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Toilet Humour

Started by Christopha, 6th September 2005 05:35 PM

bore, breath, dad, day, death, deep, drilled, dunny, farm, found, granddad, happened, heard, hell, hole, humour, miles, move, moved, night, oil, poor, re-located, reckon, reckoned, soil, toilet, trace, trials, wondering

Replies: 2
Views: 1,746

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 01:45 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Desert Island

Started by Andy Mac, 26th August 2005 12:26 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

boat, choose, desert, handtools, island, late, night, save, sinking

Replies: 20
Views: 2,831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2005 12:41 AM; by Harry72

Forum:
POLLS

Life's too short.

Started by outback, 27th August 2005 12:57 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

beer, bit, cricket, daughter, evening, excursion, feeling, finished, footy, friday, greeted, hard, home, late, life, lifes, mellow, night, partake, pushing, relaxed, robbo, school, shed, short, stirring, time, tomorrow, watched, worry

Replies: 27
Views: 2,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2005 01:10 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Who's your Daddy

Started by Wood Butcher, 24th August 2005 05:08 PM

advise, awaiting, blacks, bmw, cataclysmic, child, conceived, conception, confirming, dad, daddy, daughter, economy, father, forms, identity, immaculate, implications, informs, letter, night, party, peter, pope, remember, sex, smith, sons, support, unsure

Replies: 0
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2005 05:08 PM; by Wood Butcher

Forum:
JOKES

Sleep Apnoea

Started by Daddles, 18th August 2005 11:34 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acts, air, airways, apnoea, arrr, asleep, compressor, feels, flamin, forward, hope, idea, mask, morning, nice, night, pumps, rotten, ruddy, scone, shagged, sleep, sort, spend, splint, straps, stuff, throat, wake, wear

Replies: 22
Views: 3,004

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2005 07:58 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fireproof Cabinets

Started by Nuggett, 19th July 2005 04:54 PM

$900, cabinet, cabinets, cheaper, ebay, finishing, fireproof, garage, luck, manner, night, nuggett, post, products, security, sleep, solutions, trading, womald, workshop

Replies: 10
Views: 4,591

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 09:53 PM; by bsrlee

Forum:
SAFETY

Google Earth

Started by HappyHammer, 10th August 2005 11:52 AM

10-11mb, broadband, cool, download, earth, google, http://earth.google.com, night, worth

Replies: 2
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2005 11:59 AM; by HappyHammer

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

CBUS Home Automation

Started by silentC, 4th August 2005 09:36 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

access, automation, camera, cbus, clipsal, control, cost, door, front, home, house, inexpensive, info, network, networking, night, pay, products, received, receiver, receivers, remote, satellite, stick, stuff, trouble, vcrs, view, wondering, worth

Replies: 33
Views: 5,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2005 09:46 PM; by kiwigeo

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

WEATHER WARNING -MathewA

Started by bitingmidge, 4th August 2005 09:31 AM

10°, appropriately, cheers, cold, conditions, dress, eek, expect, fellow, front, mat, mathewa, minimum, night, overcast, prepared, showers, south-westerly, temperature, tomorrow, undies, unpack, warm, warning, weather, winds

Replies: 6
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2005 07:45 PM; by bitingmidge

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I'm a finishing idiot...

Started by Redback, 11th July 2005 02:48 PM

240, advise, apply, black, coat, cut, dulux, dust, enamel, finishing, fit, forum, grit, idiot, light, low, mdf, night, note, paint, paving, piece, read, rollers, scratches, shine, test, tomorrow, ultra, unit

Replies: 11
Views: 3,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2005 11:13 AM; by Trav

Forum:
FINISHING

Think before you speak

Started by Ashore, 5th July 2005 01:27 PM

accident, balls, boy, child, danny, daughter, day, female, golf, husband, laugh, laughing, looked, news, night, nuts, pants, people, potty, pulled, replied, sister, speak, stopped, store, taco, thinking, time, tow, walked

Replies: 6
Views: 1,841

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2005 12:25 AM; by JDarvall

Forum:
JOKES

cop you later.......

