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Dogs - the lighter side

Started by pmcgee, 20th September 2012 05:44 AM

bit, brilliant, dog, dogs, enjoy, kinda, language, lighter, oatmeal, paradox, paul, warning

Replies: 7
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2012 10:32 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Only in France!

Started by Jonzjob, 20th September 2012 03:38 AM

attack, boar, close, dog, dogs, driving, eyes, france, himo, hunter, hunting, including, managed, owner, past, ran, season, shhot, shoots, shot, sorts, spun, started, story, telegraph, terrible, thread, wife, wild, wounded

Replies: 1
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2012 08:30 AM; by Christos

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

well out buying dog food for buddy the pug

Started by nz_carver, 30th August 2012 08:55 PM

answer, buddy, buying, care, complete, crazy, diet, dog, enthralled, feel, food, hard, horrified, hungry, intensive, laughing, line, mention, nutritionally, poodles, practically, prepared, pug, purina, sniff, story, time, told, watch, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2012 09:56 PM; by Christos

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JOKES

Doggy flap Installation - Wooden exterior door and fly screen door

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 8th July 2012 08:10 AM

advance, dab, dog, dogs, door, exterior, fit, flap, flap/door, flaps, fly, hole, installation, installed, intending, jack, positioned, property, read, renovateforum.com, russell, safe, scenarios, screen, square, standard, strips, thread, type, wooden

Replies: 0
Views: 1,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2012 08:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

A small mistake

Started by Breslauer, 10th June 2012 11:39 PM

americans, bitch, chastise, defend, demanded, dog, else;, empty, english, french, gentleman, imagine, lady, leaned, mistake, nose, railed, rude, sat, seat, sir, sit, small, soldier, tossed, train, walked, window, woman, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2012 04:47 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

my new shed dog

Started by Ian Smith, 22nd June 2012 05:06 PM

abby, addition, bcs, dog, ears, kid, machinery, nell, noise, off-cuts, phased, playing, poor, quickly, run, runningoo, sawdust, scampers, shed, sleep, tail, time, toby, unlike, wc2000

Replies: 2
Views: 1,863

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2012 06:17 PM; by BobL

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Totally freaked out cat

Started by FenceFurniture, 5th June 2012 01:04 PM

background, basis, black, cat, cats, coming, decided, display, dog, enlarged, excellent, eyes, fence, freaked, garfield, glasses, halt, monster, moving, nursie, opportunity, pic, regular, screeching, shes, sight, time, tormentor, totally, walk

Replies: 8
Views: 1,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2012 10:23 PM; by Bushmiller

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tank stand re-finish

Started by Em89, 19th April 2012 04:57 PM

awesome, belt, bit, bits, black, chocolate, closest, colour, cranky, dog, eat, empty, floor, hand, hire, hood, hurt, industrial, inside, medium, mess, poly, re-stain, reckon, refinish, sander, stand, tank, turtle, vac

Replies: 4
Views: 2,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2012 07:18 PM; by Em89

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FINISHING

Dog Grooming

Started by Rodgera, 10th May 2012 02:10 PM

$25, bite, cost, counter, customer, dog, dogs, groomer, grooming, haircut, holding, indignantly, john, leash, looked, munruben, options, outraged, pay, pet, potential, price, receptionist, replied, store, told, true, vary, visibly, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2012 03:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Pet bed wanted

Started by Piah, 2nd May 2012 06:15 PM

bed, boring, box, breed, contact, curved, dog, finish, nice, paint, pet, simple, square, wanted, wooden

Replies: 0
Views: 1,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2012 06:15 PM; by Piah

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EMPLOYMENT

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

Started by Woodwould, 8th March 2012 10:24 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2012 10:43 PM; by chrisb691

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JOKES

Split rings, shear plates, dog toothed washers - any one use these -they are the same

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 1st March 2012 12:00 PM

@joints, @shear-plate, basically, bit, body, bolting, bottom, called, cheap, cords, dog, easy, figured, pieces, plates, purchase, rafters, read, references, renovateforum.com, rings, shear, standards, stronger, thread, throw, toothed, washer, washers, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,848

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2012 12:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

New and needing a little help

Started by MS_Lou, 10th December 2011 11:39 AM

airconditioning, built, cheers, child, deteriorating, dog, effects, first.u, granddad, grateful, health, hinged, hoping, house, hubby, jumping, lazy, louise, managed, needing, ottoamn, padded, scroll, shelves, slowly, storage, susans, timber, top, wonderful

Replies: 3
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2011 09:39 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Im sure you will all like this one!!

