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Indian name

Started by munruben, 4th January 2008 10:41 AM

horse, horses.”, indian, mean?”, means, nag, nag.”, replied, unusual, wife, “its, “thats, “wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2008 09:38 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

How many light fittings

Started by chessp, 28th December 2007 04:00 PM

30m2, 4000, advise, approx, bright, brightness, cathedral, ceilings, cfl, fittings, globe, gu10, lamps, light, likes, preferential, subject, understand, white, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 3,958

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 11:08 PM; by Smurf

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Sick Day

Started by MICKYG, 3rd January 2008 07:53 PM

ache, boss, calls, chow, day, feel, headache, hours, house.”, hung, hurt, legs, makes, nice, sex, sick, soon…, stomach, that.”, wife, work.”, “hey, “you

Replies: 0
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 07:53 PM; by MICKYG

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JOKES

Perfect husband?

Started by Barry Hicks, 1st January 2008 02:31 PM

alive, amazing, attention, breeze, contact, cried, darkened, dear, departed, desperately, found, happier, happy, heard, heaven, honey, husband, late, missing, paid, perfect, psychic, strange, suddenly, trance, unmistakable, voice, waft, widower, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 07:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

So you want to build a deck?

Started by Groggy, 13th November 2007 07:22 PM

backyard, build, built, clothesline, deck, digging, dirt, dog, drain, feed, groggy, house, match, mention, move, notice, pavers, pergola, retaining, shed, shop, sprinklers, swmbo, tap, time, trench, wall, wife, yard, yards

Replies: 8
Views: 8,711

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2007 06:01 PM; by Groggy

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A Woodies Yarn

Butt Dust

Started by wheelinround, 24th December 2007 02:31 PM

age, audibly, bedroom, bible, butt, dad, daughter, dust, eyes, fit, flee, girl, granny, james, juice, leaned, listening, looked, lot, melanie, mum, named, obedient, read, remember, replied, sermon, tammy, warned, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,954

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2007 05:06 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Only a woman

Started by ravlord13, 24th December 2007 02:55 PM

aging, club, consideration, difficult, dinner, easy, eating, extra, finished, golf, half, home, hour, impossible, job, lunch, oversensitive, pete, rest, retirement, sandy, sit, table, tact, time, wife, woman, women, worse, yell

Replies: 1
Views: 1,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 03:16 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Christmas decorations this year

Started by jow104, 23rd December 2007 12:24 AM

change, charming, christmas, decorations, family, festive, forthcoming, forum, happy, involve, john, meantime, messages, naturally, neil, operation, personal, private, recent, recovery, replies, seasonal, send, speedy, thread, time, toil, ubeaut, wife, year

Replies: 2
Views: 1,565

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2007 10:23 AM; by Pusser

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Christmas decorations this year

Started by jow104, 23rd December 2007 02:54 AM

charming, christmas, decorations, family, festive, forthcoming, forum, happy, involve, john, meantime, messages, naturally, neil, operation, options, personal, private, recent, recovery, replies, seasonal, send, speedy, thread, time, toil, ubeaut, wife, year

Replies: 0
Views: 1,873

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2007 02:54 AM; by jow104

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Spamalot

Started by Metal Head, 22nd December 2007 09:21 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 09:21 PM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Member's member

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd December 2007 06:31 AM

allan, appendage, caravanning, compensation, damaged, day, decision, depressed, discuss, discussed, explained, grafted, grievous, injury, kitchen, member, money, noticed, operation, pay, perform, remove, repair, replied, suffered, suggested, surgeon, visited, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 11:55 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Prince Charles

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd December 2007 09:45 AM

,there, avoid, b@st@rd, camilla, charles, corner, day, decided, explanation, fifty, figured, hed, hooker, hundred, jog, jogged, jogging, outings, pair, past, pounds, prince, prostitutes, shed, street, tight, watched, wife, yell, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 10:07 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Rain or Snow

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd December 2007 09:43 AM

about?”, anything”, dear.”, definitely”, hesitation, married, moves, prove, rain, raining, raining?”, red, replies, rudolph, sky, smiles, smug, snaps, snow, snowing, walking, wife, woman, “ah, “hey, “its, “that, “thats, “what, ”snow”

Replies: 0
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 09:43 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Vegie Patch How To

Started by Alan01, 14th December 2007 10:18 PM

advance, construct, follow, p.s, patch, pine, plan, posts, read, simple, simplest, sleepers, treated, vegie, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 2,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2007 11:21 PM; by Buzza

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Barry's present to his wife.