Started by Christopha, 6th July 2005 05:26 PM

1980, blonde, car, child, children, cop, drunk, english, front, geelong, girl, height, leaving, looked, met, night, outraged, party, pretty, ran, resulted, shagged, sons, store, table, teacher, utterly, wild, woman, youth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2005 06:41 PM; by Tankstand

Forum:
JOKES

Leaving petrol in the tank

Started by craigb, 30th June 2005 11:37 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

10mb, 400mb, account, anew, bloody, broadband, cable, company, hate, leaving, left, mad, month, night, paid, petrol, plan, roll, starts, tank, tomorrow, tonights, trouble

Replies: 51
Views: 5,780

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2005 08:04 PM; by zathras

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Another Blithering idiot

Started by zathras, 3rd July 2005 09:30 PM

apogee, blithering, burn, cool, county, doug, driveway, feet, fire, fireworks, fuse, gonna, idiot, immediately, kids, light, lighter, looked, loud, night, popper, pretty, real, red, rocket, rockets, sky, sparks, time, told

Replies: 5
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2005 11:51 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Blast gate with 100% efficiency

Started by Wongo, 30th June 2005 11:43 AM

100%, avoidable, bit, blast, blowing, build, closed, clumsy, comments, completely, days, don’t, easily, efficiency, finally, forward, gate, gates, idea, improvement, lose, night, ordinary, poor, pretty, sealed, straight, system, toying, you’ve

Replies: 10
Views: 4,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 11:45 PM; by dai sensei

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Recently Traumatised by Al

Started by NewLou, 25th June 2005 04:02 PM

1/2, aaaarrrrrrrrrr, burnt, desire, drag, dress, eekeek, foil, foily, horrific, kelly, loosin, mans, naked, newlou, night, nightmares, photo, poor, poorlou, recently, screaming, star, style, terryfying, traumatised, unexplainable, waking, weird

Replies: 14
Views: 2,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2005 11:28 PM; by Driver

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Reverse Cycle Airconditioning

Started by MICKYG, 23rd June 2005 08:52 PM

air, airconditioning, colder, cycle, elements, fire, glen, heating, hot, innes, low, mike, minus, nice, night, post, real, reason, reverse, rolleyes, scrapping, summer, summers, temperature, times, unit, units, weeks, winter, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 2,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 10:57 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Discussing really important issues

Started by Grunt, 24th June 2005 11:02 AM

49.4, 6/251, 9/250, aussies, balls, batted, batting, close, confronting, day, deliveries, discussed, discussing, easily, england, important, indication, issues, matches, night, overs, runs, team, thrashing, time, wickets, win, winning, won, world

Replies: 8
Views: 1,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 12:03 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Doctor and engineer ...

Started by jackruss, 17th June 2005 10:57 AM

anytime, blind, buddy, clubhouse, contact, doctor, engineer, fire, free, george, golfers, guys, hey, idea, ineptitude, minutes, moment, morning, night, ophthalmologist, pastor, play, prayer, sad, saving, silent, slow, special, tonight, waiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2005 10:57 AM; by jackruss

Forum:
JOKES

prizewinner?

Started by journeyman Mick, 5th June 2005 05:51 PM

answered, bears, bottom, child, children, decides, dewy, eek, eyed, father, guys, love, mad, medium, mick, middle, morning, night, passionate, pick, pretty, prize, prizewinner, shelf, shes, stays, teddy, thinking, top, touch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2005 05:51 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
JOKES

Ah Romance MK II( has MK I)

Started by Baz, 31st May 2005 09:31 PM

agrees, bedding, call, date, dinner, door, drops, encyclopaedia, evening, excellent, garden, hard, huge, iirobbo, knocks, lady, looked, lovely, night, rambling, romance, rose, slaps, stunned, success, suited, takes, time, tomorrow, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 10:01 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
JOKES

When you grow old...

Started by AlexS, 31st May 2005 01:09 PM

1st, ago, alive, april, attorney, bastard, breasts, defence, died, ebner, excited, feel, feeling, fool, grow, happened, hell, lady, laid, night, porch, rub, rubbing, sat, shot, spicy, stop, told, words, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 01:09 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

A wine for dinner

Started by Gumby, 25th May 2005 10:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, catch, confused, couple, day, days, developing, dinner, donty, glasses, miss, night, normal, red, reds, row, snooze, struggle, supposed, wine, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Replies: 15
Views: 2,823

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2005 07:39 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bravery

Started by Iain, 27th May 2005 10:11 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2005 10:11 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Taxes explained

Started by Iain, 24th May 2005 09:02 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$10, $12, $18, $20, $59, bill, breaks, compare, cost, customers, dinner, dollar, eat, eighth, explained, free, night, ninth, paid, pay, saving, savings, seventh, share, sixth, system, tax, taxes, tenth, wealthy

