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The Cow From Wallan

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th June 2008 08:20 AM

bought, bull, buy, considered, cow, decided, distant, dumbfounded, eye, found, happening, local, matter, mentioned, milk, move, munruben, people, quest, replied, rubens, told, upset, vet, victoria, village, wallan, wallen, wife, wise

Replies: 3
Views: 1,918

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2008 12:40 PM; by fenderbelly

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Crossword addict

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th June 2008 09:29 PM

addict, allan, answered, bed, clicks, crossword, crosswords, heard, letters, loves, makes, mouse, night, noise, possums, ray, rays, roof, run, slight, talks, teach, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2008 12:57 AM; by Rodgera

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She asked the question!

Started by fenderbelly, 15th June 2008 11:41 AM

asked, body, hubby, humour, naked, pretty, question, replies, sense, sexy, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 03:11 PM; by echnidna

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Died In His Sleep

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th June 2008 07:20 AM

bed, bloody, chook, deal, died, egg, explained, explode, feeling, happen, head, heard, hell, home, inside, laid, lay, overwhelming, ovulating, peter, relax, rooster, send, shout, sleep, smack, uncomfortable, wake, wheelin, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 2,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2008 07:52 PM; by WoodJunky

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new BMW

Started by weisyboy, 12th June 2008 08:23 PM

13th, 150, afraid, baught, bloke, blue, bmw, cop, day, decided, driving, excuse, fast, feel, flashing, friday, guy, hair, heard, hit, lights, paperwork, ran, red, shee, shift, situation, spin, week, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 11:23 PM; by tea lady

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Please type carefully

Started by Rodgera, 10th June 2008 06:07 AM

arrival, carefully, checked, day, dead, dearest, email, faint, family, fell, floor, grieving, hot, meet, memory, monitor, note, p.s, passed, piercing, planning, prepared, rushed, scream, screen, sound, tomorrow, type, widow, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2008 06:07 AM; by Rodgera

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Somewhere Expensive.....

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th June 2008 12:38 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2008 08:45 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Barry and the policeman

Started by munruben, 6th June 2008 09:55 AM

barry, lecture, night, policeman, pub, replied, staggered, stopped, street, time, wife, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2008 07:23 PM; by Bluegum

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marriage counselling can work!

Started by damian, 5th June 2008 03:35 PM

answered, collecting, counselling, drop, dunno, elderly, finally, fish, flipping, fridays, gown, husband, lady, marriage, moment, mondays, night-gown, relate, replied, sat, silently, soup, supersex, therapist, walked, wednesdays, week, wheelchair, wife, work

Replies: 1
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 06:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

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My last argument

Started by Timmo, 4th June 2008 10:24 PM

apparently, argument, dust, fault, replied, t.v, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 10:08 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Men Do Remember Anniversaries

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd June 2008 12:19 PM

anniversaries, car, caring, chair, cheek, coffee, coming, daughter, easily, father, husband, jail, lowering, men, night, pauses, remember, replies, seat, send, sensitive, softly, solemnly, tear, tears, thinking, touched, wife, wipes, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2008 01:17 PM; by AlexS

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Wife Deals With Husbands Windy Problems

Started by WoodJunky, 1st June 2008 12:06 AM

asleep, bit, bloodstained, bowl, deals, eyes, farting, floor, god, guts, honey, husband, husbands, innards, laughing, lip, matter, morning, night, problems, sound, stop, story, told, turkey, underpants, upstairs, warned, wife, windy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,588

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 08:51 AM; by Pheonix

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Funny Mathematics

Started by WoodJunky, 1st June 2008 12:08 AM

$10, $20, argument, beginning, boss, bugging, change, dumb, employee, expecting, funny, future, happy, item, lot, love, marriage, married, marries, mathematics, pay, people, romance, smart, stop, successful, understand, wife, woman, worries

Replies: 0
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 12:08 AM; by WoodJunky

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Do you reckon that I did the right thing?

