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A gay guy went to heaven

Started by bennylaird, 19th July 2006 11:36 AM

butt, control, decided, devil, fed, fire, firewood, follow, freezing, furious, gate, gay, guy, heaven, hell, inspection, jumped, jumps, keys, lava, pete, replied, routine, saint, sends, straight, time, walk, weeks, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 2,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 11:36 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

Two psychologists

Started by Ian007, 15th July 2006 12:36 PM

attacked, bitch, boobs, breakfast, counter, excuse, freud, freudian, fu?ked, guy, home, lady, life, love, lunch, maam, meant, morning, noticed, pass, psychologists, salt, shrink, slip, station, stupid, ticket, titty, train, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 02:50 PM; by Ian007

Forum:
JOKES

Black Japan - bring out grain, or just blacken?

Started by FlyingDuck, 30th June 2005 06:42 PM

aged, assumed, bitumen, black, blacken, bring, buying, distinguished, experiment, furniture, grain, guy, highlight, hoop, japan, looked, nice, piece, pine, reckoned, sort, stuff, turps

Replies: 5
Views: 3,862

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2006 10:37 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
FINISHING

where's my wife?

Started by goat, 30th June 2006 09:21 PM

attention, blonde, blue, breasts, coincidence, collide, desperate, eyes, guess, guy, guys, hair, matter, paying, pushing, shopping, short, shorts, store, tall, tank, top, trolleys, wearing, wife, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,686

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2006 09:21 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Little Johnny again

Started by AlexS, 26th June 2006 01:47 PM

answers, cigarette, drunk, guy, johnny, kid, remember, replies, sex, smoke, smoking, son, start, street, stunned, time, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2006 01:47 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

House has concrete slab instead of being re-stumped

Started by johno, 24th June 2006 01:32 PM

access, ago, assume, builder, close, concrete, decent, existing, floating, floor, ground, guy, house, installing, job, poured, re-stumped, re-stumping, recommend, recommended, restumped, simply, slab, source, structural, stumper, suggested, timber, underneath, wondering

Replies: 1
Views: 3,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2006 02:32 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

New Guy

Started by twobob, 16th June 2006 04:13 PM

advise, bob, carve, cheers, chisels, forum, forward, furniture, future, grips, guy, involved, love, palm, piece, pistol, posting, shaped, sharping, shooters, starting, well.i

Replies: 2
Views: 1,617

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2006 04:44 PM; by Iain

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

painting the bath tub

Started by Aangelique1611, 13th June 2006 03:20 PM

$$$, alternatives, awefully, bad, bath, beginner, beginners, bristol, called, diy, experience, guy, hand, hard, job, mould, paint, painting, permit, refit, reglazing, replacing, ripping, sits, starting, told, tub, unlivable, whiteknights

Replies: 9
Views: 11,781

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2006 01:22 AM; by Wombat2

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Eternally Grateful

Started by Rodgera, 13th June 2006 09:20 PM

audience, audiences, benefactor, borrow, christopher, circuit, confused, door, dry, eternally, fortune, gambler, grateful, guy, incredible, jumps, lecture, left, mens, money, months, quarter, remember, share, speaking, stall, story, table, tells, winnings

Replies: 0
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 09:20 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Carpet layers

Started by silentC, 6th June 2006 11:53 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

20mm, arms, bit, burns, carpet, checked, coming, doors, floor, front, glance, guessing, guy, house, job, knuckle, laser, layers, measure, millimetre, mind, paces, picture, reach, reference, single, springs, starting, terrible, vision

Replies: 22
Views: 4,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 09:33 AM; by silentC

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Free Bahamas Holiday

Started by Carry Pine, 10th June 2006 05:11 PM

000, 000th, addresses, appears, bahamas, boss, bosss, carry, computer, dates, details, free, guy, happened, holiday, optional, pine, rang, real, sign, suddenly, visitor, visitors, win

Replies: 10
Views: 2,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2006 01:18 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Septic Leach Drain advice please

Started by tetra, 25th May 2006 07:26 PM

100mm, advice, assuming, better/worse/same, bunnings, cap, clay, correct, depth, dirt, drain, fine, flexible, guy, hill, leach, opposed, paper, pipe, poly, putting, pvc, sand, septic, slots, slotted, steep, tar, top, type

