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winter

Started by texx, 31st October 2008 10:05 PM

aboriginals, absolutely, bureau, called, cold, coldest, collect, collecting, coming, community, crazy, elder, firewood, meteorologist, meteorology, north, people, prepared, replied, reported, satellites, scrap, sign, told, tribe, weatherman, week, weeks, winter, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 1,928

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2008 09:32 PM; by joe greiner

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Forum Fees

Started by grayman, 3rd November 2008 12:06 AM

$10, annually, bit, charge, fee, fees, forum, iam, joined, joining, norm, post, reply, sensitive, thread, told

Replies: 7
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2008 04:46 PM; by grayman

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why We Love Children

Started by WoodJunky, 24th October 2008 10:53 PM

answered, barber, bitch, boy, chicken, child, children, class, dead, dress, drink, farmer, girl, love, math, minutes, mother, move, mummy, play, replied, sky, sleep, son, story, sunday, teacher, thirsty, told, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2008 05:28 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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wiring querie

Started by 46150, 20th October 2008 04:52 PM

bulb, ceiling.is, complete, cracked, eaves, found, green, joined, lens, light, outdoor, querie, red, reds, removed, replaced, screwed, socket.i, tape, told, unit, unit.when, usual, wires, wiring

Replies: 3
Views: 1,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2008 06:57 PM; by Rossluck

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Insurance

Started by spooled, 15th October 2008 11:37 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2008 07:53 PM; by bsrlee

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How the fight started

Started by Simomatra, 13th October 2008 09:01 AM

ago, alongside, car, cold, cream, driver, fight, god, hair, hear, home, looked, morning, night, office, person, road, security, shirt, silver, slowly, sober, social, split, started, table, told, understand, wife, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 11:12 AM; by rrich

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the golden phone

Started by texx, 10th October 2008 07:33 PM

american, answered, arrived, brisbane, call, church, decided, direct, entered, father, god, golden, heaven, line, local, newcastle, perth, phone, price, priest, queenslanders, read, sign, talk, telephone, time, told, travel, traveled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2008 06:22 PM; by Shrek3

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Learning to Cook

Started by Rodgera, 11th October 2008 11:45 AM

baking, close, continued, cook, daughter, day, fortunate, grand-children, granddaughter, grandma, grandmother, knowledge, learn, learned, learning, live, loves, microwave, mom, mother, pass, passed, seven-year-old, short, silence, someday, swmbo, told, visit, watch

Replies: 2
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2008 06:17 PM; by Shrek3

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Hafco PD-22

Started by Col, 3rd October 2008 04:52 PM

belt, box, carba-tec, casting, castings, catalogue, cover, drill, floor, forbes, hafco, handle, hare, heavy, looked, machine, machinery, pay, pd-22, pd22, price, quality, screw, shop, solid, story, table, tightening, told, wobbled

Replies: 1
Views: 5,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2008 05:15 PM; by DJ’s Timber

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PRODUCT REVIEWS

The Movie Star

Started by rayintheuk, 25th September 2008 01:17 AM

actor, agent, agents, ago, awe-struck, birth, change, changing, check, dear, decided, enclosed, envelope, guy, hollywood, inside, left, lesbian, letter, movie, office, penis, possibly, reads, send, sir, star, told, van

Replies: 1
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2008 08:39 PM; by Bluegum

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Hello to everyone here

Started by ajh359, 23rd September 2008 06:36 AM

busy, doctor, engineer, fla, heath, hope, mechanical, post, read, retired, site, stay, taking, time, told, usa, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,538

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2008 01:16 AM; by WoodJunky

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The telegram

Started by munruben, 22nd September 2008 10:17 PM

all.”, alsatian, blank, clerk, dog, examined, form, office, paper, politely, price.”, replied, send, sense, telegram, told, woof, woof.”, words, wrote, ‘woof’, “that, “there, “woof

Replies: 0
Views: 947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2008 10:17 PM; by munruben

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new start after watching norm work

Started by colin2000, 19th September 2008 02:08 AM

$40, $500, allowed, bare, battle, building, buy, clean, decided, determination, finnished, garage, hand, junk, machine, norm, norms, plan, shed, shop, start, stored, technicly, told, tools, watching, week, win, wood, work