Started by Woodkid, 3rd December 2011 12:10 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2011 05:23 PM; by BEKKY

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JOKES

Talking dog

Started by Tubatoad, 20th November 2011 10:54 AM

airport, amazed, amazing, backyard, country, decided, dog, dollars, earth, jetting, job, lab, liar, mess, owner, replied, returned, security, selling, settle, signed, sitting, spies, talk, talking, ten, tired, undercover, wandering, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2011 05:54 PM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

dark + dog + glass door = . . .

Started by BobL, 1st October 2011 01:32 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bad, bar, bits, blood, bridge, cramp, cross, cuts, dark, dog, door, dripping, drunken, emergency, glass, head, hit, hobo, hospital, hurts, injuries, left, leg, metal, nauseous, night, nose, stand, street, swmbo

Replies: 31
Views: 5,774

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2011 11:52 PM; by ian

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SAFETY

danish oil and dog pee

Started by old_picker, 11th October 2011 08:42 PM

1500, 2500grit], alternative, avail, danish, dog, dull, eneven, finish, hole, instrument, kinda, leaves, oil, pee, penetrated, polished, questions, raising, reckon, robust, sand, sealing, solid, spot, started, stuck, surface, wondering, [sanded

Replies: 7
Views: 2,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2011 01:54 PM; by old_picker

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FINISHING

Late summer saftey tip

Started by Jeff Mills, 10th September 2011 03:16 PM

attack, beats, break, damage, danger, deck, desperately, dog, don’t, freaking, heart, hide, increased, late, position, reach, repeated, respond, run, safety, saftey, shouts, summer, sumpin’, thinking, time, tip, wife, yard, you’ve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,600

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2011 03:16 PM; by Jeff Mills

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SAFETY

Guard Dog

Started by Rodgera, 28th July 2011 11:05 AM

approached, bodyguard, candidate, canine, car, closer, country, day, decided, dog, driver, drove, guard, inspected, kidding, lot, nearest, parking, perfect, protection, ran, react, sister-in-law, told, trainer, truck, watched

Replies: 3
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2011 01:46 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Metaphors and Analogies

Started by bullfright, 13th July 2011 06:39 AM

636, 730, analogies, boxes, country, dog, duck, east, eclipse, fell, gently, glistened, hair, heart, hummingbirds, informant, lame, left, met, metaphors, mob, mph, p.m, phil, pinhole, plan, solar, spoke, teachers, traveling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2011 09:28 AM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Worth a giggle.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th July 2011 05:00 PM

aeroplane, aisle, board, bomb, breakneck, defecated, detected, dog, duty, feet, giggle, handler, handlers, heroin, impressed, left, meant, passenger, paw, plane, pocket, remarked, replied, rushing, seat, sitting, speed, sudden, tapped, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2011 05:12 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

An afternoon laugh

Started by mic-d, 20th June 2011 02:21 PM

‪klaatu42s, afternoon, animal, animals, bad, cat, channel‬‏, dog, dubs, frustrated, guy, kack, laugh, laughing1, mystic, talking, video, youtube

Replies: 2
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2011 09:55 PM; by robbo266317

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JOKES

Sayings from the work site

Started by RedShirtGuy, 21st June 2011 10:10 PM

accurate;, air, anything;, bartos, bow, current, dog, fast, fly, hammer, heaps, means, neville;, packers, pearls, picked, public, repeatable, response, sayings, share, site, spotty, terms, thick, whackometer;, wisdom, work, wow, yall

Replies: 6
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2011 02:55 PM; by Harry72

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'day from Hollywood, California

Started by Mondo Vila, 23rd November 2010 03:54 AM

california, class, community, concert, cool, cuz, decided, dog, dust, equipment, film, found, gday, hollywood, learn, local, lot, love, midnight, music, oil, process, scroll, skills, start, table, taking, time, wood, woodworking

Replies: 12
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2011 08:59 PM; by Grommett

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Not a joke but it is very funny

Started by fenderbelly, 12th May 2011 12:36 PM

dog, funny, joke, tease, ultimate, youtube

Replies: 2
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2011 01:03 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Irish Sausage

Started by John Saxton, 16th March 2011 01:35 PM

aisle, bratwurst, bunnings, clerk, customer, days, dog, german, guy, hot, hurry, irish, italian, jewish, kosher, lecture, mexican, offended, polish, racism, replied, sausage, scream, sensitivity, taco

Replies: 3
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2011 05:28 PM; by Grommett

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JOKES

Dog that snores!