Replies: 33
Views: 4,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2005 02:48 AM; by vsquizz

Forum:
JOKES

Newly Weds

Started by Rebus, 19th May 2005 01:02 AM

bathroom, bed, bliss, booked, boy, bridal, chances, confused, crash, eek, egg, eggs, hard, head, helmet, hit, married, minutes, newly, night, preparing, reception, sitting, spoon, suite, taking, ten, time, wearing, weds

Replies: 0
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2005 01:02 AM; by Rebus

Forum:
JOKES

Good night Ladies

Started by craigb, 15th May 2005 11:24 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2005 11:24 PM; by craigb

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

If the World was fair to Guys...

Started by numbat, 20th April 2005 02:14 PM

$2000, acceptable, and/or, answer, break, cards, cheers, cop, day, driving, easier, fair, fined, football, friday, guys, hire, hour, lager, lunch, milk, night, opposite, poor, real, response, sex, strippers, time, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2005 09:45 PM; by Wayne Davy

Forum:
JOKES

Another drink???

Started by Iain, 18th April 2005 10:50 AM

23-year, 9.20pm, alcohol, arrest, blew, car, caught, drink, drive, driver, driving, july, licence, magna, messmate, minutes, night, police, pulled, registered, road, seized, speargrass, spotted, station, stopped, street, unlicenced, wheel, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,658

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 01:49 PM; by bitingmidge

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Levelling Step

Started by Hootsmon, 14th March 2005 10:26 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, concreting, decided, door, drunk, front, gratefully, guys, home, house, late, leading, level, levelling, night, provide, railing, rain, ramp, received, rid, run, safety, section, sloped, step, steps, suggestions, swmbo, top

Replies: 15
Views: 2,673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2005 12:35 PM; by Hootsmon

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Irish jokes for St. Pat's day

Started by AlexS, 16th March 2005 07:14 PM

aye, bless, bottle, brothel, day, enter, found, god, grave, home, irish, irishmen, jokes, late, lived, michael, night, ogradys, paddy, pat, pats, priest, pub, seamus, sean, shame, soul, tis, trooper, wine

Replies: 1
Views: 1,924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2005 08:45 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Sunday night Teev

Started by craigb, 13th March 2005 07:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

7.30, 8.30, abc, board, bollocks, commercials, costume, crap, ditto, drama, forward, god, history, lesson, night, pay, rolleyes, sbs, spend, sunday, teev, time, yep

Replies: 15
Views: 2,748

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2005 06:53 PM; by Iain

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

This weekends projects

Started by craigb, 11th March 2005 09:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

activity, board, cedar, friday, greg, hoping, kiama, moment, night, online, planned, posters, projects, rosewood, sunday, wards, weekend, weekends, wittiest, woodshow, youse

Replies: 29
Views: 3,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2005 08:56 AM; by silentC

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Blue gum slab table

Started by BrisBen, 8th March 2005 11:33 PM

arts, attempted, beer, blue, boys, card, crafts, criteria, day, depending, durable, fancy, finish, finished, formal, gum, inlaws, kids, night, pick, question, remembering, setting, slab, slabs, spill, survive, table, tabletop, unscathed

Replies: 7
Views: 4,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2005 08:27 AM; by Wongo

Forum:
FINISHING

Grain filling questions

Started by markharrison, 27th February 2005 12:25 PM

apply, assuming, bit, dewaxed, experience, filling, finally, finish, follow, grain, harden, hear, hrd, intention, love, night, overnight, padded, piece, play, powder, question, questions, ready, scrap, shellac, specks, test, wax, white

Replies: 7
Views: 4,840

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2005 09:52 PM; by markharrison

Forum:
FINISHING

To Ebay, or not to Ebay

Started by ozwinner, 3rd March 2005 08:09 PM

alas, bit, chuck, chucked, ebay, floor, form, iron, jump, list, mess, night, noticed, poor, question, shape, shirt, shower, usual, viewers, wash, weird

Replies: 4
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2005 09:51 AM; by Rowan

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Two jokes

Started by Harry72, 28th February 2005 10:26 PM

ago, arm, attached, birthday, black, body, built, condom, crackers, dating, daughter, efficient, fellow, finger, hair, hand, head, husband, jokes, lost, mourning, night, panties, patient, recovered, replies, sherry, suit, surgeon, surgeons

