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A blind man enters a ladies bar

Started by Ian007, 18th August 2004 08:25 PM

220, bar, bartender, belt, black, blind, blonde, declares, enters, explain, feet, girl, gonna, head, joke, karate, ladies, lady, lifter, man, nah, professional, shakes, sitting, tall, times, wanna, weight, woman, wrestler

Replies: 1
Views: 1,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2004 09:22 PM; by Ben from Vic.

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JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 7 Aug 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 6th August 2004 09:44 PM

aug, determining, eat, evening, factor, friends, hear, matching, mind, paper, papering, purchasing, quiz, respectfully, style, time, times, todays, wall, waste, wood, woodworker, woodworking, yeah

Replies: 7
Views: 1,811

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2004 09:35 PM; by Ralph Jones

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Phases of the Mooooon!!

Started by bitingmidge, 2nd August 2004 07:12 PM

activity, alright, bit, board, bricklayers, cool, curious, die, directly, graph, hands, hard, howl, month, moon, mooooon, noooooooowwww, omanis, orbit, phases, pondering, posts, print, rolleyes, sane/insane, serious, time, times, werewolf, woodwork

Replies: 3
Views: 1,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2004 10:20 PM; by Ivan in Oz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Blowfly

Started by DaveInOz, 22nd July 2004 11:55 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2004 06:04 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
JOKES

For the times they are a changin'

Started by journeyman Mick, 16th July 2004 11:34 PM

bay, cairns, changin, day, drove, friend, girl, hikers, hitch, inside, junkies, kuranda, life, lived, lunch, mirror, needle, nice, plenty, realities, rear, rose, sad, sunny, sydney, time, times, tracks, view, waste

Replies: 2
Views: 1,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2004 02:26 AM; by vsquizz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 12 July 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 12th July 2004 10:00 PM

block, construction, decide, emit, evening, friends, glass, installation, july, light, quiz, respectfully, strong, times, wall, window, woodworking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2004 07:28 AM; by Ivan in Oz

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

How to cut thick glass?

Started by Wongo, 9th February 2004 02:26 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

4mm, 5mm, break, clamp, clean, couldn’t, couple, cut, cutter, diamond, glass, guide, hobbyist, line, piece, score, success, technique, term, thick, times, tipped, tools, wood, workbench

Replies: 21
Views: 9,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2004 12:20 AM; by journeyman Mick

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

some more fun

Started by Ian007, 3rd July 2004 05:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 25
Views: 4,778

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2004 08:53 AM; by Zed

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JOKES

Riddle / question

Started by DaveInOz, 1st July 2004 02:36 PM

$10, $27, $29, $30, answer, bell, bill, boy, boys, brings, cost, day, discount, divide, dollar, guy, guys, hands, hotel, manager, payed, pocket, pulls, question, return, riddle, stay, times, walk, warning

Replies: 7
Views: 2,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2004 07:53 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

the gift

Started by DaveInOz, 16th June 2004 05:52 PM

bought, coming, contact, doubt, folded, friday, fur, gift, gloves, hands, hope, kiss, looked, love, night, note, p.s, pair, panties, remember, sister, smart, soiled, style, sweetheart, sweethearts, time, times, wear, wearing

Replies: 3
Views: 1,751

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2004 08:29 AM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Time shown on New posts

Started by Gumby, 3rd June 2004 02:19 PM

ago, aslo, barry, coming, computer, couple, forum, hit, hours, magazine, minutes, post, posts, refresh, search, setting, shown, time, times, trton, viewing, whgite, wrong

Replies: 9
Views: 2,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2004 12:35 AM; by RETIRED

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Woodies activities

Started by Jigsaw, 26th May 2004 09:39 PM

$35, 1st, activities, annual, ball, carving, club, clubs, eltham, fee, fees, generation, guys, involved, joining, local, located, lot, marquetry, mention, participate, rolling, sawing, scroll, specialise, times, wednesday, woodies, woodturning, woodworking

Replies: 1
Views: 2,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2004 10:55 AM; by Rob Allan

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Tight Skirt

Started by Baz, 18th April 2004 10:35 AM

agree, ballistic, bus, drawled, driver, easily, embarrassed, figured, friends, gently, kinda, leg, maam, picked, raise, reached, samaritan, skirt, smile, smiled, standing, step, texan, tight, time, times, unzip, waist, would-be, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,905

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2004 10:35 AM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Stripping and refinishing old doors

