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A. A. A. D. D

Started by gemi_babe, 30th September 2004 11:58 PM

bills, book, car, check, checks, coke, counter, day, decide, desk, flowers, glasses, growing, hall, head, keys, kitchen, left, mail, notice, realize, remember, remote, set, table, trash, warm, wash, water, watered

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Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2004 11:58 PM; by gemi_babe

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Hire me- atleast I am honest!

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:36 AM

atleast, awards, car, conditions, contact, current, desired, employer, hire, honest, hours, lbs, libra, lifting, me-, physical, position, prohibit, prove, publishers, question, received, recognition, rising, runs, salary, scorpio, sign, special, winner

Replies: 0
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 12:36 AM; by Kev Y.

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How to use a bloody multimeter

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 16th September 2004 09:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

12v, 200, 2000m, 200m, assume, black, bloody, car, dial, dick, exposed, live, located, managed, multimeter, pair, probe, probes, purchased, rating, red, smiths, speaker, stereos, stinky, test, touch, touching, wire, wires

Replies: 18
Views: 16,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2004 06:35 PM; by Peter R

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V8 Supercars

Started by smidsy, 4th September 2004 02:01 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

air, allegation, anymore, avesco, car, caught, cheers, data, devices, dis-used, driven, dynamik, hei, hide, hours, illegal, info, media, paul, read, recording, strip, supercars, supervisor, team, test, thier, tranporter, unmarked, woomera

Replies: 26
Views: 5,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2004 08:38 PM; by Baz

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Vanilla ice cream = car problems

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 05:18 PM

answer, arranged, buy, car, chocolate, cream, dinner, drive, engine, engineer, family, fine, flavor, flavors, ice, lock, matter, moral, night, pontiac, problems, question, sorts, start, started, store, story, time, vanilla, vapor

Replies: 0
Views: 2,805

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 05:18 PM; by Kev Y.

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Tommy Cooper one liners

Started by simon c, 10th September 2004 01:32 PM

arm, bloke, brother, buy, car, colin, complimented, cooper, cricket, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, driving, guy, hows, hurt, left, liners, nice, note, parking, people, round, start, tommy, vet, walked, windscreen

Replies: 1
Views: 1,976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 03:43 PM; by Driver

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Reasons to love Sydney

Started by craigb, 8th September 2004 10:52 AM

beans, body, car, coffee, difference, donor, ethiopian, grown, home, love, machine, mothers, move, night, opinion, parking, piercings, reasons, space, spend, sperm, strong, sumatran, sydney, taste, taxi, tears, vegetables, visible, week

Replies: 6
Views: 2,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2004 11:44 AM; by PaulS

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Unusual Chrysler PT Cruiser

Started by simon c, 4th September 2004 05:31 PM

advisory, barriers, break, breaking, car, chrysler, colour, connected, corporations, cruiser, donated, effort, flinders, looked, melbourne, metallic, orange, photos, police, questions, raised, simon, sponsored, todays, unit, unusual, website, week, youth

Replies: 5
Views: 2,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2004 12:20 PM; by DanP

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Freak out time!

Started by AlexS, 3rd September 2004 10:37 PM

balloons, car, drivers, freak, tie, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2004 10:37 PM; by AlexS

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Compact 4WDs, which one?

Started by JDub, 18th August 2004 03:10 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

1-2, 10k, 4wd, 4wds, basically, boat, budget, capable, car, cart, cheers, compact, cost, drive, fairly, fortune, future, hey, launching/towing, lose, lot, mazda, nissan, purchase, run, save, suggestions, thinking, tribute, x-trail

Replies: 41
Views: 9,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2004 07:31 PM; by TassieKiwi

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Speeding

Started by Clayto, 18th August 2004 04:28 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2004 04:28 PM; by Clayto

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Darkening Filler

Started by HappyHammer, 12th August 2004 03:42 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2004 06:51 AM; by zitan

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FINISHING

Temper temper....