Started by Phil Spencer, 27th May 2008 05:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

agreed, agreement, begging, bond, change, changed, company, competitor, handshake, interview, job, mans, mind, money, offered, reckon, reneging, ring, talk, territory, thing, thinking, told, ute, vehicle, wheelchair, wife, wifes, word, worth

Replies: 19
Views: 3,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 11:19 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hypnotist

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th May 2008 09:11 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 09:52 PM; by munruben

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Considerate Male ??

Started by Rodgera, 24th May 2008 09:27 AM

allowing, considerate, daze, drop, embraced, eyebrow, fish, fridays, husband, kissed, male, marriage, married, moment, mondays, neglect, passionately, quietly, raised, replied, sat, shut, stand, therapist, times, watched, wednesdays, week, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2008 10:11 AM; by wheelinround

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How often?

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st May 2008 06:33 PM

advancing, advice, allan, barry, clicks, doctor, explained, fulfil, home, information, laymans, marital, mouse, returned, role, semi-annual, talk, teach, terms, understand, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2008 09:39 PM; by joe greiner

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Love Drunk People

Started by nev25, 19th May 2008 01:53 AM

300, alan, answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, calls, chance, dark, door, dressed, drunk, drunken, guy, guys, helped, loud, love, morning, people, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, standing, swing, told, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2008 06:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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The broken lawn mower

Started by wheelinround, 12th May 2008 06:07 PM

broken, busily, clever, cutting, doctors, driveway, finish, grass, handed, house, lawn, limp, minutes, mower, pair, run, scissors, sewing, short, silently, snipping, sweep, tall, time, tiny, toothbrush, walk, watched, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 2,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2008 09:12 PM; by Poppa

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Am I over reacting...

Started by Toolin Around, 8th March 2008 09:57 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ants, bug, counter, defiant, doh, dose, dumb, eating, food, hates, hell, kill, kitchen, mortein, pi55ed, poison, poisoned, preparing, pretty, reacting, reprimanded, shes, shyte, spray, spraying, story, surfaces, walk, week, wife

Replies: 21
Views: 3,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2008 12:53 PM; by Sebastiaan56

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Miracle drug

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th May 2008 08:22 PM

absolutely, allan, bed, displayed, doctor, drug, dunno, failing, fellow, happy, home, met, miracle, months, mouse, nameless, performance, remain, replied, smile, stated, stating, street, teach, told, tricks, viagra, wife, wonderful, woodies

Replies: 4
Views: 1,639

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2008 10:47 AM; by munruben

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Viagra -The Wonder Drug

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th May 2008 06:23 AM

$10, $100, $110, bottle, cabinet, called, dad;, drug, expensive, found, kids, leave, medicine, mexican, money, morning, mother, overnight, pill, pillow, pills, replied, son, sons, strong, told, viagra, visiting, wife, woodie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2008 06:23 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Drop dead poker

Started by Rodgera, 8th May 2008 03:21 PM

$500, answers, bad, cards, dead, discreet, discretion, door, drop, fallen, gentlemen, hollers, house, husband, knocks, leave, loser, lost, meet, middle, playing, poker, respect, rippington, situation, smith, table, walks, wife, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2008 08:44 AM; by Ozkaban

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Need kitchen extension idea

Started by mahela, 8th May 2008 06:53 PM

ancestral, basement, concepts, construct, converted, expect, extension, floor, friends, house, idea, indispensable, insisting, kitchen, live, location, major, possibly, property, purpose, renovating, residing, skeptic, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2008 12:06 AM; by Ashwood

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

The Truth About Ageing

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th May 2008 08:52 AM

60+, afternoon, age, ageing, basement, busy, car, common, finish, forget, handy, live, memory, menopause, olds, parked, parking, people, pregnant, retrieving, short, sleep, soundly, storing, term, tools, truth, valet, valets, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2008 11:00 AM; by Ozkaban

