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If you thought it gets better, it does.... Mk II

Started by Wood Butcher, 30th October 2005 03:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admit, andy, bit, car, cars, clothes, coffee, contents, couch, crest, day, fine, happened, insurance, mac, managed, markets, minutes, morning, people, police, road, straight, swmbo, tea, thought, time, town, traffic, walking

Replies: 15
Views: 3,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2005 05:20 PM; by Trav

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Talk about wrong place at the wrong time....

Started by silentC, 24th October 2005 05:31 PM

brisbane, bullet, car, coast, court, cow, ensure, failed, fired, guilty, heard, hospital, husband, jury, kill, leg, missed, nathan, place, rifle, shed, shot, stadler, sunshine, talk, time, told, tunning, tyson, wrong

Replies: 8
Views: 3,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2005 11:51 PM; by JohnM

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To rob a Bank

Started by Kev Y., 23rd October 2005 09:43 PM

ankles, attempting, bank, blonde, breathed, brunette, car, decided, door, dropped, drove, finally, guard, gun, heavily, passenger, plan, ran, reach, remember, rob, rope, safe, security, shut, stop, tied, waited, yeah, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2005 09:43 PM; by Kev Y.

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Lost in translation.

Started by AlexS, 14th October 2005 12:44 PM

angrily, arrived, audi, breaking, busy, call, car, checkpoint, englishmen, fiat, guys, idiot, illegal, intelligence, law, lost, means, murphy, officer, paddy, people, quattro, replies, responds, speak, stops, supervisor, tells, translation, uno

Replies: 0
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2005 12:44 PM; by AlexS

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dollars per litre

Started by echnidna, 3rd October 2005 08:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1100km, 700km, 800kmn, blend, car, comparison, cool, dollars, e10, etanol, ethanol, fuel, hmm, litre, litres, metho, premium, swmbo, tank, telly, test, unleaded, watching

Replies: 17
Views: 3,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2005 11:25 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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the price of fuel

Started by shep, 10th September 2005 08:34 AM

9 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

$187, 135ltr, 4wds, 90ks, becouse, bills, bit, bugger, car, drives, filled, fool, fuel, gday, harder, incresed, left, listening, morgage, pay, people, price, public, radio, rant, road, shep, techers, wife, yesterday

Replies: 130
Views: 17,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2005 09:20 PM; by fxst

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HAVE YOUR SAY

One Of Those Days

Started by echnidna, 11th September 2005 01:19 PM

10am, 11.45, 3/4, abandon, barby, battery, bit, car, clean, daughter, days, flat, glimmer, grand, home, hour, hurry, kabana, leave, life, lift, munching, set, sheryl, totally, trip, unexpectedly, ute, woodborers

Replies: 13
Views: 2,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2005 07:53 PM; by Sturdee

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Love your car?

Started by Grunt, 9th September 2005 01:47 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2005 01:47 PM; by Grunt

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Prudes need not read this

Started by outback, 6th September 2005 08:22 PM

bedroom, car, condoms, daughter, door, family, fling, frozen, happy, married, moment, moral, panties, passed, prudes, pulled, reached, read, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stood, story, straight, stunned, threw, top, watched, wild

Replies: 4
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 11:11 PM; by joseph84

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Car Stereo

Started by Grunt, 3rd September 2005 08:55 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2005 08:55 PM; by Grunt

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Only an Aussie could pull this off!

Started by Wood Butcher, 24th August 2005 05:05 PM

allegedly, aussie, bar, breathalyser, car, drive, forward, horn, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pull, pulled, remained, reversed, road, slowly, started, stationary, story, switched, tooted, true, vehicle, vehicles

Replies: 7
Views: 2,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2005 05:18 PM; by Termite

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The Rules of Manhood

Started by Phil Spencer, 16th August 2005 09:18 PM

acceptable, beer, birthday, bloke, buy, car, circumstances, conversation, discussing, drive, fight, friends, game, girlfriend, hesitate, hours, join, manhood, mate, mates, pending, pizza, reach, response, rules, shes, situations, sports, wife, woman

Replies: 6
Views: 1,875

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 10:51 PM; by Tikki

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I miss Sydney

Started by Wongo, 3rd August 2005 02:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

australia, boy, can’t, car, complete, days, feeling, girls, home, job, middle, miss, missing, phone, pressure, sydney

Replies: 20
Views: 3,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2005 06:23 PM; by ozwinner

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How to get to heaven

Started by DaveInOz, 4th August 2005 02:40 PM

animals, answered, boy, bursting, car, children, church, class, concept, continued, dead, five-year-old, fun, garage, gotta, heaven, hey, house, husband, loved, money, neat, pride, sale, school, shouted, smile, sold, starting, sweets

Replies: 5
Views: 2,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2005 11:52 PM; by JDarvall

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Car won't start?