Replies: 0
Views: 1,963

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2006 07:26 PM; by tetra

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

something to chew on

Started by Kev Y., 16th May 2006 05:54 PM

chew, eat, eater, eek, fussy, guy, incase, stuff, wht, yummy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 05:54 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Skirt Profiles

Started by Shane Watson, 10th May 2006 09:07 AM

Replies: 7
Views: 2,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2006 02:34 PM; by totoblue

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

oldie but a goodie

Started by goat, 12th May 2006 09:48 PM

arms, broke, brother, brutal, call, calls, couldve, dead, department, fighting, fire, fluffys, gently, goodie, guy, hows, jumped, leg, mom, oldie, prepared, roof, shes, story, told, tree, trip, vet, wouldve, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 09:48 PM; by goat

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JOKES

Two guys

Started by Baz, 11th May 2006 06:09 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 06:09 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Funnies about life

Started by Baz, 11th May 2006 06:08 PM

afternoon, army, breakfast, burst, butter, careful, cooking, day, eggs, forget, fried, funnies, god, guy, herman, home, husband, issued, life, listen, mountain, optician, pack, polish, read, replied, salt, stuff, suddenly, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 06:08 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

propping up brick veneer

Started by oldbones, 4th May 2006 10:47 PM

acro, advice, assuming, brick, builder, confidence, copious, critical, expertise, external, fill, frame, guy, handy, hurt, installation, internal, involve, lintle, mate, palace/wallet, pointers, pretty, propping, props, support, suspect, track, veneer, wall

Replies: 3
Views: 2,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2006 09:30 AM; by ausdesign

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

propping up brick veneer

Started by oldbones, 4th May 2006 10:41 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2006 10:41 PM; by oldbones

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Two buried Miners found alive!

Started by Groggy, 30th April 2006 09:32 PM

ago, alive, announced, buried, days, ecstatic, families, found, guy, miners, minutes, newsbreak, pity, rescue

Replies: 13
Views: 2,018

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2006 11:37 PM; by Shedhand

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Why so many grads 'fail to launch'

Started by ChrisApprentice, 29th April 2006 11:03 PM

ahhh, ahhhhh, articulate, bear, bravo, chatty, coming, damm, employer, enrollment, fail, fits, gonna, grads, guy, home;, itmad, launch, lazy, leave, living, love, loves, mcconaughey, mid, option, parents, start, tafe, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 2,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2006 02:23 AM; by Schtoo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Advice on outdoor blue gum table

Started by spherd, 12th April 2006 07:49 AM

absolutely, advice, beautiful, blue, bring, centre, colour, digging, finish, finished, grain, gum, guy, holes, jarrah, knots, natural, oil, outdoor, putty, recently, sanding, screw, slab, stained, table, timber, white, wood, worried

Replies: 7
Views: 4,628

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2006 05:43 PM; by spherd

Forum:
FINISHING

pergola foundations

Started by Chopstick, 6th February 2006 10:52 AM

5-6m, 8-10cm, advice, appreciated, beneath, bolting, broach, build, built, check, concrete, day, fair, fine, foundations, guy, manner, mine, neighbour, opinions, paying, people, pergola, stirrups, strength, structural, telling, thick, wide, worry

Replies: 5
Views: 4,972

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 09:00 PM; by Dave Mows

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

The Murphy's

Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 03:16 PM

1964, answers, bar, bartender, brian, drunk, dublin, exclaims, graduated, guy, head, ireland, lord, luck, marys, murphy, murphys, mutters, night, responds, shaking, sits, smiling, street, time, tonight, twins, vicky, walks, winding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 03:16 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Kitchen Cabinet level?

Started by some_one, 8th April 2006 09:03 PM

cabinet, guy, kitchen, legs, level, leveling, low, raised, recently, restumping, shelf, wall

Replies: 3
Views: 2,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2006 10:54 PM; by some_one

Forum:
KITCHENS

Glueing and filling

Started by hornwood, 31st March 2006 12:28 PM

50ks, appreciative, bolt, bridge, called, clues, consistency, cracks, dosnt, filling, finishes, gday, glueing, guy, holes, hurstbridge, melb, mixture, nice, north, product, run, similar, smooth, tend, thicker, timbers, weekend, westsystem, yall

Replies: 8
Views: 2,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2006 06:56 PM; by Auld Bassoon

Forum:
FINISHING

Steps from deck onto pavers.

