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Merlin & the Curse

Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:31 AM

actual, applied, bewitched, bit, bloke, can…, can’t, curse, cursed, enchantment, forget, it…, knowledge, lawfully, lay, magical, merlin, mistake, really…, recognised, reverse, spoken, thing…, wedded, wife, woman, words, yeah…, years…, yes…

Replies: 0
Views: 1,786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 12:31 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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Snoring cure

Started by outback, 4th April 2005 08:09 PM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, cure, dog, dogs, drunken, god, grabs, husbands, piece, privates, red, ribbon, sleeps, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 08:09 PM; by outback

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A Parrot joke

Started by duckman, 30th March 2005 09:29 PM

bad, bird, birds, bit, cage, daughters, girls, home, house, husband, implication, joke, keith, laugh, live, looked, madam, moments, offended, owner, parrot, pet, raised, returned, school, shocked, situation, teenage, woman, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 10:44 AM; by Iain

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Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

Started by Shane Watson, 29th March 2005 09:02 PM

bad, bald, beergut, chauvinist, created, diminishes, discovered, dog, door, food, front, god, hell, male, married, men, miss, pig, rested, scientists, sex, sexy, shes, shut, strike, told, woman, womans, women, worse

Replies: 7
Views: 2,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 10:39 AM; by Iain

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How true

Started by Forest Gump, 1st April 2005 03:03 PM

100, assigned, blanket, bother, closet, cold, embarrassed, exclaimed, farted, found, idea, initially, leaned, lower, married, met, moment, people, pretend, reach, replied, silence, sleeping, tonight, train, transcontinental, true, uneasy, woman, wow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2005 09:21 PM; by MathewA

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Pinch My Nipples!

Started by Christopha, 29th March 2005 05:22 PM

air, applause, arms, bigger, bought, broke, clerk, crowd, draws, huff, madam, manager, money, nipples, pinch, pinched, pleads, quickly, refund, refunded, screaming, screwed, shock, special, starts, store, tells, throws, toaster, woman

Replies: 11
Views: 2,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2005 10:49 PM; by AlexS

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Oldies but a tad timely

Started by Christopha, 2nd March 2005 02:52 PM

beautiful, beauty, bring, called, camilla, day, diana, dog, freed, genie, girl, imprisonment, lamp, life, oldies, person, photograph, photographs, prince, quasimodo, records, remains, sleeping, tad, thousands, thumb, timely, tom, woman, world

Replies: 3
Views: 1,710

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2005 04:49 PM; by outback

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With reservations......

Started by Iain, 18th March 2005 08:04 AM

afraid, attracted, beast, beautiful, cash, casket, charge, charles, coffee, day, died, father, friend, god, husband, inherit, money, remote, replied, replies, reservations, sitting, stupid, undertakers, wait, wife, woman, women, word, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2005 08:49 AM; by beejay1

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The Blonde and the Casino

Started by Daddles, 14th March 2005 10:05 AM

answered, arrived, attractive, bet, blonde, bored, casino, clothes, dealers, departed.the, dice, dumfounded, finally, hope, hugged, jumped, mind, picked, quickly, roll, single, squealed, stared, stop, waiting, watching, winnings, woman, won

Replies: 3
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2005 04:46 PM; by Grunt

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Ideal woman

Started by simon c, 9th March 2005 10:06 AM

150kb, bare, breasts, file, ideal, level, link, low, nudity, pics, powerpoint, warning, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2005 06:14 PM; by Optimark

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Aligator Shoes

Started by gatiep, 6th March 2005 12:42 AM

9-foot, aim, aligator, alligator, bank, bayou, blonde, catch, creature, deep, driving, gator, hauls, home, kills, lying, murky, pair, prices, rapidly, shoes, shopkeeper, shotgun, speed, spots, standing, swimming, takes, waist, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2005 07:25 AM; by Iain

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What people can tell about you ...

