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The Genie & The Broken Bottle

Started by WoodJunky, 18th February 2008 09:54 PM

bottle, broken, country, couple, disasters, door, fortune, game, gee, genie, golf, honey, house, husband, life, looked, mind, play, promptly, rest, servants, sex, shot, thousand, trapped, whacked, wife, window, woman, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 06:46 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Prayer

Started by watson, 21st February 2008 03:27 PM

appeared, driving, found, heaven, irish, life, looked, lord, mass, meeting, mind, miraculously, paddy, parking, pity, prayer, rest, street, sunday, sweat, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 03:27 PM; by watson

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JOKES

Lifechanging Experience

Started by MICKYG, 19th February 2008 04:02 PM

ain’t, boy, button, chair, circular, closed, experience, eyes, fat, father, git, lady, life, lifechanging, light, momma…”, moving, pressed, quietly, reached, regardswink, rolled, son, stepped, taking, walls, watched, wheel, woman, “boy

Replies: 1
Views: 985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 06:13 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

At Last - Life Explained

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th February 2008 11:13 AM

agreed, bark, children, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, fourth, front, god, grand, life, marry, monkey, play, porch, sit, slave, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2008 09:40 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Giving up?

Started by Groggy, 19th August 2005 10:56 AM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

20s, 48m, ago, bought, bunch, cigarettes, collector, days, dollars, dust, family, form, giving, goodies, hope, incentive, items, jointer, life, money, quit, recovered, saved, signature, smoking, thicknesser, thinking, timber

Replies: 108
Views: 12,856

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2008 11:12 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Please don't complain

Started by Rodgera, 8th February 2008 11:17 AM

abbot, allowed, bed, brought, called, chose, cold, complain, disgusted, hard, life, model, monastery, monk, nodded, perfect, performance, pleased, quit, replied, rest, scribe, surprise, telling, ten, told, tone, vow, warned, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 09:59 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

A Politically Incorrect One For The Girls

Started by Barry Hicks, 6th February 2008 06:18 AM

floor, girls, incorrect, lay, life, politically, tiles, time, walk

Replies: 1
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 06:30 AM; by zathras

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JOKES

Norblett dining suite.

Started by tea lady, 5th February 2008 11:40 PM

advance, bare, close, color, completely, danish, dining, dry, extension, finish, finished, flat, folded, furniture, hidden, leaf, life, middle, norblett, original, pics, post, spent, start, suite, table, trials, tribulations, wood, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 11:40 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
FINISHING

TeaLady and others....Do you agree with Ogden Nash

Started by Greg Ward, 31st January 2008 06:57 PM

agree, greg, income, incompatibility, life, nash, ogden, othersdo, pattable, spice, tealady

Replies: 12
Views: 1,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 06:26 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

c-section frame for decking

Started by ralph melbourne, 29th January 2008 06:06 PM

2200, 50mm, 90x19, appreciated, breeze, c-section, cheers, comments, concreted, csection, deck, decking, easier, flat, found, frame, invaluable, joists, larger, life, nailing, pine, plan, pre-drill, purlin, ralph, screws, spacing, stable, steel

Replies: 4
Views: 2,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 10:32 PM; by China

Forum:
DECKING

10th anniversary

Started by wayfarer, 30th January 2008 07:53 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 07:53 PM; by wayfarer

Forum:
JOKES

HW decking over Treated Pine?

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 25th January 2008 03:50 PM

125, admit, bearers, bit, boardwalk, building, chemicals, class, coast, deck, decking, durability, f17, folks, gold, hardwood, joists, joke, life, loath, longevity, material, penetrated, pine, reason, treated, wondering, wood, wrong

Replies: 10
Views: 3,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 02:43 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
DECKING

Will I know the answers by 60?

