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Painting the Temple...

Started by DaveInOz, 25th June 2004 01:45 PM

appeared, business, check, cloud, decided, disbelief, drenched, half, hand, heaven, hit, lightning, local, money, paint, painting, rabbi, rain, repaint, running, start, started, stood, suddenly, synagogue, temple, thin, thunder, voice, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2004 06:38 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

Godfather's Lawyer

Started by Bob Willson, 31st May 2004 06:29 PM

accompanied, accountant, attorney, backyard, brown, bucks, cocks, damn, embezzled, godfather, guts, hell, hidden, interpret, interprets, interrupts, lawyer, mafia, millimeter, million, money, pistol, pull, shed, signs, suitcase, talking, temple, trigger, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2004 06:29 PM; by Bob Willson

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Help needed

Started by ozwinner, 11th May 2004 05:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acid, ago, block, blocks, blockwork, botched, boys, brick, builder, cheers, clean, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, concrete, fork, girls, info, job, link, money, needed, ordinary, rectify, rekons, technical, time, web

Replies: 16
Views: 4,663

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2004 12:00 AM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Prrof women are evil

Started by [email protected]., 11th May 2004 05:27 PM

assumed, conclude, evil, forced, girls, money, money2, prrof, require, root, square, time, women

Replies: 5
Views: 2,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2004 08:22 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Death to the Blithering Idiots

Started by bitingmidge, 14th April 2004 10:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aesthetics, architect, architects, art, barn, blithering, building, buildings, death, design, developed, education, form, harder, hear, house, huge, idiots, incapable, lifetime, living, mick, money, offence, person, producing, sculpture, sense, start, stuff

Replies: 23
Views: 5,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2004 07:48 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Canoe Race

Started by DPB, 25th March 2004 04:51 PM

american, benefit, boat, canoe, company, decided, dinners, free, implemented, japanese, management, medical, money, paddles, pens, people, performance, person, program, quality, race, river, rower, rowing, senior, steering, system, team, teams, won

Replies: 5
Views: 3,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2004 09:56 AM; by Iain

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Please help me!

Started by AngelPammy, 11th March 2004 08:15 PM

baby, balls, barn, basically, decided, fix, gaps, half, helpful, hot, idea, inch, life, lining, looked, love, manager, money, nimbin, office, people, real, started, stuff, sweaty, tarp, tips, walls, water, winter

Replies: 0
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2004 08:15 PM; by AngelPammy

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

In praise of the electronic caliper

Started by Rocker, 7th October 2003 09:54 AM

$75, accuracy, achieve, bits, blades, boards, caliper, checking, conversion, electronic, enormously, excellent, fine-tuning, height, improve, inches, instant, invaluable, millimetre, millimetres, money, mortises, multitude, overkill, praise, quality, router, setting, tenons, thickness

Replies: 7
Views: 3,812

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2004 09:52 PM; by soundman

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HINTS & TIPS

10 years time

Started by Tonyz, 6th February 2004 11:13 PM

alteimerzs, ammount, breast, breasted, clue, damn, erections, implants, means, money, permanent, spent, time, viagra, women, years

Replies: 0
Views: 1,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2004 11:13 PM; by Tonyz

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JOKES

X-mas Spirit

Started by DaveInOz, 12th December 2003 11:27 AM

boy, bus, buy, car, children, christmas, dollar, dollars, dropped, entered, family, grabbed, heard, home, hundred, job, mall, meekly, money, mother, notes, poorly, realized, rushing, save, scream, siblings, spirit, whispered, xmas

Replies: 0
Views: 1,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2003 11:27 AM; by DaveInOz

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The Red X Box.

