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Telstra Tales

Started by Peter R, 6th December 2004 07:47 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$20, account, amazed, authority, bathurst, call, days, decided, happened, internet, iprimus, knowing, kooee, melb, mind, month, operator, phone, rang, recording, ring, service, set, spoke, started, tales, telstra, told, trouble, voice

Replies: 34
Views: 7,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2004 09:57 PM; by Toggy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

May I Explain?

Started by Peter R, 4th December 2004 11:32 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

achieve, annoys, call, comments, debate, depart, directed, explain, feeling, gladly, happiness, hard, jest, learning, line, listen, mild, personally, peter, presence, read, remote, sake, short, sometines, sufficient, switch, syndrome, watch, web

Replies: 30
Views: 5,923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2004 10:33 AM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What do you call your woodworking habit?

Started by AlexS, 30th November 2004 10:48 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

addiction, buying, call, day, describe, euphemisms, habit, lady, mahogany, maker, mats, replied, rubber, sawdust, thinking, told, toothpick, woodworkers, woodworking, workshop

Replies: 20
Views: 4,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2004 05:15 PM; by Christopha

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Those home handyman neighbours

Started by LineLefty, 22nd November 2004 02:50 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

11week, aircon, apparently, asbestos, baby, btw, call, colourbond, completed, council, decided, degrees, diagonally, erect, extension, fence, half, handyman, home, homebuilt, house, including, mad, neighbours, people, pool, rung, shes, stubbies, swmbo

Replies: 19
Views: 7,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2004 12:08 PM; by LineLefty

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

The time has come!

Started by outback, 21st September 2004 05:29 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

#62, aka, bloody, call, couple, derek, head, jarrah, list, lord, pain, pinch, round, squizzy, supplier, swipe, time, tourist, vader, weeks, west

Replies: 22
Views: 5,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2004 08:51 AM; by adrian

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hilarious Classified Ads

Started by Kev Y., 13th November 2004 07:18 PM

$300, 1/2, =================, ads, bred, bull, california, call, cents, chubby, classified, colony, dog, dryer, free, gay, georgia, german, hilarious, joining, nordic, nudist, parachute, peaches, puppies, sale, sell, shepherd, track, washer

Replies: 1
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2004 09:36 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

A dog named Woodturner

Started by lyctus, 8th November 2004 12:16 AM

bar, barman, beer, bloke, burning, call, dog, dogs, drinker, fire, fireplace, floor, gunna, hot, laying, log, mate, metal, named, ordinary, poker, poor, pretty, red, replies, rod, shivering, town, ute, woodturner

Replies: 5
Views: 4,621

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2004 11:37 AM; by qyn

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JOKES

snip.......

Started by Christopha, 5th October 2004 06:36 PM

aussie, baby, bar, bartender, bets, birth, born, boy, call, circumcised, ear, everybodys, father, gday, gonna, hed, makin, pounds, puzzled, recognises, seventeen, slow, snip, swig, takes, twenty-five, typical, weeks, weigh, weighed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2004 06:36 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Four thirds polish

Started by ozwinner, 24th September 2004 09:09 PM

1/3, 4/3, ago, aunty, bit, book, buff, call, explaining, freekin, label, libby’s, mate, mine, missus, months, nuffin, oohhhhh, people, polish, recipe, rude, telling, thirds, ubeaut, yous

Replies: 4
Views: 1,987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2004 02:03 AM; by Grunt

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FINISHING

Cultural differences

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 06:02 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 06:02 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Telstra - The friendly company

Started by Peter R, 19th September 2004 02:34 PM

$5.00, 12th, 28th, account, call, charge, company, credit, customer, date, due, extension, fee, friend, friendly, friends, information, informed, issue, late, manager, matter, officer, paid, pay, persisted, phone, surprise, telstra, told

Replies: 10
Views: 2,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2004 11:55 AM; by TassieKiwi

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Seven No Trumps

Started by jow104, 13th September 2004 06:04 PM

bridge, call, computer, contact, create, doubled, forming, friendly, games, msn, night, partnership, playername, playing, recognition, software, time, trumps

Replies: 0
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2004 06:04 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Too old to remember properly

Started by Bob Willson, 9th September 2004 03:08 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

.gif, 120gig, browser, buggered, call, complete, computer, dancer, gemmi_babes, hdd, limitations, limiting, loved, move, necessitated, operating, piccys, properly, reinstallation, remember, statue, system, upgraded, windows

Replies: 24
Views: 5,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 07:56 PM; by gemi_babe

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dear Diary

Started by Christopha, 20th August 2004 05:26 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

attempt, aware, burning, call, called, captors, chemical, consolation, day, dear, diary, due, event, foamy, foul, glass, hear, invent, liquid, minds, noise, odor, piece, shampoo, sick, smell, solitary, sort, time, tubes

Replies: 35
Views: 8,816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2004 12:17 AM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Density table.

