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What happened to Monday?

Started by Cliff Rogers, 4th April 2005 11:26 PM

,do, bankruptcy, broke, college, dabbled, dead, declare, drugs, drunk, fridays, gamble, gay, guy, happened, hate, hell, life, love, monday, neat, overdose, thursdays, times, vegas, wednesdays, welcomed, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 2,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 10:40 AM; by goat

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JOKES

potent stuff...

Started by Breslauer, 2nd April 2005 01:07 PM

all-points, bulletin, care, convicted, criminals, guy, happy, hardened, institution, jacked, jar, lookout, love, mix, neck, penal, police, potent, prozac, quickly, ready, remember, sentence, shipment, stiff, stuff, surely, swallow, taking, viagra

Replies: 3
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 04:28 PM; by Christopha

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It never ceases to amaze me ….

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 1st April 2005 09:25 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amaze, ceases, coming, garden, guy, homes, projects, ruin, timber

Replies: 17
Views: 2,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2005 11:04 AM; by boban

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Finished without finish :eek:

Started by ryanarcher, 29th March 2005 05:41 PM

content, design, discolored, dried, eek, ephiphany, exact, feel, finish, finished, future, grain, guy, idea, live, moisture, movement, ofcourse, planed, regularly, ryan, scratches/dings, serious, share, simple, somethin, table, top, wet, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 2,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2005 11:16 PM; by ubeaut

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FINISHING

Prude Alert!!!!

Started by Christopha, 23rd February 2005 02:22 PM

agent, alert, book, booked, bookings, buy, called, condoms, cruise, day, days, delighted, dramamine, dramamines, eight-day, elated, guy, looked, makes, offer, pharmacist, pharmacy, phoned, prude, pry, returned, sick, sympathetically, travel, two-week

Replies: 5
Views: 2,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2005 07:00 PM; by AlexS

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World record bloodwood burl

Started by DK Claus, 21st February 2005 10:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

076, bloodwood, buffeting, burl, claus, contacted, crescent, days, email, fine, foot, forgotten, fortunate, guy, head, living, nsw, oil, perfect, post, protection, record, selling, slaps, sort, suggestions, tung, water, wauchope, world

Replies: 15
Views: 3,673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2005 03:34 PM; by conwood

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FINISHING

Luck.

Started by Iain, 20th February 2005 08:12 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2005 05:04 PM; by Harry72

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JOKES

A man named Bob.......

Started by gatiep, 5th February 2005 02:13 AM

1967, belongs, bob, close, empty, field, free, friend, funeral, game, guy, incredible, inquires, man, married, mind, named, passed, receives, relative, replies, rows, sad, seat, sitting, stadium, superbowl, supposed, ticket, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2005 02:13 AM; by gatiep

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JOKES

The Rose Garden - Part Two

Started by Groggy, 1st February 2005 08:38 PM

called, dog, door, drive, ear, front, gap, garden, guy, hit, home, huh, inside, minutes, mower, nods, phone, property, questions, ride-on, rose, sale, shop, speed, swearing, swmbo, truck, ute, wall, wheels

Replies: 0
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2005 08:38 PM; by Groggy

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Shocking

Started by Grunt, 26th January 2005 10:11 PM

carpet, certification, checks, dead, details, disaster, discovered, earth, electical, employee, fridge, gory, guy, live, lucky, offices, pissy, plasitc, renovated, shocking, start, stopped, unbelievable, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2005 03:10 AM; by Kev Y.

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Duck Season

Started by Groggy, 26th January 2005 11:32 AM

accidentally, admonishment, careful, chained, chains, day, deserve, duck, ducks, eternity, eyes, guy, handsome, happy, heaven, laid, manages, months, observed, peter, season, step, stepped, stepping, steps, tall, thin, ugly, woman, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,567

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2005 11:32 AM; by Groggy

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Poor service + poor tools = angry Stinky

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 23rd January 2005 06:12 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2005 05:36 PM; by Markw

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Solicitors....again

Started by Iain, 22nd January 2005 08:31 AM

advancement, applicant, doctor, dollars, ear, engineer, family, guy, interviewer, interviewers, interviewing, lawyer, leave, mars, medical, million, millions, money, nasa, question, replied, research, returning, send, sending, solicitorsagain, thinking, touchy, trip, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2005 08:31 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Sales and Marketing