Started by peter-l, 3rd March 2004 03:43 PM

20s, apartment, bit, caustic, coats, completely, dark, doors, friend, heat, hey, left, lots, paint, painted, peter, product, ready, recommended, refinishing, remove, renovating, restaining, soda, stain, stripper, stripping, timber, times, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 2,028

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2004 08:17 AM; by snow

Forum:
FINISHING

Exhaust Fan Advice

Started by craigb, 25th March 2004 10:52 AM

advice, advisability, air, airborne, bag, built, craig, design, easily, exhaust, fan, fine, foundations, handle, hour, house, idea, incorporating, keeping, kitchens, luandries, mount, particles, sandstone, tia, times, type, volume, wall, workshop

Replies: 6
Views: 5,986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2004 11:30 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Fence Extension

Started by Snoopy, 18th March 2004 09:20 PM

14kg, 1500mm, 300mm, and/or, c-section, capping, cattle, corgi, decorative, dog, extension, fence, fibre-board, fix, half, ideas, jump, lattice, neibours, option, paint, pine, shooting, shoulder, tall, tempting, times, warps, wet, wringing

Replies: 4
Views: 7,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2004 08:24 PM; by Snoopy

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Need help: Shellac over wood stain

Started by daveh, 2nd March 2004 09:40 PM

applying, appreciated, bought, brush, cabinet, carefully, dave, dilemma, happened, jarrah, overlapped, polyurethane, prefer, putting, radio, shellac, stain, stained, started, streaks, stripped, success, thin, time, times, tin, valve, wattyl, wood, worse

Replies: 6
Views: 6,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2004 12:17 PM; by daveh

Forum:
FINISHING

Little known facts!

Started by gatiep, 29th January 2004 01:55 AM

ambidextrous, animals, average, body, bottom, days, difference, elephants, energy, facts, feet, head, home, human, jump, left-handed, length, life, live, minutes, months, people, pig, pond, produced, sex, split, taste, times, yelled

Replies: 5
Views: 2,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2004 10:55 PM; by Tonyz

Forum:
JOKES

For those of you on dial-up....

Started by Ben from Vic., 18th January 2004 04:47 PM

$40, 256/64, 56k, advertising, amount, ben, cheaper, connections, dial-up, dialup, download, files/pictures, gig, helpfull, info, inform, keeping, limit, lot, meant, month, months, pitch, post, read, sales, send, short, speed, times

Replies: 7
Views: 3,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2004 09:39 PM; by Barry_White

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

SSSSLLLOOOOWWW forums

Started by zathras, 25th January 2004 08:09 AM

browsing, doubt, experiencing, extremely, forums, internet, late, link, response, sites, slow, ssssllloooowww, times, whilst

Replies: 7
Views: 2,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2004 07:20 PM; by ubeaut

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

spray guns - whats good and whats not!!

Started by Rowan, 2nd January 2004 06:47 PM

$69, 2.5hp, 40lt, advice, ball, buying, compressor, feed, flat, good, gravity, gun, guns, hvlp, idea, o-rings, park, prices, realise, regulator, running, set, setup, sort, spray, straight, sux, system, systems, times

Replies: 14
Views: 12,922

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2004 07:22 AM; by Rowan

Forum:
FINISHING

Woodchipping Tas Wilderness

Started by Toymaker Len, 3rd December 2003 12:59 PM

$10, $100m, $5000, added, employing, hear, myrtle, people, pink, produce, product, sawn, tarkine, tas, timber, times, tonne, twenty, veneer, wilderness, wondering, woodchipping, woodchips, worth

Replies: 8
Views: 2,646

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2003 04:22 PM; by Zed

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Dead Tree

Started by Ben from Vic., 26th November 2003 06:28 PM

amber, aware, backyard, bed, ben, border, complained, curios, dead, died, door, effecting, eye, flower, guy, joke, legaly, liquid, poisoned, properties, roots, suspect, times, tree, treee, wondering

Replies: 9
Views: 4,863

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2003 10:17 PM; by glenn k

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Out of Square Makita LS1212 SCMS

Started by mat, 22nd September 2003 09:41 AM

adjust, adjusted, alloy, amazingly, angle, attempted, bar, blade, clicked, degree, engage, fence, fixedd, forked, fortune, held, lock, locked, loosened, ls1212, makita, position, quick, scms, screws, square, tightened, times, underneath, unhappy

Replies: 3
Views: 4,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2003 07:43 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Poll: Speaking of football

