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Nothing but praise on an outback trip

Started by Wood Borer, 6th April 2006 01:14 AM

$1000, adelaide, birdsville, bit, call, car, cost, date, earlier, french, holidays, line, melbourne, outback, people, phone, praise, pub, racv, sand, satellite, short, simpson, start, theo, throttle, time, tow, towing, trip

Replies: 4
Views: 2,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2006 02:58 PM; by AlexS

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Miss Adventures

Started by Phil Spencer, 29th March 2006 09:50 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

add, adventures, buy, calling, car, decided, dropped, factory, fence, finished, guys, jumped, keys, maintenance, makes, meeting.confused, mill, mis-adventure, miss, miss-adventure, night, phil, realised, shop, talk, victoria, waiting, wife, wool, woolen

Replies: 36
Views: 3,942

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2006 12:12 AM; by journeyman Mick

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Elite Athletes with a "Disability"

Started by Clinton1, 24th March 2006 06:22 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

196, athlete, athletes, athletic, bench, benchpress, bloke, body, called, car, chair, change, disability, disabled, drop, eek, elite, frankly, multiple, press, showand, so-called, spectacular, strike, time, tyre, weighing, weight, wheel, word

Replies: 19
Views: 2,826

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2006 02:25 PM; by Iain

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motor insurance Australia

Started by jow104, 15th March 2006 07:09 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

1600cc, application, australia, australian, bottom, car, cost, departure, disposing, email, enter, expect, hand, insurance, knowledge, line, low, market, months, motions, motor, october, purchasing, requesting, requiring, saloon, scene, typical, upto, vehicle

Replies: 35
Views: 5,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2006 06:34 PM; by jow104

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One For DanP

Started by Ashore, 18th March 2006 09:09 PM

alcohol, bar, breathalyser, broken, car, danp, decoy, designated, drive, dumbfounded, equipment, left, lights, minutes, officer, park, patiently, patrol, police, pulled, remained, road, said;, slowly, started, stationary, switched, time, vehicles, waited

Replies: 6
Views: 1,937

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2006 03:31 PM; by DanP

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Speeding excuse

Started by Ashore, 15th March 2006 06:51 PM

13th, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, excuse, friday, hair, heard, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife, wind

Replies: 3
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2006 10:28 PM; by doug the slug

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a born looser

Started by Kev Y., 14th March 2006 05:32 PM

bar, born, boss, building, cab, car, cards, credit, crying, drink, driver, drives, fires, found, gardener, home, late, leave, left, life, looser, office, outrage, poison, police, sleeping, stolen, truck, wallet, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2006 10:06 PM; by Ashore

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Drawing Attention...

Started by DanP, 14th February 2006 10:30 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

Replies: 72
Views: 7,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2006 06:54 PM; by Master Splinter

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age

Started by Christopha, 9th March 2006 07:12 PM

activities, age, bath, bed, car, cards, dispatcher, driving, elderly, fine, friends, glared, hand, intersection, light, losing, mildred, minutes, night, officer, passenger, playing, reached, red, seat, sisters, sleep, stairs, woman, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 07:12 PM; by Christopha

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hit by a car...hindoo ??

Started by la Huerta, 2nd March 2006 11:09 PM

bad, beaten, beliefs, belives, bones, bring, broken, car, carhindoo, cuts, died, door, hindoo, hit, home, injuries, internal, life, neighbour, night, piece, religon, spared, survived, understand

Replies: 9
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2006 07:02 PM; by la Huerta

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Clever Mechanic

Started by Landseka, 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM

announced, arrived, automobile, car, clever, dealership, department, discovered, door, drivers, feverishly, found, handle, hey, idiot, instinctively, keys, locked, mechanic, passenger, pick, replied, service, sighting, technician, told, unlock, unlocked, watched, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM; by Landseka

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I am confised it must be hormonal

Started by Phil Spencer, 24th February 2006 01:55 PM

age, bad, car, confinscated, confised, due, enjoyable, feel, guilty, harder, home, hormonal, illness, keys, laid, phil, remember, rush, shed, sick, simptum, sneaking, till, time, wandering, water, weekend, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 1,521

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2006 08:20 PM; by Phil Spencer

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Sauce on the side of the road.