Started by DaveInOz, 2nd March 2005 02:30 PM

absolutely, belt, bit, carton, cashier, correct, curiosity, derelicts, drunk, earth, eggs, intrigued, intuition, items, juice, litres, looked, marital, orange, people, proclamation, replied, selections, single, startled, status, tipped, ugly, unusual, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,937

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2005 07:40 PM; by MikeL

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Duck Season

Started by Groggy, 26th January 2005 11:32 AM

accidentally, admonishment, careful, chained, chains, day, deserve, duck, ducks, eternity, eyes, guy, handsome, happy, heaven, laid, manages, months, observed, peter, season, step, stepped, stepping, steps, tall, thin, ugly, woman, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,567

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2005 11:32 AM; by Groggy

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Alligator

Started by AlexS, 22nd January 2005 07:07 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2005 07:07 PM; by AlexS

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Fountain of Youth

Started by Barry_White, 19th January 2005 07:51 AM

24-year-old, beautiful, boy, button, chair, circles, closed, continued, direction, father, fountain, lady, light, lights, mother, move, moving, pressed, reverse, rolled, shiny, silver, son, stepped, walls, watch, watched, wheel, woman, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2005 07:51 AM; by Barry_White

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Have you got a seven ten?

Started by gatiep, 16th December 2004 07:59 PM

710, bit, blonde, car, circle, dealer, draw, drew, engine, ford, hood, learn, looked, lost, mechanic, middle, paper, pen, photo, piece, post, prior, read, replied, seven-hundred-ten, ten, woman, wrote, yesterday

Replies: 9
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2004 06:01 PM; by ozwinner

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Buying A Car Can Be Fun

Started by Termite, 14th December 2004 09:40 AM

afraid, answers, bends, browses, buying, car, day, dealership, dreams, farted, feel, fine, fun, hear, hopes, inspect, leather, lexus, lovely, madame, price, salesman, sir, standing, touching, uncomfortably, vehicle, walks, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2004 11:59 AM; by Iain

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Mexican stand-off

Started by Peter R, 27th November 2004 08:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$20.00, accident, blasts, bloke, blokes, car, cars, centre, coming, dirveway, double, driving, front, horn, insurance, kerb, mexican, peter, register, rego, road, saving, shopping, stand-off, standoff, swerve, swings, time, vic, woman

Replies: 18
Views: 3,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2004 07:34 PM; by echnidna

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CIA Test

Started by Bob Willson, 15th October 2004 09:23 PM

agent, banging, blanks, brow, chair, cia, crashing, door, eyes, gun, guys, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, screaming, shot, shots, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, test, walls, wife, wiped, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2004 01:58 AM; by scooter

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Doctors

Started by Geoff Dean, 15th October 2004 11:42 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2004 11:42 AM; by Geoff Dean

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Tit joke..... BEWARE!!!

Started by Christopha, 13th October 2004 03:58 PM

alley, annoyed, beware, bite, biting, block, blouse, breasts, burying, caressing, costs, dark, fondling, gonna, joke, jumps, kissing, nah, nuts, perfect, replies, reveal, runs, starts, takes, tit, walking, woman, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 04:51 PM; by Kev Y.

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I don't get it???

Started by Christopha, 5th October 2004 06:34 PM

age, car, confused, cop, couple, eighteen, eleven, happening, interior, knitting, lane, light, lovers, lowers, magazine, minutes, night, obscene, obvious, reading, replies, shell, shes, shrugs, sweater, totally, twenty-five, watch, window, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2004 02:30 PM; by Rodgera

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Fine Litreatchure

Started by Christopha, 28th September 2004 05:12 PM

add, anuudrian, bimbo, camomile, carl, congress, earth, english, fine, fusion, harris, laurie, lithium, litreatchure, orbit, paragraph, partner, person, president, read, rebecca, ships, skylon, story, students, tea, treaty, woman, writing, written

Replies: 9
Views: 2,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2004 10:52 PM; by Caliban

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check it out if you get a chance

Started by journeyman Mick, 26th September 2004 03:19 PM

actor, audience, background, btw, chance, characters, check, contemporary, enjoyable, experience, family, familys, history, journey, mick, migrant, night, people, production, proffesionally, refugee, relevant, sang, selection, songs, theatre, time, turbulent, voices, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2004 03:19 PM; by journeyman Mick

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for all of the IT "guru's"

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 04:37 PM

arguments, bad, change^operation, character, computer, cshell, divorce, entry, extracts, failed, guru, gurus, hilarious, jokes, light, love, manual, match, modifier, results-, scan, sex, sleep, stop, typed, unix, woman, ^how

Replies: 1
Views: 1,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 04:48 PM; by craigb

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Blatant cut and paste......