Started by Carry Pine, 19th January 2008 10:36 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

acknowledge, allowed, answers, bathroom, carry, cleaned, coverage, cut, experience, half, hedge, hours, ironed, jobs, leave, life, natural, oiled, patina, pine, raining, respect, saturday, saturdays, shirts, size, sound, started, toilet, washing

Replies: 30
Views: 4,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 08:59 PM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Old Hole in the Wall Air-Conditioner

Started by boydi, 24th January 2008 05:59 PM

afford, air-con, air-conditioner, air-cons, airconditioner, allhave, buzz, cleaned, doing.trying, dripping, filter, hole, learning, life, no-one, noisy, notice, outlet, prolong, reason, recommend, regularly, service, serviced, speciific, sufficient.thanksruth, unit, upgrade, wall, water

Replies: 6
Views: 4,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 02:54 PM; by wattlewemake

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

The answer to a long life - out with a bang

Started by Rodgera, 21st January 2008 03:41 PM

108, age, answer, bang, children, cornflakes, counselled, crematorium, died, foot, grand-children, great-grand, gunpowder, hole, left, life, live, lived, long, morning, religiously, secret, son, sprinkle, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,087

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 03:41 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

eBay experience - Am I crazy?

Started by derekcohen, 12th December 2007 11:00 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

blade, condition, continental, crazy, derek, disappointed, ebay, experience, fence, furniture, life, link, metal, money, offer, original, pictures, plane, postage, professional, purchase, ready, refund, reply, seller, stated, tools, usd, user, wrote

Replies: 37
Views: 5,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 09:34 PM; by echnidna

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Celibacy

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th January 2008 11:18 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 08:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Jammed chainsaw

Started by Cliff Rogers, 10th January 2008 09:58 AM

artery, attack, bar, blood, caused, chainsaw, chest, clot, croc, crossed, damaged, dec, died, e-mail, fingers, hard, heart, hold, jammed, life, limited, lucky, mths, palm, pretty, pulled, resultant, started, tree

Replies: 6
Views: 3,699

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 06:25 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
SAFETY

Pearls of Wisdom

Started by artme, 7th January 2008 01:55 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

amnesia, file, induces, kids, lend, life, money, pearls, relate, remaining, sane, start, wisdom

Replies: 42
Views: 4,843

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2008 11:42 PM; by funkychicken

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JOKES

Time to wake up

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2008 09:14 PM

add, allan, answered, anxiety, applicable, calendar, choice, day, doctor, dumps, grumpy, life, months, note, people, sleep, smile, start, stole, suffering, time, tired, wake, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 11:36 PM; by OLDPHART

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JOKES

footy fan

Started by wheelinround, 11th January 2008 09:34 PM

assumed, attack, blues, boy, boys, cane, cheerfully, dogs, fan, fence, football, footy, friend, horrific, jots, life, notebook, redneck, reporter, rescues, responds, risks, roosters, sheet, starts, supporter, swans, sydney, vicious, writes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 09:34 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Moved: good finish for coffee table

Started by haosiliu235, 7th January 2008 10:32 PM

checked, coffee, compatible, completeuu, danish, darken, durable, eee-ultra, finish, finished, good, life, low, medium, oil, oils, pic, plastic, product, real, shellacs, shellawax, shine, table, thinking, timber, u-beaut, varnish, waxes

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 10:22 PM; by haosiliu235

Forum:
FINISHING

Split level deck with spa and pergola

Started by BustedThumbs, 7th December 2006 11:42 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

100, 16th, advice, bearers, build, coloured, december, deck, decking, easier, experience, favouring, holes, hoping, house, joists, level, life, metres, mike, nailing, pergola, planning, post, posts, predrilling, spa, split, stainless, start

Replies: 35
Views: 11,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 09:18 PM; by Loki429

Forum:
DECKING

I would like to get a motorcycle

Started by Matt88s, 11th December 2007 12:52 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

accidents, acclimate, adjusted, agree, bike, bit, convinced, crazy, cycles, death, fields, future, guys, hospital, idea, life, major, mental, mother, motorcycle, note, prejudiced, reaction, road, safety, strength, surprised, threaten, traps, week

Replies: 72
Views: 8,866

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2007 11:00 PM; by NewLou

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Advice RE Trapeze Lighting Systems

Started by Simone61, 28th December 2007 11:43 AM

access, advice, boxed, cavity, complete, electrician, exposed, fitted, idea, information, life, lighting, limited, located, melbourne, metro, pitched, quality, reccommend, share, simone, supplier, system, systems, transformer, trapeze, truss, typically, wall, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 2,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2007 11:43 AM; by Simone61

Forum:
LIGHTING

Took Dad Shopping

Started by fred.n, 16th December 2007 09:49 PM

bat, blue, buy, choke, classic, dad, day, decided, drunk, eye, food, grab, knowing, life, love, mall, matter, peacock, quickly, response, response;, shoes, shopping, son, staring, style, swallowed, teenager, wild, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2007 09:49 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

