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Good night Ladies

Started by craigb, 15th May 2005 11:24 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2005 11:24 PM; by craigb

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

If the World was fair to Guys...

Started by numbat, 20th April 2005 02:14 PM

$2000, acceptable, and/or, answer, break, cards, cheers, cop, day, driving, easier, fair, fined, football, friday, guys, hire, hour, lager, lunch, milk, night, opposite, poor, real, response, sex, strippers, time, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2005 09:45 PM; by Wayne Davy

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JOKES

Another drink???

Started by Iain, 18th April 2005 10:50 AM

23-year, 9.20pm, alcohol, arrest, blew, car, caught, drink, drive, driver, driving, july, licence, magna, messmate, minutes, night, police, pulled, registered, road, seized, speargrass, spotted, station, stopped, street, unlicenced, wheel, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 01:49 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Levelling Step

Started by Hootsmon, 14th March 2005 10:26 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, concreting, decided, door, drunk, front, gratefully, guys, home, house, late, leading, level, levelling, night, provide, railing, rain, ramp, received, rid, run, safety, section, sloped, step, steps, suggestions, swmbo, top

Replies: 15
Views: 2,663

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2005 12:35 PM; by Hootsmon

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Irish jokes for St. Pat's day

Started by AlexS, 16th March 2005 07:14 PM

aye, bless, bottle, brothel, day, enter, found, god, grave, home, irish, irishmen, jokes, late, lived, michael, night, ogradys, paddy, pat, pats, priest, pub, seamus, sean, shame, soul, tis, trooper, wine

Replies: 1
Views: 1,918

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2005 08:45 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Sunday night Teev

Started by craigb, 13th March 2005 07:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

7.30, 8.30, abc, board, bollocks, commercials, costume, crap, ditto, drama, forward, god, history, lesson, night, pay, rolleyes, sbs, spend, sunday, teev, time, yep

Replies: 15
Views: 2,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2005 06:53 PM; by Iain

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HAVE YOUR SAY

This weekends projects

Started by craigb, 11th March 2005 09:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

activity, board, cedar, friday, greg, hoping, kiama, moment, night, online, planned, posters, projects, rosewood, sunday, wards, weekend, weekends, wittiest, woodshow, youse

Replies: 29
Views: 3,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2005 08:56 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Blue gum slab table

Started by BrisBen, 8th March 2005 11:33 PM

arts, attempted, beer, blue, boys, card, crafts, criteria, day, depending, durable, fancy, finish, finished, formal, gum, inlaws, kids, night, pick, question, remembering, setting, slab, slabs, spill, survive, table, tabletop, unscathed

Replies: 7
Views: 4,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2005 08:27 AM; by Wongo

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FINISHING

Grain filling questions

Started by markharrison, 27th February 2005 12:25 PM

apply, assuming, bit, dewaxed, experience, filling, finally, finish, follow, grain, harden, hear, hrd, intention, love, night, overnight, padded, piece, play, powder, question, questions, ready, scrap, shellac, specks, test, wax, white

Replies: 7
Views: 4,828

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2005 09:52 PM; by markharrison

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FINISHING

To Ebay, or not to Ebay

Started by ozwinner, 3rd March 2005 08:09 PM

alas, bit, chuck, chucked, ebay, floor, form, iron, jump, list, mess, night, noticed, poor, question, shape, shirt, shower, usual, viewers, wash, weird

Replies: 4
Views: 1,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2005 09:51 AM; by Rowan

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Two jokes

Started by Harry72, 28th February 2005 10:26 PM

ago, arm, attached, birthday, black, body, built, condom, crackers, dating, daughter, efficient, fellow, finger, hair, hand, head, husband, jokes, lost, mourning, night, panties, patient, recovered, replies, sherry, suit, surgeon, surgeons

Replies: 0
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2005 10:26 PM; by Harry72

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JOKES

terro..... oops.... tourists

Started by Christopha, 17th February 2005 05:07 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

australia, bear, called, christmas, contact, cross, die, drop, forget, germany, hippo, italy, kings, list, milk, naked, night, oops, racing, send, south, sweden, sydney, terro, tourists, trees, tuesday, usa, vienna, walking

Replies: 16
Views: 2,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2005 07:57 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

True bravery (or stupidity)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 17th February 2005 12:01 AM

arriving, assaulted, boys, bravery, broom, cleaning, door, drunk, flying, girlfriend, guts, home, late, met, night, stinking, stupidity, true, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 01:14 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

BACK IN THE U.k.

