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16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work...

Started by normell, 22nd November 2005 10:00 AM

alcohol, bar, bare, chardonnay, dance, drunk, eliminates, employees, friends, hoped, ideas, job, life, lot, lunch, makes, negotiations, party, profitable, reasons, relax, send, served, sitting, truck, work, |@@|@@|@, |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^, ||__|__|___|, |||

Replies: 1
Views: 1,588

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 10:14 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Parrot joke

Started by Christopha, 21st November 2005 04:42 PM

$100, $10000, average, beak, bird, birds, boy, deeply, difference, extra, fellow, file, hands, happened, hump, joke, kill, life, looked, machinist, master, money, owner, parrot, pet, poured, store, tools, warn, worth

Replies: 9
Views: 1,621

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2005 10:05 PM; by Iain

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So this frog goes into a bank ...

Started by Daddles, 18th November 2005 09:53 AM

approaches, bank, collateral, elephant, explains, frog, gonna, jagger, kermit, knickknack, life, loan, love, manager, mans, masterpiece, patty, pink, real, rolling, singing, stone, teller, tiny, treat, wait, webfishingclub, whack, world

Replies: 7
Views: 1,967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2005 11:02 PM; by craigb

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JOKES

Name wanted for website

Started by echnidna, 4th November 2005 07:25 PM

address, appreciated, ausmade.com.au, bit, bother, btw, clicking, comments, domains, easier, easily, exist, invention, life, linked, lot, names, online, shouts, similar, single, sites, smile, suggestions, tool, tools, unwieldy, wanted, website, www.bowsaw.ausmade.com.au

Replies: 12
Views: 1,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2005 11:13 PM; by RufflyRustic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

HNT Gordon......Aussie HandPlane Legend

Started by NewLou, 19th October 2005 11:39 PM

aussie, blade, bloke, born, bread, charge, covering, cranky, customer, customers, deal, found, free, gordon, gordonaussie, handplane, happy, hnt, legend, life, louddd, plane, provide, replaced, request, smoother, special, terry, top, yeah

Replies: 5
Views: 2,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2005 08:48 AM; by NewLou

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HAVE YOUR SAY

What Life Maxims do you live by?

Started by RufflyRustic, 14th October 2005 09:29 AM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

black, cheers, cloud, forward, gold, life, lining, live, maxims, pay, rufflyrustic, sayings/proverbs, tend, treat, treated

Replies: 115
Views: 10,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2005 11:25 PM; by RufflyRustic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tennis anyone

Started by Ashore, 18th October 2005 01:30 AM

ashore, background, boring, doubt, life, music, night, tennis, trouble

Replies: 1
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2005 01:34 AM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Life is a .....

Started by DavidG, 14th October 2005 11:00 PM

7yr, bit, eek, explain, feeling, killed, life, mad, moment, mouse, pet, rat, real

Replies: 4
Views: 1,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2005 04:46 PM; by DavidG

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Can Openers

Started by Ashore, 4th October 2005 01:07 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 17
Views: 2,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2005 10:17 AM; by RufflyRustic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

SHMBO's Question

Started by Ashore, 7th October 2005 09:50 PM

andrew, answer, background, closed, cricket, game, life, lips, loss, music, night, question, roof, russell, screen, shmbo, shmbos, stadium, sun, symonds, trouble, watching

Replies: 14
Views: 1,646

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2005 09:24 AM; by ptc

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A touchy feely monent

Started by MathewA, 4th October 2005 08:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admins, ass, basis, bunch, canadian, consistent, created, decended, fat, feely, folks, forever, forum, guided, internet, laughed, laughter, life, live, monent, move, murderers, neil, nicest, nurtured, pete, regret, sooner, thieves, touchy

Replies: 16
Views: 3,538

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2005 08:23 PM; by outback

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Shelf Life of UBeaut

Started by Peter Jones, 30th September 2005 09:59 PM

bottle, de-, life, months, peter, shelf, shellac, ubeaut, waxed, white

Replies: 5
Views: 1,966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2005 12:30 PM; by Peter Jones

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FINISHING

gross generalisations tick me off

Started by biotechy2k, 27th September 2005 06:29 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

career, child, children, chromosome, co-workers, death, don’t, equates, generalisations, genetic, gross, home, ignorance, innocent, juggle, life, majority, mums, mums”, parent, parents, patriarchal, possess, sadly, single, sole, taxes, theory, tick, “y”