Monastery Life

Started by wheelinround, 11th December 2007 10:30 AM

abbot, archives, banging, bruised, caves, celebrate, choking, copies, copying, crying, error, father, head, held, hours, hundreds, life, locked, manuscripts, missed, monastery, monk, monks, original, replies, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,028

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2007 02:26 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

A Couple of Life's Little Mysteries

Started by rod1949, 5th December 2007 09:52 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

bus, couple, escalators, fare, fumble, life, lifes, mysteries, people, perfectly, regulars, rolleyes, set, stairs, walk

Replies: 46
Views: 4,754

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2007 03:23 PM; by ss_11000

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Paddy in heaven

Started by munruben, 7th December 2007 02:03 PM

,how, beautiful, bewilderment, carefully, deserve, duck, ducks, earth, eternity, fortune, gates, girl, greeted, head, heaven, imagine, life, paddy, partner, passionately, pearly, peter, reward, shakes, step, stepped, treads, understand, walking, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 04:33 PM; by dennford

Forum:
JOKES

Dear Wife

Started by wheelinround, 7th December 2007 08:59 AM

ago, anymore;, borrowed, boxers, coincidence, cooked, dear, dollars, eating, ex-husband, favorite, fifty, hell, home, hope, job, letter, life, love, loved, meal, morning, notice, p.s, quit, silk, sister, soaps, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 12:23 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Think About This When You Have a Cup of Coffee

Started by Barry_White, 5th December 2007 04:22 PM

adds, coffee, concentrating, cup, cups, disguises, dresses, drink, enjoy, eyeing, fail, god, happiest, instinctively, jobs, life, live, money, people, person, position, professor, provided, quality, quietly, remember, rest, richest, simply, speak

Replies: 7
Views: 2,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2007 08:12 PM; by fred.n

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

a day in the life....

Started by Clinton1, 4th December 2007 04:49 PM

animal, base, body, camp, carry, caught, dam, day, dogs, guys, language, lassoo, life, local, martina, mention, meter, morning, mythology, pen, photo, pretty, refugee, sacred, shared, stray, strong, tie, walk, weigh

Replies: 4
Views: 1,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2007 10:03 AM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Inoperable

Started by ohno, 31st July 2007 11:40 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2tsup, anywayrolleyes, aroundme, ben, chemo, fantastic, fast, free, guilt, happy, hard, healthy, iam, ideas, inoperable, leave, legacy, life, major, moment, prognosis, projects, reign, remove, resources, responds, sculpture, sound, support, time

Replies: 36
Views: 5,423

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 10:17 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

I light of impending marriages

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:48 AM

allan, basement, bike, broke, burst, confused, crying, day, deck, drunk, fell, flooded, hed, home, hug, impending, john, kissed, life, light, loved, machine, marriages, massive, straight, tears, told, washing, wife, worst

Replies: 3
Views: 991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 10:14 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Hillary's Humour

Started by watson, 18th November 2007 08:59 PM

1883, 1887, 1889, acquisition, assets, beginning, collapsed, dealings, equestrian, facility, government, hanged, hillary, hillarys, honor, horse, humour, include, judy, life, montana, pinkerton, platform, professional, railroad, remus, rodham, service, standing, valuable

Replies: 7
Views: 1,859

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 09:05 PM; by jerryc

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Man with one arm

Started by fenderbelly, 18th November 2007 05:20 PM

arm, arms, caught, closer, commit, dancing, day, decided, glad, guy, happy, happy;, heels, hurried, itches, kicking, kill, life, lost, man, saving, sidewalk, skipping, suicide, thanked, told, top, ugly, useless, whistling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 05:20 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Book Reviews

Started by Wood Butcher, 13th November 2007 03:14 PM

$29.99, artist, bill, book, books, catastrophe, clinton, cost, ditto, forbidden, forced, gifts, hours, jack, jewellery, life, local, love, monica, read, remember, remembers, report, rest, return, reviews, rose, story, subsequent, titanic

Replies: 1
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 09:51 PM; by chrisb691

Forum:
JOKES

Googles quote of the day

Started by wheelinround, 6th November 2007 09:47 AM

actors, arthur, begins, capital, conan, data, day, fatal, franken, googles, guess, hard, human, insensibly, learn, learned, lessons, life, mistake, mistakes, opposite, people, precious, sir, stoppard, suit, theories, theorize, tom, twist