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Painting Guttering

Started by davidw_01, 5th May 2008 11:21 AM

advice, afford, dave, guttering, gutters, havig, house, info, paint, painting, preperation, renovated, type, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,874

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2008 08:45 PM; by davidw_01

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PAINTING

Wolf whistling Barry

Started by munruben, 4th May 2008 11:29 PM

barry, cars, chase, dogs, door, drive, front, sitting, step, whistling, wife, wolf, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2008 11:29 PM; by munruben

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merbau decking 140 x 22

Started by john diesel, 24th April 2008 11:03 PM

140, advance, approx, bundle, comments, confused, deck, decking, forget, gun, initially, john, local, merbau, metres, money, plan, putting, recoil, recommended, screws, size, spend, start, stuff, talking, tradesman, tradie, wide, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 8,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2008 09:11 PM; by UteMad

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DECKING

DIY garden pavers

Started by Cody, 30th April 2008 10:15 PM

cement, cody, colour, colouring, concrete, containers, designs, difference, dirt, diy, empty, expereince, feature, forgotten, garden, ice, idea, mosaic, nice, pavers, pebbles, premix, rounded, set, simply, smooth, square, technical, tiles, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 3,850

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2008 10:47 PM; by Planned LScape

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Her car will not start

Started by Rodgera, 30th April 2008 12:59 PM

car, carburetor, couch, evening, home, honey, house, insisted, john, lake, replied, sitting, start, told, trouble, walked, watching, water, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2008 06:06 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Moving to Port Macquarie Backloader Recomendations

Started by WillyInBris, 28th April 2008 07:25 PM

2tsup, backloader, bit, challenge, deliver, dogs, earlier, frame, fun, hoping, hospital, house, kids2, lol, love, macquarie, money, month, moving, port, provided, recomendations, rental, sale, starts, store, tenting, tight, untill, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,994

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 07:43 PM; by boban

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tony Blair Caught Travelling Without a Train Ticket.........

Started by Metal Head, 27th April 2008 09:10 PM

advisor, bank, blair, blairs, cash, caught, change, cherie, climate, company, court, doyle, fined, inspector, judge, lucrative, morgan, part-time, pay, post, prime, riding, street, ticket, tony, train, travelling, united, wall, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 05:56 PM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

cot finish , child safe

Started by rick_rine, 10th September 2005 01:11 AM

beeswax, boy, building, child, cooking, cot, cradle, days, due, fear, feared, finish, harm, hives, hope, idea, o.k, pine, rick, rubbed, safe, sheets, stained, started, suggestions, superb, thinking, time, week, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 4,970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2008 10:18 PM; by rick_rine

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FINISHING

2 Builders

Started by Claw Hama, 21st April 2008 10:02 PM

active, assume, bedroom, beer, bill, builders, built, children, explain, fred, garden, goldfish, house, logical, married, masturbate, mate, nights, offence, pond, pub, rough, scientist, sexually, size, stockbroker, suit, toilet, wife, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,731

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 10:02 PM; by Claw Hama

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Beauty

Started by Baz, 20th April 2008 08:07 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2008 08:07 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Any Fridge / Aircon techies here??

Started by ptrott, 19th April 2008 03:52 PM

advance, ago, aircon, aussie, bar, box, cools, copper, cycle, directions, egg, eggs, fair, fine, first????u, foam, fridge, heat, heaters, heats, incubator, pump, quantum, revers, silver, solder, techies, tubing, water, wife

Replies: 10
Views: 2,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2008 07:30 PM; by ptrott

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HEATING & COOLING

Knock off early

Started by Claw Hama, 19th April 2008 09:54 PM

bed, bedroom, break, caught.o, coffee, coming, couple, decided, door, early, exclaimed, foreman, guys, heard, hours, house, job, knock, leaving, left, master, noises, paddy, quietly, shocked, thursday, tim, time, tom, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2008 12:23 AM; by reef12