Started by munruben, 20th December 2007 07:41 PM

barry, barrys, christmas, foot, oysters, pearls, present, rabbits, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2007 07:41 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Failed heating

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th December 2007 08:11 PM

allan, barrys, bit, burning, butt, cigarette, door, dying, failed, front, heating, hope, house, mate, morris, phillip, stood, tight, time, wife, worried, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 7,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2007 08:11 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Cyanide

Started by munruben, 15th December 2007 08:38 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2007 11:49 AM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

How do I tell if its a supporting wall

Started by chessp, 18th December 2007 08:18 AM

appears, archway, beam, bearing, bedroom, board, ceiling, ears, extends, external, falling, hollow, house, kitchen, line, load, meets, plaster, remove, removed, structural, supporting, telling, top, upstairs, wall, weatherboard, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 2,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2007 09:37 AM; by DvdHntr

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Wife and wheelie bin

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th December 2007 06:30 PM

allan, bin, difference, dying, hope, time, week, wheelie, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2007 09:22 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

What's the difference

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th December 2007 09:04 PM

allan, arguing, buying, chance, difference, dying, hope, lottery, million, sixteen, ticket, time, wife, winning, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2007 09:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Decking timber lengths

Started by borismilo, 21st October 2007 08:57 AM

18%, 2.5, 358, 36%, boards, boris, concerns, deck, decking, decks, deterioration, easy, fairly, ideas, joined, joining, joists, length, lengths, looked, lot, merchant, meters, pack, short, sorted, stuff, timber, weathered, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 3,982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 02:27 PM; by Fatwood

Forum:
DECKING

Allan's remarkable recovery

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th December 2007 04:51 PM

allan, allans, completely, congregation, crushed, delicate, doctors, hold, imagined, operation, pain, pastor, performed, piece, podium, praise, recovery, relief, remarkable, remnants, rose, scrotum, sighed, sternum, tentatively, terrible, walked, wife, wire, word

Replies: 6
Views: 2,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 02:27 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Wrapping Help

Started by Rodgera, 11th December 2007 01:56 PM

christmas, declined, football, helped, informed, tags, trouble, watching, wife, wrap, wrapping

Replies: 1
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2007 05:02 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Dead Canoeist Finally Turns Up

Started by Metal Head, 3rd December 2007 09:42 PM

5-½, agonising, anne, body, bringing, british, canoeist, central, close, darwin, dead, disappearance, family, finally, fit, found, informed, limbo, london, months, police, relatives, spent, spokesman, station, time, turns, walked, whereabouts, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2007 10:22 AM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The blue ribbon

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th December 2007 05:50 PM

blue, blues, duly, family, fell, fella, found, gear, husband, jewels, night, notices, piece, prizes, remember, ribbon, ribbons, searched, sewing, testicles, tied, toilet, trick, wakes, wanders, wearing, wife, won, woodie, woodies

Replies: 0
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 05:50 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Dear Wife

Started by wheelinround, 7th December 2007 08:59 AM

ago, anymore;, borrowed, boxers, coincidence, cooked, dear, dollars, eating, ex-husband, favorite, fifty, hell, home, hope, job, letter, life, love, loved, meal, morning, notice, p.s, quit, silk, sister, soaps, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 12:23 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Screed, membrane and 800x1200 shower tiling.

Started by kazrod, 4th December 2007 09:42 AM

1200mm, 800mm, biggest, bottom, cement, centre, diagonal, drain, finally, floor, forum, freestanding, joist, love, membrane, mix, mob, moved, overlapping, plate, screed, sheets, shower, stairwell, tile, tiles, tiling, top, wall, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 3,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 12:13 AM; by Pulpo

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

Doctors advice

Started by fenderbelly, 4th December 2007 12:34 PM

advice, answer, calm, denies, doctor, doctors, feeling, found, hell, husband, husbands, hyde, imagine, jekyll/mr, listen, masturbating, patient, pretty, regularly, replied, simple, start, started, talking, tells, times, treatment, wife, woman, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 12:34 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Babies

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st December 2007 08:44 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2007 04:42 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Allans trek to Wallan

Started by munruben, 1st December 2007 01:29 PM

allan, allans, annoyed, barry, bit, carrying, comfort, days, family, friend, gear, gentleman, horse, horseback, indignantly, moment, pleased, pondered, poor, question, replied, riding, told, travelled, traveller, trek, walked, walking, wallan, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 08:30 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Paddy

Started by fenderbelly, 30th November 2007 05:06 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 05:52 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Crook husband

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th November 2007 12:53 PM

allan, answered, crook, doctor, dying, hope, husband, kids, operating, patient, talk, theatre, time, wife, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 12:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

I light of impending marriages

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:48 AM

allan, basement, bike, broke, burst, confused, crying, day, deck, drunk, fell, flooded, hed, home, hug, impending, john, kissed, life, light, loved, machine, marriages, massive, straight, tears, told, washing, wife, worst

Replies: 3
Views: 1,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 10:14 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Shocker

Started by prozac, 28th November 2007 02:30 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 02:53 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

What do you call this?