Replies: 0
Views: 1,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2007 09:47 AM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

quote for today

Started by wheelinround, 4th November 2007 09:15 AM

bit, drowning, engrave, erase, forget, forgiveness, forgotten, friend, friends, hurry, hurt, hurts, life, live, means, people, person, replied, sand, saved, send, slapped, stone, time, today, walking, wind, winds, write, wrote

Replies: 1
Views: 1,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2007 12:29 PM; by pawnhead

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Gettin' Even

Started by Black Ned, 30th October 2007 03:39 PM

angel, branches, bushes, crap, dashed, deal, emerged, female, fifteen, gettin, giggling, grins, head, hold, it`s, i`ll, i`m, laughter, life, male, minutes, pigeon, shaking, shortly, statue, statues, time, wide, widely, winking

Replies: 0
Views: 962

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 03:39 PM; by Black Ned

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JOKES

Being born

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th October 2007 08:22 PM

ahhh, allan, attached, born, complications, dying, hope, life, remember, string, time, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 11:19 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Sealing and Wood Movement

Started by Jim Grant, 24th October 2007 08:36 AM

applied, change, couple, danish, day, days, diferent, doors, dried, form, glue, glued, grain, life, minimised, movement, oil, panels, patterns, raised, recently, sealant, sealing, shapes, sideboard, stop, strips, twisting, wood, workshop

Replies: 3
Views: 2,054

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 10:48 AM; by Jim Grant

Forum:
FINISHING

When does fluoro ballast need replacing?

Started by John G, 5th October 2007 11:36 AM

5-10, answers, ballast, bulb, burning, changed, e.g, exhibit, flicker, flickers, fluoro, fluoros, grey, ignition, inside, life, light, marks, question, replacing, required, search, shorten, sign, sparkys, start, starter, symptoms, telltale, times

Replies: 5
Views: 6,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 04:04 PM; by malb

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Weeds and Wintergreen Lawn

Started by TomDunreedy, 30th September 2007 11:52 PM

bunnings, easier, experience, feed, found, guys, hoping, invading, issue, lawn, life, mind, plenty, post, pulling, similar, solution, tom, weed, weeds, wintergreen, wondering

Replies: 11
Views: 7,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 09:04 AM; by Terrian

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Family. What would we do without them?

Started by fenderbelly, 10th October 2007 09:55 PM

brisbane, brother, care, christmas, coming, divorce, divorced, family, father, forty, hate, hear, hung, life, missery, mother, paying, peter, phone, screamed, sick, sister, son, stage, sydney, talking, telephoned, wife, woodie, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 12:39 AM; by dennford

Forum:
JOKES

What Else in Your Life.

Started by Termite, 2nd March 2006 01:20 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

bonsai, bread, bunch, care, consuming, fishing, guts, hobbies, jow, kick, life, non-woodwork, occasional, painting, passion, possably, post, reading, realise, related, sourdough, spill, stuff, with-, woodwork, yrs

Replies: 95
Views: 10,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 11:16 PM; by dazzler

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Anal optic nerve

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th October 2007 09:09 PM

anal, anus, body, bring, called, connects, eye, eyeball, giving, hair, human, life, nerve, optic, outlook, people, pulling, responsible, tear

Replies: 5
Views: 2,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 01:22 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Changing times

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th October 2007 12:30 PM

allan, changing, dying, food, hope, life, pants, realise, replaced, sex, time, times, worried

Replies: 9
Views: 1,787

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 09:24 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

meaning of poor

Started by wheelinround, 3rd October 2007 05:46 PM

boys, buy, dad, family, father, food, friends, garden, grow, life, live, makes, meaning, people, perspective, poor, property, protect, reaches, servants, serve, short, sight, single, son, speechless, trip, walls, wonderful, worrying

Replies: 10
Views: 2,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 09:10 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

39 Things you should have learned by now

Started by fenderbelly, 3rd October 2007 05:44 PM

age, built, career, cares, confuse, contrast, dance, deal, destructive, earth, force, human, knife, learned, lick, life, logically, nice, people, person, reason, religious, share, shouldve, steak, things, time, universe, views, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 05:44 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

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Moved: good finish for coffee table