodshavings, woodworking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2012 08:11 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Trust in husband

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th February 2012 09:24 PM

allan, bat, bedroom, darling, door, drink, entered, hard, headed, hitting, home, husband, kitchen, late, legs, magazine, night, parents, persons, quietly, reached, reading, sitting, sleep, submitted, time, trust, visit, wife, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,898

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2012 03:39 PM; by rrich

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Be ready to duck when you tell this one

Started by A Duke, 1st January 2012 07:08 PM

difference, duck, oiled, quieter, ready, robot, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2012 08:06 PM; by bsrlee

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Swooshing

Started by Woodwould, 7th December 2011 02:22 PM

asleep, bed, brilliant, doctor, drunk, fresh, home, husband, husbands, idea, keeping, manner, mouth, reborn, replied, shut, sod, swallow, swish, swished, swooshing, temper, threatening, threatens, time, touch, trick, water, weeks, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2011 10:40 PM; by doug3030

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Jarrah problem...desparately need HELP....

Started by kekemo, 15th November 2011 08:58 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apply, cabot, cabots, colour, desparately, drat, fill, filler, gals, gaps, guy, hear, jarrah, life, pictures, pine, problem desparately, problemdesparately, putty, rest, seat, seeking, solo, stain, stick, stupid, surface, timber, whisper, woman

Replies: 19
Views: 8,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2011 12:18 AM; by kekemo

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Not another blonde joke

Started by fenderbelly, 1st December 2011 10:06 AM

apologise, begins, blonde, blondes, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, embarrassed, fourth, humour, joke, jokes, lap, pathetically, people, perpetuate, potential, reaching, respected, starts, stay, suddenly, sweden, talking, usual, ventriloquist, woman, women, yells;

Replies: 1
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2011 09:35 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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The Caring Grandfather

Started by Ozkaban, 28th September 2011 04:03 PM

amazing, badly, behaved, boy, business, calmly, car, caring, controlled, cool, disruptive, easy, elderly, gentleman, granddad, grandfather, grandpa, groceries, impressed, kevin, littles, loading, lucky, minutes;, stay, supermarket, time, voice, william, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2011 04:41 PM; by fenderbelly

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Older women solve problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th September 2011 05:53 PM

bed, black, car, celebrate, cheap, comfy, comment, girl, guys, house, intelligent, junk, living, marriage, married, month, older, problems, reasonable, search, sleep, sleeping, sofa, solve, told, watch, white, wife, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2011 06:49 PM; by wheelinround

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In Irish antiques dealer in Paris

Started by Woodwould, 5th September 2011 11:12 AM

antiques, bed, bistro, business, cafe, communicate, couple, day, dealer, dinner, drew, figured, food, found, four-poster, glass, idea, irish, left, murphy, napkin, nodded, paris, picture, plate, quiet, sitting, table, wine, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2011 12:09 PM; by Ozkaban

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On the nose

Started by Grumpy John, 2nd September 2011 01:20 PM

$11.00, $20.00, $34.50, accidentally, bends, blind, call, card, catfish, clerk, counter, credit, drops, duck, embarrassed, farts, floor, maam, master, nose, pick, purse, realizes, reel, replies, rod, sale, sound, sounds, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2011 02:18 PM; by jasons673

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Golf yarn

Started by Woodwould, 25th August 2011 11:39 AM

afford, aggie, ball, bent, blew, buy, decency, friggin, golf, head, hell, jaysus, lastly, money, mudder, naked, pocket, reached, reveal, sake, scotsmans, skirt, sweet, tee, underwear, wearing, wife, wind, woman, yarn

Replies: 2
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2011 11:28 PM; by FenceFurniture

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I guess we were ahead of our time but just did not know it

Started by Big Shed, 12th August 2011 02:02 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ahead, bags, bottles, clothes, current, day, environment, fountain, generation, green, grocery, guess, kids, laments, line, machine, pizza, plastic, power, razor, refilled, right;, screen, shes, size, store, time, walked, washed, woman

Replies: 30
Views: 3,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2011 03:51 PM; by Handyjack

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Nicked knickers

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd July 2011 08:37 PM

allan, bothered, clothes, door, knickers, line, neighbour, nicked, pair, pegs, return, stolen, twelve, woman

Replies: 6
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2011 09:01 AM; by Rodgera

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Secret Party

Started by Rodgera, 24th June 2011 12:00 PM

70-year, appreciated, clean, cleaning, company, cried, exclaimed, foot, leaked, life, manager, mess, modest, office, party, perturbed, plans, rushed, secret, simply, sir, smith, spent, stage, wind, woman, workers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2011 08:31 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Unmistaken identity

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2011 05:15 PM

abusing, allan, bar, cop, funny, identity, idiot, immediately, insufferable, it.d, kissed, leaned, p.s, rage, ray, responded, rude, screamed, seated, sound, staring, sue, time, unmistaken, verbally, wheelinaround, whilst, wife, woman, worthless

Replies: 5
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2011 04:40 PM; by Rodgera

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Handy machine

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th June 2011 08:34 PM

absolutely, age, allan, atm, beautiful, decided, door, front, gym, handy, impress, lady, looked, machine, personal, replied, shape, spotted, start, trainer, wallan, woman, woodie, workout

Replies: 9
Views: 1,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2011 07:43 PM; by Woodkid

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Hard Times

Started by Rodgera, 4th June 2011 09:17 AM

accounting, bonus, bonuses, company, dollars, employee, faced, future, gawdelpus, hard, limiting, money, offered, saving, suggested, talkfest, ten, thousand, times, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2011 11:02 AM; by andrewr79

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Acts 2:38 ..