Started by Christopha, 28th August 2004 06:34 PM

activity, arrive, arrived, blatant, british, cable, calls, complaint, considerable, customer, customers, cut, day, disappointment, installation, letter, line, modem, music, ntl, office, paste, reading, service, technician, telephone, transferred, waiting, weeks, woman

Replies: 13
Views: 3,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2004 01:18 PM; by Termite

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Celebrating

Started by ozwinner, 19th August 2004 08:43 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2004 08:43 AM; by ozwinner

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A blind man enters a ladies bar

Started by Ian007, 18th August 2004 08:25 PM

220, bar, bartender, belt, black, blind, blonde, declares, enters, explain, feet, girl, gonna, head, joke, karate, ladies, lady, lifter, man, nah, professional, shakes, sitting, tall, times, wanna, weight, woman, wrestler

Replies: 1
Views: 1,893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2004 09:22 PM; by Ben from Vic.

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SSSSStammer

Started by outback, 16th August 2004 08:37 PM

aaaaaa, aaabout, affirmative, answered, assistant, attentions, attracting, counter, ddddo, fffffffffff, ffffffffffff, hell, hhhave, hhhhhow, lad, manner, mybe, objects, oriented, pimply, sex, shop, ssssstammer, stammer, troubles, vvvvvv, woman, wwwwwwell, wwwwwwwell, yyyyyou

Replies: 0
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2004 08:37 PM; by outback

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Poll: Women Wood Workers

Started by echnidna, 29th June 2004 08:54 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

difficulties, hangups, woman, women, wood, workers, www

Replies: 25
Views: 6,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2004 10:51 PM; by John Saxton

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The River

Started by Baz, 23rd July 2004 09:05 PM

ahead, arms, bridge, checked, cross, god, handle, hiked, hundred, intelligence, laugh, legs, map, maps, poof, prayed, raging, read, river, send, stream, strength, strong, tools, violent, walked, witnessing, woman, women, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2004 09:05 PM; by Baz

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Ed Zachary Disease

Started by Geoff Dean, 19th July 2004 01:17 PM

afraid, anxiously, bad, chang, craw, dat, dates, disease, eye, fass, god, haf, head, instructed, looked, probrem, reery, replied, rike, rook, sex, shook, slowly, therapist, time, vely, woman, worried, worse, zachary

Replies: 0
Views: 1,829

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2004 01:17 PM; by Geoff Dean

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Revenge

Started by vsquizz, 24th June 2004 10:24 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 3,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2004 02:02 AM; by vsquizz

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Fishing Tackle

Started by gatiep, 29th June 2004 05:24 PM

$199.00, $254.50, accidentally, bends, blind, breaks, card, clerk, counter, credit, drops, embarrassed, farted, fishing, floor, glasses, maam, pick, purse, realises, rebel, reel, replies, rod, sale, sports, standing, tackle, wind, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2004 05:24 PM; by gatiep

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What she really means leason one.

Started by DaveInOz, 11th June 2004 11:06 AM

ahead, argument, chance, confused, days, describe, eyebrow, eyebrows, feel, fine, leason, lie, lot, loud, means, minutes, permission, raised, sigh, signifies, soft, statement, talk, time, trouble, verbal, woman, women, word, write

Replies: 12
Views: 3,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2004 09:18 PM; by DPB

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English language problems

Started by Bob Willson, 7th June 2004 04:21 PM

barely, bucking, climax, closer, cuddles, damned, ear, english, exhausted, eyes, finish, head, language, love, manages, norwegian, pause, problems, proudly, returns, screaming, short, simultaneously, smile, smiles, softly, speak, stunned, whispers, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2004 04:21 PM; by Bob Willson

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Alligator shoes

Started by Rebus, 21st May 2004 06:38 PM

9-foot, alligator, amazement, bank, barefoot, blonde, catch, creature, creatures, deep, driving, frustrated, hand, home, huge, laying, nearby, pair, quickly, shoes, shopkeeper, shotgun, spots, standing, swimming, takes, waist, watches, water, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2004 06:38 PM; by Rebus

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Don't eat that!!!