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 30th March 2006 08:37 PM

advise, approach, bolt, coming, completed, construct, deck, established, finished, foot, ground, guy, height, install, levels, pavers, paving, rubber, sitting, sort, steps, thick, thinking, top, unsure, week

Replies: 7
Views: 4,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2006 11:33 AM; by JDub

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

The Leprechaun and the Golfer...

Started by Phil Spencer, 29th March 2006 07:06 PM

adds, american, answers, bad, ball, drive, famous, fantastic, fer, fine, game, golf, golfer, guy, head, hit, hows, internationally, leprechaun, life, money, responds, sex, shock, situation, week, whispers, wonderful, woods, yer

Replies: 2
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2006 11:47 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

sensitive man

Started by doug the slug, 9th March 2006 10:38 AM

bar, bears, bedroom, chest, children, clothes, covering, coyly, cuddly, extensive, father, god, gorgeous, guy, hot, hundreds, impressed, kiss, man, meets, mention, middle, rip, sensitive, shelf, strokes, talk, teddy, thinking, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 06:55 PM; by Termite

Forum:
JOKES

Songs with a theme of Jealousy

Started by Shannon, 2nd March 2006 10:53 AM

blossoms, boys, brains, cannibals, clay, cool, elvis/fine, found, gin, guy, guys, hey, jars, jealous, jealousy, john, lennon, liz, minds, o’connor, pet, phair, relationships, shop, sinead, songs, suspicious, theme, upcoming, you’re

Replies: 6
Views: 4,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2006 06:35 PM; by Sir Stinkalot

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Not my lucky day

Started by Kev Y., 23rd February 2006 10:07 PM

bar, bartender, couple, day, days, drink, drinks, explained, fight, guy, lucky, matter, night, talking, wife, worried, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2006 10:07 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

MDF FINISH - Tung/Poly/Wax

Started by dazzler, 13th February 2006 02:12 PM

32mm, blend, buffed, cheers, coats, dazzler, finish, finishes, guy, idea, imagine, mdf, mix, note, oil, polyurethane, proportions, router, searching, table, top, tung, tung or poly or wax, tung/poly, tung/poly/wax, wax

Replies: 3
Views: 6,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2006 04:56 PM; by normell

Forum:
FINISHING

No 1 workplace injury

Started by Gra, 5th February 2006 09:52 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 2,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2006 09:59 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Government work

Started by Baz, 5th February 2006 07:13 PM

1000, 400, 800, 800a.m, a.m, apply, balls, centre, coming, exploded, extra, government, guy, hire, hours, interviewer, job, korea, local, mortar, o.k, p.m, puzzled, recruitment, scratching, service, sit, start, tomorrow, work

Replies: 2
Views: 1,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2006 11:31 AM; by Termite

Forum:
JOKES

Spraying Lacquer

Started by Richardwoodhead, 19th July 2005 12:33 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

acroma, air, application, becker, coat, cone, finishes, fluid, furniture, gallery, gun, guy, hardener, hassles, job, lacquer, learn, learned, lots, perfection, piece, reading, sequence, spray, sprayed, spraying, teaching, technique, thinners, workpiece

Replies: 35
Views: 36,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2006 06:59 AM; by Johan

Forum:
FINISHING

What a difference a name makes

Started by Cliff Rogers, 1st February 2006 09:50 PM

agent, agents, ago, awe-struck, change, changing, check, dear, dick, difference, dyke, enclosed, envelope, guy, hollywood, left, lesbian, letter, makes, office, penis, pride, reads, send, signed, sincerely, sir, told, van

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 09:50 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Virgin

Started by aiwoz, 17th January 2006 06:03 PM

agony, art, beautiful, blouse, breasts, crate.;, doc, drops, falls, girl, ground, guy, honeymoon, hotel, immediately, marries, mentions, neat, nite, pants, reveal, rips, sided, splint, straight, taped, touched, untouched, virgin, week

Replies: 5
Views: 2,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 12:33 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
JOKES

The Investor Renovator From Hell

Started by chromis, 8th January 2006 01:12 PM

bit, bubble, burst, comments, didn’t, dubious, february, guy, hell, house, investor, job, met, nice, papers, proud, purchased, quality, renovator, signed

Replies: 10
Views: 2,712

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2006 11:20 PM; by chromis

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

The half-wit

Started by Groggy, 5th January 2006 12:05 PM

$10, $500, apprentice, beer, buy, day, determined, finisher, friday, guy, half-wit, halfwit, hours, interview, makes, months, owner, pay, paying, proper, rep, replied, shop, talk, to;, tom, union, wages, week, woodworking

Replies: 5
Views: 1,790

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2006 12:08 AM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

Do you have to use a plumber?

