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Vincent Van Gogh

Started by Phil Spencer, 27th September 2006 09:31 AM

aunt, ballroom, bay, bird, brother, coach, constipated, country, cousin, dancing, disco, drove, flamin, gogh, grin, half, loved, lover, mexican, nephew, niece, psychoanalyst, stage, tan, travels, uncle, van, vincent, wellsfar, winnie

Replies: 12
Views: 2,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 11:58 PM; by Green Woodchips

Forum:
JOKES

Architrave Rebate

Started by DavidC, 21st September 2006 01:11 PM

20mm, 2mm, 30mm, architrave, architraves, bother, depth, gap, half, inch, mill, milling, money, rebate, router, save, suitable, timber, waiting, week, wide

Replies: 4
Views: 3,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2006 10:23 AM; by Sigidi

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Render

Started by Cobber, 7th September 2006 03:16 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 2,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2006 04:05 PM; by Cobber

Forum:
PLASTERING

The Cookie Thief. Author unknown.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 31st August 2006 09:23 PM

absolutely, airport, author, bag, believed, belongings, book, called, cookie, cookies, discover, eyes, flight, galled, gate, gathered, gratitude, grief, half, headed, ingrate, lives, nerve, refusing, relief, rude, sighed, thief, true, unknown

Replies: 7
Views: 2,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 02:41 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Fire levy - how much do you pay?

Started by journeyman Mick, 29th August 2006 12:33 AM

$20, $30, 20c, 50%, annum, brigade, citing, discussed, equates, extra, fire, half, increase, levy, live, meeting, mick, newspaper, opposition, pay, paying, price, property, raise, raising, rateable, total, week, week.eek, weekend

Replies: 11
Views: 1,811

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 10:54 AM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Some from Benny

Started by bennylaird, 30th August 2006 08:29 AM

barber, benny, bill, customers, days, door, eyes, favor, follow, friend, guy, haircut, half, head, hey, hour, hours, house, hysterically, laughing, leaves, left, looked, returned, shop, stuck, tears, wait, week

Replies: 5
Views: 1,621

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2006 09:07 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

Me and my Triton Workstation - Warning - Graphic Images

Started by PenRex, 23rd August 2006 03:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

blade, captain, control, cut, cutting, day, feeling, fortunately, graphic, half, hand, handed, images, knuckle, learnt, left, months, obeyed, quickly, screw, sunday, surgery, thumb, time, tip, triton, warning, wood, workshop, workstation

Replies: 21
Views: 5,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2006 08:18 AM; by rocabig

Forum:
SAFETY

Long post about a dance

Started by Terry B, 11th August 2006 04:56 PM

arm, butch, butcher, chief, circle, creek, crew, dance, days, dirt, film, forced, guy, half, head, huge, long, mate, mountains, natives, pass, post, reached, rock, spirits, track, tree, village, world, yer

Replies: 9
Views: 2,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2006 10:24 PM; by dazzler

Forum:
JOKES

bob's retirment

Started by goat, 19th August 2006 10:46 AM

aging, arrested, beverly, bob, break, club, cold, difficult, dinner, eating, extra, finished, found, golf, half, home, hour, job, lunch, oversensitive, rest, retirment, sit, table, tact, time, wife, women, worse, yell

Replies: 2
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2006 10:33 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
JOKES

Stories from the confessional

Started by Eddie Jones, 18th August 2006 11:27 AM

bad, bless, boy, catholic, confessional, cut, drink, f@$^&%, father, finished, forgiven, fronted, guy, half, inside, juice, lad, lemons, night, priest, purchase, sex, smirk, squeeze, stories, swallow, wipe, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 11:27 AM; by Eddie Jones

Forum:
JOKES

Moving collar ties

Started by Mcblurter, 31st July 2006 01:38 PM

advice, altogether, archives, barry, bolt, cheers, collar, double, extra, half, hazards, hoping, length, link, mcblurter, move, moving, nailing, original, rafter, remove, safe, searched, shift, strength, study, terminology, thinking, ties, white

Replies: 5
Views: 3,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2006 03:54 PM; by Termite

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

The loss of a finger

Started by swiftden, 10th May 2006 09:34 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

alot, amputated, assessed, awhile, bit, cover, durden, edge, feeling, finger, half, hand, inform, left, loss, moment, pacemaker, planer, rushed, sadly, save, shed, skin, sore, specialist, stiches, tuesday, typing, unable, worse

Replies: 46
Views: 9,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2006 12:27 PM; by meerkat

