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Truck stuck

Started by MICKYG, 26th February 2008 03:59 PM

blind, buddy, budged.wink, bullet, call, country-side, ditch, driving, drove, farmer, final, happened, hitched, horse, lived, names, pull, pulled, replied, road, silver, stalled, stuck, thanked, time, truck, wondered, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 07:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

The job is wanted

Started by andy77, 22nd February 2008 05:54 PM

attach, bedrooms, brisbane, call, chance, chipboard, connected, currantly, custom, datails, dya, fittings, friend, furniture, job, mine, piccs, pix, primary, qualification, qualifiqation, shop, staying, time, trade, typeskitchens, wanted, wooden, woodworking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,848

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 07:13 PM; by andy77

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

DIY 'Ripple Signal' Ceiling Fan Noise Fix ?

Started by SteveAndBelle, 15th January 2007 10:46 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

air, brisbane, call, ceiling, conditioning, cool, diy, electricians, energy, fan, fans, fix, guzzling, hot, house, join, klunky, nights, noise, noisy, refuse, ripple, rotary, signal, solution, starting, summer, type, usual, weeks

Replies: 36
Views: 23,655

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2008 06:12 PM; by craig 75

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Electrical Jokes

Started by nev25, 22nd February 2008 12:13 AM

atoms, battery, bulb, call, carpenter, cream, current, day, dead, doughnut, electric, electrical, electrician, electricians, event, favorite, flavor, hand, ice, jokes, light, panel, pick, power, rolls, shock-o-lot, specialists, street, union, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 3,597

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:13 AM; by nev25

Forum:
JOKES

Warning

Started by munruben, 18th February 2008 10:54 AM

apron, bunnings, call, close, decking, dressed, fortunately, green, guy, lucky, lunchtime, posting, punch, red, shirt, sorted, spread, sunday, suspecting, walked, warning, warnings, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 1,840

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 05:56 PM; by Pheonix

Forum:
JOKES

Prayers

Started by MY TURN, 13th February 2008 01:47 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2008 11:19 AM; by Incoming!

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

They Walk Amoung Us

Started by wheelinround, 8th February 2008 02:16 PM

$46.64, 10%, amoung, bought, brother, buy-one-get-one-free, call, center, cut, day, explained, free, friends, handed, hours, looked, luggage, money, north, pacific, pieces, pizza, quickly, retail, sister, sun, time, told, walk, walked

Replies: 9
Views: 1,840

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2008 10:04 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Fixing broken keys on ceiling (lathen plaster)

Started by prof_montoya, 11th February 2008 02:50 PM

1900s, broken, call, ceiling, cement, corner, cornice, cracks, developed, diy, e.g, fix, fixing, found, front, hessian, keen, keys, lathen, melbourne, novice, plaster, plasterer, plasterers, pros, recommend, single, solid, space, terrace

Replies: 1
Views: 2,956

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 03:47 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
PLASTERING

A day at the Telco

Started by wayfarer, 10th February 2008 11:26 AM

$30, 125, bingo, bonus, bought, call, changing, cost, current, day, earl, free, half, minute, mobile, month, phone, plan, pre-paid, princess, rate, razr, richer, swmbo, telco, telstra, thingy, txt, walk, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2008 11:26 AM; by wayfarer

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What Do You Call

Started by nev25, 2nd February 2008 12:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arms, block, blocks, bum, call, camel, carlos, deer, dug-less, edward, explain, eyes, head, humphrey, humps, idea, ilene, irene, jack, japanese, leaves, leg, legs, pile, rabbit, russell, setting, warren, woman, wood

Replies: 19
Views: 4,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 05:59 PM; by wayfarer

Forum:
JOKES

The merchant

Started by wayfarer, 8th February 2008 05:55 PM

amount, bill, call, cancel, check, collect, collections, day, deal, distributor, left, manager, merchant, money, noting, paid, pay, phone, previous, received, ship, told, totaling, voice-mail, wait

Replies: 0
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 05:55 PM; by wayfarer

Forum:
JOKES

qld electricity market confusion

Started by weisyboy, 3rd February 2008 08:37 PM

australia, bill, bills, business, call, change, coming, confusion, contact, contract, contracts, discount, electricity, energex, energy, happy, indian, leave, locked, market, origin, qld, recived, remain, retailers, send, thinking, time, told, understand

Replies: 7
Views: 2,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 10:15 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The pig and the ute..