Started by jow104, 17th February 2005 02:29 AM

bum, button, buttons, clever, damn, dose, flush, hot, instructions, janet, japs, jet, loo, night, operate, paid, press, remain, result, seated, special, spray, sprayed, stop, suceed, told, visit, water, whe

Replies: 1
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 11:49 AM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Attention all foilies

Started by Kev Y., 15th February 2005 08:52 AM

730, atleast, attention, beanies, bludger, called, constantly, dole, experimenting, foil, foilies, guess, guys, illigitimate, microwaves, momnday, myth-busters, night, ozwinner, run, sbs, selection, series, son, vast, watching, wearing

Replies: 14
Views: 2,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2005 06:22 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

WHooo Hoooo !! I'm on TV !!

Started by Gumby, 5th February 2005 09:59 PM

alicia, audience, friend, hansen, happened, hoooo, millionaire, molic, monday, night, obvious, pauline, recommend, score, seat, shane, thursday, tickets, tuning, warne, whooo

Replies: 8
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2005 07:25 PM; by Gumby

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dancing

Started by Baz, 30th January 2005 05:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2005 05:37 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

TV theme tune quiz

Started by simon c, 27th January 2005 12:04 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

100k, 70s, 80s, ago, australia, card, easy, extracts, file, files, headphones, link, live, lot, mp3, night, play, quiz, reply, shown, simon, software, sound, speakers, theme, themes, time, trivia, tune, windows

Replies: 42
Views: 6,998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2005 09:34 PM; by simon c

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Woodies Quiz Forum

it won't be long

Started by Dr_Dewey, 17th January 2005 08:33 AM

baby, doctor, dressed, eating, elderly, family, feel, flower, gentleman, gentlemen, hair, hear, hearing, hospital, kitchen, left, long, mid, new-born, night, red, replied, restaurant, rose, rules, sitting, slim, thorns, walks, wives

Replies: 2
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2005 01:03 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Season's greetings to all!

Started by journeyman Mick, 26th December 2004 02:28 PM

30s, 70s, called, christmas, couple, delicious, dust, family, festivities, fire, goodies, hope, humidity, life, maxxing, middle, night, prawns, rains, reducing, rest, risk, season, settling, strip, tank, time, topping, water, weeks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2004 07:38 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Irish tragedy

Started by Eastie, 24th December 2004 11:35 AM

1826, air, alongside, bodies, cemetery, climb, continues, crashed, debris, digging, disaster, engine, expect, irelands, irish, leaving, metres, morning, night, occurred, plane, recovered, rescue, search, single, strewn, tragedy, two-seater, workers, worst

Replies: 0
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2004 11:35 AM; by Eastie

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JOKES

Chinese proverbs

Started by Christopha, 22nd December 2004 11:01 PM

bound, build, car, catch, change, chinese, church, crabs, crib, day, determine, drive, earth, elevator, fart, fill, hell, midget, nails, night, pew, piece, proverbs, run, screw, sit, smell, stand, war, wife

Replies: 11
Views: 1,772

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2004 10:01 AM; by Wongo

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JOKES

Wongo in Melbourne

Started by Wongo, 14th December 2004 02:16 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

bunnings, busy, cheers, city, day, distance, free, hardware, hours, meal, melbourne, nice, night, office, prefer, sad, stores, thursday, walking, wednesday, wongo

Replies: 57
Views: 4,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2004 10:06 PM; by scooter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dead Duck

Started by Jim Carroll, 17th December 2004 09:32 AM

$150.00, $25.00, bill, cat, checked, checks, dead, dog, duck, eyes, hands, head, lab, labrador, lady, limp, listens, local, minutes, night, reports, scan, shakes, stethescope, table, tail, takes, top, vet, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2004 10:02 PM; by oges

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JOKES

A mistake using Outlook

Started by HappyHammer, 13th December 2004 03:47 PM

500, bloke, brad, cos, eek, email, kiss, leaving, mistake, night, outlook, people, reply, women