Forum:
SAFETY

Kitchen Help

Started by Rodgera, 9th August 2006 10:08 PM

bottles, bowl, coke, cordial, day, decided, dinner, earth, empty, found, fridge, funnel, half, home, house, husband, jelly, kitchen, lime, putting, refrigerator, rest, returned, salad, searched, sister, started, store, suddenly, transferred

Replies: 0
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2006 10:08 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

I done a stupid thing

Started by Ironwood, 2nd August 2006 06:13 PM

$75, bounced, clean, cone, days, dislodge, doctors, drive, edge, eye, faceshield, gal, glasses, half, hour, jigsaw, kicking, mad, meant, metal, minutes, piece, proceedings, sake, saved, stupid, thing, town, trouble, wife

Replies: 12
Views: 2,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2006 03:21 PM; by Al B

Forum:
SAFETY

transfering lpg gas

Started by durwood, 18th July 2006 05:48 PM

anymore, bleeder, bottle, bottles, company, connection, cylinder, due, empty, equal, gas, half, ins, join, keen, lousy, lpg, move, moved, outs, pressure, reach, real, rent, service, size, transfer, transfered, transfering, valve

Replies: 6
Views: 4,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2006 07:18 PM; by durwood

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fencing... the big question~!

Started by Mike Novice, 18th July 2006 09:55 PM

$6k, aghast, anther, antoher, big, bloke, construction, entails, expensive, fence, fencing, foreman, forward, front, gate, half, helped, job, limitations, mike, odd, pine, pretty, question, question~, quoted, straight, swmbo, weeks, yall

Replies: 5
Views: 2,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2006 10:50 PM; by Mike Novice

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

the genie

Started by Ian007, 15th July 2006 12:10 PM

12-inch, absolutely, bag, bic, bucks, climbed, clouds, deaf, deaf?sorry, ducks, flying, friend, genie, golf, granted?just, half, happened, hidden, lighter, looked, means, million, moments, overhead, pulled, sky, suddenly, sun, thunder, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 12:50 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

groat

Started by powderpost, 11th July 2006 11:43 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2006 11:41 AM; by DanP

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tiling Course

Started by Stu, 26th June 2006 08:34 PM

advice, afternoons, cheers, consists, expo, half, homebase, hoping, house, mtrs], recess, recommendations, retile, shower, stu, tile, tiling, worth, [100sq

Replies: 6
Views: 7,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2006 11:48 PM; by Metal Head

Forum:
TILING

What method to attach gyp to studs

Started by Sirgillespie, 27th June 2006 09:40 PM

attach, ceiling, day, goin, gun, gyp, gyprocking, half, hilti, hiring, method, plugs, questioning, ready, reckon, screws, secureness, studs, wall, whatcha, wondering, worth

Replies: 6
Views: 2,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2006 03:25 AM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
PLASTERING

Soldering plumbing attachments

Started by FlyingDuck, 26th June 2006 11:50 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accessories, accessory, attachments, attempts, beat, copper, correcting, day, dozen, elbow, half, hand, hang, hints, joint, joints, loose, mess, mooving, plumbing, position, reheat, solder, soldering, solve, t-piece

Replies: 16
Views: 3,472

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2006 10:43 PM; by savage

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

England v Trinadad & Tobago

Started by rtfarty, 17th June 2006 10:10 AM

aussies, australia, beaten, brought, commonwealth, country, cricket, england, game, half, holding, hope, hurting, kiwis, laughter, london, lot, lounge, night, quiet, rugby, run, score, scored, soccer, time, tobago, tomorrow, trinadad, watching

Replies: 5
Views: 1,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2006 09:40 AM; by bitingmidge

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

thoughts for the day

Started by Ivor, 5th June 2006 11:57 AM

bad, brakes, day, death, deeper, eagles, engines, film, half, hand, happened, horn, jet, laziness, memory, ocean, pays, people, percent, person, photographic, remember, repair, scared, soar, speak, sponges, sucked, thoughts, weasels

Replies: 0
Views: 1,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2006 11:57 AM; by Ivor

Forum:
JOKES

capturing dust from drilling holes.

Started by BobL, 28th May 2006 02:55 AM

angle, appropriately, bin, bulk, capturing, careful, chuck, clean, couple, damp, dampness, drill, drilling, dust, falls, fold, half, happy, hold, holes, house, inside, junk, newspaper, paper, saturated, situation, soak, stick, time

Replies: 4
Views: 2,675

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2006 04:12 PM; by Iain

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Koi Watercolour Painting.....

