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To be Eight Again

Started by Baz, 25th November 2005 06:22 PM

adventure, bed, birthday, coke, collapsed, dog, dress, drink, epic, exhausted, fabulous, favourite, finally, home, hot, husband, leaned, lolly, love, lovingly, m&ms, park, popcorn, precious, smile, story, theme, twit, wife, wobbled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 06:11 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Tragedy

Started by Daddles, 27th November 2005 10:06 AM

accident, air, bloody, blown, boy, bush, carrying, children, classes, discussion, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, force, hand, loss, president, primary, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, struck, tragedy, visited, visiting, voice, volunteered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 10:06 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Too bad.....

Started by Breslauer, 26th November 2005 08:58 AM

1st, 2nd, alive, attack, attic, bad, basement, beds, checked, closet, death, died, exhausted, finally, freezer, froze, happened, heart, home, horrible, house, keeled, looked, quit, ran, running, searched, started, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2005 11:29 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Petrol prices - just the facts...

Started by simplicio, 1st November 2005 06:43 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1990, 1990s, attached, deal, doc, eek, facts, finally, graphing, pdf, petrol, prices, puchase, recorded, sad, true

Replies: 18
Views: 2,967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2005 01:36 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Yanks have finally found Osama bin Laden

Started by Kev Y., 30th October 2005 03:10 PM

bin, finally, found, laden, osama, yanks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2005 03:42 PM; by Wild Dingo

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JOKES

Farm boy

Started by Bluegum, 28th October 2005 10:49 AM

accident, accidentally, agreed, boy, break, corn, dinner, eat, farm, farmer, feel, finally, found, hearty, hey, insisted, lot, meal, mighty, nearby, nonsense, overturned, replied, road, son, thanked, tipped, upset, wagon, willie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,668

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2005 10:49 AM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

To rob a Bank

Started by Kev Y., 23rd October 2005 09:43 PM

ankles, attempting, bank, blonde, breathed, brunette, car, decided, door, dropped, drove, finally, guard, gun, heavily, passenger, plan, ran, reach, remember, rob, rope, safe, security, shut, stop, tied, waited, yeah, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2005 09:43 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

how bright is george bush

Started by julianx, 1st October 2005 08:01 PM

accident, brazilian, brazillion, briefing, bright, bush, concludes, daily, display, donald, emotion, exclaims, finally, george, giving, hands, head, killed, nervously, president, rumsfeld, sits, soldiers, staff, stunned, terrible, watching, yesterday

Replies: 7
Views: 1,960

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2005 12:59 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
JOKES

EEE Ultra shine + danish oil + shellawax cream

Started by EMistral, 29th September 2005 11:38 AM

apply, applying, basically, cabinet, combination, cream, curio, danish, eee, effect, eric, expect, finally, finished, finishing, knowing, layers, mentionned, oil, providing, ready, result, shellawax, shine, simple, tonight, type, ubeaut, ultra, ultrashine

Replies: 4
Views: 4,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2005 10:13 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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FINISHING

how old am I?

Started by Geoff Dean, 19th September 2005 12:57 PM

amazed, blurts, bra, clerk, completes, counter, couple, curiosity, empty, finally, girl, hands, home, incredible, line, mad, mcdonalds, minutes, nope, promise, question, replies, responds, silence, squeeze, stops, street, wait, waiting, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2005 12:57 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Oops

Started by Baz, 18th September 2005 10:49 AM

astounded, bank, blurted, book, cash, certificates, charged, deposits, evidence, explained, faced, finally, found, handed, holdings, husband, idea, investments, issued, million, multiplied, oops, savings, shot, speak, totaling, voice, wife, worth

Replies: 2
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2005 11:36 AM; by Baz

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JOKES

Shopping for the wife

Started by Tikki, 10th September 2005 10:11 PM

bra, bras, buy, day, eighths, figured, finally, fore, hat, heard, heart, lady, left, maam, measure, measured, measurement, positive, shed, shop, shopping, six-and-seven-eighths, size, start, store, told, walked, wife, womens, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,554

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2005 11:32 PM; by ele__13

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JOKES

Like the Bride's Nighty!