Started by ozwinner, 19th February 2006 05:16 PM

ahead, car, cruiser, dead, eek, falcon, flung, girl, guts, horse, idiot, land, lights, load, loaded, magna, nature, power, presumeably, range, road, rover, sauce, slowed, strip, towing, trailer, truck, weights, wrong

Replies: 7
Views: 2,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2006 09:22 AM; by Iain

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Final Wish

Started by Baz, 10th February 2006 04:49 PM

ashes, blow, bought, brought, car, cremated, emerald, eventually, final, finally, fingers, herman, home, husband, insurance, job, lost, martha, moment, moments, money, necklace, paused, picking, promised, recently, remember, talking, tracing, urn

Replies: 0
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2006 04:49 PM; by Baz

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No-one believes Seniors

Started by Breslauer, 9th February 2006 07:50 AM

andy, armoured, attic, bag, beginning, believes, canvassing, car, copper, couple, day, door, fell, hid, home, knocked, lying, money, neighbourhood, pardon, partner, police, policemen, question, sally, school, senile, seniors, story, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2006 07:50 AM; by Breslauer

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A blonde joke

Started by joseph84, 6th February 2006 10:38 PM

blinding, blonde, business, bust, buy, car, dire, financial, flash, god, heavens, house, joke, life, light, lose, lost, lotto, night, overwhelmed, prays, servant, shes, suddenly, sweetheart, ticket, time, voice, win, wins

Replies: 1
Views: 1,956

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2006 05:21 PM; by rrich

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No-one believes Seniors

Started by Breslauer, 7th February 2006 03:09 PM

andy, armoured, attic, bag, beginning, believes, canvassing, car, copper, couple, day, door, fell, hid, home, knocked, lying, money, neighbourhood, outta, pardon, partner, policemen, sally, school, seniors, shes, walking, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2006 03:09 PM; by Breslauer

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Revenge can be sweet

Started by Kev Y., 3rd February 2006 10:24 PM

$800.00, 14.35, 16th, 2006, bag, camera, car, cop, date, digital, fine, finishes, hi-visibility, highway, inspector, issues, january, leaving, photographs, police, policeman, proceeds, revenge, sweet, time, traffic, vehicle, vest, wearing, workcover

Replies: 6
Views: 2,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2006 03:12 PM; by AlexS

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Poll: What to do?

Started by bennylaird, 3rd February 2006 12:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

application, bus, car, chance, continue, die, dilemma, dreaming, driving, friend, job, lady, life, mate, moral/ethical, night, pass, pay, people, perfect, pick, reading, ride, road, save, saved, stop, stormy, waiting, wild

Replies: 16
Views: 2,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2006 01:55 AM; by Shedhand

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Oil Change

Started by bennylaird, 31st January 2006 03:03 PM

beer, buy, car, change, check, cleverly, crawl, crescent, drain, drink, drive, dump, filter, finish, fresh, hole, hot, jack, kitty, litter, minutes, oil, oily, pan, plug, spilled, stands, store, throw, wrench

Replies: 14
Views: 4,631

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 09:11 AM; by bennylaird

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Speaker Design

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th December 2005 03:05 PM

advance, cabinets, calculating, car, design, enclosures, friends, optimal, program, set, size, speaker, stereo, subwoofer, systems, tables

Replies: 6
Views: 2,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 07:52 AM; by Petebass

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Shopping trolleys

Started by Gumby, 30th January 2006 07:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bay, buggered, bunnings, car, goodies, iun, lazy, leaves, mad, middle, park, people, person, pissed, pricks, reckon, sad, safeway, selfish, shopping, sitting, society, space, statement, store, takes, taking, trolley, trolleys, unloads

Replies: 15
Views: 2,755

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2006 10:38 PM; by Ivan in Oz

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Kiandra to Tumut.

Started by jow104, 30th January 2006 07:21 PM

adverse, bear, bend, car, cold, depth, driving, enjoy, forecast, frost, hope, kiandra, level, mishap, mountain, negotiated, painting, paintings, photographs, saloon, snap, time, tumut, u.k, usual, van, week, wheel, whilst, woodwork

Replies: 1
Views: 1,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2006 07:29 PM; by ozwinner

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Irish Car rescue

Started by bennylaird, 24th January 2006 08:17 AM

Replies: 11
Views: 3,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2006 10:41 AM; by bennylaird

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For the Poms...

Started by TK1, 19th January 2006 09:31 AM

american, beer, belgian, british, car, curry, driving, foreign, furniture, german, grabbing, home, indian, irish, japanese, kebab, poms, pub, sit, suspicion, swedish, travelling, turkish, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 10:11 AM; by Termite

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Paving a path - what steps can be omitted?