Replies: 0
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2005 10:26 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
JOKES

terro..... oops.... tourists

Started by Christopha, 17th February 2005 05:07 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

australia, bear, called, christmas, contact, cross, die, drop, forget, germany, hippo, italy, kings, list, milk, naked, night, oops, racing, send, south, sweden, sydney, terro, tourists, trees, tuesday, usa, vienna, walking

Replies: 16
Views: 2,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2005 07:57 AM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

True bravery (or stupidity)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 17th February 2005 12:01 AM

arriving, assaulted, boys, bravery, broom, cleaning, door, drunk, flying, girlfriend, guts, home, late, met, night, stinking, stupidity, true, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 01:14 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

BACK IN THE U.k.

Started by jow104, 17th February 2005 02:29 AM

bum, button, buttons, clever, damn, dose, flush, hot, instructions, janet, japs, jet, loo, night, operate, paid, press, remain, result, seated, special, spray, sprayed, stop, suceed, told, visit, water, whe

Replies: 1
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 11:49 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Attention all foilies

Started by Kev Y., 15th February 2005 08:52 AM

730, atleast, attention, beanies, bludger, called, constantly, dole, experimenting, foil, foilies, guess, guys, illigitimate, microwaves, momnday, myth-busters, night, ozwinner, run, sbs, selection, series, son, vast, watching, wearing

Replies: 14
Views: 2,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2005 06:22 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

WHooo Hoooo !! I'm on TV !!

Started by Gumby, 5th February 2005 09:59 PM

alicia, audience, friend, hansen, happened, hoooo, millionaire, molic, monday, night, obvious, pauline, recommend, score, seat, shane, thursday, tickets, tuning, warne, whooo

Replies: 8
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2005 07:25 PM; by Gumby

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dancing

Started by Baz, 30th January 2005 05:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2005 05:37 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

TV theme tune quiz

Started by simon c, 27th January 2005 12:04 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

100k, 70s, 80s, ago, australia, card, easy, extracts, file, files, headphones, link, live, lot, mp3, night, play, quiz, reply, shown, simon, software, sound, speakers, theme, themes, time, trivia, tune, windows

Replies: 42
Views: 7,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2005 09:34 PM; by simon c

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

it won't be long

Started by Dr_Dewey, 17th January 2005 08:33 AM

baby, doctor, dressed, eating, elderly, family, feel, flower, gentleman, gentlemen, hair, hear, hearing, hospital, kitchen, left, long, mid, new-born, night, red, replied, restaurant, rose, rules, sitting, slim, thorns, walks, wives

Replies: 2
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2005 01:03 PM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

Season's greetings to all!

Started by journeyman Mick, 26th December 2004 02:28 PM

30s, 70s, called, christmas, couple, delicious, dust, family, festivities, fire, goodies, hope, humidity, life, maxxing, middle, night, prawns, rains, reducing, rest, risk, season, settling, strip, tank, time, topping, water, weeks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2004 07:38 PM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Irish tragedy

Started by Eastie, 24th December 2004 11:35 AM

1826, air, alongside, bodies, cemetery, climb, continues, crashed, debris, digging, disaster, engine, expect, irelands, irish, leaving, metres, morning, night, occurred, plane, recovered, rescue, search, single, strewn, tragedy, two-seater, workers, worst

Replies: 0
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2004 11:35 AM; by Eastie

Forum:
JOKES

Chinese proverbs

Started by Christopha, 22nd December 2004 11:01 PM

bound, build, car, catch, change, chinese, church, crabs, crib, day, determine, drive, earth, elevator, fart, fill, hell, midget, nails, night, pew, piece, proverbs, run, screw, sit, smell, stand, war, wife

Replies: 11
Views: 1,775

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2004 10:01 AM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

Wongo in Melbourne

Started by Wongo, 14th December 2004 02:16 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

bunnings, busy, cheers, city, day, distance, free, hardware, hours, meal, melbourne, nice, night, office, prefer, sad, stores, thursday, walking, wednesday, wongo

Replies: 57
Views: 4,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2004 10:06 PM; by scooter

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dead Duck

Started by Jim Carroll, 17th December 2004 09:32 AM

$150.00, $25.00, bill, cat, checked, checks, dead, dog, duck, eyes, hands, head, lab, labrador, lady, limp, listens, local, minutes, night, reports, scan, shakes, stethescope, table, tail, takes, top, vet, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2004 10:02 PM; by oges

Forum:
JOKES

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