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JOKES

The "Middle Wife"

Started by wheelinround, 18th April 2008 04:16 PM

bed, breathe, bring, brother, camcorder, dad, day, delivers, erica, grade, had?this, hands, kid, kids, lie, lies, luke, middle, middle wife, mom, moms, pillow, pop, push, show-and-tell, starts, stuff, wall, water, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2008 04:16 PM; by wheelinround

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Marriage

Started by prozac, 18th April 2008 04:08 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2008 04:15 PM; by madrat

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JOKES

New Kitchen for Wife

Started by seafurymike, 10th April 2008 12:17 PM

american, bench, build, buy, carcasses, chose, confirm, fascias, fitted, granite, height, hoop, kitchen, lacked, managed, maple, money, painted, pictures, pine, projects, required, save, sink, tools, top, trial, underneath, wife, wood

Replies: 13
Views: 3,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 10:42 PM; by boban

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KITCHENS

New Apartment

Started by Rodgera, 17th April 2008 01:04 PM

ages, animals, answered, apartment, behaved, children, earnestly, employed, family, manager, military, professionally, property, prospective, proudly, questions, residence, single-family, tenants, twelve, unit, usual, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 01:04 PM; by Rodgera

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Reckon this will get me into trouble.

Started by Phil Spencer, 15th April 2008 09:20 PM

argument, bathroom, bill, change, children, dave, dress, expecting, funerals, future, item, items, john, kate, laura, marries, mike, money, natural, pay, people, reckon, sarah, successful, trouble, wake, weddings, wife, woman, worries

Replies: 3
Views: 1,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 09:58 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

marriage 2

Started by wheelinround, 13th April 2008 10:46 AM

blind, bus, crazy, dad, dear, father, forgive, guy, husband, life, lord, love, marriage, married, patience, pray, replied, replies, riding, rubber, son, stick, thinking, ticking, understand, walking, wife, wisdom, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2008 10:46 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

active borers

Started by sundancewfs, 12th April 2008 01:43 PM

active, batts, blitz, borer, borers, calling, ceiling, controller, dust, fresh, holes, insulation, joist, joists, moment, pest, pin, pregnant, process, removing, roof, treat, wife, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2008 08:06 AM; by sundancewfs

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

What did I do wrong

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th April 2008 04:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apparently, cuddle, dog, home, mars, night, pat, remembered, standing, started, unpack, venus, wife, wrong

Replies: 19
Views: 3,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 03:57 PM; by Koala-Man

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

lawn mower

Started by WoodJunky, 7th April 2008 11:00 PM

70785, attached, bad, beer, bought, care, days, deal, directly, drinking, enjoys, fingers, gardening, gears, green, guys, lawn, lazy, mower, mowing, picture, poor, proud, ride-on, sensitive, sit, sitting, soft, wife, wives

Replies: 1
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 11:17 AM; by Stevenp

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JOKES

Men Do Remember Anniversaries

Started by ravlord13, 3rd April 2008 08:46 PM

anniversaries, caring, caught, chair, cheek, coffee, coming, daughter, easily, father, husband, jail, men, night, paused, remember, replied, replies, seat, send, sensitive, softly, solemnly, tear, tears, thinking, touched, wife, wiped, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 10:37 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

A husbands gift

Started by nev25, 5th April 2008 11:33 AM

$250, $500, appears, balcony, gift, grief, husband, husbands, idea, iron, model, modeling, naked, negligee, pose, possibilities, price, purchase, range, refund, return, secret, sheer, shown, strikes, tomorrow, upstairs, victorias, walks, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 12:51 PM; by pitbull

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JOKES

Kids

Started by wheelinround, 6th April 2008 08:58 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 08:58 AM; by wheelinround

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Depends

Started by Stevenp, 5th April 2008 08:33 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2008 11:06 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

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