Replies: 12
Views: 2,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2008 10:56 PM; by joe greiner

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The old motor

Started by wheelinround, 18th September 2008 08:38 AM

approached, attending, birth, black, change, child, congratulate, couple, delivery, gentleman, grinned, guess, hospital, marriage, married, motor, nurse, oil, patted, replied, returned, running, smiled, smiling, surely, talk, time, told, town, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2008 10:54 PM; by Shrek3

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: Irish Vasectomy

Started by Phil Spencer, 15th September 2008 06:07 PM

bed, beer, continue, costly, count, counting, couple, cracker, doctor, ear, expensive, firework, fix, hand, held, home, husband, irish, job, legs, lit, paused, procedure, putting, tasmania, told, trust, vasectomy, world, zealand

Replies: 1
Views: 1,627

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2008 09:25 AM; by Ozkaban

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Creation of Mankind

Started by Shrek3, 9th September 2008 10:09 PM

adam, ago, answered, children, confused, created, creation, dad, days, dear, developed, doh, eve, evolved, family, father, girl, god, human, mankind, mom, monkeys, mother, question, race, returned, simple, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2008 10:09 PM; by Shrek3

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Red necks

Started by Bosshogg, 1st September 2008 07:30 PM

advice, afternoon, ago, bahamas, billy, bob, bout, darned, earlene, gonna, hawaii, luther, necks, pregnant, ready, reckon, red, rolleyes, rolleyesdohdoh, suggested, tahiti, taking, talking, tells, told, vacation

Replies: 2
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2008 07:59 PM; by weisyboy

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Birth Of a Lizard!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 28th August 2008 06:13 PM

agreed, babies, bert, birth, boy, breathe, cage, cruel, dad, demanded, ernie, ernies, foot, giggle, kids, laughter, lizard, lizards, lying, male, noted, peered, pulling, son, story, tiny, told, urged, vet, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2008 12:23 AM; by tea lady

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Bringing up Kauri

Started by 2sharp, 22nd August 2008 10:14 PM

advice, balance, bit, blonde, bringing, brings, brown, coloured, dark, decent, filling, gauges, golden, holes, imperfections, jon, kauri, mind, nails, piece, removed, rustic, scrubbed, shelf, shellac, techniques/products, told, unit, wax, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 2,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2008 09:35 PM; by 2sharp

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FINISHING

a Texas Salesman

Started by WoodJunky, 19th August 2008 12:14 AM

boat, boss, buy, chris, civic, coast, craft, customers, day, department, dude, expedition, fish, fishing, guy, honda, hook, job, kid, rod, sales, salesman, shot, sold, tampons, texas, told, weekends, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2008 12:14 AM; by WoodJunky

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Soap making suppliers.

Started by munruben, 29th July 2008 03:59 PM

base, brisbane, buy, caustic, glycerin, lye, making, melt, pour, process, queensland, soap, soda, stuff, suitable, supermarket, suppliers, supplies, told, wife, wondering

Replies: 11
Views: 9,767

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2008 09:45 AM; by munruben

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Saving lives - Blonde's Diary on ship . . .

Started by Shrek3, 14th August 2008 07:06 PM

1600, 2tsup, blonde, cabin, captain, caviar, champagne, charming, complete, day, dear, declined, diary, dinner, drink, husband, inside, lives, night, piano, pool, saved, saving, ship, shocked, sink, stay, told, unfaithful, visit

Replies: 2
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 08:49 PM; by williampp

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Clocks

Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 05:08 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 05:08 PM; by fenderbelly

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What My Mother Taught Me

Started by Rodgera, 29th July 2008 05:20 PM

acting, anticipation, behavior, brought, children, circle, crossing, eat, envy, exaggerate, eyes, father, fortunate, home, life, logic, medical, modification, mother, neck, parents, receiving, science, shut, stop, taught, told, wait, wonderful, world

Replies: 6
Views: 1,844

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2008 10:31 PM; by joe greiner