Started by bitingmidge, 2nd August 2005 12:26 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

armed, biting, blue, bride, brides, brittle, busier, catching, day, drop, dropped, eventually, finally, home, jointer, marples, methinks, midge, miss, moriarty, nighty, organise, peanut, rellos, return, round, train, whew, wongos, yep

Replies: 72
Views: 7,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 10:02 PM; by vsquizz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Maintaining the finish

Started by Gavin04, 30th August 2005 12:39 PM

advice, bed, bottle, expensive, feast, finally, finish, funiture, furniture, gavin, jarrah, maintaining, mart, nice, oil, oiled, picked, polish, polished, recommend, sanded, satin, shop, starting, stuff, suitable, tung, urethane, watsons, wonderfully

Replies: 3
Views: 1,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2005 03:05 PM; by Gumby

Forum:
FINISHING

Cork Flooring

Started by Hootsmon, 5th September 2005 10:32 PM

2.5m, adhesive, apply, boards, carpet, coats, comments, commit, contact, convinced, cork, couple, dunny, finally, floor, flooring, gloss, hardwood, intend, laying, lightly, masonite, melbs, missuss, sand, sanding, tiles, timber, toilet, urethane

Replies: 7
Views: 2,538

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2005 12:53 AM; by Hootsmon

Forum:
FLOORING

A collection of truly awful one-liners

Started by jshaw, 29th August 2005 03:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

awful, bar, barman, check, collection, cross-eyed, day, dog, dogs, dolly, examines, eyes, finally, fish, green, heavy, lying, meat, morning, oneliners, picks, positive, replies, rottweiler, serve, takes, teeth, vet, walk, walks

Replies: 20
Views: 10,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2005 12:34 PM; by gazaly

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JOKES

Where is Gumby?

Started by Grunt, 29th August 2005 07:36 PM

condom, finally, fun, gumby, keyboard, notice, occasionally, online, pal, plasticine, posting, tpyos

Replies: 11
Views: 2,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2005 07:08 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

About Vertigo............

Started by Tasman, 18th August 2005 10:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

breathing, caight, cat, compalcent, continual, dist, ear, finally, found, happened, industry, jobs, laquers, masking, mile, months, past, peanut, play, reguards, scan, tasman, timber, treatment, vertigo, week, well.i

Replies: 16
Views: 2,829

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2005 11:59 PM; by tonyjune

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Worth the wait.....

Started by kiwigeo, 21st August 2005 09:09 PM

$100, 6th, award, bunnings, finally, oil, picked, rig, safety, starting, voucher, wait, week, weekly, worth

Replies: 4
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2005 10:16 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Soakwells + sewer pipes!!

Started by Stu, 16th August 2005 12:46 PM

15mtr, bloody, concrete, crap, day, decided, digging, easy, finally, glad, heavy, jobs, late, line, love, moment, motivated, perth, pipe, pipes, running, sewer, soakwell, soakwells, spade, standing, straight, sunday, throwing, weather

Replies: 1
Views: 2,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 03:24 PM; by Fat Pat

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Installing Kitchen Sink

Started by blt, 12th August 2005 08:59 PM

advice, bead, bench, clips, cutout, edge, existing, finally, fits, fixed, installing, kitchen, located, rubbery, run, saga, silicon, sink, strip, underside, wondering

Replies: 6
Views: 4,740

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2005 03:57 PM; by blt

Forum:
KITCHENS

Wardrobe Shelving ?

Started by John99, 24th July 2005 10:03 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1.8m, 2.4m, appreciated, built, diy, extension, falls, finally, finished, fitting, fittings, greatly, house, ins, inside, i`m, months, offer, pit, preferably, shelving, stage, storage, suggestions, sydney, type, utilise, wardrobe, wardrobes, wide

Replies: 18
Views: 9,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2005 09:08 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Time for a Seachange

Started by HappyHammer, 3rd August 2005 11:54 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bank, bye, coast, enjoy, feeling, finally, guessed, handed, macquarie, notice, port, pretty, retirement.d, seachange, semi, sydney, time, yeah

Replies: 31
Views: 3,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2005 11:02 AM; by HappyHammer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

It finally happened

Started by Grunt, 4th August 2005 12:01 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2005 12:01 AM; by Grunt

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JOKES

Finally a place for Al to get his underwear

Started by Grunt, 3rd August 2005 11:31 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 11:31 PM; by Grunt

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JOKES

Kind Nurse

Started by Baz, 3rd August 2005 08:48 PM

bit, black, close, closely, covers, feet, finally, gown, hands, heavily, holds, jiggles, kind, listen, mask, nice, nose, nurse, operation, oxygen, privates, pulls, raises, results, sedated, slowly, takes, test, testicles, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 08:48 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Finally I'm on line in Aus!

