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Oh sh#t

Started by Eastie, 3rd May 2002 12:26 PM

beast, bloke, boat, bows, closes, confused, eyes, food, god, head, huge, jaws, knowing, lie, light, lord, pulls, receive, replies, scared, sh#t, shark, shocked, starts, stops, sudden, swimming, time, true, water

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2002 12:26 PM; by Eastie

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Not a joke. Just a bit of fun.

Started by ubeaut, 16th October 2000 01:14 AM

131 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 131

2000, 2000.], 2nd, add, alphabet, association, bit, day, edited, feel, fifty, free, fun, joke, life, message, mind, october, pages, person, persons, post, replies, suggest, times, ubeaut, word, words, yoursalf, [this

Replies: 1,956
Views: 253,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2002 01:42 PM; by ubeaut

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ash tasting

Started by Eastie, 5th April 2002 11:22 AM

ash, beech, begins, birch, bush, cockatoo, day, expert, grow, growing, hey, i’ve, lands, loon, luck, pecker, piece, replies, son, starts, swinging, takes, tall, taste, tasting, time, tree, trees, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2002 11:22 AM; by Eastie

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holy water

Started by Jeff, 26th March 2002 02:54 PM

baby, belly, bottle, butt, cats, eye, firetruck, greets, holy, johnny, liquid, local, nothin, pass, playing, powerful, priest, replies, righteous, rub, rubbed, sidewalk, sitting, sternly, turpentine, water, womans, world

Replies: 4
Views: 1,833

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2002 06:17 PM; by oges

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The Barman

Started by Richard Casey, 16th March 2002 07:07 PM

20c, 75c, bank, bar, barman, bloke, business, cheap, cost, customer, deal, drink, expensive, feels, finishing, gonna, gunna, happy, heaps, joint, manager, martini, mate, prices, replies, thatll, treating, upstairs, walked, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2002 07:07 PM; by Richard Casey

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A rare condition

Started by AlexS, 1st March 2002 11:12 PM

bad, class, condition, crazy, decides, disturbed, drive, feeling, gently, legs, minutes, orgasm, pass, pepper, plane, rare, replies, riding, sending, signals, sir, sneeze, sneezes, takes, taking, times, tissue, wiped, wipes, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2002 11:12 PM; by AlexS

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Horizontal folk dancing

Started by Kev Y., 27th February 2002 09:18 PM

bottle, bucket, children, couple, cries, dance, dancing, doggy, folk, harness, honey, horizontal, hot, lead, leather, marriage, mitzvah, porno, positions, rabbi, replies, rubber, sex, sheets, standing, style, top, video, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2002 09:18 PM; by Kev Y.

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Condolences

Started by AlexS, 26th February 2002 11:01 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2002 11:01 PM; by AlexS

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another drunk

Started by Kev Y., 26th February 2002 10:25 PM

attempt, attention, attract, bewildered, box, church, confessional, coughs, drunk, final, finally, knocking, knocks, paper, priest, replies, sits, speak, staggers, times, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2002 10:25 PM; by Kev Y.

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The Mermaid

Started by Richard Casey, 14th January 2002 11:24 PM

100%, 25%, 50%, caught, feel, grant, guy, mermaid, replies, smarter, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2002 01:52 PM; by John Saxton

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Blondes

Started by Richard Casey, 29th December 2001 08:29 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2001 08:29 PM; by Richard Casey

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Twins

Started by Richard Casey, 29th December 2001 08:19 PM

anxious, awakes, babies, boy, brother, childs, coma, daughter, deliver, denephew, denise, doctors, family, girl, hear, lady, mother, named, names, pleased, real, replied, replies, save, tasmanians, term, told, tone, twins, wait

Replies: 0
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2001 08:19 PM; by Richard Casey

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lawyer joke

Started by Gino, 3rd December 2001 10:58 PM

absolute, arm, bloody, disgust, finally, finishes, focused, head, hell, hit, horror, joke, lawyer, lawyers, life, lot, materialistic, policeman, porsche, possessions, rant, realise, replies, rolex, screams, shakes, snaps, time, torn, truck