Started by Ben from Vic., 3rd September 2004 03:13 PM

american, ben, call, density, heavy, hornbeam, ironwood, link, rolleyes, table, tree

Replies: 3
Views: 2,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2004 06:30 PM; by Soren

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

New Scam

Started by Iain, 26th August 2004 08:36 AM

90#, access, call, caller, calls, dial, direct, friends, line, received, scam, telstra, testing, unlimited, yesterday

Replies: 5
Views: 2,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2004 02:57 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Your perspective...

Started by gemi_babe, 10th August 2004 12:35 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, appreciated, boys, burnouts, call, cars, dounuts, driver, fine, front, gemi, guys, house, houses, lads, lot, muchly, night, party, perspective, police, quietest, refuse, startles, station, street, typical, vacant, weekend, yard

Replies: 18
Views: 4,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2004 06:31 PM; by jackiew

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

more ?

Started by dzcook, 3rd July 2004 06:52 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 2,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2004 11:44 PM; by dzcook

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Internet Telephone

Started by Barry_White, 28th June 2004 09:22 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

52k, 56k, ability, ballina, call, calls, cents, connection, cost, costs, daughter, day, dial, fall, flag, free, half, internet, lucky, max, minute, mobile, optus, pay, phone, program, ringing, run, telephone, telstra

Replies: 30
Views: 7,732

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2004 10:10 PM; by Barry_White

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Help needed for Clairvoyant with no foresight

Started by bitingmidge, 22nd May 2004 10:15 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

address, addressed, advice, ago, apon, arrive, call, card, clairvoyant, community, dear, declaring, dishonest, foresight, gift, intent, letter, medium, message, needed, owner, poor, powers, pretend, recipient, reg, rightful, time, wait, woodworking

Replies: 17
Views: 4,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2004 08:01 PM; by Ben from Vic.

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The allmighty U.S.

Started by tyrone, 1st April 2004 12:03 AM

accompanied, allmighty, americans, atlantic, avoid, call, canadians, change, collision, counterermeasures, cruisers, degrees, demand, destroyers, divert, ensure, fleet, lighthouse, naval, north, numerous, radio, safety, ship, south, support, u.s, undertaken, united, vessels

Replies: 4
Views: 2,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2004 07:29 PM; by tyrone

Forum:
JOKES

Blondes aren't so stupid...maybe

Started by Christopha, 1st April 2004 11:15 AM

argument, automatically, blonde, blondes, boy, call, complaining, contractor, double-pane, efficient, energy, expensive, fast, guess, guy, heard, house, hung, line, pay, proceeded, sales, silence, stupid, stupidmaybe, talking, told, week, windows, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2004 11:15 AM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Blonde again

Started by Bob Willson, 30th March 2004 06:46 PM

agrees, bad, blonde, boss, breaks, call, chance, check, crying, day, decides, died, horrible, hours, hysterically, judi, matter, mind, morning, mum, office, pass, received, replies, rushes, sister, sympathetically, tears, usual, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 06:46 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

Collective consciousness and mobile phones

Started by SteveI, 26th March 2004 04:37 PM

answer, bloody, button, call, called, calls, collective, consciousness, half, hand, hit, hour, idea, line, messages, mobile, noticed, pattern, people, phone, phones, random, receive, ringing, rule, send, stop, time, waiting, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,829

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2004 11:38 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

cheap return flights to UK available

Started by jow104, 14th March 2004 07:00 PM

australia, austravel, booked, britain, call, cheap, cost, customer, days, departure, discussing, fare, fares, firm, flights, gmt, intimated, january, kick, low, organisation, pick, return, satisfoied, spring, sydney, time, travel, weather, www.austravel.com

Replies: 0
Views: 2,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2004 07:00 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Removing a tree - neighbour gone mad - advice appreciated!