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:38 PM

america, arnold, ass, attorney, bed, breast, calls, climb, decides, fantastic, friend, friends, grabs, gropes, guy, handsome, houses, marketing, offended, party, passing, realize, sales, satisfy, schwarzenegger, shout, straighten, support, tech, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2005 08:38 PM; by DonN

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Compatibility of roofing materials

Started by jackiew, 15th December 2004 03:33 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 19
Views: 6,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2004 03:16 PM; by Barry_White

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

How Buildings Learn

Started by jackiew, 7th November 2004 05:48 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 2,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2004 07:24 PM; by bitingmidge

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Don't Guy's Me

Started by Bushrat, 15th October 2004 10:09 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

australia, bloody, blue, broke, bundaberg, bushie, buy, cheer, chew, coke, confused, decent, drink, footy-, grass, gum, guy, half, joggers, leaders, live, mate, oath, rolleyes, rum, socks, top, true, world, yell

Replies: 28
Views: 5,694

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2004 10:39 AM; by Kev Y.

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Dress code

Started by Christopha, 19th October 2004 07:28 PM

arab, begrudgingly, brother, buy, card, code, crawling, disappeared, dress, eventually, fleeing, found, guy, hill, hours, jew, jewish, miles, nice, rasped, replied, restaurant, sitting, staggered, table, thanked, tie, ties, told, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,833

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2004 12:54 PM; by sandman

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JOKES

Old Age

Started by vsquizz, 15th October 2004 11:30 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2004 11:30 PM; by vsquizz

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JOKES

Could you give me a push please?

Started by Bob Willson, 14th October 2004 03:09 PM

answer, ashamed, awakened, bed, calls, chance, dark, door, dressed, drunk, drunken, guy, guys, helped, husband, husband.over, morning, oclock, pouring, push, rain, replies, reply, returns, slams, standing, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,423

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2004 03:09 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

Too many women

Started by MarkV, 13th October 2004 11:23 PM

answered, arm, check, coming, condition, dangerous, deal, doc, doctor, friday, girlfriend, guy, happened, home, monday, morning, myex-wife, nights, office, pills, pretty, return, returns, row, saturday, sleeping, sling, viagra, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 11:23 PM; by MarkV

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JOKES

Old age???? NOT!

Started by Christopha, 13th October 2004 05:16 PM

100, 118, 118-year-old, age, alive, amazed, amazement, attribute, checkup, dad, dads, dead, died, doctor, frustrated, golfed, golfer, golfing, grand-fathers, grandpa, grandpas, guess, guy, health, living, married, morning, shape, timer, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 05:16 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Welfare

Started by outback, 10th October 2004 05:31 PM

apartment, chauffeur/bodyguard, clothes, counter, drawing, escort, expected, garage, guy, hate, hell, holiday, hours, job, kidding, meals, mercedes, overseas, provided, salary, social, started, starting, supply, trips, two-bedroom, welfare, worker, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2004 01:43 PM; by Ben from Vic.

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Liquid Limestone

Started by Toddy, 23rd September 2004 05:04 PM

additives, appreciated, cement, cheers, coulldnt, cream, crushed, curbing, fluffy, gravel, guy, landscapers, limestone, liquid, mix, mixture, pathways, recipe, sand, suggestions, supply, todd, topmaybe

Replies: 4
Views: 11,979

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2004 03:30 PM; by Toddy

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Black and White

Started by silentC, 22nd September 2004 03:00 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 03:11 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Tommy Cooper one liners

Started by simon c, 10th September 2004 01:32 PM

arm, bloke, brother, buy, car, colin, complimented, cooper, cricket, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, driving, guy, hows, hurt, left, liners, nice, note, parking, people, round, start, tommy, vet, walked, windscreen

Replies: 1
Views: 1,940

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 03:43 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

He Who Drinks Australian....

Started by gemi_babe, 11th September 2004 12:59 AM

$200, 6th, amazing, astonished, attention, australia, australian, cameo, cash, corner, drinks, father, fosters, glen, guy, iris, jill, live, melbourne, night, parents, pay, replies, sex, shake, sits, street, suburb, unbelievable

Replies: 0
Views: 1,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 12:59 AM; by gemi_babe

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JOKES

It's probably True

Started by miked, 1st September 2004 07:08 PM

check, clean--, cop, copper, driver, gonna, guy, guys, head, hope, license, license--hes, mate, miles, nightstick, offend, passenger, pulled, queensland, replies, road, rolls, smacks, taps, true, walks, whack, whatd, window, wouldve

Replies: 3
Views: 1,810

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2004 09:23 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Just A Joke Right!!!!