Started by MathewA, 2nd August 2005 08:34 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accounting, aus, bleeding, bloody, brains, bugger, completely, day, degree, details, dying, ears, explain, finally, internet, left, line, maroochyshire, mashed, midge, network, phone, poor, pulp, set, store, sweet, telstra, time, understand

Replies: 28
Views: 3,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 07:15 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Finally, a chain letter i like

Started by doug the slug, 13th July 2005 11:23 PM

boy, chain, email, feel, finally, forward, forwards, friend, friends, guilty, happen, horror, letter, letters, life, mad, mail, miranda, pass, people, pinsley, poor, raped, sad, send, sending, story, stupid, true, type

Replies: 1
Views: 2,621

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2005 11:42 PM; by kekemo

Forum:
JOKES

One for Studley 2436

Started by Tikki, 14th July 2005 08:02 PM

2436, afraid, baby, bath-tub, bed, briefcase, bus, couch, deep, difficult, equipment, exceptionally, father, finally, floor, johnson, living, madam, mother, park, people, photographer, pictures, pulled, start, studley, time, tri-pod, twins, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2005 01:09 PM; by Studley 2436

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JOKES

Who's lost any fingers ?

Started by JDarvall, 17th May 2005 12:57 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

achs, amount, arm, bear, carrying, cry, cursed, damage, de-jointer, discovered, endings, finally, finger, fingers, glue, hands, hospital, learnt, lost, lot, morphine, nerve, nurses, pains, piece, realise, site, time, tomorrow, truthfully

Replies: 33
Views: 6,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2005 05:53 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
SAFETY

Smart **** Answers

Started by MajorPanic, 12th July 2005 06:03 PM

ahead, answer, answers, ass, boy, bridge, car, class, cop, driver, exam, excuses, family, finally, gas, hand, kid, knowingly, ran, replied, smart, smiles, stock, stopped, stuck, teacher, ticket, tomorrow, truck, turkeys

Replies: 1
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 06:59 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

my planets must be aligned...almost

Started by mic-d, 9th July 2005 06:10 PM

$10, alignedalmost, bas, beer, bought, brisbane, building, custom, decided, designing, doors, eek, entertainment, finally, found, hifi, lotto, model, note, planets, receipts, shout, start, swallows, temporary, tv/stereo, unit, week, weeks, win

Replies: 0
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2005 06:10 PM; by mic-d

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Just deserts ( after death experiences)

Started by Caliban, 4th July 2005 11:33 PM

agony, bill, blair, break, bush, clinton, constant, day, death, deserts, devil, disbelief, door, experiences, finally, floor, george, hammer, hell, looked, lying, mentioned, monica, rocks, shoulder, sledgehammer, staked, swing, time, tony

Replies: 0
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2005 11:33 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

Blast gate with 100% efficiency

Started by Wongo, 30th June 2005 11:43 AM

100%, avoidable, bit, blast, blowing, build, closed, clumsy, comments, completely, days, don’t, easily, efficiency, finally, forward, gate, gates, idea, improvement, lose, night, ordinary, poor, pretty, sealed, straight, system, toying, you’ve

Replies: 10
Views: 4,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 11:45 PM; by dai sensei

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Questions about french polishing [from beginner]

Started by Pavel, 21st June 2005 07:38 PM

400, amount, answer, applied, beginner, combinations, commercial, familiar, filling, fills, finally, french, grain, guess, happen, ingredients, lightly, list, metho, oil, polish, polishing, questions, sanded, sanding, sealer, session, stained, washed, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 6,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2005 08:43 AM; by la Huerta

Forum:
FINISHING

Ok I'll go first...

Started by Kev Y., 29th April 2005 10:50 AM

address, ago, break, cast, chapter, concluded, cool, enjoy, finally, form, friday, garage, happy, left, life, mail, photo, property, send, setlement, settle, single, solicitors, speak, spell, wisard, witchdoctor, woman, woodwork

Replies: 12
Views: 2,712

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2005 10:45 AM; by Iain

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Poll: Measuring Habits

Started by NewLou, 7th June 2005 09:42 PM

aim, aiming, changing, consistancy, drifted, finally, found, giddayd, habits, inside, instincts, line, linemark, lou, mark, marking, measuring, method, middle, question, reason, routine, settled, time

Replies: 8
Views: 2,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2005 07:36 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
POLLS

Parslow's Furniture Restorer

Started by Thomidog, 22nd May 2005 10:48 PM

based, cloth, excess, fascinating, figure, finally, furniture, hear, huh, managed, oily, parslow, parslows, piece, polish, reckon, related, restorer, rough, shiny, sicky, smooth, steel, stuff, turps, wipe, wool

Replies: 1
Views: 5,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2005 12:06 AM; by Gumby

