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Birth Of a Lizard!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 28th August 2008 06:13 PM

agreed, babies, bert, birth, boy, breathe, cage, cruel, dad, demanded, ernie, ernies, foot, giggle, kids, laughter, lizard, lizards, lying, male, noted, peered, pulling, son, story, tiny, told, urged, vet, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2008 12:23 AM; by tea lady

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Looking for my Wife

Started by Ozkaban, 20th August 2008 02:29 PM

chees, coincidence, collide, dark, dave, desperate, excuse, guys, hair, legs, mind, moving, shes, supermarket, tall, trolleys, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 2,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2008 05:22 PM; by chrisrjones5456

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Hi.

Started by PeteMan, 23rd August 2008 11:28 PM

boats, bore, continue, decent, figured, finally, forum, furniture, hobby, kids, peter, question, start, started, time, wife, wood, woodworking

Replies: 2
Views: 963

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2008 04:59 PM; by prozac

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Loose change

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st August 2008 11:31 AM

$144, allan, bag, bar, barman, cartons, change, coins, confidently, congratulated, door, estimate, found, front, guess, john, johns, leave, loose, milk, money, morning, munruben, pick, plastic, pub, quick, replied, responded, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 11:32 PM; by joe greiner

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The International Council Of Man Laws.

Started by WoodJunky, 6th June 2008 09:25 PM

acceptable, balls, beer, birthday, buy, car, choice, circumstances, conversation, council, drink, drive, free, friends, game, guts, guy, guys, home, international, late, laws, man, mates, night, situations, sports, stopwatch, watch, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 2,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 09:11 PM; by Ashore

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Hello from Sydney

Started by u9026a, 20th August 2008 05:32 PM

brit, clocks, forum, forward, found, house, idea, including, job, learning, living, lot, loves, major, middle, north, planning, pocket, renovation, run, secretly, shores, steve, sydney, usual, webmaster, websites, wife, woodworking, workshop

Replies: 8
Views: 1,955

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 12:26 PM; by Ed Reiss

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G'Day from the Goldie

Started by KingfishKing, 19th August 2008 05:08 PM

appreciated, buy, coast, core, door, expressed, finding, forum, gday, gold, goldie, house, installing, kitchen, leading, plans, process, questions, reached, relief, renovating, results, solid, stable, stress, weeks, wife, world, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 09:42 AM; by artme

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a Texas Salesman

Started by WoodJunky, 19th August 2008 12:14 AM

boat, boss, buy, chris, civic, coast, craft, customers, day, department, dude, expedition, fish, fishing, guy, honda, hook, job, kid, rod, sales, salesman, shot, sold, tampons, texas, told, weekends, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2008 12:14 AM; by WoodJunky

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The Buttocks

Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 11:40 AM

beauty, body, buttocks, cheek, darling, day, dear, doctor, donate, emotion, friends, graft, handsome, husband, kiss, mans, mother, offered, overcome, possibly, relatives, repay, replied, sacrifice, secret, skin, skinny, time, wife, youthful

Replies: 3
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2008 10:25 AM; by wheelinround

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Soap making suppliers.

Started by munruben, 29th July 2008 03:59 PM

base, brisbane, buy, caustic, glycerin, lye, making, melt, pour, process, queensland, soap, soda, stuff, suitable, supermarket, suppliers, supplies, told, wife, wondering

Replies: 11
Views: 9,870

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2008 09:45 AM; by munruben

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I am confused and need some advice from the woodworking women

Started by Phil Spencer, 27th July 2008 10:57 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

advice, belgium, broken, btw, business, calls, card, causealga, chocolates, code, condition, confused, explain, google, happening, kilo, left, letter, letters, love, nurses, pain, phil, rehabilitation, sensitisation, station, wife, wifes, women, woodworking

Replies: 49
Views: 6,975

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 02:16 PM; by DavidG

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Allans night out..