Started by test123456, 26th November 2007 12:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1880, based, build, building, call, check, cheers, correct, cracks, fixed, health, house, knocked, notice, outer, perform, purchase, replaced, replies, sound, structurally, surveyor, term, thingy, time, told, tradesmen, wall, wife, worry

Replies: 15
Views: 4,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 09:20 PM; by test123456

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Expectant father.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th November 2007 09:46 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 10:30 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Save my marriage. With pictures

Started by Loosescrew, 6th November 2007 08:23 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

cam, creak, glued, god, happen, internal, marriage, mopped, pictures, save, screws, slide, stairs, started, team, walk, wife, wooden

Replies: 32
Views: 5,955

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2007 10:49 PM; by Tas_Dean

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Another Christmas joke

Started by munruben, 21st November 2007 11:21 PM

answered, approached, christmas, comrade, couple, dear, drop, fight, hit, insisted, joke, minor, night, nose, official, officially, party, quietly, rain, raining, red, replied, rudolph, russian, snow, snowing, walked, walking, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 11:13 AM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

Darling

Started by munruben, 21st November 2007 11:27 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 10:39 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Bearers on Brick Piers

Started by DvdHntr, 14th November 2007 01:40 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ant, bearers, brick, caps, floor, friction, install, involved, piers, question, restrained, sliding, stupid, wife

Replies: 30
Views: 20,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 09:04 AM; by DvdHntr

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Colonoscopy comments

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th November 2007 08:04 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 07:27 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

Barry's neighbour the butcher

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th November 2007 08:57 PM

allan, barry, barrys, butcher, dying, hope, introduced, meet, neighbour, patti, time, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 10:32 PM; by nev25

Forum:
JOKES

God talks to Adam

Started by munruben, 17th November 2007 08:24 PM

adam, arm, beautiful, cost, creature, enjoy, god, hard, hmmm, hmmmm, leg, rib, smart, talks, wife, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 01:05 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Little Bleedin Thumb.

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 16th November 2007 01:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

10lb, 13th, 60311, 60312, 8.21pm, 8lb, 9.11oz, bleedin, born, bub, coming, fine, focusing, fun, harry, home, minutes, mum, photos, pleased, reduction, size, standards, thumb, tommorow, trouble, tuesday, waldo, wife

Replies: 20
Views: 3,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 12:55 PM; by scooter

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Stolen credit card

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th November 2007 11:06 AM

allan, brazen, card, credit, dying, hope, matter, police, reporting, spending, stolen, thief, time, week, wife, wifes, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2007 11:06 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Anger Management

Started by fenderbelly, 15th November 2007 08:51 PM

anger, clean, control, fight, husband, mad, management, toilet, toothbrush, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,020

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 08:51 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

New timber floor supplier North NSW

Started by Mick Nash, 9th November 2007 08:34 PM

availablenorthern, baterns, box, brush, built, carpenter, concrete, doh, easy, fixing, floor, flooring, folks, hardwood, idea, nail, north, nsw, oil, refinish, repair, rivers, rules, secret, slab, stuff, supplier, timber, tunge, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 2,623

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 08:03 PM; by Mick Nash

Forum:
FLOORING

Housework noises

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th November 2007 01:44 PM

allan, dying, hate, hope, housework, listening, noises, struggling, time, volume, watching, wife, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 01:55 PM; by Chesand

Forum:
JOKES

Man smart - Woman smarter

Started by BazzaDLB, 8th November 2007 08:15 PM

arrangements, blue, bluegill, box, caught, finalised, fish, fishing, funeral, home, house, husband, lots, man, opportunity, pack, promotion, pyjamas, replied, salmon, silk, smart, smarter, swordfish, tired, week, weekend, welcomed, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 08:15 PM; by BazzaDLB

Forum:
JOKES

I got my wife crawling to me.

Started by munruben, 7th November 2007 10:31 PM

bed, begged, begging, crawling, fight, hands, knees, night, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 12:16 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

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