Started by Eastie, 28th January 2004 01:43 PM

abuse, advice, ago, appreciated, arborist, aware, branch, call, chainsaw, confronts, crack, cypress, digging, gum, hand, hole, informs, list, mad, neighbour, neighbours”, neighbour”, removing, risk, summer, sun, torrent, tree, trees, “the

Replies: 12
Views: 7,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2004 11:28 PM; by DanP

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Waterproof finish for MDF

Started by snowman, 23rd January 2004 12:37 AM

apply, based, build, cabinet, call, cleaning, finish, fluids, friend, machine, mdf, paint, plans, process, record, sealant, silicone, spill, suggestions, surface, varnish, waterproof, waterproofed

Replies: 7
Views: 18,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2004 11:25 PM; by snowman

Forum:
FINISHING

A Walk in the Woods

Started by Dirty Den, 9th January 2004 07:53 AM

actively, aetheist, aethist, bear, call, called, christianity, compromise, convert, denied, disappears, drops, existence, flash, god, hypocritical, light, meal, moment, natural, paws, peril, prayer, recieve, replies, save, soundtrack, suppose, walk, woods

Replies: 1
Views: 1,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2004 08:52 AM; by Garry1953

Forum:
JOKES

Hot water system questions

Started by Arron, 20th December 2003 05:56 PM

appears, arron, call, cold, cylinder, dispense, electric, hot, inlet, leaking, line, metre, metres, non-return, outlet, photo, plumbed, plumber, position, pressure, questions, relief, replace, reroute, system, top, type, valve, water, wondering

Replies: 6
Views: 5,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2003 11:00 PM; by soundman

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Family Reunion

Started by vcohen, 17th December 2003 08:15 AM

adelaide, airfares, brother, call, calling, calls, cheersp, christmas, coming, dad, divorced, elderly, family, hangs, hate, hear, immediately, misery, paying, phone, reunion, screams, sick, single, sister, son, sydney, talking, tomorrow, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2003 08:15 AM; by vcohen

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JOKES

Please be seated . . .

Started by Driver, 4th November 2003 03:52 PM

ahh, ahmm, answering, bloke, call, closes, cubicle, cubicles, dickhead, door, drops, enters, gday, hears, mate, mate?”, occupied, poo, public, questions, quick, reluctantly, replies, seated, sits, there’s, time, unsure, voice, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 2,939

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2003 03:52 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

Hope you got strong teeth.

Started by ozwinner, 26th September 2003 06:41 PM

$1000, 10h, 12v, 200, 250, 3106, 8am-5pm, allan, aumanns, building, call, cheers, garden, hope, lentils, melbourne, post, primmed, road, steel, strong, supplies, teeth, templestowe, trading, warrandyte

Replies: 3
Views: 1,914

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2003 12:55 PM; by gatiep

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

7 Degrees of Blonde

Started by Simple, 29th August 2003 03:53 PM

blonde, boyfriend, call, car, cutting, degree, degrees, dog, elephant, front, gun, hands, happen, home, k-9, left, maam, maam”, miles, mirror, officer, police, popped, replies, road, stomped, swerved, telephone, tree, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2003 03:53 PM; by Simple

Forum:
JOKES

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Started by DaveInOz, 27th June 2003 03:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

busy, call, content, hammered, listen, medication, message, moment, paranoia, paranoid, people, reach, server, time, token, true, users, wood

Replies: 21
Views: 6,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2003 11:19 PM; by q9

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Your opinion about trading hours

Started by John G, 12th June 2003 07:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bought, call, chain, claim, closed, competitor, cost, counter-argument, customers, discussion, dollars, easter, hardware, hours, lost, millions, monday, opinion, press, recent, remained, revenue, saturday, sunday, supposedly, surely, trading, upset, victorian, weekend

Replies: 18
Views: 5,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2003 11:56 PM; by alf t

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Jet Ride

Started by Neo, 29th May 2003 02:46 PM

airsick, biff, call, chased, chip, coming, cool, dived, egressed, f-14, feet, fighter, flight, fly, jack, jet, king, life, montgomerie, morning, named, night, opportunity, pilot, ride, rolls, sea, sky, suit, thinking

Replies: 0
Views: 2,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2003 02:46 PM; by Neo

Forum:
JOKES

U.S. Navy communications

Started by Gino, 8th April 2003 10:03 PM

accompanied, actual, americans, ats, avoid, call, canadians, change, collision, communications, conversation, counter-measures, cruisers, degrees, demand, destroyers, divert, ensure, lighthouse, naval, navy, north, numerous, radio, safety, ship, support, transcript, undertaken, vessels