Replies: 8
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2004 09:32 AM; by HappyHammer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

In the spirit of Christmas 1

Started by outback, 12th December 2004 02:04 PM

a-milking, birds, christmas, condemned, cordially, cows, crap, day, dear, dearest, delivered, door, geese, gift, gwen, house, ladies, love, maids, mccallister, miss, neighbours, night, pipers, postman, racket, richard, sleep, spirit, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,152

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2004 02:04 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Cuckoo Clock

Started by silentC, 7th December 2004 09:16 AM

a.m, bit, cleared, clock, coffee, cuckoo, cuckooed, door, easy, farted, giggled, girls, headed, home, husband, innocent, loaded, midnight, morning, night, relief, table, throat, time, times, told, tripped, voice, whew, wide-eyed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2004 11:01 AM; by scooter

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JOKES

The Great British Woodshop

Started by silentC, 3rd December 2004 09:22 AM

aussie, bad, basic, bit, british, channel, coffee, digital, dining, dinner, disappointed, eat, foxtel/austar, front, great, height, idea, lifts, night, presenter, pretty, project, table, telly, top, woodshop

Replies: 5
Views: 3,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2004 10:22 AM; by Iain

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HAVE YOUR SAY

None of us.

Started by RETIRED, 22nd November 2004 08:56 PM

$10.00, $100.00, $200.00, a.m, aspirins, black, breakfast, broke, broken, clean, confused, delirious, door, drunk, eye, furniture, hallway, hangover, home, lady, leave, marty, mom, night, priceless, puked, self-induced, son, stumbled, table

Replies: 0
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2004 08:56 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Little Britain

Started by LineLefty, 22nd October 2004 02:45 PM

abc, black, blackadder, books, bottom, britain, culture, damn, fing, funniest, laugh, night, nuffin, poms, skit, watch, wot, youngones

Replies: 2
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2004 10:21 PM; by dzcook

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Aaah So.

Started by Iain, 22nd October 2004 06:45 PM

aaah, anyting, bed, beef, blackbean, chinese, climbs, eagerly, eventually, firs, husband, jus, married, naked, night, numma, patiently, puzzled, queries, replies, request, sauce, sheets, silence, thoughtful, time, tone, undresses, waits, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2004 06:45 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Hobart Working with Wood Show

Started by Badger, 17th October 2004 03:14 PM

29th, awake, contribution, devonport, email, friday, hobart, home, night, petrol, prefer, returning, ride, stand, travelling, wood, working, www

Replies: 6
Views: 2,789

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2004 08:24 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
EVENTS

dumbfounded by overnight metamorphosis

Started by jur, 17th October 2004 01:15 AM

checking, completely, dumbfounded, finger, firmly, found, happened, ideas, matt, metamorphosis, morning, night, optical, organoil, overnight, patina, piece, polished, prevent, result, reveal, risen, sanded, satin, sheen, silky, smooth, surface, suspect, wet

Replies: 3
Views: 2,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2004 11:56 PM; by jur

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FINISHING

Doctors

Started by Geoff Dean, 15th October 2004 11:42 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2004 11:42 AM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Real estate agent again

Started by Wongo, 6th October 2004 02:32 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

agent, alternative, brave, buyers, dishonest, estate, experiment, family, greedy, house, knowing, live, mad, managed, mice, morally, move, night, personally, real, reckon, regret, scientific, scientist, sell, sleeping, stop, story, trust, wrong

Replies: 67
Views: 12,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2004 09:55 PM; by Caliban

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I don't get it???