Started by Robert WA, 9th December 2003 08:23 PM

adverts, blank, block, bottom, box, complied, corner, google, immediately, left, mine, money, page, red, request, rolling, shifted, supplied, top, view

Replies: 7
Views: 2,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2003 11:37 AM; by macca2

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Success

Started by gatiep, 16th November 2003 02:54 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2003 02:54 AM; by gatiep

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Contradictions and redundancies

Started by rob_tassie, 4th September 2003 10:25 PM

assistance, contradictions, contradition, criminal, govt, intelligence, lawyer, line, macrosoft, military, mobile, money, phone, plan, professional, public, redundancies, redundancy, saver, scheme, srevant

Replies: 6
Views: 2,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2003 06:28 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Apologies to any Kiwis

Started by silentC, 29th October 2003 04:36 PM

agree, answers, apologies, aussies, board, buy, clever, conductor, copy, cram, decide, door, game, idea, kiwis, knocks, learn, money, return, save, shortly, single, station, ticket, toilet, train, travel, trip, watch, zealanders

Replies: 3
Views: 1,845

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2003 07:33 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

10 bucks for a homeless man

Started by waco, 21st October 2003 07:28 AM

beer, bucks, cooked, dinner, dirty, disease, disgusting, district, dollars, exclaimed, food, furious, gamble, gambling, golf, home, homeless, light, lousy, man, money, pretty, red, replied, sex, smell, spend, ten, terrific, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 2,029

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2003 07:28 AM; by waco

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Nigerian Money Scam

Started by Wayne Davy, 9th October 2003 12:26 AM

Replies: 10
Views: 2,965

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2003 11:28 PM; by journeyman Mick

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the Irish phonetic alphabet

Started by rob_tassie, 8th September 2003 05:22 PM

alpha, alphabet, bravo, breakfast, bus, charlie, conan, delta, doyle, echo, english, france, heard, helps, hills, irish, joyce, leather, loud, mistress, money, natives, phonetic, police, read, relief, sedan, siss, vessant, williams

Replies: 0
Views: 3,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2003 05:22 PM; by rob_tassie

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JOKES

scam response

Started by Rod Smith, 10th July 2003 10:53 PM

$25m, access, account, action, agree, condition, deposit, email, embark, forced, forward, friends, funds, legitimate, matter, money, nigeria, offer, paypal, prefer, provided, reasonable, relatives, response, scam, service, takes, time, transfer, unpleasant

Replies: 3
Views: 2,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2003 08:47 AM; by AlexS

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Bathroom Renovation / Creation

Started by RedRock, 5th July 2003 06:16 PM

adding, advice, amount, apolished, appreciated, approach, bathroom, bit, cavity, creation, cypress, ensuite, exiting, floor, floors, folks, money, nice, paul, polish, polished, realistically, renovate, renovation, save, timber, treat, wall, water, weary

Replies: 4
Views: 3,996

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2003 10:22 AM; by RedRock

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BATHROOM & TOILET

Drama's Drama's and more drama's!

Started by Wild Dingo, 17th May 2003 03:24 AM

account, address, american, bank, bit, blazes, books, cancelled, card, credit, details, drama, dramas, easy, email, feel, fill, flamin, input, international, items, messin, money, paypal, people, posting, send, site, tada, worries

Replies: 0
Views: 1,712

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2003 03:24 AM; by Wild Dingo

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Am getting hard of hearing

Started by nadcarves, 13th May 2003 02:05 PM

aid, aid.she, bag, bit, buy, can.picked, found, garbage, hard, hearing, home.walked, house, it?i, kidding, lady, money, nad, post, spend, thrty, time, told, whet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,423

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2003 02:05 PM; by nadcarves

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JOKES

Yet another Lawyer joke

Started by Wayne Davy, 26th March 2003 01:16 PM

$8000, admitted, amount, benefit, bring, cash, charity, clergyman, coffin, contained, disappointment, doctor, dying, entire, envelope, friend, frivolously, handed, joke, lawyer, medical, money, outrage, promise, seething, self-righteous, time, waste, worthy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2003 01:16 PM; by Wayne Davy

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Going Up

Started by Jon, 3rd February 2003 01:30 PM

$1000, bedroom, bit, builder, buy, decided, decision, endings, excuse, forum, happy, heard, home, horror, internal, joinery, jon, labour, money, painting, price, save, scope, square, stories, team, toys/tools, traps, tricks, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2003 06:46 PM; by Iain

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Old Sailor

Started by Mick4412, 27th December 2002 09:13 PM

bed, brothel, decided, female, fling, found, friend, hard, knots, local, mick, minutes, money, replied, sailor, sweetheart