Started by gsouth, 2nd December 2005 03:58 PM

45deg, bends, busy, cheers, clay, cuit, direction, dug, geoff, guy, join, legally, licensed, line, major, metres, monday, pipe, pipes, plumber, ready, redirect, run, sewer, situation, thinking, till, trench, tuesday

Replies: 7
Views: 2,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2005 10:44 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Boxing for my slab

Started by Shedhand, 27th November 2005 12:12 AM

100mm, 7.5m, advice, architect, bought, box, boxing, cheaper, cheers, class, classified, concrete, concreters, couple, day, gday, gratefully, ground, guy, pay, rates, received, sandy, shed, slab, slabs, soil

Replies: 4
Views: 12,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2005 01:20 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
CONCRETING

Computer Repairs

Started by ptc, 24th September 2005 10:52 AM

bill, buttons, call, called, clicked, computer, couple, error, figure, fix, grinned, guy, harold, heard, inquired, minimum, nonetheless, repairs, replied, service, solved, stupid, ten, trouble, walking, write, wrong, wrote

Replies: 7
Views: 2,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 10:16 PM; by Fiddleback

Forum:
JOKES

Sunburn

Started by normell, 18th November 2005 06:41 AM

admitted, ahead, astounded, bad, beach, burns, continuous, degree, diagnosed, doctor, falls, guy, hope, hospital, hours, intravenous, legs, normell, nurse, pill, prescribes, promptly, rolleyes, rosso, saline, sedative, sheets, skin, sunburn, viagra

Replies: 5
Views: 1,914

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2005 11:53 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Poll: which hand tool are you most skillfull with?

Started by ryanarcher, 29th October 2005 04:06 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

chisel, core, expound, feel, free, guy, hand, lot, plane, pretty, ryan, saws, skillfull, tool

Replies: 47
Views: 4,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2005 06:07 AM; by HoutBok

Forum:
POLLS

balancing skills

Started by Kev Y., 2nd November 2005 09:32 PM

balancing, falling, guy, keyboard, skills, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2005 11:25 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
JOKES

Windows

Started by bennylaird, 19th October 2005 08:20 AM

argument, automatically, boy, call, complaining, contractor, diary, doesn’t, double-pane, energy-efficient, expensive, fast, guess, guy, heard, house, hung, installed, line, pay, proceeded, replaced, sales, silence, stupid, talking, told, week, windows, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2005 08:20 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

self levelling agent

Started by Trav, 28th September 2005 10:56 AM

1200x300x5, 5mm, agent, arrives, ash, boards, cheers, drop, flooring, gear, guy, height, house, level, levelling, presume, product, ready, recommend, self-levelling, slab, smooth, specific, subfloor, teh, tiles, total, trav, tricks, vic

Replies: 6
Views: 2,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2005 11:59 AM; by Trav

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale

Started by Baz, 27th September 2005 09:15 PM

beer, drank, fairy, fishing, girl, golf, guy, happily, hunting, lived, lot, marry, played, playstation, possession, remote, shortest, sole, tale, time, worlds

Replies: 2
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2005 09:28 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

The dentist

Started by joseph84, 21st September 2005 10:34 PM

bar, boosted, decide, dentist, drinks, easy, ego, feel, figure, gal, girl, girls, guy, hands, led, love, meet, replied, shirt, surprised, takes, trousers, washes, washing, watching

Replies: 1
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2005 09:08 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

Bearer & Joist dimensions for Sub-Floor

Started by vGolfer, 13th September 2005 02:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1250, 1800, 1850, bearer, bearers, centre, cheaper, cheers, closer, concrete, dimension, dimensions, extra, found, guy, joist, joists, lengths, nailed, plate, running, span, sub-floor, subfloor, throw, told, tongue, wall, wood, yellow

Replies: 20
Views: 12,787

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2005 09:13 AM; by attie

Forum:
FLOORING

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Poll: which hand tool are you most skillfull with?