Replies: 60
Views: 6,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2005 10:04 AM; by biotechy2k

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

****** off with light bulbs

Started by Paddy, 23rd September 2005 07:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100, 100watt, 60s, average, bulbs, cheek, claim, date, decent, fluros, industrial, length, life, light, moment, months, offer, paddy, premium, price, replace, time, twelve, watt, writing

Replies: 17
Views: 3,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2005 12:48 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Children

Started by RETIRED, 20th September 2005 08:59 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2005 09:38 AM; by Dean

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JOKES

Test for Dementia

Started by echnidna, 11th September 2005 07:22 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1000, add, answer, answered, bonus, buy, calculator, daughter, daughters, dementia, express, father, fourth, life, marys, mouth, nana, nene, nini, nono, nunu, overtake, person, question, read, scroll, simple, test, time, wrong

Replies: 19
Views: 2,826

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2005 11:18 PM; by joseph84

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JOKES

Giving more than 100%???

Started by Breslauer, 14th September 2005 11:58 AM

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7, 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5, 100%, 103%, 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5, 118%, 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20, 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11, 96%, 98%, a-s-s-k-i-s-s-i-n-g, a-t-t-i-t-u-d-e, achieving, ass, attitude, b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t, certainty, close, conclude, giving, h-a-r-d-w-o-r-k, hard, k-n-o-w-l-e-d-g-e, kissing, knowledge, life, makes, mathematical, meetings, top

Replies: 0
Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2005 11:58 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

One Of Those Days

Started by echnidna, 11th September 2005 01:19 PM

10am, 11.45, 3/4, abandon, barby, battery, bit, car, clean, daughter, days, flat, glimmer, grand, home, hour, hurry, kabana, leave, life, lift, munching, set, sheryl, totally, trip, unexpectedly, ute, woodborers

Replies: 13
Views: 2,020

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2005 07:53 PM; by Sturdee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Life's too short.

Started by outback, 27th August 2005 12:57 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

beer, bit, cricket, daughter, evening, excursion, feeling, finished, footy, friday, greeted, hard, home, late, life, lifes, mellow, night, partake, pushing, relaxed, robbo, school, shed, short, stirring, time, tomorrow, watched, worry

Replies: 27
Views: 2,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2005 01:10 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Legal Aid

Started by Ashore, 29th May 2005 06:48 PM

abc, aid, appeal, apply, assist, australian, background, backpacker, charged, crime, england, entieled, government, hear, justified, legal, life, means, music, nature, news, offence, parking, qcs, question, restrictions, serious, tested, trouble, week

Replies: 13
Views: 2,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2005 09:23 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Small Business Advice

Started by dazzler, 11th August 2005 10:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, afraid, bad, book, business, care, cheers, dazzler, diesel, enjoyed, experience, failure, hours, indifferent, interacting, keeping, life, mechanic, people, public, question, real, running, small, start, started, suited, surprising, thinking, worried

Replies: 19
Views: 3,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2005 08:51 PM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Real Or Wrong ??

Started by Ashore, 10th August 2005 12:29 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

attacks, australia, australian, australians, christian, complaining, country, culture, freedom, god, happy, language, leave, life, lifestyle, motto, nation, national, offending, offends, patriotism, real, society, suggest, times, wing, women, world, written, wrong

Replies: 51
Views: 4,786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2005 11:42 PM; by zenwood

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

pull out pantry

Started by helga, 4th August 2005 06:05 PM

400-500mm, accessed, accused, cage, carcass, ceiling, cupboard, deep, describe, experience, floor, fridge, ill-communication, kitchen, life, opinion, pantry, pics, pull, real, roll, shelves, slide, slot, space, spare, stable, wall, wondering, woulnt

Replies: 11
Views: 7,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2005 07:58 PM; by Dan_574

Forum:
KITCHENS

When is this year's Newcastle Show and Who's going?