Started by Grue, 31st August 2003 11:49 AM

accurately, ball, body, change, contest, contest?confused, crazies, deduct, definition, describes, engage, foot, football, game, glenn, hands, heading, involved, lot, mass, massconfused, object.eek, posession, rolleyes, shaped, speaking, spherical, suggest, testicular, times

Replies: 9
Views: 3,051

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2003 05:24 PM; by JackoH

Forum:
POLLS

blondes and boats

Started by rob_tassie, 4th September 2003 10:15 PM

ahurry, bad, behavior, blondes, boats, cake, dumb, firetruck, hells, heroine, home, idiot, lame, lamebrained, means, nemesis, playing, pulls, replies, reply, rest, silly, slap, stand, stupid, swim, takes, time, times, transport

Replies: 0
Views: 1,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 10:15 PM; by rob_tassie

Forum:
JOKES

French Polishing & Protection

Started by Mick4412, 1st September 2003 06:58 PM

achieved, alcohol, completing, equivalent, expecting, finish, french, grain, intend, marks, mick, moisture, oak, piece, polishing, poly-utherine, process, protection, refectory, result, rubbed, sample, science, sign, stubbie, table, tas, times, whisky, white

Replies: 2
Views: 2,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2003 09:26 PM; by Mick4412

Forum:
FINISHING

What colour wood filler for staining

Started by Collin, 28th August 2003 01:45 PM

alternatively, collin, colour, coloured, colours, confused, current, epoxy, fill, filler, gaps, pine, plan, pre, project, putty, sawdust, stain, staining, times, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 2,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2003 09:06 PM; by Chesand

Forum:
FINISHING

Organoil and levos Oil comparison

Started by gmcginty, 21st August 2003 01:30 AM

2-3, apply, appreciated, comparison, difficult, drying, due, easily, eventually, jarrah, levos, logevity, maintain, natural, oil, organoil, post, prior, products, researching, sanding, simply, table, times, top, touched, wipe, wisdom, words, yellow

Replies: 2
Views: 4,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2003 12:45 AM; by Buzz

Forum:
FINISHING

High Melt Wax

Started by schaf, 12th August 2003 11:29 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2003 11:07 PM; by soundman

Forum:
FINISHING

Sign Of The Times

Started by DPB, 4th August 2003 03:43 PM

5.stay, ahead, avoid, back-swing, check, club, directly, extra, flush, front, game, golf, head, hit, local, newspaper, preparing, quick, shoulder-width, sign, stand, stolen, straight, strokes, taking, tee, testing, times, urinal, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2003 05:21 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
JOKES

Bulletin Board Times

Started by Alix, 23rd July 2003 10:43 PM

713am, 913pm, aest, alix, board, bulletin, current, explain, post, stated, time, times

Replies: 8
Views: 2,623

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2003 07:30 PM; by ubeaut

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

I guess its been asked a gazillion times but here goes!!

Started by Wild Dingo, 3rd July 2003 02:35 AM

asked, called, coat, coating, cost, covered, excuse, fellas, gazillion, goop, guess, hard, heart, heck, idea, ignorance, level, load, ludicrous, rounds, sell, shaped, special, stuff, tables, thick, thinking, times, truck, varnish

Replies: 6
Views: 2,747

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2003 01:23 PM; by Mac Simmons

Forum:
FINISHING

Snotty Gorillasniffer - What's your name?

Started by Neo, 3rd June 2003 01:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

average, banana, breath, bubble, butt, cheeseball, day, determine, fourth, gorillasniffer, half, hamster, head, honker, laugh, letter, lips, mouth, nose, pants, pickle, pinky, potty, professor, rhino, shorts, snotty, stinker, times, tush

Replies: 29
Views: 5,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2003 01:26 PM; by arose62

Forum:
JOKES

More The talk show hosts comments on Iraq

Started by Wayne Davy, 9th April 2003 10:44 AM

angola, approval, bombs, bush, calling, comments, countries, country, craig, hosts, hussein, iraq, iraqi, jay, kilborn, language, leno, oil, people, pick, plan, president, saddam, spent, start, talk, times, war, week, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2003 10:44 AM; by Wayne Davy

Forum:
JOKES

Time Zone Glitch

Started by ubeaut, 4th March 2003 10:29 AM

adjust, board, bottom, bulletin, changed, cheers, cleared, confusedconfused, daylight, default, eastern, glitch, gmt, hope, issue, local, neil, page, saving, server, settings, setup, stuck, summertime, tag, theory, time, times, triton, zone