Started by laudesan, 22nd May 2006 03:46 PM

absolute, arches, artist, ball, brendan, brisbane, cold, comments, folks, furniture, grade, half, husband, koi, living, makes, painted, painting, paints, paper, post, pressed, sheet, spoilt, started, technique, thread, watercolour, watercolourist, woodworker

Replies: 6
Views: 1,993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2006 09:08 PM; by laudesan

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

6m beam span + extra pitch

Started by luke p, 15th May 2006 09:32 PM

22.5, added, attaching, beam, bow, catch, centre, eventually, extra, flat, guys, half, hear, house, meter, meteres, pergola, pitch, pitched, post, rafter, roof, short, size, spacing, span, top, weight, wondering

Replies: 5
Views: 6,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2006 12:35 PM; by julianx

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Teenagers and their pants

Started by Wongo, 15th May 2006 01:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

confused, deal, dirty, don’t, floor, half, literally, loose, mopping, pants, rotted, teenagers, underpants, understand, wear, what’s

Replies: 16
Views: 2,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2006 08:08 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Two-part Question

Started by Rodgera, 12th May 2006 06:32 PM

american, answer, anticipation, approvingly, audience, bob, confused, dollars, easier, eek, grew, half, happen?eek, history, host, nervous, night, nodded, noticeably, played, question, rolleyes, rule, safe, silent, stab, subject, town, two-part, twopart

Replies: 1
Views: 2,643

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 07:17 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

Eve's Side of the Story

Started by echnidna, 11th May 2006 10:23 PM

animals, body, breast, breasts, bushes, create, creation, eden, eve, eves, ewe, favorite, fix, garden, god, half, immediately, mate, middle, overlooked, passed, reached, removed, replied, story, tit, tossed, useless, visited, weeks

Replies: 4
Views: 1,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 07:15 PM; by coastie

Forum:
JOKES

Fill In Large Hole in Wall

Started by nesbit, 9th May 2006 11:54 AM

advice, aircon, cycle, fill, half, hanging, hole, large, left, offer, practice, rebrick, removed, removing, reverse, style, units, wall, weight, worry

Replies: 2
Views: 7,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2006 07:59 PM; by Jacksin

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Domain hosts

Started by Waldo, 10th May 2006 03:15 PM

approvals, bill, billable, change, clients, contact, displeasure, domain, email, emails, finally, finger, flamming, gday, half, hosts, hours, immense, implamenting, jobs, losing, lost, mad, mind, pull, recieve, recieved, rely, roll, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2006 03:23 PM; by Felder

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Falling Asleep In Sunday School

Started by DaveInOz, 23rd May 2003 11:21 AM

adam, asleep, ass, break, children, christ, day, died, eve, fall, falling, falls, gonna, half, jesus, late, lord, pencil, poke, pokes, rick, school, screams, shove, sleep, stay, sunday, teacher, time, tomorrow

Replies: 5
Views: 2,848

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2006 09:20 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

Deep..... very deep!

Started by Christopha, 28th April 2006 10:21 PM

believed, birdseed, car, catholic, cheaply, child, courteous, deep, feed, free, freeway, gifts, grows, gullible, half, heart, hell, home, live, mass, merge, planted, polite, protons, sidesaddle, someones, synonym, teach, told, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2006 10:21 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Badly weathered exterior wooden door

Started by pjreno, 16th April 2006 06:06 PM

apply, badly, door, due, estapol, exterior, gloss, half, ideas, lack, layer, losing, maintenance, paint, painted, peeled, remove, rest, solid, top, underneath, weathered, wood, wooden

Replies: 4
Views: 2,710

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2006 10:23 PM; by scooter

Forum:
PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

"Cheap" and the Australian Ethos

Started by bitingmidge, 27th December 2005 06:57 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

apricot, aussie, australian, battery, buy, cheap, converting, cost, costs, daggy, drills, eek, ethos, favourite, fella, forbid, half, heaven, knife, life, philosopher, piece, planes, pocket, shilling, string, thread, threads, versions, wired

Replies: 39
Views: 5,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2006 11:15 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Melbourne HELP!!

Started by Groggy, 14th April 2006 12:35 PM

15-20mm, applies, appreciated, closed, exposed, filler, friday, fuel, half, head, hex, late, melbourne, pppppp, ruddy, screws, shops, tank, tec, ute, werribee

Replies: 3
Views: 1,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2006 04:23 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Alzheimers or Parkinsons???