Started by HappyHammer, 20th July 2004 05:04 PM

boss, calmly, car, carried, cars, coming, girlfriend, hammer, headlights, heard, hit, home, hurtling, involved, kerb, loud, misses, mount, noise, phone, pitched, revving, scream, smashed, street, suddenly, temper, walked, walking, withdrew

Replies: 8
Views: 2,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2004 03:01 AM; by Wild Dingo

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New car radio

Started by Iain, 2nd August 2004 06:37 PM

car, causing, children, country, enjoying, front, jackson, kids, michael, music, playing, plays, radio, ran, recognition, rock, roll, shout, songs, soul, started, station, swerve, technology, voice, yelled, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 2,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2004 12:12 PM; by Barry_White

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Unbelievable!

Started by jumbo393, 24th July 2004 07:22 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2004 09:23 AM; by Shane Watson

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...............

Started by Christopha, 21st July 2004 11:49 PM

$10, $100, 12-year-old, answered, bag, bloody, bought, boy, car, dad, day, driver, flamin, ford, listen, live, lollies, offered, pulled, quizzed, replied, rolling, screamed, sigh, slowly, street, stuffed, walking, window, wound

Replies: 4
Views: 1,621

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2004 08:01 AM; by Geoff Dean

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New Car

Started by Geoff Dean, 20th July 2004 03:31 PM

acting, air, bends, car, day, escapes, farted, feel, fine, forward, gonna, greets, happened, hear, leather, lovely, madame, maintain, pleasantly, price, replies, sir, smile, smiles, smiling, sophistication, touching, upholstery, vehicle, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2004 03:31 PM; by Geoff Dean

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Because I am a man

Started by Driver, 16th July 2004 01:07 PM

answer, applies, beer, calculator, calls, car, cars, cooking, cumin, engineers, equally, fine, football, hand, holding, housework, laundry, man, misplaced, miss, mother, pick, sex, survive, talk, thinking, time, visit, watch, wearing

Replies: 3
Views: 2,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2004 12:40 PM; by scooter

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Queensland Bound

Started by Barry_White, 27th June 2004 08:36 PM

bound, brisbane, car, drive, driving, england, exceeding, highway, hurry, left, limit, passed, plates, queensland, speed, victoria, victorian, wondering

Replies: 2
Views: 1,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2004 10:22 PM; by echnidna

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Car park bullies

Started by Wongo, 15th June 2004 02:22 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

added, badly, bullies, busy, can’t, car, expect, fairly, hands, hips, left, lunch, mad, mate”, minutes, park, parked, parking, replied, respectfully, saturday, shopping, sighed, sorry”, spot, starring, told, treat, treated, waited

Replies: 39
Views: 8,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2004 12:09 PM; by LineLefty

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Toy Plans

Started by Hort5, 31st May 2004 11:05 PM

basic, buy, car, carry, enthusiasm, humour, interrupting, kids, ladies, line, lots, ni-vanuatu, peoples, plans, sense, sites, sugestions, tools, toy, xmas

Replies: 8
Views: 3,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2004 01:44 PM; by bitingmidge

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He wants a divorce

Started by zymurgy, 29th May 2004 12:55 AM

110, 120, accounts, bank, boat, car, cards, concrete, continues, credit, divorce, house, husband, increases, insistently, kph, makes, married, massive, quiet, slowly, speaks, speed, starts, veering, voice, wall, wee, wheel, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2004 12:55 AM; by zymurgy

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What can you say

Started by colbra, 25th May 2004 08:53 PM

car, caught, chair, cheek, coffee, continues, cup, daughter, father, front, husband, jail, kitchen, love, lowering, marry, night, remember, replies, seat, send, shotgun, shoved, sitting, softly, solemnly, table, tear, wife, wipes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2004 08:53 PM; by colbra

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Getting Old II

Started by Baz, 30th April 2004 08:12 PM

barely, buy, car, demonstrated, driving, elderly, gentleman, guy, hands, hat, intersection, killed, ladies, lady, light, lights, madam, mildred, onions, passenger, penny, piece, ran, red, remarked, replies, row, sitting, wind, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2004 08:12 PM; by Baz

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Bird problems

Started by Rocker, 27th March 2004 12:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bird, bird-scaring, bunnies, car, car-parks, carport, carving, cats, chemical, deterring, devices, enquired, internet, machinery, magpie-larks, multi-storey, nest, owls, perch, pigeons, poop, problems, rocker, scare, shed-workshop, skills, stock;, suggestions, swallows, wood