Replies: 0
Views: 1,660

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2002 09:13 PM; by Mick4412

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top tips

Started by Gino, 19th October 2002 12:43 AM

avoid, bath, bit, bottles, bowl, buy, buying, cold, create, drinking, expensive, fans, fun, head, house, jcb, lights, makes, missus, money, morning, neighbours, sand, save, sex, simply, tips, top, visit, washing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2002 12:43 AM; by Gino

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lawyer

Started by Gino, 17th September 2002 11:09 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 2,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2002 12:15 AM; by Corunetes

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JOKES

Splash backs

Started by Rod Smith, 20th August 2002 11:34 PM

2002.], adopt, appreciated, august, backs, bought, brown, cheers, chisling, daughter, dislike, edited, gday, input, kitchen, material, message, money, paint, perfectly, preperation, robbo, rod, sheet, sort, splash, suitable, tiles, unit, [this

Replies: 5
Views: 4,980

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2002 11:55 PM; by Rod Smith

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KITCHENS

The good, the bad & the ugly

Started by DarrylF, 29th August 2002 09:47 PM

bad, bees, birds, carrying, christmas, clients, corrections, coworkers, cross-dresser, dating, daughter, fashion, fatigues, friend, good, hooker, husband, interrupting, job, makes, money, postmans, pregnant, shotgun, son, talk, ugly, understands, wearing, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 2,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2002 09:47 PM; by DarrylF

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JOKES

Wagga ya do Wagga ya don't

Started by John Saxton, 18th April 2002 12:32 AM

,dont, band, breath, bugger, collecting, contribute, cupped, drum, ears.the, fife, girl, hands, johnno, lady, marching, marhing, money, murray, murrumbidgee, path.as, river, taking, valley, wagga, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2002 12:32 AM; by John Saxton

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He said ---She said

Started by coastie, 13th February 2002 09:40 PM

,ive, badly, board, coming, drunk, eyes, fart, fun, gonna, half, hall, home, husband, idea, inches, ironing, laid, late, light, love, money, orgasm, positions, sit, sofa, stand, swapping, tonight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2002 09:40 PM; by coastie

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JOKES

Top Ten

Started by Baz, 29th December 2001 10:22 PM

1he, 2he, 3he, 4priest, board, fart, fun, gonna, grocery, hallway, home, husband, idea, inches, ironing, late, leave, light, mirror, money, orgasm, room;my, sideways, sit, sofa, stand, ten, tonight, top, wear

Replies: 0
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2001 10:22 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Maturation

Started by John Saxton, 11th October 2001 08:06 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2001 08:06 PM; by John Saxton

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Maybe I have??

Started by RETIRED, 6th October 2001 08:59 PM

bank, bills, car-keys, computer, consist, crashes, credit, day, days, depressing, doctor, excited, gossip, ian, illness, life, live, loss, money, month, mountains, news, officially, overly, paperwork, resignation, robbo, robertson, simple, survive

Replies: 1
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2001 11:02 PM; by Gino

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Could only happen in the US of A........

Started by Iain, 13th August 2001 06:14 PM

bakersfield, bank, california, check, desert, east, folks, gun, happen, hard, hour, hours, isabella, king, lake, line-up, located, marina, matter, modesto, money, police, shed, shouted, simulate, steven, summer, tool, walter, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2001 06:14 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Please forgive me for this one

Started by Gino, 4th May 2001 10:55 AM

1000, absolutely, bag, balls, bank, bet, bets, carrying, cash, checked, checking, confident, forgive, front, lady, lawyer, lot, mirror, money, nervous, night, office, president, presidents, replied, spent, square, win, witness

Replies: 0
Views: 1,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2001 10:55 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

Great Widoms

Started by Shane Watson, 26th April 2001 12:33 PM

bad, bug, criticize, day, days, double, experience, fish, fold, great, half, judgment, lot, mile, money, mouth, person, pocket, quickest, remember, shoes, spurs, squat, time, truth, walk, widoms, windshield, worry, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2001 12:33 PM; by Shane Watson