Started by derekcohen, 2nd January 2006 08:28 PM

adult, afterward, assuming, bedding, blocks, car, carry, compacted, crushed, derek, dry, forgo, gate, hoping, house, human, layer, levelling, limestone, omitted, path, pavers, paving, perth, process, rock, sand, steps, wall, weight

Replies: 9
Views: 5,982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 11:18 PM; by derekcohen

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PAVING

The honest wife

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 08:14 AM

belt, car, control, cruise, detector, drinking, driver, fine, honest, husband, license, love, maam, mouth, officer, pocket, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, talk, ticket, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 08:14 AM; by Breslauer

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What type of car do you drive?

Started by HappyHammer, 15th July 2004 07:01 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

abuse, car, died, drive, favourite, following;, foolish, fun, hi-lux, hummer, jaguar, kids, money, object, owned, pajero, past, pickup, price, range, sad, share, sr5, stuff, theme, threads, toyota, type, wife, yank

Replies: 81
Views: 14,924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2006 01:29 AM; by maglite

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Superstitious?

Started by DanP, 2nd January 2006 10:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alive, arrested, car, cells, details, drunk, eek, ensued, fireworks, involved, job, midnight, min, mother, offsider, person, pick, proves, punches, refuses, struggle, stupidest, superstitious, ten, time, told, town, van, warn, wrong.mad

Replies: 19
Views: 2,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2006 11:08 PM; by DanP

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MP3 FM transmitter

Started by outback, 24th December 2005 01:48 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

assured, buy, car, cards, catch, christmas, cos, demented, drill, eased, gratuitous, greeny, knowledge, memory, mind, mp3, mp3s, question, recomendations, repository, respondants, sort, stereo, sticks, time, transmitter, twisted, waht, wanna, yadda

Replies: 17
Views: 3,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2005 09:49 AM; by Harry72

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patching two-pac

Started by spartan, 9th December 2005 12:47 PM

amount, annoying, cabinet, car, contemplating, dent, discovered, fill, filler, gloss, head, match, minute, past, patching, polish, repair, scratches, size, stick, success, tips, top, two-pac, twopac, white

Replies: 13
Views: 2,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2005 09:00 AM; by Shane Watson

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How do you ...

Started by Daddles, 6th December 2005 10:00 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

car, cat, feed, formula, freeze, neck, pain, richard, siamese, sound, table

Replies: 27
Views: 2,706

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2005 10:46 PM; by Wongo

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Roof Racks - Any suggestions?

Started by doublejay, 5th December 2005 05:57 PM

bad, biggest, boot, car, carrying, competitive, decent, downside, drive, features, handy, hoping, impressed, lots, makes, matter, oil, price, professional, punt, racks, rak, retailers, roof, sense, set, sold, suggestions, timber, website

Replies: 6
Views: 3,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2005 07:18 AM; by Iain

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Car Park

Started by Baz, 3rd December 2005 08:33 PM

appeared, car, driving, found, heaven, irish, life, looked, lord, mass, meeting, mind, miraculously, paddy, panic, park, parking, pity, rest, street, sunday, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2005 08:33 PM; by Baz

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Assistant assistance required

Started by journeyman Mick, 26th November 2005 01:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alkalines, assistance, assistant, batteries, battery, buy, car, cavemen, dust, features, frustrating, intuitive, life, lot, memory, mick, nicad, owned, pda, penlites, people, readily, rechargeable, remind, required, shockproofrolleyes, smart, technological, usb, water

Replies: 22
Views: 4,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2005 10:01 AM; by anthonyd

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How much is that Barbie in the window?

Started by craigb, 24th November 2005 09:53 AM

$19.95, $265.95, amazed, annoyingly, answers, barbie, birthday, boat, car, computer, daughters, day, disco, display, divorced, father, friends, furniture, home, house, kens, pulls, remembers, salesperson, shopping, sir, store, theothers, toy, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2005 09:53 AM; by craigb

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This kid will go far

Started by normell, 9th November 2005 04:53 PM

330pm, 50lbs, applying, car, conditions, contact, current, desired, employer, environment, intimate, i’m, job, kid, lifting, monday, physical, position, president, prohibit, question, salary, skills, special, suited, that’s, they’re, thursday, tuesday, upto

Replies: 1
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2005 08:48 PM; by Gra

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How do I enter my radio PIN ?