Started by Christopha, 14th May 2004 03:21 PM

arsenic, buy, cheats, chemists, eat, husband, kill, lady, pharmacist, pharmacists, picture, pocket, prescription, pulls, reaches, realize, sell, sex, tells, walks, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,718

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2004 07:50 PM; by Caliban

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Out Of Use

Started by Baz, 30th April 2004 08:14 PM

anymore, arrived, birthday, bought, brought, called, cold, color, discarded, hear, home, house, husband, jeans, leave, lovely, pair, pants, perfectly, shocked, shopping, storm, style, suit, sweater, torn, trip, wife, woman, wore

Replies: 0
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2004 08:14 PM; by Baz

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Getting Old II

Started by Baz, 30th April 2004 08:12 PM

barely, buy, car, demonstrated, driving, elderly, gentleman, guy, hands, hat, intersection, killed, ladies, lady, light, lights, madam, mildred, onions, passenger, penny, piece, ran, red, remarked, replies, row, sitting, wind, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2004 08:12 PM; by Baz

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The Mistress

Started by Geoff Dean, 6th April 2004 05:42 PM

arm, barbados, beautiful, club, decision, dinner, friend, garage, husband, infinity, jim, kiss, lexus, mistress, mouthed, mutual, paris, prettier, replies, restaurant, shopping, summers, table, trips, tuscany, walks, wife, winters, woman, yacht

Replies: 0
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2004 05:42 PM; by Geoff Dean

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It's never too late . . .

Started by Driver, 13th March 2004 11:59 AM

alf, bloke, cry, dead, door, happen?”, hear, he’s, late, manages, no”, paint?”, passed, pause, peacefully, snuffle”, sob, sobs, softly, starts, there’s, tin, woman, “alf, “er, “last, “oh, “when

Replies: 6
Views: 2,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2004 08:03 PM; by Caliban

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True Doctor Stories

Started by Baz, 30th March 2004 09:15 PM

body, cab, complete, died, discovered, doctor, elderly, fifty, hoped, husband, include, instructions, jelly, kentucky, line, massive, patch, patient, patients, quickly, read, rebecca, removal, replied, stories, told, true, twenty, undress, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 09:15 PM; by Baz

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Little Johnny

Started by Dusty, 15th February 2004 01:01 AM

bit, biting, crows, eating, farmer, fence, fourteen, guess, hey, icecream, johnny, left, licking, mary, minutes, miss, nervously, palour, passed, replied, ring, shot, sitting, smiled, sucking, teacher, thinking, wearing, wedding, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2004 01:01 AM; by Dusty

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Blonde Joke

Started by Baz, 13th February 2004 08:47 PM

approached, avoided, blond, blonde, car, compact, cop, driver, drivers, female, handed, joke, license, looked, mirror, officer, picture, police, powder, pulled, purse, searched, sec, speeding, subject, told, unclassified-fwd, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 2,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2004 08:59 PM; by Jim Carroll

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Dining Out

Started by Baz, 13th February 2004 08:52 PM

600, 850, bank, beautiful, bmw, bottle, called, chuckled, cut, dining, dollars, ferrari, garage, gorgeous, happen, inches, mercedes, million, nearby, note, pants, read, reading, send, sitting, table, testarosa, twenty-five, waiter, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2004 08:52 PM; by Baz

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Vet Bill

Started by Baz, 5th January 2004 08:28 PM

bill, birds, cat, computer, dead, delicately, dog, eyes, head, hit, jumped, keys, limp, looked, meowed, moments, owner, parrot, produced, ran, returned, sat, shook, shrugged, sniffed, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2004 08:28 PM; by Baz

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The Convention

Started by silentC, 14th November 2003 04:48 PM

african, american, blushes, business, convention, debunk, descent, discussing, embarrassed, experiences, explains, extends, french, hand, hard, indian, myth, myths, papadopoulos, popular, possess, seat, sexuality, swallowing, takes, terribly, tonto, trait, well-endowed, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2003 04:48 PM; by silentC

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Geography

Started by stephenmeddings, 6th November 2003 02:43 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2003 02:43 PM; by stephenmeddings

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Debt

Started by Baz, 13th September 2003 09:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2003 09:03 PM; by Baz

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