Replies: 0
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2001 10:58 PM; by Gino

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old couple

Started by Gino, 14th November 2001 08:29 PM

authentic, bessie, boots, bought, buys, completely, couple, cowboy, day, elderly, furious, hanging, hat, louder, naked, nope, notice, pair, replies, sale, sam, shoulda, time, tomorrow, undresses, vacationing, walks, west, yells, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2001 08:00 PM; by John Saxton

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Piece of Ash

Started by John Saxton, 31st October 2001 10:06 PM

ash, beech, begins, biggest, birch, gentlemen, grow, growing, johnno, lands, pecker, piece, replies, son, takes, tall, taste, tell.a, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods.a

Replies: 4
Views: 1,655

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2001 05:19 PM; by JackoH

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tiger woods

Started by Gino, 1st November 2001 10:21 PM

attendant, balls, bends, bmw, boys, called, countryside, dem, den, dey, driving, earth, fall, foockin, greets, ground, inquires, irish, irishman, jaysus, pocket, pump, replies, resting, shirt, son, tees, tiger, tink, woods

Replies: 0
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2001 10:21 PM; by Gino

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Soul Man

Started by John Saxton, 1st November 2001 07:32 PM

brings, carpenter, children, earth, earth.his, excitedly, famous, father, gentleman, happiness, hearts, jesus, joseph, joy, man, millions.about, occupation, pinocchio, replies, reply, rounds, son, soul, souls, st.peter, story, story.i, tha, told, tome

Replies: 0
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2001 07:32 PM; by John Saxton

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Flat....Out!

Started by John Saxton, 11th October 2001 07:47 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2001 07:47 PM; by John Saxton

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NUMBER 2

Started by Barry Nelson, 1st September 2001 06:23 PM

bed, bell, bloody, business.after, clothes, couple, fire, hell, hose, husband, married, minutes, number, proceeds, replies, rushes, signal, stops, suddenly, that?said, top, trouble, troubles, wife, yell, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2001 06:23 PM; by Barry Nelson

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The "perfect finish"

Started by Angelika D, 16th July 2001 02:08 AM

angelika, answer, appreciated, basically, children, coffee, cups, customer, don´t, dreaming, exist, finish, furniture, greatly, gun, i.e, maintanance, moment, perfect finish, polyurethane, realistic, realize, replies, size, spray, sprayed, time, wax, withstand, workshop

Replies: 4
Views: 5,054

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2001 12:01 PM; by Shane Watson

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Bar joke

Started by Westie, 5th July 2001 03:12 PM

bar, boom, cake, custard, customer, deaf, ear, happening, icecream, jelly, joke, replies, speak, sponge, standing, trifle, walks, `whats, `youll

Replies: 0
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2001 03:12 PM; by Westie

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Another Blonde

Started by Chris Longworth, 7th June 2001 02:11 PM

amazed, arrest, attendant, beautiful, blonde, class, co-pilot, ear, economy, flight, fuss, handle, land, learned, listen, london, married, move, moves, paid, pilot, reason, replies, seat, section, speak, staying, tells, told, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,725

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2001 02:11 PM; by Chris Longworth

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sniffer dog

Started by Gino, 9th May 2001 10:17 PM

aisles, arm, bloody, bomb, boy, carrying, cocaine, dog, edited, found, gino, handler, handlers, hell, jumps, marvellous, note, paws, plane, racing, replies, returns, rover, search, seat, sends, sits, sniffer, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2001 11:23 AM; by Iain

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Little Old Lady

Started by Gino, 4th May 2001 10:39 AM

biker, chimney, cigarettes, cigars, club, couple, day, drink, evening, fuzz, impressed, join, joints, lady, local, meet, minute, nipples, nope, packs, picked, pool, question, replies, shooting, smoke, swung, table, times, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2001 10:39 AM; by Gino

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Hope this getpast the censors!