Started by craigb, 5th November 2005 12:24 PM

answer, battery, book, car, clues, code, craig, deal, enter, factory, flat, folks, instruction, key, meant, operational, pin, punch, radio, re-enter, remember, sort, tia, vectra, warranty, weekend

Replies: 14
Views: 3,752

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2005 10:03 AM; by Daddles

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If you thought it gets better, it does.... Mk II

Started by Wood Butcher, 30th October 2005 03:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admit, andy, bit, car, cars, clothes, coffee, contents, couch, crest, day, fine, happened, insurance, mac, managed, markets, minutes, morning, people, police, road, straight, swmbo, tea, thought, time, town, traffic, walking

Replies: 15
Views: 3,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2005 05:20 PM; by Trav

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Talk about wrong place at the wrong time....

Started by silentC, 24th October 2005 05:31 PM

brisbane, bullet, car, coast, court, cow, ensure, failed, fired, guilty, heard, hospital, husband, jury, kill, leg, missed, nathan, place, rifle, shed, shot, stadler, sunshine, talk, time, told, tunning, tyson, wrong

Replies: 8
Views: 3,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2005 11:51 PM; by JohnM

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To rob a Bank

Started by Kev Y., 23rd October 2005 09:43 PM

ankles, attempting, bank, blonde, breathed, brunette, car, decided, door, dropped, drove, finally, guard, gun, heavily, passenger, plan, ran, reach, remember, rob, rope, safe, security, shut, stop, tied, waited, yeah, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2005 09:43 PM; by Kev Y.

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Lost in translation.

Started by AlexS, 14th October 2005 12:44 PM

angrily, arrived, audi, breaking, busy, call, car, checkpoint, englishmen, fiat, guys, idiot, illegal, intelligence, law, lost, means, murphy, officer, paddy, people, quattro, replies, responds, speak, stops, supervisor, tells, translation, uno

Replies: 0
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2005 12:44 PM; by AlexS

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dollars per litre

Started by echnidna, 3rd October 2005 08:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1100km, 700km, 800kmn, blend, car, comparison, cool, dollars, e10, etanol, ethanol, fuel, hmm, litre, litres, metho, premium, swmbo, tank, telly, test, unleaded, watching

Replies: 17
Views: 3,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2005 11:25 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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the price of fuel

Started by shep, 10th September 2005 08:34 AM

9 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

$187, 135ltr, 4wds, 90ks, becouse, bills, bit, bugger, car, drives, filled, fool, fuel, gday, harder, incresed, left, listening, morgage, pay, people, price, public, radio, rant, road, shep, techers, wife, yesterday

Replies: 130
Views: 17,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2005 09:20 PM; by fxst

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One Of Those Days

Started by echnidna, 11th September 2005 01:19 PM

10am, 11.45, 3/4, abandon, barby, battery, bit, car, clean, daughter, days, flat, glimmer, grand, home, hour, hurry, kabana, leave, life, lift, munching, set, sheryl, totally, trip, unexpectedly, ute, woodborers

Replies: 13
Views: 2,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2005 07:53 PM; by Sturdee

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Love your car?

Started by Grunt, 9th September 2005 01:47 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2005 01:47 PM; by Grunt

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Prudes need not read this

Started by outback, 6th September 2005 08:22 PM

bedroom, car, condoms, daughter, door, family, fling, frozen, happy, married, moment, moral, panties, passed, prudes, pulled, reached, read, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stood, story, straight, stunned, threw, top, watched, wild

Replies: 4
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 11:11 PM; by joseph84

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Car Stereo

Started by Grunt, 3rd September 2005 08:55 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2005 08:55 PM; by Grunt

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Only an Aussie could pull this off!

Started by Wood Butcher, 24th August 2005 05:05 PM

allegedly, aussie, bar, breathalyser, car, drive, forward, horn, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pull, pulled, remained, reversed, road, slowly, started, stationary, story, switched, tooted, true, vehicle, vehicles

Replies: 7
Views: 2,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2005 05:18 PM; by Termite

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The Rules of Manhood

Started by Phil Spencer, 16th August 2005 09:18 PM

acceptable, beer, birthday, bloke, buy, car, circumstances, conversation, discussing, drive, fight, friends, game, girlfriend, hesitate, hours, join, manhood, mate, mates, pending, pizza, reach, response, rules, shes, situations, sports, wife, woman

Replies: 6
Views: 1,875

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 10:51 PM; by Tikki

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