Started by Grunt, 3rd August 2005 11:11 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2005 02:00 AM; by Harry72

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Did that ever happen to you??

Started by Breslauer, 2nd August 2005 10:45 AM

attention, bills, bit, book, car, check, checks, coke, counter, day, decide, desk, flowers, garbage, glasses, happen, head, keys, kitchen, left, mail, notice, remember, remote, set, spill, spills, table, warm, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2005 11:23 AM; by Breslauer

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Parking lessons

Started by routermaniac, 27th July 2005 09:29 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accelerator, boy, car, day, drive, faster, johny, lessons, parking, pole, practice, slowly, steady, telegraph, touch, watch

Replies: 15
Views: 2,830

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2005 04:03 PM; by outback

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Darwin Award candidate

Started by kiwigeo, 22nd July 2005 10:05 PM

1.30am, accidentally, age, ambulance, austin, award, burns, candidate, car, cigarette, condition, constable, dark, darwin, fire, hospital, jerry, lighter, minor, morning, petrol, received, senior, set, sparking, spokeswoman, stable, struggling, thornbury, woman

Replies: 9
Views: 2,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2005 12:12 AM; by fxst

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SAFETY

Attack Squirrel

Started by Groggy, 17th July 2005 10:13 PM

attack, black, car, chrome, cruiser, death, dressed, front, glove, hand, helmet, huge, jeans, leather, left, managed, patrol, picture, quiet, residential, screamed, squirrel, stop, street, t-shirt, throttle, throw, time, valkyrie, wheel

Replies: 7
Views: 2,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2005 11:38 PM; by doug the slug

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Wheel Trained

Started by gazaly, 15th July 2005 01:36 PM

car, cheers, straight, trained, wheel, wheels

Replies: 1
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2005 03:41 PM; by flea1607

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Silence is Golden

Started by Baz, 11th July 2005 08:58 PM

audible, bed, car, clubs, died, drive, golden, golf, groan, house, hurtful, husband, left-handed, live, makes, married, pictures, proper, remarry, replace, shes, silence, sleep, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 09:16 PM; by Baz

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Smart **** Answers

Started by MajorPanic, 12th July 2005 06:03 PM

ahead, answer, answers, ass, boy, bridge, car, class, cop, driver, exam, excuses, family, finally, gas, hand, kid, knowingly, ran, replied, smart, smiles, stock, stopped, stuck, teacher, ticket, tomorrow, truck, turkeys

Replies: 1
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 06:59 PM; by Gingermick

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Varnish Removal

Started by doublejay, 12th July 2005 10:09 AM

add, aged, australia, car, colours, column, drive, half, hear, hour, investing, juice, khaki, mix, mixture, optional, orange, paint, play-doh, removal, remover, smh, table, todays, toy, uniform, varnish, varnished, yoghurt, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 10:09 AM; by doublejay

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Who's to blame

Started by stephenmeddings, 11th July 2005 03:27 PM

australia, australian, blame, brazil, car, continued, day, decided, discouraging, electric, france, fruitless, germany, glass, india, indonesia, job, joe, paying, poured, radio, relax, sandals, search, setting, spend, taiwan, watch, wine, wondered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2005 07:36 PM; by LineLefty

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cop you later.......

Started by Christopha, 6th July 2005 05:26 PM

1980, blonde, car, child, children, cop, drunk, english, front, geelong, girl, height, leaving, looked, met, night, outraged, party, pretty, ran, resulted, shagged, sons, store, table, teacher, utterly, wild, woman, youth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2005 06:41 PM; by Tankstand

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Looking for an Australian Job

Started by echnidna, 29th June 2005 09:32 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

australia, australian, brazil, car, continued, day, decided, discouraging, electric, france, fruitless, germany, glass, imported, india, indonesia, job, joe, mcdonald’s, paying, poured, products, radio, relax, sandals, search, taiwan, watch, wine, wondered

Replies: 34
Views: 5,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2005 02:17 AM; by Schtoo

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Oh my Goad

Started by Gingermick, 30th June 2005 07:12 PM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, car, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, flamin, forget, fried, fry, goad, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, mind, replied, salt, stared, stick, suddenly, wife, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 09:22 PM; by Tikki

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0-100 what....