Started by Christopha, 25th August 2004 04:36 PM

answers, blue, boys, clean--, cop, copper, driver, gonna, guy, head, joke, license, license--hes, mate, miles, nightstick, passenger, pulled, replies, road, rolls, sh#t, smacks, taps, true, walks, whack, whatd, window, wouldve

Replies: 0
Views: 2,818

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2004 04:36 PM; by Christopha

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newcastle wood show

Started by Zed, 14th August 2004 11:47 PM

$10, 5th, bits, bunnies, calling, carbatec, carbatech, cheers, clamp, clock, coupla, crafties, disappointed, gifted, guy, hall, hovo, mechanisms, mechansims, newcastle, pipe, polish, purchase, representation, shellac, started, ubeaut, vendor, wood, worth

Replies: 2
Views: 1,912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2004 09:52 AM; by oges

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Mind reader

Started by Bob Willson, 12th August 2004 04:47 PM

asshole, blue, clean--, cop, copper, driver, gonna, guy, guys, head, license, license--hes, mate, miles, mind, nightstick, passenger, reader, replies, road, rolls, smacks, taps, true, walks, whack, whatd, window, wouldve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2004 04:47 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

Turner Brown

Started by Bob Willson, 3rd July 2004 06:48 PM

350, answers, brings, brown, curious, dead, dude, elevator, excuse, faints, falls, feet, figured, floor, god, guy, huge, inch, kneels, lbs, penis, questions, standing, staring, tall, testicles, turner, voice, weak, weigh

Replies: 1
Views: 1,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2004 10:17 PM; by Ian007

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JOKES

Riddle / question

Started by DaveInOz, 1st July 2004 02:36 PM

$10, $27, $29, $30, answer, bell, bill, boy, boys, brings, cost, day, discount, divide, dollar, guy, guys, hands, hotel, manager, payed, pocket, pulls, question, return, riddle, stay, times, walk, warning

Replies: 7
Views: 2,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2004 07:53 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Nitrocelullose lacquer / Shellac / Poly ??

Started by bernie01, 24th June 2004 03:02 PM

1950s, alternative, appreciated, bernie, cabinet, comments, days, estapol, fate, finished, folks, furniture, guy, handy, lacquer, nitro, nitrocelullose, poly, polyurethane, pro/cons, product, products, recommendations, repairer, shellac, spray, tempting, tinted, tweed, wollongong

Replies: 12
Views: 4,634

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2004 05:22 PM; by bernie01

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FINISHING

You just have to read the description....

Started by Woodencrux, 11th June 2004 12:01 AM

alan, check, comments, description, ebay, enjoy, follow, guy, item, laugh, provided, read, reading, router, selling, table

Replies: 3
Views: 1,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2004 02:56 PM; by Ben from Vic.

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JOKES

Cold Chilli

Started by Bob Willson, 7th June 2004 08:41 PM

begins, bowl, cafe, chili, chilli, coffee, cold, day, dead, eat, enters, finishing, free, gentlemen, guy, half, meal, mouse, notices, pukes, replies, sell, sits, special, takes, waitress, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,657

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2004 08:41 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

Irish painter

Started by Ivor, 7th May 2004 02:37 PM

african, americans, approached, art, attending, black, coal-miners, contemporary, couple, curator, depicted, exhibition, experienced, gallery, gay, guy, home, irish, irishman, left, lunch, middle, oppression, painted, painter, painting, penis, pink, replied, society

Replies: 0
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2004 02:37 PM; by Ivor

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JOKES

Happy Days

Started by craigb, 5th May 2004 04:35 PM

$200, amazing, astonished, attention, australian, cameo, cash, corner, days, father, fosters, glen, guy, happy, iris, jill, live, melbourne, night, parents, pay, replies, sex, shake, sits, street, suburb, totally, unbelievable

Replies: 0
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2004 04:35 PM; by craigb