Started by Island Ape, 4th May 2001 01:37 AM

ash, beech, begins, birch, censors, expert, friends, getpast, grow, growing, hope, lands, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods

Replies: 1
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2001 08:27 AM; by RETIRED

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OK found another one!

Started by Island Ape, 29th March 2001 03:17 AM

arms, beat, bed, bell, bob, calls, day, door, found, lady, legs, lots, makes, met, news, paper, perfect, phone, posts, qualifications;, rang, replies, replying, run, up;, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2001 04:58 PM; by Gino

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Abraham and the Rabbi

Started by Iain, 23rd March 2001 09:48 AM

abraham, approached, bag, chortles, crafted, decided, goldstein, hundred, leather, life, local, offcuts, overnight, pass, produced, protests, rabbi, remember, replies, retire, returns, rub, shmollet, special, vollet, vollets, vont, vot, weeks, worker

Replies: 0
Views: 1,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2001 09:48 AM; by Iain

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Understanding Women

Started by Island Ape, 6th February 2001 02:25 AM

3-lane, 4-lane, america, atlantic, bottle, bridge, build, car, concrete, cork, difficult, drive, driving, flying, genie, impossible, lights, love, mention, popped, pulled, replies, scared, short, steel, street, thousands, understand, understanding, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2001 02:25 AM; by Island Ape

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An oldie but a goodie

Started by Iain, 23rd January 2001 07:44 AM

agreed, arrive, arrives, businessman, busy, client, coming, conversation, enjoying, fearless, goodie, howard, hows, impress, john, leader, lines, lunch, mike, oldie, piss, replies, restaurants, sitting, spotted, table, tables, taking, waiting, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2001 08:31 PM; by John Saxton

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my last 2 jokes, someone will be pleased

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 10:23 PM

age, bear, bears, called, chasing, clerk, edited, female, forest, frog, gino, hand, hell, helmet, jokes, lady, lake, magical, mcdonalds, minutes, motorcycle, pants, pleased, question, rabbit, replies, reply, sound, stop, world

Replies: 5
Views: 1,832

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2001 10:42 PM; by Gino

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Golf 2

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:26 PM

amazed, ball, bit, bounced, bushes, carried, claws, confessional, eagle, father, fell, flew, fly, forest, golf, grabbed, green, hole, inches, language, metres, possum, priest, replies, silence, sky, stopped, struck, swore, talons

Replies: 1
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2001 07:23 AM; by oges

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old lady biker

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:14 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 09:14 PM; by Gino

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Managers

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:05 PM

balloon, balloonist, correct, descends, discovers, excuse, expect, fault, field, happend, hopelessly, hot-air, information, lost, management, manager, managers, met, personally, piloting, position, replies, shouts, story, technically, technology, time, told, vouch, wandered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 07:05 PM; by Gino

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so true

Started by Gino, 25th October 2000 04:34 PM

altitude, balloon, balloonist, correct, descends, discovers, distance, excuse, expect, fault, feet, field, ground, hearing, hopelessly, hot-air, information, locates, lost, lower, lowers, management, met, position, replies, technically, thirty, told, true, wandered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2000 04:34 PM; by Gino

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Bartender

Started by RETIRED, 20th October 2000 05:20 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2000 05:20 PM; by RETIRED

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gorilla

Started by Gino, 13th October 2000 02:33 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allowing, bite, chihuahua, climb, cross, fall, falls, gorilla, gorillas, guy, handcuffs, hands, instructions, listing, male, morning, poke, protect, removal, remove, replies, service, shoot, shotgun, stick, testicles, trained, tree, wakes, woman

Replies: 15
Views: 4,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2000 01:12 PM; by Gino

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Guess my age

Started by Gino, 17th October 2000 07:04 PM

age, balls, birthday, brilliant, clerk, decides, exact, face-lift, feeling, feels, guess, hand, happy, hell, lady, mans, mcdonalds, minutes, pants, play, question, replies, reply, slip, smiles, spends, stunned, telling, ten

Replies: 0
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2000 07:04 PM; by Gino

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A woman is shopping .........