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Engineer v Manager

Started by Rodgera, 26th July 2008 03:28 PM

air, altitude, balloon, balloonist, bit, correct, degrees, engineer, excuse, expect, fault, friend, hot, idea, information, lost, manager, meet, met, position, promise, promised, realized, reduced, replied, responded, shouted, solve, technically, told

Replies: 3
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2008 01:56 PM; by Ozkaban

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The ultimate Woody's Lament

Started by Rodgera, 18th July 2008 07:46 PM

complete, doc, doctor, english, examination, house, lament, lazy, medical, plain, replied, term, told, ultimate, wife, woody, woodys, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2008 11:46 AM; by Dennis Millard

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The Great White Shark

Started by Metal Head, 18th July 2008 07:47 PM

2003, birkdale, britain, british, collection, driving, fine, golf, golfer, great, greg, guidelines, hand-held, held, incident, jail, media, message, mobile, norman, offenders, outlawed, overnight, police, policeman, shark, teed, told, white, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2008 11:43 AM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Redundancies

Started by Metal Head, 26th June 2008 11:26 PM

/and, 600, ago, business, buy, china, company, customers, decided, expensive, internet, job, jobs, lack, lost, money, month, months, overseas, pay, people, plant, quality, reason, redundancies, sets, slowly, told, truth, word

Replies: 5
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2008 04:42 PM; by jerryc

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

water-based woodstain?

Started by chat, 16th July 2008 08:26 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,694

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2008 09:55 PM; by chat

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FINISHING

Wipe on Poly - Where to get some

Started by Fireguard, 12th July 2008 12:32 AM

brew, buy, commercially, gals, gday, guys, home, matter, meant, method, minwax, perth, polly, poly, produced, question, simple, told, wipe

Replies: 8
Views: 4,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2008 03:52 PM; by Fireguard

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FINISHING

Couriers????

Started by gdf26562, 12th July 2008 05:27 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2008 09:11 PM; by weisyboy

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HAVE YOUR SAY

swattn' flies

Started by woodcutta, 12th July 2008 02:13 AM

beer, females, flies, killed, kitchen, males, phoned, replied, sitting, swatting, swattn, swmbo, told, waht

Replies: 4
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2008 08:30 PM; by woodcutta

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The Pope And The Rabbi

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th July 2008 09:14 AM

apple, community, convert, debate, finger, fingers, god, ground, head, held, holding, italy, jewish, jews, leave, pope, produced, rabbi, raised, remind, represent, responded, spoke, stay, told, trinity, wafer, waved, wine, won

Replies: 1
Views: 1,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2008 09:30 AM; by Batpig

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Amazing Flying Story

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th July 2008 08:37 AM

amazing, auto, bodies, conditions, control, controls, deck, flight, flying, hysterical, jet, kid, load, managed, mountain, passengers, pilot, pilots, plane, pulled, sat, screaming, story, straight, terrified, told, touch, tower, weather, y.o

Replies: 7
Views: 1,855

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2008 01:51 AM; by BobL

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Reasons for train delays (UK soon to be NSW)

Started by Rodgera, 8th July 2008 12:42 PM

bad, baker, beggars, care, change, charity, delay, delays, doors, drawl, earlier, encourage, failing, home, ladies, line, news, nice, nsw, operating, passengers, professional, reasons, registered, sardines, spare, street, stuff, told, train

Replies: 4
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 08:42 PM; by weisyboy

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How Can I find out the finish of a old Furniture?

Started by K.S.Prabhu, 8th July 2008 08:35 PM

black, bought, chairs, chairs.i, colour, dining, finish, furniture, furnitures, iam, improve, looks.please, painted, polished.how, polishing, recently, redo, table, tables, teak, told, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2008 10:52 PM; by ubeaut

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FINISHING

A little birdie told me

Started by fenderbelly, 30th June 2008 10:21 AM

ahead, befriend, birdie, birds, chicken, chickens, clucking, competition, dark, dumb, establish, fast, fly, fue, huh, know;, language, lucky, obvious, people, person, pretty, question, reason, response, simply, sort, standard, step, told

Replies: 2
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2008 02:31 PM; by Ozkaban