Started by Caliban, 23rd June 2005 10:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

beer, caps, celebrate, dates, exhibitor, foilies, hand, heads, importantly, language, life, meeting, monkey, neil, newcastle, sharpening, shouted, simple, solve, universe, year

Replies: 17
Views: 4,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2005 08:50 AM; by Greg Ward

Forum:
EVENTS

Finally, a chain letter i like

Started by doug the slug, 13th July 2005 11:23 PM

boy, chain, email, feel, finally, forward, forwards, friend, friends, guilty, happen, horror, letter, letters, life, mad, mail, miranda, pass, people, pinsley, poor, raped, sad, send, sending, story, stupid, true, type

Replies: 1
Views: 2,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2005 11:42 PM; by kekemo

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JOKES

One for the girls #2

Started by Iain, 18th July 2005 08:20 PM

anniversaries, arrangements, birthdays, compassionate, compliments, cost, dependable, eat, expect, father, fix, forget, forgetting, girls, happy, honest, life, limb, lots, love, makes, matter, naked, passionate, regularly, rich, shopping, stress, time, true

Replies: 9
Views: 1,999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2005 10:15 PM; by doug the slug

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JOKES

Notice

Started by Cliff Rogers, 13th July 2005 05:29 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,896

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2005 09:09 PM; by zathras

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JOKES

State Of Origin 3

Started by Ashore, 7th July 2005 02:21 AM

32-, anounced, anthony, background, bowen, character, couple, flea, late, life, match, minichello, music, nill, origin, qld, results, series, state, till, tomorrow, trouble, won

Replies: 1
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2005 05:44 AM; by Pat

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Grinding disk storage

Started by Ashore, 25th June 2005 03:44 PM

angle, background, blank, cds, containers, cut, cutting, diffrent, disk, disks, dvds, grinder, grinding, handy, lables, life, mins, music, plastic, simple, sorted, sorting, spent, steel, storage, trouble, worn

Replies: 0
Views: 1,857

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2005 03:44 PM; by Ashore

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HINTS & TIPS

School Days

Started by Ashore, 24th June 2005 12:55 AM

alive, attention, boy, call, class, crotch, days, desk, embarrassed, hanging, investigate, life, mom, noon, noticed, paying, penis, phone, pick, school, screamed, seriously;, shed, sitting, squirming, stick, teacher, till, told, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 12:55 AM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Favorite/Worse Meal

Started by Ashore, 18th June 2005 07:54 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alive, apricotrippers, baby, experance, favorite or worse, favorite/worse, fish, fresh, fry, gar, grilled, hot, iains, korea, lams, life, live, meal, octopuses, perth, post, reading, rice, seafood, seriously;, thinking, thread, tower, w.a, worse

Replies: 25
Views: 2,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2005 09:55 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

art deco vanity finish?

Started by roxy, 17th June 2005 11:27 AM

,figured, art, beaut, bringing, caramel, clue, creates, deco, dosnt, dresser, finish, gluey, lacquer, laquer, life, match, melted, mess, metho, refinish, refinishing, remove, rest, shellac, thinner?im, top.what, turps.is, vanity

Replies: 2
Views: 1,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2005 04:40 PM; by roxy

Forum:
FINISHING

State Of origin 2

Started by Ashore, 15th June 2005 11:53 PM

andrew, background, bowen, closely, half, hero, jones, king, life, lucky, match, matt, music, nsw, opportunist, origin, pronounced, qld, real, results, state, time, trouble

Replies: 11
Views: 2,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2005 03:57 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Golfer & the Leprechaun

Started by Cliff Rogers, 16th June 2005 11:18 AM

american, answers, bad, ball, cash, drive, famous, fantastic, fer, fine, game, golf, golfer, guy, head, hit, hows, leprechaun, life, money, pocket, pull, reach, sex, situation, thankye, week, wonderful, woods, yer

Replies: 2
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2005 09:37 PM; by Ian007

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JOKES

Ok I'll go first...

Started by Kev Y., 29th April 2005 10:50 AM

address, ago, break, cast, chapter, concluded, cool, enjoy, finally, form, friday, garage, happy, left, life, mail, photo, property, send, setlement, settle, single, solicitors, speak, spell, wisard, witchdoctor, woman, woodwork

Replies: 12
Views: 2,589

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2005 10:45 AM; by Iain

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Prison or Work

Started by Geoff Dean, 14th June 2005 12:36 PM

bars, behaviour, called, deal, deduct, doors, expenses, family, friends, games, inside, life, majority, managers, pay, pee, people, prison, prisoners, sadistic, salary, seat, share, spend, taxes, time, toilet, visit, wardens, work