Started by Iain, 21st June 2005 12:29 PM

0-100, 100, 2seconds, answers, attached, bar, bloke, blokes, bought, car, cars, fastest, ferrari, guess, nice, picture, porsche, read, red, sitting, talking, wife, world, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2005 03:14 PM; by Kev Y.

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Advice needed on windscreen damage

Started by Rocker, 17th June 2005 12:11 PM

70s, advice, car, caused, cracks, creek, damage, damaged, damaged;, drive, driving, flinders, glass, happened, highway, isa, julia, knock, mount, needed, offence, opaque, radiating, reasonable, rest, rocker, star-shaped, time, toughened, windscreen

Replies: 3
Views: 2,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2005 01:50 PM; by Rocker

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How Cars are Recovered in Ireland :)

Started by Wayne Davy, 6th June 2005 10:15 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

car, cars, ireland, out.”, pull, recovered, we’ve, “moichael

Replies: 28
Views: 3,921

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2005 10:10 AM; by RufflyRustic

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Girls from Moe You have to be from Victoria

Started by Phil Spencer, 31st May 2005 05:03 PM

.thats, arrive, bleeding, car, centrelink, crash, easy, girl, girls, individually, involved, mate, medic, moe, nasty, officer, paramedic, paramedics, perturbed, questions, replies, sharon, shout, site, speak, surnames, trapped, victoria, waayne, wayne

Replies: 5
Views: 5,752

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 11:51 PM; by Kev Y.

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With apologies to Zed...

Started by AlexS, 25th May 2005 10:39 PM

amusement, apologies, belts, blonde, blondes, brakes, car, carefully, chimpanzees, chimps, crowd, demanded, diego, dollars, driver, driving, fifty, hours, left, money, movies, road, san, screech, seat, strapped, suddenly, truck, zed, zoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2005 10:39 PM; by AlexS

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This is the Story of a man........

Started by Forest Gump, 3rd May 2005 06:59 PM

ahead, car, condoms, daughter, door, family, father-in-law, front, frozen, future, girlfriend, happy, house, man, married, moment, moral, overcome, passed, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stepped, stood, story, straight, stunned, test, watched

Replies: 0
Views: 2,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2005 06:59 PM; by Forest Gump

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True story but suited here

Started by Iain, 29th April 2005 11:12 AM

animals, buy, car, considerable, dear, father, finding, gem, happy, job, left, letter, life, limited, literary, managed, mother, nameless, received, remain, save, school, son, steady, story, suited, thankyou, trouble, true, unemployed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,587

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 11:12 AM; by Iain

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Walnut Burl Laminate (plasic adesive for Cars)

Started by carz, 26th April 2005 01:48 PM

adesive, australia, burl, buy, car, cars, carz, clue, cost, dash, dashboard, days, direction, found, inform, interior/dashboard, job, laminate, material, obtain, plasic, plastic, prohibitive, repairers, restore, roll, sell, thx, wallnut, walnut

Replies: 2
Views: 5,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2005 11:34 PM; by Harry72

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FINISHING

Another drink???

Started by Iain, 18th April 2005 10:50 AM

23-year, 9.20pm, alcohol, arrest, blew, car, caught, drink, drive, driver, driving, july, licence, magna, messmate, minutes, night, police, pulled, registered, road, seized, speargrass, spotted, station, stopped, street, unlicenced, wheel, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,733

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 01:49 PM; by bitingmidge

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I love the smell of Lycra in the morning

Started by bitingmidge, 13th March 2005 10:05 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$12.00, $18.00, 60c, admit, ago, bit, car, cost, costs, days, delivered, delivery, eek, lee, love, lycra, morning, pedalling, pleasant, real, round, running, similarly, smell, starting, store, thinking, trip, whilst, worry

Replies: 22
Views: 3,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2005 10:59 PM; by soundman

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stress control (part 2)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 4th April 2005 11:48 PM

black, camaro, car, control, direction, finally, flying, isle, lady, leave, leaving, mall, move, parking, plenty, pull, pulling, pulls, shes, slowly, space, space., stall, started, stress, sudden, time, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2005 12:18 AM; by soundman

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Cars down under.