Replies: 15
Views: 5,822

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2004 10:55 AM; by Rocker

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Constrution of Timber Deck

Started by HAMMER, 25th March 2004 09:54 AM

1/3, 40mm, 80%, battens, build, builders, car, confused, construt, constrution, cover, deck, decking, double, elements, exposed, finish, garage, groove, hardwood, hope, house, proof, roof, sealer, tiles, timber, tongue, top, water

Replies: 3
Views: 4,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2004 02:46 PM; by bitingmidge

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DECKING

Bouquets and Brickbats

Started by Taffy, 21st March 2004 08:51 PM

bouquets, branch, brickbats, brissy, car, cheesed, closing, cut, cutting, day, days, drive, friday, girl, guy, half, hour, idle, invoice, needless, ply, pretty, rang, scatty, spending, stick, time, told, underwood, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2004 09:24 PM; by Taffy

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HAVE YOUR SAY

The Rat Catcher

Started by Eastie, 16th March 2004 03:08 PM

$1.5, bar, boiled, bones, brought, car, catcher, company, council, disbelief, dog, fake, finishing, food, ground, killed, kilo, local, makes, meat, met, pays, pint, rat, receives, reps, round, sold, total

Replies: 0
Views: 2,010

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2004 03:08 PM; by Eastie

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Stupid Signs

Started by Baz, 23rd February 2004 08:02 PM

bargain, bell, bring, car, children, conference, day, door, due, elephants, field, floor, hard, illness, knock, leaflet, london, machines, notice, office, park, repair, safari, shop, signs, spotted, stay, stupid, toilet, washing

Replies: 8
Views: 3,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2004 11:22 PM; by Grue

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JOKES

Spraying Indoors??

Started by joez, 12th February 2004 11:01 AM

2-3, average, best/cleanest, booth, car, coffee, enviroment, feel, finishing, foldup/temporary, future, garage, ideal, indoor, indoors, joe, links, move, outdoors, painting, people, pics, projects, provide, setups, sort, spray, spraying, table, tia

Replies: 11
Views: 3,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2004 10:33 PM; by soundman

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FINISHING

Answers

Started by Baz, 13th February 2004 08:50 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2004 07:51 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Blonde Joke

Started by Baz, 13th February 2004 08:47 PM

approached, avoided, blond, blonde, car, compact, cop, driver, drivers, female, handed, joke, license, looked, mirror, officer, picture, police, powder, pulled, purse, searched, sec, speeding, subject, told, unclassified-fwd, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 2,614

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2004 08:59 PM; by Jim Carroll

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JOKES

Ordering A Pizza In 2015

Started by DonN, 28th January 2004 06:16 PM

2015, ads, atm, balance, calling, car, card, cash, clause, coke, credit, customer, damage, exclusionary, free, heh, mind, national, operator, ordering, pizza, pizzas, prevents, ready, running, send, sir, soda, soybean, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 2,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2004 11:50 PM; by Dean

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Follow these 15 simple tests before you decide to have children...

Started by Wayne Davy, 22nd January 2004 05:50 PM

3am, alarm, attempt, bag, buy, car, child, children, clean, cornflakes, cup, decide, follow, front, goat, half, leave, melon, playing, ready, run, seat, set, simple, stop, tape, test, tests, time, walk

Replies: 9
Views: 6,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2004 09:51 PM; by coastie

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Have a nice day

Started by stephenmeddings, 21st January 2004 09:56 AM

13th, accelerated, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, friday, hair, heard, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speed, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,751

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 09:56 AM; by stephenmeddings

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Christmas luck

Started by Tonyz, 19th January 2004 11:26 PM

bends, car, christmas, cover, dear, finishes, garranteed, hanging, head, heard, hubby, legs, luck, maechanic, pair, playing, plumbing, poke, pull, pushes, radio, shopping, shorts, spies, stands, starts, stitches, syd, wifey, [smart

Replies: 2
Views: 1,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 08:23 AM; by bitingmidge

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The Marathon

Started by silentC, 15th December 2003 04:28 PM

arm, bed, blend, boyfriend, car, carrying, cast, closer, clothes, condom, curiosity, friend, home, husband, husbands, jogged, jump, lower, marathon, nope, queried, rain, raining, replied, run, runner, runners, watching, wear, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2003 04:28 PM; by silentC