Started by munruben, 13th August 2008 09:30 PM

allan, allans, chair, coat, cold, dear, door, eagerly, heater, love, night, pub, smiled, t.v, wallan, watching, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2008 09:30 PM; by munruben

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What a world

Started by wheelinround, 7th August 2008 09:46 AM

1.54am, 3.625kgs/8lbs, 52cm/21in, baby, boy, christian, daddoh, dddddthen, eldest, fair, fil, grandad, hair, health, laid, life, mathias, mum, photo, pop/me;, rest, son, torment, tuesday, wife, world

Replies: 11
Views: 2,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2008 10:59 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Medical services for country people...

Started by Steve Fryar, 5th August 2008 07:02 AM

$arm, badly, bruised.they, clear.just, consult, country, doctor, fractures, god, health, incorrectly.she, medical, ones.the, orthopaedic, paramedic, people, phoneo, photos, private, services, set, somewhere.the, surgeon, text, weeks, wife, xrays$

Replies: 4
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2008 01:14 PM; by Steve Fryar

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Barry's neighbour's dog.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd August 2008 02:05 PM

allan, announced, barking, barry, barrys, bed, dog, door, finally, hours, jumped, lying, missus, neighbour, neighbours, replied, sleep, wife, yard

Replies: 2
Views: 1,554

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2008 09:12 PM; by joe greiner

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Newbie

Started by Hick, 2nd August 2008 05:46 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2008 08:43 AM; by jerryc

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new building

Started by crazy chris, 1st August 2008 06:26 PM

bad, brake, building, built, buying, canoe, canoes, chris, eureka, found, gently, ideas, live, north, past, plans, post, scotland, set, site, stornoway, weather, web, west, wife, wild, wood, workers, world, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2008 08:56 PM; by crazy chris

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The $80 tap washer

Started by Ron Dunn, 24th July 2008 05:58 PM

$80, 22mm, close, convince, couple, grab, grumpy, hole, hours, minutes, multi-grips, nearest, nut, race, replace, sealer, set, shifter, shops, silicone, store, symmetrical, tap, tiles, time, tool, washer, washers, water, wife

Replies: 13
Views: 3,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2008 03:36 PM; by artme

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new member

Started by ronhampton, 21st July 2008 07:29 AM

&that, ,but, bought, christmas, contribute, gday, georgia.i, hampton, hope, lathe, little.i, live, member, on.talk, pens, started, step, u.s.a, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2008 03:55 AM; by ronhampton

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G'day! from the shed man.

Started by the_shed_man, 16th July 2008 08:29 AM

accident, bike, brew, carpenters, cheers, day, electric-powered, finish, fishing, francis, gday, herreshof, man, maroochy, mean-time, minnie, noosa, occasion, qld], rivers, shed, sons, sunny, tbc, tender, tinny, tools, wife, yatch, [obiquitous

Replies: 4
Views: 1,989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2008 06:03 PM; by Cent-A-Wood

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What do you call this?

Started by Waznme, 20th July 2008 03:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ago, attach, call, couch, difficult, game, gday, grandparents-in-law, inherited, lessen, photos, restore, thingo, waz, wife

Replies: 17
Views: 6,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2008 11:45 AM; by Bloss

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Cafe/Bistro/Restaurant Recommendations In Melbourne

Started by Metal Head, 19th July 2008 11:39 PM

ages, appreciated2tsup, avoidwink, bistro, cafe, cafe/bistro/restaurant, cheap, cheers, eats, head, melbourne, mention, metal, mixed, recommend, recommendations, recommended, reply, restaurant, results, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2008 09:29 PM; by AlexS

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Spaghetti...