Started by MathewA, 4th March 2005 07:58 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

car, cars, folks, ground, guys, neg, pos, round, upside, wondering

Replies: 20
Views: 3,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2005 07:53 AM; by Iain

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Everyones getting a new car

Started by Kev Y., 9th March 2005 10:24 AM

beauty, car, christopha, everyones, purchased, robbo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2005 09:32 AM; by Daddles

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Robbos' new car

Started by Christopha, 8th March 2005 09:57 PM

bought, car, cheapy, commute, robbo, robbos, tooradin

Replies: 5
Views: 1,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2005 08:14 AM; by JackoH

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Tasteless Camilla joke

Started by simon c, 4th March 2005 11:37 AM

bowles, camilla, car, driver, free, happy, joke, married, newsflash, offer, paris, parker, queens, tasteless, weekend

Replies: 0
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2005 11:37 AM; by simon c

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Italian Wedding

Started by gatiep, 8th February 2005 01:36 AM

anda, basket, beautiful, biga, boomada, car, cigar, club, conductore, dining, disa, eat, everytinga, finger, hisa, italian, luigi, luncha, musta, nice, nofolka, smokina, start, trip, vino, virginia, waga, walka, wasa, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2005 01:36 AM; by gatiep

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Meguiars Clay

Started by beejay1, 5th February 2005 07:20 PM

08.15, balmy, beejay1, car, clay, day, degrees, grey, including, load, lovely, lovers, meguiars, package, perfect, skies, stuff, tips, treatment, treatmtnt, wash, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,627

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2005 10:01 PM; by Shane Watson

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mp3 player and FM transmitter

Started by simon c, 31st January 2005 10:17 AM

2.5, basically, beats, bought, car, drove, east, frequency, gippsland, hrs, impressed, in-laws, listen, melbourne, missus, mp3, music, play, player, pretty, radio, sale, simon, sound, tape, transmits, transmitter, tune, visit, weekend

Replies: 1
Views: 1,613

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2005 09:58 PM; by scooter

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Diary of a K1W1 in Brisbane

Started by vsquizz, 27th January 2005 10:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bloody, blow, brisbane, car, cat, damn, diary, hair, heat, hell, home, hot, house, humidity, k1w1, kitty, leather, live, november, october, palms, pool, repairman, smells, stupid, sun, sunny, temperature, warm, week

Replies: 29
Views: 3,686

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2005 04:42 PM; by Termite

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good times bad times

Started by beejay1, 29th January 2005 10:21 PM

abusers, bad, beejay1, car, chest, clever, good, gripe, hard, list, ls1013, matter, money, month, pay, pisses, polish, ras, replace, shame, spongers, supported, system, telling, time, times, upset, wash, welfare, wholeheartedly

Replies: 4
Views: 2,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2005 06:50 PM; by Daddles

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One for DanP

Started by Peter R, 28th January 2005 06:00 PM

act, bloke, car, cheaper, coffs, company, constable, contacted, dan, danp, driving, garaged, harbour, highway, local, nsw, patrol, pensioners, peter, registered, remember, sir, thorn, thread, times, umpteenth, vehicles, vic, waddayarekon, wiping

Replies: 6
Views: 1,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2005 03:49 AM; by DanP

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Elecrtical wizardry need

Started by Christopha, 17th January 2005 05:13 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

apparently, battery, behold, car, chop, cos, depths, dismal, display, elecrtical, electrical, evenng, fairy, festival, hidden, lead, light, march, mighty, naked, numbnut, okey, parade, r&r, saturday, simple, vessel, wires, wizardry, woodenboat

Replies: 36
Views: 4,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2005 04:27 PM; by Christopha

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Spraying Estapol 7008

Started by Harry72, 17th January 2005 07:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2pac, 7008, air, airsteam, car, cars, clothing, estapol, falling, fan, floor, form, head, helmetjust, helps, incase, paint, painting, plastic, racal, reason, safety, seal, set, sky, spray, spraying, starts, tack, wet

Replies: 16
Views: 7,773

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2005 12:46 AM; by Harry72

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FINISHING

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