Replies: 10
Views: 3,964

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2003 05:09 PM; by Johnno

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Long term convalescence

Started by John Saxton, 4th March 2003 10:31 PM

amuse, check, cheers, convalescence, crazy, drive, feel, forget, for^_+s, lash, long, necessity, preserve, related, sake, sanity, site, term, times, woodworking, www.bored.com

Replies: 0
Views: 1,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2003 10:31 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Police Warning

Started by craigb, 7th February 2003 02:49 PM

bad, beer, drug, entrap, extreme, feeling, female, form, guys, home, male, nearest, occurred, offered, persuade, police, predatory, relationship, reported, scam, sex, sexual, shrewd, support, times, unsuspecting, vague, warning, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2003 01:16 PM; by JackoH

Forum:
JOKES

Lara Woodworking Group

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 6th February 2003 08:19 PM

details, group, lara, location, meeting, stink, times, woodworking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2003 09:05 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
EVENTS

simple maths

Started by Eastie, 24th January 2003 11:29 AM

arrived, boy, breakwater, brilliant, dear, easily, faxed, happy, home, hope, hotel, hurt, husband, letter, lot, mathematician, mathematics, maths, midnight, pool, professor, read, receive, simple, sincerely, time, times, wait, waiting, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2003 11:29 AM; by Eastie

Forum:
JOKES

Thanks Neil

Started by Stuart, 16th December 2002 01:23 PM

book, cover, finally, glad, introduction, julie, meet, neil, pauline, person, products, range, read, robbo, stuart, times, ubeaut, weekend-

Replies: 4
Views: 1,853

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2003 10:05 AM; by Ynot

Forum:
FINISHING

Newspaper Headlings

Started by oges, 18th December 2002 11:49 AM

10bible, 8scientists, 9free, advice, april, augustine, bundle, churchs, clean, cold, columbus, deadlier, december, dispatch, future, headlings, herald-leader, hinders, january, l.a, lexington, march, newspaper, november, oregonian, quakes, research, study, times, york

Replies: 0
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2002 11:49 AM; by oges

Forum:
JOKES

Drunk + Priest

Started by Gino, 13th December 2002 12:58 PM

attempt, attention, attract, bewildered, box, catholic, church, confession, coughed, drunk, drunken, final, finally, knocked, knockin, mate, paper, priest, replied, sat, speak, staggered, times, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2002 12:58 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Pocket hole jig needed?

Started by PaulT, 12th December 2002 09:50 PM

1/4, abt, benches, colour, day, elder, form, guess, heaven, hole, inch, jig, legs, needed, notch, original, outdoor, painted, pine, pocket, questions-, redwood, replace, setting, son, table, timber, times, treated, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 2,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2002 09:50 PM; by PaulT

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

advanced proper speak

Started by Eastie, 16th October 2002 11:36 AM

advanced, avoid, bad, billion, clichés, colloquialisms, highly, metaphor, mixed, noon, proper, quotations, redundant, sentences, sings, speak, specific, superfluous, times, understatement, words, worse, •avoid, •be, •comparisons, •dont, •even, •exaggeration, •one-word, •understatement

Replies: 2
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2002 10:04 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

The big member - hope you can count

Started by Ray from Toronto, 16th October 2002 08:46 AM

big, called, count, dashed, dejectedly, doctor, fifteen, forest, frog, grinning, head, hope, ideal, inches, lit, looked, marry, member, monster, pond, replied, replies, screamed, shorter, suddenly, times, witch, woody, wow, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2002 10:03 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

capitolism

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:37 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

rural show

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:36 PM

365, alley, bull, bulls, cow, day, drops, fed, heading, houses, husband, learn, live, mated, month, mouth, nice, proceed, rural, sign, stall, start, stated, stock, takes, times, wife, wifes, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:36 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

nudist club

Started by Gino, 8th September 2002 07:55 PM

bench, bends, call, called, club, colony, day, erection, facilities, fart, greeted, hairy, hard-on, huge, implies, membership, month, naked, newcomer, nudist, office, old;, receptionist, replies, rule, sir, smiling, staggers, times, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,847

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2002 07:48 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Homemade Finishing brew

Started by royal, 20th August 2002 11:19 PM

boiled, brew, clean, cloth, creamy, equal, excess, finish, finishing, furniture, heat, homemade, hot, jarrah, larger, linseed, mix, oil, people, plate, pot, raw, recipe, remove, rub, timber, times, tung, warm, water

Replies: 2
Views: 2,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2002 01:06 PM; by ubeaut

Forum:
FINISHING

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