Replies: 0
Views: 1,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2005 12:36 PM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

Welcome back viewers

Started by ozwinner, 1st June 2005 08:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

angry, bricklayer, btw, caught, challenged, charges, confused, cool, day, days, fright, items, laid, life, missus, paid, pick, police, ppl, sad, scarey, shes, shop, sign, stealing, viewers, visit, week, wife, world

Replies: 22
Views: 2,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2005 10:09 PM; by Caliban

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Life `s Great Question `s

Started by MidwayBlonde4, 2nd June 2005 09:12 PM

apes, assassinated, banks, box, branches, cold, commit, figured, great, grow, harder, hostage, idea, life, money, moon, murdered, people, person, personality, pizza, question, remote, round, situation, split, square, suicide, threatens, trees

Replies: 0
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2005 09:12 PM; by MidwayBlonde4

Forum:
JOKES

Waterproofing for paling fence?

Started by janeb, 30th May 2005 09:42 AM

advice, agent, apply, beds, built, complained, fence, fences, garden, hassle, house, jane, life, membrane, neighbours, newbie, owners, paling, possession, previous, prolong, reassure, replace, rotting, type, valuable, waterproofing, wondering

Replies: 10
Views: 4,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 03:01 PM; by JDub

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Jarrah Life

Started by Stu, 30th May 2005 07:00 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2005 11:47 PM; by journeyman Mick

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

from the arkives

Started by popawisky, 24th May 2005 12:01 AM

,like, agreed, arkives, ass, bestowed, budge, called, creator, donkey, explains, grant, horrified, life, lion, monkey, monkeying, normal, plenty, received, roared, sex, spare, spoke, ten, twenty, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2005 12:01 AM; by popawisky

Forum:
JOKES

Giving 100%

Started by Forest Gump, 18th May 2005 01:50 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2005 01:50 PM; by Forest Gump

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JOKES

No laughing matter

Started by silentC, 5th May 2005 10:56 AM

160, amazing, article, b12, birth, body, cancer, changed, damage, defects, dog, folate, heart, immune, laughing, life, matter, metabolised, nerve, nitrous, no-one, oxide, oxygen, sick, smh, study, surgery, system, time, vitamin

Replies: 11
Views: 2,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2005 10:43 AM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

a show of solidarity

Started by ryanarcher, 28th April 2005 04:40 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bieng, brilliant, buddies, changing, contributing, dissapear, email, event, flowers, forum, guys, hears, ideas, jerk, life, list, morose, nature, organise, phone, real, shame, shot, solidarity, stating, strong, talk, thier, union, word

Replies: 36
Views: 4,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2005 09:08 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Black-Japan

Started by Fordy, 22nd April 2005 02:49 AM

Replies: 8
Views: 2,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2005 01:46 AM; by Fordy

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

True story but suited here

Started by Iain, 29th April 2005 11:12 AM

animals, buy, car, considerable, dear, father, finding, gem, happy, job, left, letter, life, limited, literary, managed, mother, nameless, received, remain, save, school, son, steady, story, suited, thankyou, trouble, true, unemployed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 11:12 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Marriage Counselling

Started by Wood Butcher, 20th April 2005 10:39 PM

angry, bedroom, break, counselling, counsellor, difficulties, extremely, fathom, finally, husbands, inquired, iron, life, looked, love, marriage, questions, replied, sensed, source, threatening, time, unable, unusual, watched, window, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2005 11:46 PM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Adios

Started by Peter R, 20th April 2005 08:54 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2005 10:24 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Look out prudes.... the willy gets a mention!

Started by Christopha, 18th April 2005 02:11 PM

absolutely, advertising, boss, bring, drugs, home, life, meeting, mention, overnight, pecker, penis, positively, prudes, quicker, rock, slogan, slogans, staff, strong, ten, top, touch, unanimous, upper, viagra, week, whaazzzz, whopper, willy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 02:11 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

He was one of Nature's Gentleman.

Started by MajorPanic, 6th April 2005 06:04 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advent, aeroplane, board, computer, dearly, eightys, embraced, father, fight, friend, gentleman, gentlemen, guided, jokes, life, lost, miss, miss-spent, nature, natures, personal, raaf, realise, recently, regularly, served, subtle, time, wars, world

Replies: 36
Views: 5,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2005 06:51 PM; by E. maculata

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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