Started by WoodJunky, 19th July 2008 08:45 PM

arrange, begin, card, child, confused, day, explain, extra, fainted, home, husband, italy, meatballs, months, obeyed, payments, post, read, received, sauce, send, spaghetti, strange, support, watched, white, wife, write, written

Replies: 1
Views: 1,394

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2008 09:11 PM; by tea lady

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The ultimate Woody's Lament

Started by Rodgera, 18th July 2008 07:46 PM

complete, doc, doctor, english, examination, house, lament, lazy, medical, plain, replied, term, told, ultimate, wife, woody, woodys, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2008 11:46 AM; by Dennis Millard

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The Great White Shark

Started by Metal Head, 18th July 2008 07:47 PM

2003, birkdale, britain, british, collection, driving, fine, golf, golfer, great, greg, guidelines, hand-held, held, incident, jail, media, message, mobile, norman, offenders, outlawed, overnight, police, policeman, shark, teed, told, white, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2008 11:43 AM; by Gingermick

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New Member

Started by kayu, 2nd August 2005 07:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

afraid, ago, bali, bali/indonesia, based, bit, bought, chinese, choosing, drill-press, finally, hard, holland, in-one, kayu, lot, member, missing, moulder, offcourse, planer/thicknesser, projects, quality, sander, slotboring, stationairy, tablesaw, time, toolshops, wife

Replies: 21
Views: 4,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2008 08:53 PM; by kayu

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Tetnus shot

Started by Barry_White, 16th July 2008 11:16 PM

answers, begins, behavior, coat, coat.his, couch, doctor, heck, immediately, mid-eighties, nope, positioning, putting, replies, rocker, rusty, shot, sick, start, starts, struggles, stuff, tetanus, tetnus, unexpected, viagra, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 2,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 08:33 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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The Hotel Bill

Started by Barry_White, 16th July 2008 11:14 PM

$400.00, $450.00, agrees, bad, bill, charged, check, cheque, clerk, complains, entertainers, eventually, exclaims, explain, explains, famous, hollywood, hotel, hours, husband, manager, matter, nice, replies, road, sir, sleeping, stop, tells, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,836

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 08:32 PM; by Ozkaban

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Communication in marriage

Started by Rodgera, 15th July 2008 08:29 PM

act, arts, chatting, college, communicates, communication, communications, counseling, explained, friends, husband, listening, major, majored, marriage, party, relationship, subject, theater, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2008 01:01 PM; by rrich

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Extravagance

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th July 2008 10:38 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2008 10:38 AM; by Barry Hicks

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The expensive suit

Started by munruben, 9th July 2008 05:48 PM

astonishment, attractive, black, blank, blonde, blue, charge, check, compensate, cost, dressed, excellent, expensive, exquisite, grateful, heads, honestly, husband, husbands, job, left, looked, mortician, nice, shortl, spend, suit, switched, wearing, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,718

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 11:36 PM; by joe greiner

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A long drink

Started by Woodwould, 9th July 2008 02:56 PM

ago, boyfriend, celebrating, drink, drunk, drunk22, god, hear, heard, long, nearby, person, reunion, school, sighed, sitting, sober, split, staring, swigging, table, understand, wife, wife;

Replies: 0
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 02:56 PM; by Woodwould

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Journeyman Mick on the Gold Coast

Started by dai sensei, 5th July 2008 07:12 PM

2tsup, brava, caught, cheers, coast, eating, family, feasts, friends, gold, guess, happy, heaps, holidaying, home, journeyman, leathers, left-overs, life, lousy, lunch, mango, mate, mick, rainy, top, weather, week, wife, wine

Replies: 2
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2008 08:40 PM; by RufflyRustic

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Pants

Started by Rodgera, 1st July 2008 03:27 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2008 03:27 PM; by Rodgera

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Doctor's waiting room

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th June 2008 08:02 PM

account, allan, annoyed, clicks, clothes, commented, complaining, constant, disgusting, doctor, doctors, mouse, pay, protested, rays, reluctantly, repeated, replied, request, room, sore, stop, teach, throat, told, totally, wait, waiting, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 08:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Morris and his wife Ester went to the state fair

Started by WoodJunky, 24th June 2008 10:43 PM

chance, charge, daredevil, dollars, entire, ester, esther, fair, fancy, fell, fifty, golly, heard, helicopter, impressed, kinds, landed, maneuvers, morris, overheard, pilot, quiet, replied, ride, state, tricks, truth, wife, word, yell