Started by hook, 8th October 2000 07:39 AM

belt, cash, driver, drunk, earth, hammer, hardware, items, line, local, register, replies, screw, screws, selection, selects, shopping, simple, single, slurs, standing, store, ugly, unloads, unusual, watches, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2000 07:39 AM; by hook

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Duck Not Parrot

Started by DonN, 3rd October 2000 05:57 PM

animals, beer, call, canvas, circus, confused, day, drinks, duck, f#@k, hey, hole, job, landlord, line, marvellous, middle, money, parrot, paying, plasterer, pub, reckon, replies, ringleader, roof, sandwich, sounds, talks, top

Replies: 1
Views: 1,942

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2000 09:52 PM; by Iain

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The Army (2)

Started by Iain, 17th September 2000 03:42 PM

answer, army, arrives, broad, called, chap, conscientous, date, desk, duty, equestrian, grounds, horse, lady, mess, national, objector, officer, pass, perform, prove, quaker, reason, replies, sergeant, service, talk, thee, usa, velocopede

Replies: 2
Views: 1,655

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2000 12:21 AM; by ubeaut

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Olympic Condoms

Started by oges, 14th September 2000 06:59 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2000 11:48 PM; by RETIRED

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Nursing Home

Started by Rod Waddington, 26th August 2000 02:34 PM

apparently, bench, confronts, couple, day, disease, fella, garden, hand, held, hillbilly, holding, home, hurt, infidelity, lap, meet, notices, nursing, parkinsons, regularly, replies, rug, sex, shocked, sitting, time, walking, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,576

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2000 10:16 AM; by Iain

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Cop this

Started by John Saxton, 23rd August 2000 09:40 PM

car, caught, cop, dosent, driving, drunk, forgot, hell, him.he, home, husband, interrupts, johnno, leave, license, listen, madam, mans, pulls, replies, road, shut, speed, speeding, speeding?the, speeds, takes, talk, wife, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2000 09:40 PM; by John Saxton

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Divorce

Started by John Saxton, 10th August 2000 01:29 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,843

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2000 09:32 AM; by Iain

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A day at the zoo

Started by Iain, 3rd August 2000 06:39 PM

attempts, attendant, attendants, bit, choice, compound, cries, crying, day, died, disgusted, echidna, elephant, enquires, happened, head, keeper, lady, mollify, poor, porcupine, prick, quill, replies, size, tells, walking, words, wrong, zoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2000 06:39 PM; by Iain

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Forgive me Father

Started by hook, 5th July 2000 03:58 PM

amazed, ball, bit, bushes, carried, claws, confessional, eagle, father, fell, filled, flew, forest, forgive, grabbed, green, hole, inches, language, metres, missed, possum, priest, putt, replies, sighed, silence, struck, swore, the%#ing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2000 03:58 PM; by hook

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a boy and his frog

Started by Gino, 22nd June 2000 07:02 PM

baby-sitter, bastard, boy, catch, counter, dad, dead, dollars, fifty, frog, hell, home, killed, madam, milkman, mom, past, piece, prostitute, pulling, replies, sex, shell, slams, smile, son, string, syphilis, takes, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 2,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2000 08:52 AM; by AlexS

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Love

Started by Jim Carroll, 29th January 2000 12:22 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,830

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2000 12:22 AM; by Jim Carroll

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Why are wedding dresses white

Started by Bazza, 22nd December 1999 09:18 PM

appliances, bride, dad, double-check, dresses, eve, father, fresh-faced, household, lad, mom, mother, night, pure, question, replies, son, surprise, town, wedding, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 1999 09:18 PM; by Bazza

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Deaf

Started by RETIRED, 14th November 1999 06:30 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,915

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 1999 06:30 AM; by RETIRED

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