Replies: 3
Views: 2,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2003 05:38 PM; by Keith Jeeves

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JOKES

Hu's on First

Started by DarrylF, 12th January 2003 08:43 AM

bush, call, china, chinese, couple, east, egg, food, glass, guy, happening, idea, kofi, leader, leading, mention, middle, milk, national, phone, picks, rice, rolls, secretary, send, sir, stay, telling, u.n, yassir

Replies: 1
Views: 1,837

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2003 08:55 AM; by coastie

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JOKES

The Blind Deer

Started by Tim the Timber Turner, 12th October 2002 05:53 PM

blind, call, deer, eyes, f---ing, idea, testicles

Replies: 3
Views: 1,659

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2002 10:18 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

from the mouths of babes

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:47 PM

age, babes, boys, call, columns, date, day, dead, decides, favourite, home, kelvin, kids, kiss, law, marriage, married, marry, mouths, pam, people, person, play, pretty, rich, ricky, run, single, sports, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2002 10:40 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

nudist club

Started by Gino, 8th September 2002 07:55 PM

bench, bends, call, called, club, colony, day, erection, facilities, fart, greeted, hairy, hard-on, huge, implies, membership, month, naked, newcomer, nudist, office, old;, receptionist, replies, rule, sir, smiling, staggers, times, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2002 07:48 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Evil balck goo

Started by soundman, 5th June 2002 09:55 PM

appearance, balck, bitumen, black, call, called, coating, ebg, emerclad, evil, exterior, form, goo, industrial, polyeurathane, product, rockhard, similar, source, stuff, supposed, thickness, warm, waterbased, wild

Replies: 0
Views: 1,673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2002 09:55 PM; by soundman

Forum:
FINISHING

Women and Cars

Started by Kev Y., 26th April 2002 10:59 PM

1-1/2, 710, call, cap, care, cars, center, circle, counter, damn, datsun, diameter, draw, fall, funny, guy, guys, hysterics, lady, laughing, looked, makes, note, oil, pad, picture, ten, upside, women, writes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2002 10:59 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

The Police Can Be Handy

Started by Shane Watson, 22nd February 2002 06:32 PM

axes, birthday, buddy, busted, call, calling, chop, cops, firewood, found, handy, happy, hey, house, left, marijuana, officers, phone, piece, police, rang, searched, shed, sir, swore, tony, tonys, wood, yeah, yep

Replies: 2
Views: 1,859

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2002 04:51 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

driving

Started by ken yates, 12th February 2002 02:58 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2002 02:58 PM; by ken yates

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JOKES

cust is always right

Started by Gino, 1st November 2001 10:23 PM

asset, bad, bar, butter, button, call, click, command, computer, cust, customer, disk, drive, eject, error, file, install, key, pliers, push, read, received, remove, screen, sir, stuck, support, tech, type, word

Replies: 1
Views: 2,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2001 07:21 PM; by oges

Forum:
JOKES

Best tip of ALL!

Started by Shane Watson, 30th October 2001 04:44 PM

blade, board, call, cheers, close, day, deep, emergency, expect, finishing, groove, happen, hour, masterpiece, matter, ourselfs, phew, rear, saftey, skill, switch, timber, time, tip, tommorrow, underside, unfortunatly, wishing, worse, writing

Replies: 5
Views: 3,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2001 09:23 AM; by barrysumpter

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

dumb crime stories

Started by Gino, 31st July 2001 11:33 PM

activated, airfield, bob, boeing, broke, call, check, crime, doctor, duh, dumb, elevator, emergency, employees, fast, floor, floors, home, inflated, lamberton, police, raft, rescued, robber, robyn, stories, telephone, thinking, told, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2001 11:33 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

kids bill of rights

Started by Gino, 5th July 2001 02:41 PM

airs, appetite, bill, c.s.d, call, childrens, d.s.s, day, eat, head, k-mart, kids, learn, lunch, munch, nike, pick, raging, rights, sack, save, shoes, start, stop, stuff, test, time, tomorrow, watch, wear

Replies: 0
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2001 02:41 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Dog lovers unite.

Started by RETIRED, 2nd July 2001 08:45 PM

apply, arm, beer, call, cat, cradle, dog, drink, drinking, firmly, force, front, hand, head, hold, holding, left, lovers, mouth, paws, pill, push, rear, retrieve, ruler, shop, spouse, throat, unite, wrap

Replies: 1
Views: 1,931

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2001 08:55 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

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