Started by Timeless Timber, 3rd March 2011 05:55 AM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, dog, dogs, drunken, grabs, husband, husbands, piece, red, ribbon, sleep, sleeps, snores, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2011 10:49 PM; by Grommett

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JOKES

Some times things suck!

Started by Phil Spencer, 29th January 2011 10:51 AM

1939, asbestosis, ass, boilers, break, bugger, career, catch, caught, diagnosed, disease, dog, hardy, hospital, james, john, lagging, life, lives, morning, people, perspective, pissed, poor, risks, suck, things, times, understatement, whilst

Replies: 8
Views: 1,605

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2011 08:23 PM; by Carry Pine

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Looking back.

Started by munruben, 6th December 2010 09:46 AM

4-30pm, 6-30pm, 8-30pm, afford, boats, called, cinema, cos, cruise, dad, day, died, dog, fall, friday, funeral, kid, lifetime, local, owner, parents, plank, realise, remember, rover, sad, ship, sucks, talking, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2010 04:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Seeing Eye Dog

Started by Barry_White, 11th October 2010 10:33 AM

amazement, ass, blind, coat, control, cookie, direction, dog, earth, eye, fatal, head, ignoring, incident, intersection, kick, killed, leads, observed, offers, partially, passerby, pocket, replies, rewarding, street, thick, traffic, volume, zooming

Replies: 2
Views: 1,830

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 10:46 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Gorilla on the Roof - Plan "B"

Started by Barry_White, 11th October 2010 03:54 PM

12-gauge, approach, attack, baseball, bat, chap, chiwawa, climb, dog, elderly, explained, gorilla, ground, handcuffs, handed, hits, home, house, knock, ladder, lowered, plan, private, protect, roof, shotgun, specially, trained, truck, zoo

Replies: 2
Views: 2,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 06:52 PM; by Ian Smith

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JOKES

Replacing flat roof

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 29th September 2010 08:20 PM

6500, besser, building, concrete, dog, embark, existing, flat, inside, kennels, major, personal, posts, prefer, read, renovateforum.com, renovation, replace, replacing, roof, set, slab, square, structure, suggest, support, thinking, thread, timber, walls

Replies: 0
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2010 08:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Another blonde joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th September 2010 05:15 PM

actions, advanced, air, allan, backwards, blonde, breathe, car, couple, dog, floor, fresh, handbrake, hands, joke, left, mate, nearby, noticed, outstretched, past, repeated, shop, stay, steps, stretched, vehicle, walked, walking, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2010 05:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Doggy door

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th August 2010 12:40 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2010 12:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Prince Charles and the corgie

Started by Grumpy John, 17th August 2010 09:01 AM

beautiful, bit, body, bring, called, camilla, carefully, charles, corgie, diana, dog, favourite, genie, head, life, looked, married, minute, photo, photographs, photos, pocket, prince, pulled, ran, reached, remains, shook, studied, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2010 09:01 AM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

In the park

Started by munruben, 30th July 2010 07:07 PM

bench, crossly, dog, feel, flea, fleas.”, opposite, park, replied, shoe.”, sitting, woman, “midnight, “please, “this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2010 07:07 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

ZEN Teachings

Started by groverwa, 7th July 2010 09:43 PM

####, bad, born, closed, criticize, day, days, dog, experience, fish, hungry, judgement, kinky, mile, mouth, naked, remember, shoes, slapped, speaking, teachings, time, tree, truth, walk, wet, worry;, worse, worth, zen

Replies: 0
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2010 09:43 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Little Johny sells tooth brushes

Started by Claw Hama, 6th July 2010 10:26 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2010 10:26 AM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