Started by rtfarty, 14th April 2006 08:24 AM

alzheimers, beer, forget, half, parkinsons, spill

Replies: 0
Views: 1,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2006 08:24 AM; by rtfarty

Forum:
JOKES

Used air cleaner giveaway

Started by BobL, 5th April 2006 10:01 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 2,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2006 10:23 PM; by scooter

Forum:
SAFETY

blue heelers is back

Started by ss_11000, 1st April 2006 07:48 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ago, blue, eleven, eps, gomad, half, heard, heelers, love, missed, question, returning, season, seasonconfused, started, tonightcool, true, yayd, yrs

Replies: 24
Views: 2,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2006 08:48 PM; by Studley 2436

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

"Strait-line" laser level

Started by Eddie Jones, 29th March 2006 05:19 PM

appreciated, assuming, computer, consign, corners, degrees, eddie, floor, greatly, half, horizontal, laser, level, line, managed, mouse, moves, murray, paper, projects, rotated, rotation, sitting, size, smart, strait-line, straitline, toy, vertical, wall

Replies: 5
Views: 6,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2006 08:58 PM; by woodbe

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Lesson in Business

Started by Phil Spencer, 26th March 2006 09:30 AM

$1000, accepts, agreeing, agrees, bastard, boyfriend, business, call, calls, coins, dollars, entirety, fast, finally, girl, girlfriend, half, happened, hour, johnny, lesson, management, minutes, money, pants, pick, proposal, screwed, time, waiting

Replies: 6
Views: 2,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2006 03:40 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Ladies and Gentlemen: Time please.

Started by RETIRED, 25th March 2006 10:30 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apply, astounded, attacks, bat, check, checked, cocked, deleted, gentlemen, half, hastily, idea, ladies, manner, original, person, personal, post, posting, posts, remember, rep, reply, replying, reverted, rules, score, slather, thread, time

Replies: 18
Views: 3,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2006 07:04 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

advice

Started by edwinn, 20th March 2006 04:42 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2006 03:56 PM; by silentC

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Sharing

Started by rtfarty, 17th March 2006 10:13 AM

afford, burger, buy, carefully, continued, couple, detail, eat, elderly, everthing, finally, half, hamburger, husband, menu, offered, offering, replied, resturant, shared, sharing, sit, teeth, thanked, touch, waiting, watch, wife, woman, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 10:13 AM; by rtfarty

Forum:
JOKES

painting colourbond?

Started by fixa24, 14th February 2006 02:59 PM

brushes, cheers, colour, colourbond, experience, gagrage, half, house, howdy, lower, match, paint, painting, placing, putting, simon, story, unfortunatelt

Replies: 2
Views: 4,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2006 11:13 AM; by mudgutts

Forum:
PAINTING

What can you get for $250

Started by bitingmidge, 15th February 2006 10:55 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$250, $250.00, boat, bridge, cheers, comment, concert, construction, discovered, foot, half, harbour, internet, involving, ipod, money, months, nano, pdracer, pretty, price, racing, rolling, started, stones, sydney, tech, ticket, walk, wasted

Replies: 31
Views: 4,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2006 11:22 AM; by knucklehead

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Poor man's security system

Started by Baz, 3rd February 2006 05:56 PM

ammo, ammunition, boots, buy, dish, disturb, dog, door, front, half, hour, install, jacko, leave, man, mans, mens, mike, note, pair, pissed, pitbulls, poor, poor-mans, second-hand, security, store, system, they’re, wormed

Replies: 3
Views: 1,862

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2006 12:46 AM; by Tikki

Forum:
JOKES

Floorboard Finishing

Started by Hootsmon, 2nd February 2006 03:52 PM

application, ash, based, boards, cabots, cheers, clean, darker, due, ease, finish, finishing, fixed, floorboard, half, house, match, noe, replaced, rest, rot, sanding, smell, stain, suggestions, urethane, varnish, vic, water, wet

Replies: 2
Views: 1,898

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2006 03:29 PM; by Hootsmon

Forum:
FLOORING

Tins of [insert type] Finish

Started by Paul H, 31st January 2006 07:25 PM

bang, bashing, biggish, brush, dozen, drained, excess, finish, half, insert, knock, lid, mathematical, money, nail, oil, paint, rim, runny, saving, splatters, stuff, swmboeek, tin, tins, type, type], varnish, wiping, [insert

Replies: 10
Views: 2,746

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2006 02:22 PM; by Studley 2436

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Eight Engineering Jokes - some of these may be old...

Started by CameronPotter, 25th January 2006 09:54 AM

architect, artist, beautiful, bike, broke, civil, doctor, engineer, engineering, engineers, enjoyed, frog, glass, greens, half, jokes, keeper, kiss, mechanical, mistress, pastor, play, pocket, princess, slow, stay, time, understanding, waiting, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 3,028

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 03:48 PM; by graemet

Forum:
JOKES

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