Replies: 1
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 09:31 AM; by Ozkaban

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Underwear dust

Started by Elbow, 20th June 2008 05:47 PM

allan, appeared, april, bathroom, clothes, cloud, comment, drawer, dust, evening, fast, funny, grow, hell, hollered, husband, miracle, pair, powder, replied, shook, slim, snicker, start, talcum, thinking, underwear, washing, wife, _-fh-

Replies: 3
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2008 12:19 AM; by tea lady

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Rushed to hospital

Started by Rodgera, 20th June 2008 09:39 PM

bring, choice, comfortable, hold, home, hospital, imagine, item, items, list, pick, rush, rushed, smile, underwear, unexpectedly, wife, worried, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2008 09:39 PM; by Rodgera

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Hurry Up!

Started by Rodgera, 20th June 2008 11:53 AM

allan, courageous, dear, dentist, extract, hurry, impressed, interrupted, novocain, pulled, quickly, sore, tooth, vacation, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2008 05:56 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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A nice night out

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th June 2008 10:12 AM

allan, barry, books, change, clicks, front, heels, home, idea, kick, leave, light, mouse, nice, night, quietly, reading, replied, sitting, t.v, teach, watching, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2008 10:12 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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John's TV

Started by Rodgera, 18th June 2008 01:55 AM

big-screen, birthday, chair, closer, john, johns, moved, tvs, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2008 10:53 PM; by joe greiner

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The Cow From Wallan

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th June 2008 08:20 AM

bought, bull, buy, considered, cow, decided, distant, dumbfounded, eye, found, happening, local, matter, mentioned, milk, move, munruben, people, quest, replied, rubens, told, upset, vet, victoria, village, wallan, wallen, wife, wise

Replies: 3
Views: 1,918

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2008 12:40 PM; by fenderbelly

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Crossword addict

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th June 2008 09:29 PM

addict, allan, answered, bed, clicks, crossword, crosswords, heard, letters, loves, makes, mouse, night, noise, possums, ray, rays, roof, run, slight, talks, teach, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2008 12:57 AM; by Rodgera

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She asked the question!

Started by fenderbelly, 15th June 2008 11:41 AM

asked, body, hubby, humour, naked, pretty, question, replies, sense, sexy, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 03:11 PM; by echnidna

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Died In His Sleep

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th June 2008 07:20 AM

bed, bloody, chook, deal, died, egg, explained, explode, feeling, happen, head, heard, hell, home, inside, laid, lay, overwhelming, ovulating, peter, relax, rooster, send, shout, sleep, smack, uncomfortable, wake, wheelin, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 2,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2008 07:52 PM; by WoodJunky

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new BMW

Started by weisyboy, 12th June 2008 08:23 PM

13th, 150, afraid, baught, bloke, blue, bmw, cop, day, decided, driving, excuse, fast, feel, flashing, friday, guy, hair, heard, hit, lights, paperwork, ran, red, shee, shift, situation, spin, week, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 11:23 PM; by tea lady

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Please type carefully

Started by Rodgera, 10th June 2008 06:07 AM

arrival, carefully, checked, day, dead, dearest, email, faint, family, fell, floor, grieving, hot, meet, memory, monitor, note, p.s, passed, piercing, planning, prepared, rushed, scream, screen, sound, tomorrow, type, widow, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2008 06:07 AM; by Rodgera

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Somewhere Expensive.....

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th June 2008 12:38 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2008 08:45 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Barry and the policeman

Started by munruben, 6th June 2008 09:55 AM

barry, lecture, night, policeman, pub, replied, staggered, stopped, street, time, wife, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2008 07:23 PM; by Bluegum

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marriage counselling can work!

Started by damian, 5th June 2008 03:35 PM

answered, collecting, counselling, drop, dunno, elderly, finally, fish, flipping, fridays, gown, husband, lady, marriage, moment, mondays, night-gown, relate, replied, sat, silently, soup, supersex, therapist, walked, wednesdays, week, wheelchair, wife, work

Replies: 1
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 06:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

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