Started by gawdelpus, 28th May 2011 12:04 AM

238, 38s, act, acts, burglar, caught, church, cuffed, evening, home, intruder, knowing, lady, laugh, life, remember, replied, returned, robbing, save, scripture, send, stand, startled, stop, stopped, valuables, woman, yell, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2011 12:02 PM; by rsser

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Ducks in heaven !!!

Started by fenderbelly, 11th May 2011 11:03 AM

accidentally, admonishment, careful, chained, chains, day, deserve, duck, ducks, eternity, eyelashes, eyes, guy, handsome, happy, heaven, laid, manages, months, muscular, observed, peter, st.peter, step, stepped, stepping, steps, tall, ugly, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2011 12:22 PM; by Ozkaban

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Splinter Group

Started by Bushmiller, 25th April 2011 08:46 PM

angry, bob, brown, bureau, doctor, due, examining, facility, forest, green, group, hours, land, management, party, paul, permits, policies, reappeared, sat, service, smiled, splinter, splinters, told, tree, wait, waited, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2011 08:46 PM; by Bushmiller

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I love you!

Started by Woodwould, 25th March 2011 10:22 AM

beer, husband, love, replied, sitting, talking, verandah, woman

Replies: 6
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2011 05:49 PM; by underfoot

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The Golfing Lady

Started by Barry_White, 24th March 2011 09:08 PM

calmly, cat, day, died, dinner, dish, egg, enjoying, exclaimed, feeding, food, golf, golfing, home, horrified, husband, kill, knowing, lady, leaf, lettuce, months, murdered, partners, stoically, time, told, wife, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2011 04:15 PM; by issatree

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Dog that snores!

Started by Timeless Timber, 3rd March 2011 05:55 AM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, dog, dogs, drunken, grabs, husband, husbands, piece, red, ribbon, sleep, sleeps, snores, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2011 10:49 PM; by Grommett

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hello from country SA

Started by shantillylais, 27th February 2011 12:02 AM

4wding, australia, cheers, country, east, fishing, golf, happily, house, lana, learning, love, millicent, outback, renovating, retired, skills, south, special, tafe, van, woman

Replies: 6
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2011 08:54 PM; by Christos

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Irritations - dump here thread

Started by rsser, 5th August 2010 02:46 PM

25 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 25

cafe, carefully, clarify, coffee, counter, digging, dreaming, dump, filing, hears, irritations, local, money, purse/wallet, queue, quick, receipt, representing, s/he, slowing, sod, studies, table, take-away, talking, thread, til, waiting, withdrawal, woman

Replies: 369
Views: 27,979

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2010 07:24 PM; by underfoot

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Munruben dilemna

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th December 2010 09:02 PM

allan, bid, built, decided, desperate, desperation, dilemna, final, floor, fourth, hotel, humour, john, johns, local, munruben, poor, prove, sense, short, sign, suitable, talent, tubby, weekend, wife, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2010 07:44 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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And i thought I had a bad day!

Started by munruben, 5th December 2010 10:58 AM

999, bad, calls, day, police, snowman, stolen, thought, woman, youtube

Replies: 0
Views: 976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2010 10:58 AM; by munruben

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Paraprosdokian

Started by rsser, 26th November 2010 10:54 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2010 12:36 PM; by rsser

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Say Something Positive

Started by Rodgera, 7th November 2010 06:00 AM

1030, bloated, chapel, dear, eyesight, family, feel, female, friends, hard, held, husband, invited, memorial, mirror, moment, morning, morris, positive, saturday, services, soft, studies, taking, thinking, thoughtful, voice, wife, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2010 06:00 AM; by Rodgera

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is common sence dead?

Started by weisyboy, 28th September 2010 11:51 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

4wd, bit, car, common, dalby, day, dead, electrical, england, fixed, flat, gravel, highway, months, people, pit, pulled, road, sapling, sence, smoke, spare, tape, teh, tow, truck, tyre, wagon, waiting, woman

Replies: 61
Views: 7,799

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2010 08:48 PM; by Geoff Dean

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One trapped Chilean miner not in a hurry to be rescued

Started by kiwigeo, 3rd September 2010 12:24 PM

age, barrios, britains, chilean, conducting, devoted, entrance, explaining, girlfriend, hurry, husband, legitimacy, loves, miner, miners, newspaper, reports, rescued, salinas, stunned, sun, susana, told, trapped, upset, valenzuela, vigil, wife, woman, yonni

Replies: 3
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2010 05:58 PM; by jimbur

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Prince Charles and the corgie

Started by Grumpy John, 17th August 2010 09:01 AM

beautiful, bit, body, bring, called, camilla, carefully, charles, corgie, diana, dog, favourite, genie, head, life, looked, married, minute, photo, photographs, photos, pocket, prince, pulled, ran, reached, remains, shook, studied, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2010 09:01 AM; by Grumpy John

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In the park

Started by munruben, 30th July 2010 07:07 PM

bench, crossly, dog, feel, flea, fleas.”, opposite, park, replied, shoe.”, sitting, woman, “midnight, “please, “this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2010 07:07 PM; by munruben

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locked her keys

Started by groverwa, 16th July 2010 02:25 PM

amazed, assures, ball, car, clever, door, easy, finding, gasps, keys, khakis.d, locked, magically, passing, removes, replies, rolls, rubs, sobbing, soldier, tight, trousers, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2010 07:51 PM; by fenderbelly

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she was just a weeeee

Started by groverwa, 2nd July 2010 11:08 AM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, father-in-law, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, months, morning, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, scotsman, shes, suggested, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 897

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2010 11:08 AM; by groverwa

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