Started by Christopha, 5th October 2004 06:34 PM

age, car, confused, cop, couple, eighteen, eleven, happening, interior, knitting, lane, light, lovers, lowers, magazine, minutes, night, obscene, obvious, reading, replies, shell, shes, shrugs, sweater, totally, twenty-five, watch, window, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2004 02:30 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Women

Started by woodcutta, 3rd October 2004 05:11 PM

bandsaw, car, company, damaged, dog, drum, happy, heard, hour, inside, insurance, larynx, manager, mortice, mutter, night, ready, realised, recovered, recovering, sadly, sander, saturday, teas, tenon, weekend, wife, women, woodcutta, worth

Replies: 3
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2004 05:51 PM; by E. maculata

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

check it out if you get a chance

Started by journeyman Mick, 26th September 2004 03:19 PM

actor, audience, background, btw, chance, characters, check, contemporary, enjoyable, experience, family, familys, history, journey, mick, migrant, night, people, production, proffesionally, refugee, relevant, sang, selection, songs, theatre, time, turbulent, voices, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2004 03:19 PM; by journeyman Mick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Educational Joke

Started by Barry_White, 25th September 2004 10:32 AM

agreed, aldric, booklet, campus, cool, day, duke, easy, educational, elated, final, formation, friends, guys, joke, late, monday, night, page, planned, relieved, studied, taking, time, told, tyre, university, virginia, weekend, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2004 10:32 AM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

Message to Brudda.

Started by RETIRED, 22nd September 2004 10:41 PM

bit, boring, brudda, message, night, shift

Replies: 4
Views: 1,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2004 10:09 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Never argue with the BRASS

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 05:53 AM

agree, argue, brass, continued, dog, duty, evening, glanced, golden, nervous, nice, night, private, relaxing, responded, retriever, salute, saluted, simply, sir, snapped, soothing, stepped, stormy, taking, trade, train, type, walk, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 02:52 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

great time piece!

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 05:38 AM

boring, great, guess, night, piece, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 05:38 AM; by Kev Y.

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Paddy & Mick

Started by gemi_babe, 16th September 2004 12:05 PM

27a, bleedin, breaks, bus, depot, disbelief, door, eventually, hands, head, heck, hell, holding, home, idiot, mick, move, night, paddy, replies, rest, roundabout, running, shouts, staggering, steal, sticks, walk, walking, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2004 03:45 AM; by stevephillips

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JOKES

Another for the computer whizzes

Started by Peter R, 13th September 2004 08:35 PM

2.how, 3.how, attempt, computer, dangerous, day, detected, dso-exploit, education, fast, item, learn, lot, night, peter, programs, read, reader, removal, remove, removed, rot, school, slow, spybot, ticks, time, whizzes, write

Replies: 14
Views: 2,796

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2004 02:13 AM; by vsquizz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How Not to Die

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 05:22 PM

16th, anesthesia, attack, attila, bacon, bladder, brahe, century, chicken, chloroform, coronary, dead, die, died, drink, dropped, eagle, fixx, found, head, hed, jogging, night, organic, research, rodale, snow, started, time, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 05:22 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Vanilla ice cream = car problems

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 05:18 PM

answer, arranged, buy, car, chocolate, cream, dinner, drive, engine, engineer, family, fine, flavor, flavors, ice, lock, matter, moral, night, pontiac, problems, question, sorts, start, started, store, story, time, vanilla, vapor

Replies: 0
Views: 2,708

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 05:18 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Seven No Trumps

Started by jow104, 13th September 2004 06:04 PM

bridge, call, computer, contact, create, doubled, forming, friendly, games, msn, night, partnership, playername, playing, recognition, software, time, trumps

Replies: 0
Views: 1,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2004 06:04 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Effing Volvo drivers

Started by Christopha, 8th September 2004 03:55 PM

dear, drivers, effing, home, late, night, volvo, wifey

Replies: 5
Views: 2,538

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 08:56 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

He Who Drinks Australian....

Started by gemi_babe, 11th September 2004 12:59 AM

$200, 6th, amazing, astonished, attention, australia, australian, cameo, cash, corner, drinks, father, fosters, glen, guy, iris, jill, live, melbourne, night, parents, pay, replies, sex, shake, sits, street, suburb, unbelievable

Replies: 0
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 12:59 AM; by gemi_babe

Forum:
JOKES

Reasons to love Sydney

Started by craigb, 8th September 2004 10:52 AM

beans, body, car, coffee, difference, donor, ethiopian, grown, home, love, machine, mothers, move, night, opinion, parking, piercings, reasons, space, spend, sperm, strong, sumatran, sydney, taste, taxi, tears, vegetables, visible, week

Replies: 6
Views: 2,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2004 11:44 AM; by PaulS

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JOKES

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