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power driver - Done

Started by 2oolman, 17th May 2008 08:19 AM

130, 18v, batterys, bloody, brilliant, buying, dewalt, drill, driver, ebay, effect, fault, fussy, gun, house, marks, missis, paid, paint, power, rattle, roof, screws, sticking, thingos, tight, tin, told, tools, wall

Replies: 2
Views: 3,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 08:22 PM; by Pasho

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PRODUCT REVIEWS

Doctor's waiting room

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th June 2008 08:02 PM

account, allan, annoyed, clicks, clothes, commented, complaining, constant, disgusting, doctor, doctors, mouse, pay, protested, rays, reluctantly, repeated, replied, request, room, sore, stop, teach, throat, told, totally, wait, waiting, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 08:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Year 2008

Started by wheelinround, 23rd June 2008 07:33 PM

2008, animals, ark, australia, authorities, build, building, coming, complaint, forgive, government, hire, insisted, living, local, looked, lord, months, noah, plan, rain, save, sea, start, system, told, trading, wood, yard, year

Replies: 5
Views: 1,617

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 03:41 PM; by rrich

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Hear hear

Started by munruben, 21st June 2008 04:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2008 04:54 PM; by munruben

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The Cow From Wallan

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th June 2008 08:20 AM

bought, bull, buy, considered, cow, decided, distant, dumbfounded, eye, found, happening, local, matter, mentioned, milk, move, munruben, people, quest, replied, rubens, told, upset, vet, victoria, village, wallan, wallen, wife, wise

Replies: 3
Views: 1,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2008 12:40 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Fisher & Paykel Washer (IW709) Error Codes

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 5th September 2006 11:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$$$$, call, charge, code, codes, diagnose, died, error, error/service, f&p, fisher, fortunate, hell, iw709, lcd, list, machine, model, nose, paykel, provided, screen, service, shot, tells, told, washer, washing, wrong

Replies: 26
Views: 34,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 05:21 PM; by manoftalent

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Somewhere Expensive.....

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th June 2008 12:38 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2008 08:45 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Allan's Operation

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th June 2008 02:44 PM

allan, allans, attention, call, class, commotion, crotch, desk, hanging, investigate, itchy, lunchtime, mother, mum, noticed, operation, paying, penis, pick, principal, principals, replied, scratching, seated, sitting, squirming, stick, suddenly, teacher, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2008 02:44 PM; by Barry Hicks

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employee rights

Started by Toolin Around, 23rd May 2008 07:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

effective, employee, fair, figure, gonna, holidays, immediately, job, lot, money, monkeys, nice, options, outstanding, owning, past, payout, pin, play, position, proposition, pull, resignation, respect, rights, sorts, special, told

Replies: 25
Views: 3,921

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2008 01:32 PM; by Toolin Around

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Food safe finishes for Bamboo

Started by woodprn, 4th June 2008 03:43 PM

bamboo, bowls, called, cashew, derived, finishes, food, lacquer, natural, nut, option, safe, told, tree, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 2,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2008 05:10 AM; by MacS

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FINISHING

Dear Tide.....

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th June 2008 08:31 AM

50s, bad, bag, blouse, called, considered, dear, detectives, disappearence, dna, hefty, husband, lawyer, menapause, murder, neck, negative, people, product, relief, satisfaction, stains, started, suspect, tests, tide, told, white, write, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2008 03:44 PM; by woodcutta

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Job seeker

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st June 2008 09:35 PM

allan, butler, clicks, complied, credentials, employment, explaining, failed, house, job, lady, legs, local, looked, mansion, meant, mouse, nicely, obtained, office, ray, recent, request, seeker, shaped, styles, teach, told, trouser, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2008 10:33 AM; by wheelinround

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Dumb Kid?

Started by Barry Hicks, 31st May 2008 10:08 AM

50c, allan, artist, barbershop, coin, coins, district, dumb, dumbest, game, giving, hand, hands, john, kid, left, munrubin, pick, picked, replied, street, stupid, takes, told, tonsilorial, wallan, wanders, watch, wheelin, whispers

Replies: 3
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 09:17 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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