Newspaper Ads

Started by Calm, 31st May 2010 07:11 PM

#%#%#, 1/2, ads, britannica, call, colony, complete, dog, dress, dryer, encyclopaedia, free, married, mistake, month, needed;, newspaper, nudist, offer, owner, puppies, sale, sell, stephanie, washer, wedding, wife, winner, worn, £100

Replies: 0
Views: 1,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2010 07:11 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Bark

Started by groverwa, 31st May 2010 05:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2010 05:39 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Metaphors from NSW Year 12 English essays

Started by billbeee, 20th May 2010 10:49 PM

boxes, city, dog, duck, eating, eclipse, english, essays, fighter, fry, gently, hair, hot, hungry, jason, lame, maggots, met, metaphors, mind, nsw, pavement, phil, pinhole, plan, solar, spoke, steel, trap, year

Replies: 1
Views: 1,861

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 11:33 AM; by stuffy

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JOKES

Dog food diet

Started by Woodwould, 18th May 2010 09:46 AM

arms, car, care, complete, curb, diet, dog, eat, enthralled, essentially, food, hit, horrified, intensive, irish, load, nuggets, perfect, pockets, poisoned, purina, queue, rectum, setters, simply, sniff, stepped, story, time, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2010 09:52 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Hello - Just starting out

Started by ch00k, 2nd May 2010 10:56 PM

angled, attack, bit, budget, building, bunnings, cheap, crooked, cuts, decent, deck, dog, dog-proofing, eclectic, effort, gate, guts, hand-me-downs, kennel, main, mix, moment, pretty, projects, quality, started, starting, stuff, tools, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2010 09:07 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Geelong Bay City Swap Meet.

Started by issatree, 5th May 2010 11:16 AM

2010, 452, 7am, 8th, bay, bikes, bring, buyer, city, connected, dog, door, e10, entry, geelong, hope, issatree, letting, meet, mel, parking, racecourse, riding, rules, sat, showgrounds, starts, swap, time, unload

Replies: 0
Views: 2,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2010 11:16 AM; by issatree

Forum:
EVENTS

Stealing from demonstrators - Dog act.

Started by Lignum, 17th April 2010 08:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

act, anthony2tsup, bit, conscience, demonstrators, demos, dog, door, food, friendship, grahame, hope, knit, knowledge, leaves, lot, night, on…, perpetrators, share, sour, spot, stealing, taste, tools, wanita, warehouse, weather, weekend, woodworking

Replies: 25
Views: 3,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2010 12:35 PM; by Christos

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

studs and noggins

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 27th March 2010 11:10 AM

acceptable, avondale, bent, bundaberg, closed, connect, degrees, dog, ear, extended, fasten, form, home, length, lengths, method, noggin, noggins, putting, read, renovateforum.com, short, steel, stud, studs, thread, told, trimangle

Replies: 0
Views: 1,935

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2010 11:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Howard's Birthday

Started by Howard Van Huis, 19th March 2010 05:40 AM

b-day, birthday, dog, foe, gonito, howard, howards, remember

Replies: 0
Views: 893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2010 05:40 AM; by Howard Van Huis

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Shocking Pink

Started by Woodwould, 15th February 2010 08:49 AM

bandage, bandages, coincidently, day, discovered, dog, farm, files, fingers, google, holding, mouldings, nail, names, piece, pink, quick, roll, sanding, search, self-adhering, shocking, stores, stuff, suppliers, trade, varieties, vets, widths, winds

Replies: 13
Views: 1,652

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2010 12:30 PM; by rsser

Forum:
FINISHING

thought it was cute at the time

Started by underfoot, 8th February 2010 07:24 PM

biting, bowl, climbing, close2tsup, cool, cute, dog, dragons, feed, food, guards, hand, jump, leg, lounge, retrain, run, start, thought, time, toes, watching, water, waterdragons, weeks, window

Replies: 4
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2010 11:14 AM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Medical definitions

Started by munruben, 1st February 2010 11:12 AM

advanced, bird, cable, chiropractor, colic-, coma-, congenital, contact, coronary, cortisone, courthouse, cystogram, definitions, doctor, dog, domesticated, egyptian, friendly, hillary, kitty, local, mark, medical, playing, poker, punctuation, sheep, sister, study, yellow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2010 02:43 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

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