Forum:
FINISHING

Detail sanders

Started by BrianT, 8th August 2002 12:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$45, answered, board, bulletin, detail, detailers, doors, essential, experiences, finally, forum, furniture, hobbyist, including, justified, net, orbitals, random, reading, registree, restoration, ryobi, sanders, setting, ubeaut, website, workshop

Replies: 20
Views: 7,915

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2005 12:12 AM; by Different

Forum:
FINISHING

The Parrot

Started by rod1949, 19th May 2005 05:44 PM

audience, captains, cruise, day, fate, finally, found, fourth, goody, hatred, hey, hiding, hold, magician, middle, oldy, parrot, piece, sank, sea, ship, stared, table, trick, tricks, understand, utter, week, wood, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2005 05:44 PM; by rod1949

Forum:
JOKES

An other chicken joke

Started by soundman, 7th May 2005 10:32 PM

answer, bed, bit, chicken, cigarette, egg, finally, grabs, guess, headboard, joke, leaning, lying, question, rolls, satisfied, sheet, smile, smoking, snorts

Replies: 2
Views: 1,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2005 12:09 AM; by soundman

Forum:
JOKES

what do you polish with

Started by Redback, 5th May 2005 04:03 PM

100%, bit, buggered, cheers, day, finally, finish, french, linen, linin, makes, misture, pine, polish, polishing, respectable, rubber, searching, spotlight, swans, table, tables, technique, thingo, thinking, traditional, ubeaut, ubeauts, wax, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 2,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2005 11:25 PM; by ubeaut

Forum:
FINISHING

The final chicken ?

Started by Dr_Dewey, 29th April 2005 12:16 PM

answered, bed, bit, chicken, cigarette, egg, final, finally, grabs, guess, headboard, leaning, lying, question, rolls, satisfied, says;, sheet, smile, smoking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,543

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 12:16 PM; by Dr_Dewey

Forum:
JOKES

Finishing Walnut and Poplar Rocker

Started by starrion, 16th April 2005 01:02 AM

advice, applying, approach, attached, bond, direction, finally, finishing, formulation, heat, helpful, idea, inset, leaning, lock, oil, option, pieces, poly, poplar, press, rocker, sanding, sanding/sealing/finishing, sealer, seat, sounds, vaccum, veneer, walnut

Replies: 2
Views: 1,867

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2005 12:00 AM; by starrion

Forum:
FINISHING

Marriage Counselling

Started by Wood Butcher, 20th April 2005 10:39 PM

angry, bedroom, break, counselling, counsellor, difficulties, extremely, fathom, finally, husbands, inquired, iron, life, looked, love, marriage, questions, replied, sensed, source, threatening, time, unable, unusual, watched, window, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2005 11:46 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Broadband Router/Modems

Started by smidsy, 8th April 2005 03:49 PM

504, broadband, cheers, comments, d-llink, dg834, finally, guys, hard, hei, isp, move, netgear, network, paul, pcs, prefer, recommended, recommends, router, router or modems, router/modem, router/modems, time, unavailable, wired, wireless

Replies: 6
Views: 1,825

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2005 11:38 AM; by simon c

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

stress control (part 2)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 4th April 2005 11:48 PM

black, camaro, car, control, direction, finally, flying, isle, lady, leave, leaving, mall, move, parking, plenty, pull, pulling, pulls, shes, slowly, space, space., stall, started, stress, sudden, time, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,677

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2005 12:18 AM; by soundman

Forum:
JOKES

The Vampire bat.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:44 AM

bat, bats, blood, cave, ceiling, covered, excitedly, finally, flapped, flapping, follow, forrest, frenzy, fresh, hassling, hundreds, milled, parked, pretty, river, screamed, sleep, slowed, smelled, started, told, tree, trees, valley, vampire

Replies: 5
Views: 2,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 01:07 AM; by Robert WA

Forum:
JOKES

Finally... Number 2.

Started by DanP, 23rd March 2005 10:34 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

4oz, 8lb, 9.35, baby, born, brooke, caesarianweek, camera, dan, finally, forgot, girl, half, late, mrsp, number, pic, post, rolleyes, sore

Replies: 38
Views: 3,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2005 05:16 PM; by HappyHammer

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Botty Problems

Started by silentC, 24th March 2005 08:48 AM

appears, batter, botty, counts, dactor, dare, datd, dats, den, doctor, feeling, finally, gadness, grand, irishman, koindly, moch, note, patient, pile, problems, pulls, roit, shrieks, tank, tenner, teyhk, twenty, wait

Replies: 1
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2005 10:31 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

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Poll: Measuring Habits