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JOKES

Getting Old II

Started by Baz, 30th April 2004 08:12 PM

barely, buy, car, demonstrated, driving, elderly, gentleman, guy, hands, hat, intersection, killed, ladies, lady, light, lights, madam, mildred, onions, passenger, penny, piece, ran, red, remarked, replies, row, sitting, wind, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2004 08:12 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

wood filler

Started by db21, 13th April 2004 03:08 PM

alot, business, cornstarch, dust, father, figure, filler, fine, finish, floor, floors, guy, houses, loved, met, mixes, paper, poly, prior, refinishing, ropes, sanddust, sanding, teaching, time, tom, trowel, wood, works.his, yearsi

Replies: 5
Views: 9,659

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2004 06:05 PM; by outback

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Blondes aren't so stupid...maybe

Started by Christopha, 1st April 2004 11:15 AM

argument, automatically, blonde, blondes, boy, call, complaining, contractor, double-pane, efficient, energy, expensive, fast, guess, guy, heard, house, hung, line, pay, proceeded, sales, silence, stupid, stupidmaybe, talking, told, week, windows, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2004 11:15 AM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Bouquets and Brickbats

Started by Taffy, 21st March 2004 08:51 PM

bouquets, branch, brickbats, brissy, car, cheesed, closing, cut, cutting, day, days, drive, friday, girl, guy, half, hour, idle, invoice, needless, ply, pretty, rang, scatty, spending, stick, time, told, underwood, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,643

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2004 09:24 PM; by Taffy

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HAVE YOUR SAY

What in the World Wide Web?

Started by silentC, 23rd January 2004 12:31 PM

1993, bothered, column, couple, dark, fortnight, francisco, guy, guys, humour, live, mate, meat, odd, published, read, red, regularly, rude, san, sense, sites, sport, updated, victoria, violent, visit, web, wide, world

Replies: 3
Views: 2,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2004 09:56 AM; by Ben from Vic.

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Mother-In-Law

Started by stephenmeddings, 21st January 2004 02:21 PM

$150, $5000, 2000, ago, body, burial, buried, bury, chance, cost, days, dead, dies, expense, explains, guy, holy, home, land, mother-in-law, motherinlaw, nice, rose, ship, undertaker, vacation, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 08:57 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Restoring Jarrah Window Treatments, Door Frames and Skirting Boards

Started by April, 31st December 2003 04:22 PM

advice, appearance, appreciated, basically, boards, cheers, cover, delight, door, effective, finish, flecks, floor, frames, guy, jarrah, marks, paint, perfection, renovators, residual, restoring, retains, sanding, skirting, suggestions, treatments, week, window, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 7,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2004 03:23 PM; by Robert WA

Forum:
FINISHING

Dead Tree

Started by Ben from Vic., 26th November 2003 06:28 PM

amber, aware, backyard, bed, ben, border, complained, curios, dead, died, door, effecting, eye, flower, guy, joke, legaly, liquid, poisoned, properties, roots, suspect, times, tree, treee, wondering

Replies: 9
Views: 4,957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2003 10:17 PM; by glenn k

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Roof Repairs.... How Hard is it?

Started by Dean, 3rd November 2003 09:21 AM

$9000, apply, basically, bit, books/resources, check, concrete, crumble, department, dozen, folk, folks, gaps, guy, hard, house, knowledgable, line, missing, mix, repair/maintenance, repairs, repoint, roof, seal, smooth, starting, steps, subject, tiles

Replies: 11
Views: 8,743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2003 09:09 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

The Picture on the Night Stand

Started by Baz, 3rd November 2003 08:53 PM

bed, bewildered, boyfriend, brother, calmly, dad, demanded, ear, enquired, framed, girl, guy, hoping, husband, love, naturally, nervously, nibbling, night, noticed, picture, reassured, replied, rolls, silly, snuggling, stand, surgery, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2003 08:53 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Mantle Clock Case

Started by Ken Weekes, 2nd November 2003 12:23 PM

advice, case, clock, cracking, finishing, german, guy, ken, lifting, mantle, sanding, start, varnish, veneer, weekes

Replies: 4
Views: 2,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2003 09:56 PM; by Shane Watson

Forum:
FINISHING

Harvey Norman

Started by Ivor, 7th October 2003 06:10 PM

$250, $269, $299, accept, blatent, buy, cashier, checking, confused, dvd, dvd/video, guy, guys, happen, harvey, ivor, norman, person, player, prices, rep, reps, sale, sales, sign, software, surely, thinking, understanding, walked

Replies: 3
Views: 4,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2003 08:07 PM; by Eastie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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