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X-mas Spirit

Started by DaveInOz, 12th December 2003 11:27 AM

boy, bus, buy, car, children, christmas, dollar, dollars, dropped, entered, family, grabbed, heard, home, hundred, job, mall, meekly, money, mother, notes, poorly, realized, rushing, save, scream, siblings, spirit, whispered, xmas

Replies: 0
Views: 1,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2003 11:27 AM; by DaveInOz

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Glass splashback

Started by cjr, 17th September 2003 12:53 PM

advance, answer, asbestos, car, colorback, counters, cut, drama, expensive, finding, glass, kitchen, missed, overkill, paint, painting, past, people, post, process, reason, redoing, sort, specific, splashback, splashbacks, starting, thinking, tiles, toughened

Replies: 11
Views: 7,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2003 10:40 PM; by hatemondays

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KITCHENS

Playing around

Started by Driver, 5th November 2003 04:39 PM

agree, amazed, badly, bastard, burst, car, company, day, ego, golf, he’s, home, hotel, kiss, lot, managed, match, misjudge, morning, passionately, play, playing, pulls, reaction, round, situation, suggests, tears, tells, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2003 04:39 PM; by Driver

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Young Lady

Started by ozwinner, 4th September 2003 06:04 PM

allan, boys, business, car, cheers, damn, don’t, elder, excuse, farmer, fine, fixed, funny, guy, hear, i’m, lady, mad, mid, morning, night, off………, pregnant, rolleyes, spends, there’s, weeks, wiv, young, …………two

Replies: 0
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 06:04 PM; by ozwinner

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Horse Mechanic

Started by silentC, 4th September 2003 12:15 PM

advice, amazing, bar, bartender, bit, car, cars, country, drink, drive, follow, head, horse, ignition, looked, mate, mechanic, mumble, pub, replies, road, scotch, shocked, stiff, talking, told, town, walked, white, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,728

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 12:15 PM; by silentC

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JOKES

7 Degrees of Blonde

Started by Simple, 29th August 2003 03:53 PM

blonde, boyfriend, call, car, cutting, degree, degrees, dog, elephant, front, gun, hands, happen, home, k-9, left, maam, maam”, miles, mirror, officer, police, popped, replies, road, stomped, swerved, telephone, tree, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2003 03:53 PM; by Simple

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The difference between men and women (long)

Started by journeyman Mick, 19th August 2003 10:59 PM

angry, blame, car, care, cold, day, deeply, difference, feel, finally, fool, friend, horse, intimacy, knight, level, lisa, long, means, men, mike, months, pause, person, shifting, thinking, time, warranty, weather, women

Replies: 5
Views: 3,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2003 05:58 PM; by Theva

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JOKES

Perfect Humans!

Started by JackoH, 19th August 2003 09:34 AM

accident, answer, car, christmas, claus, couple, driving, eve, existed, explains, humans, illustrates, joke, listen, noticed, perfect, reading, road, santa, scroll, scrolling, shes, stop, survived, toys, trust, vehicle, woman, women, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,694

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2003 09:34 AM; by JackoH

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JOKES

Classic car dashboard

Started by fatboyoz, 4th August 2003 05:34 PM

achieve, ago, build, car, classic, coats, couple, dash, dashboard, dissolves, fine, finish, finishing, gloss, lacquer, layers, lotus, multiple, paper, product, restoring, rub, scratch, spray/brush, teak, thickness, thinner, varnish/lacquer, veneered, wooden

Replies: 0
Views: 2,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2003 05:34 PM; by fatboyoz

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FINISHING

Everyman

Started by DonN, 11th July 2003 11:05 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2003 11:43 PM; by sean@oz

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JOKES

paint stripping!!!!

Started by Rowan, 15th July 2003 02:53 PM

answered, black, budget, car, change, deviots, existing, guessing, hand, housepaint, jaded, limited, line, lines, marking, normal, paint, painted, park, questions, remove, request, residential, roads, start, stripping, tar, unit, wait

Replies: 2
Views: 2,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2003 08:15 PM; by Shane Watson

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FINISHING

Tool Descriptions and Usage

Started by Wayne Davy, 30th June 2003 10:49 PM

car, descriptions, funny, related, tool, usage

Replies: 0
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2003 10:49 PM; by Wayne Davy

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Consultants

Started by DPB, 6th June 2003 10:15 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2003 10:15 AM; by DPB

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