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JOKES

What I've Learned As I've Matured

Started by DonN, 7th April 2001 06:55 PM

99%, assholes, build, care, celebrities, destroy, f%@, fades, hope, hot, house, joke, kids, languages, learned, life, lot, love, matured, money, passion, people, proof, relationship, stalk, steamy, suspicion, takes, time, trust

Replies: 0
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2001 06:55 PM; by DonN

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JOKES

love till the money runs out

Started by Gino, 3rd February 2001 11:57 AM

account, acre, agent, ahead, bank, beach, buy, english, estate, flap, garden, hand, house, looked, lot, love, money, morning, park, phone, pool, price, raises, real, reconciling, remember, runs, sale, stopped, till

Replies: 0
Views: 1,023

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2001 11:57 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

women

Started by Gino, 1st February 2001 10:52 AM

agent, aid, cars, chemical, cleaning, common, dangerous, discovered, effective, element, green, highly, money, natural, ornamental, physical, pink, powerful, properties, pure, quantities, reason, reducing, relaxation, rosy, specimen, sports, tests, warning, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2001 10:52 AM; by Gino

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-- Dont make criminals like the used too --

Started by oges, 18th January 2001 11:07 AM

blind, brett, burglary, complied, confused, criminals, dallas, decided, evidently, head, houston, knife, left, lie, make, money, moved, partner, ran, reason, robber, robbers, set, shot, standing, startled, steal, store, television, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2001 04:59 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Duck Not Parrot

Started by DonN, 3rd October 2000 05:57 PM

animals, beer, call, canvas, circus, confused, day, drinks, duck, f#@k, hey, hole, job, landlord, line, marvellous, middle, money, parrot, paying, plasterer, pub, reckon, replies, ringleader, roof, sandwich, sounds, talks, top

Replies: 1
Views: 1,943

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2000 09:52 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

To true

Started by hook, 29th August 2000 08:04 PM

bring, buy, care, caress, comfort, compliment, cuddle, dine, earth, food, hold, honour, hug, impress, kiss, listen, love, money, naked, protect, respect, spend, stand, stroke, support, tease, true, wine, woman

Replies: 7
Views: 2,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2000 07:53 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Deep thoughts

Started by hook, 28th July 2000 11:09 AM

adultery, adults, billion, broker, called, deep, disgruntled, english, enjoy, infancy, infants, invests, language, loses, money, onety, pain, people, pig, pronounced, reportedly, sentence, shape, shortest, stars, tells, thoughts, universe, voice, wise

Replies: 1
Views: 1,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2000 03:21 PM; by Rod Smith

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JOKES

Craftsman

Started by John Saxton, 15th July 2000 06:55 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2000 06:55 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Soap on Machinery

Started by John Saxton, 30th June 2000 11:31 PM

apparently, benchs, cake, caltex, encountered, expensive, free, friction, helps, infoand, johnno, keeping, machinery, metal, moisture.dont, money, ordinary, passed, passing, planers, product, reduce, rub, save, soap, sunlight, surface, surfaces, tip, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 2,754

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2000 10:52 PM; by John Saxton

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HINTS & TIPS

Randy the Rooster

Started by Hartley, 22nd November 1999 09:44 AM

awakening, barn, bed, day, distraught, ducks, expensive, farmer, flock, fowl, geese, hen, house, jumping, lake, lot, money, owns, pace, pigeons;, randy, randys, rooster, service, slow, takes, told, wham---he, worried, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 1999 09:44 AM; by Hartley

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JOKES

WOMAN A Chemical Analysis

Started by Jim Carroll, 25th October 1999 11:18 PM

activity, agent, alcohol, analysis, care, cars, caution, cheap, chemical, common, dangerous, dates, highly, increased, insoluble, left, liquids, material, money, neutral, ornamental, powerfull, quantities, reducing, repels, saturated, sense, speciman, sports, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,730

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 1999 11:18 PM; by Jim Carroll

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JOKES

Bragging

Started by Bazza, 8th October 1999 07:51 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 2,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 1999 08:10 PM; by RETIRED

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