Started by Toyboy, 5th February 2008 12:43 AM

accident, bit, boss, call, caught, damage, drag, drongo, head, hey, hit, huge, jimmy, kickin, motorbike, owner, pig, receives, replies, rifle, seat, shoot, somethin, squealin, station, suspension, terrible, uhf, ute

Replies: 0
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 12:43 AM; by Toyboy

Forum:
JOKES

CV, Job application question

Started by abitfishy, 1st February 2008 08:21 PM

address, application, applications, apply, bad, built, business, call, client, companies, computers, crapping, current, cvs, employed, extend, head, hey, hopeful, interstate, interview, job, local, office, omen, question, rapport, references, resume, supply

Replies: 4
Views: 1,898

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2008 05:01 AM; by Sebastiaan56

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What do you call this kind of paving?

Started by rsser, 29th January 2008 12:59 PM

ads, advertising, basically, bitumen, bricks, call, edged, homes, kind, local, neighbourhood, paving, rag, scanned, services

Replies: 13
Views: 2,630

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2008 04:31 PM; by rsser

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

I'm Cured I think

Started by wheelinround, 1st February 2008 01:54 PM

batteries, call, computer, couple, cured, dropping, empty, h&fs, handed, home, love, nope, nth, parramatta, past, remote, shops, strolled, stuff, sweatdrop, tad, tool, tools, warehouse

Replies: 6
Views: 1,658

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2008 03:42 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Please Pay

Started by nev25, 31st January 2008 08:27 PM

ago, automatically, bet, call, called, complaining, contractor, double-pane, embarrassed, energy-efficient, expensive, fast-talking, finally, forgetting, guarantee, guy, helllooooo, house, hung, installed, intelligence, line, pay, replaced, silence, stupid, told, underestimate, windows, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 11:20 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

My bad - English?

Started by Big Shed, 23rd January 2008 08:11 PM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

$10k, americanism, annoying, bad, btw, call, calls, daughter, days, duddy, english, explanation, expression, feesd, forum, found, googling, grandson, including, increasingly, language, mother, phart/fuddy, phartwink, pick, school, time, told, verb, wasting

Replies: 112
Views: 14,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 04:48 AM; by jow104

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Weatherboard Questions

Started by zoltrix, 22nd January 2008 05:40 PM

acrylic, adam, based, board, boards, bottom, call, coil, council, filler, finally, fixed, frame, galvanised, gap, guess, gun, hardwood, house, idiot, joined, lift, nail, nails, permit, questions, snap, strength, top, weatherboard

Replies: 14
Views: 4,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 09:39 PM; by Dirty Doogie

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

The Carby

Started by MICKYG, 25th January 2008 05:39 PM

afraid, autoclub, beautiful, blonde, bloody, bonnet, bright, call, car, carburetor, carby, clue, concluded, convertible, engine, lifted, luckily, matter, minutes, mobile, phone, pull, quick, shiny, short, van, wait, week, wrong, yellow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 08:39 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Mini Me

Started by Meggles, 22nd January 2008 08:56 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2008 09:53 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Clogged Bathtub

Started by jimcardo, 5th January 2008 09:04 PM

ago, bathtub, be.roll, call, clogged, drain, drano, feel, flush, hours, huge, jet, money, overflowing, plumber, plunging, power, rooter, roto, snake, spending, stuff, suggestions, time, toilet, tub, unclogged, wad, water, week

Replies: 8
Views: 3,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 12:07 PM; by Koala-Man

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Gravel driveway with gardens

Started by BustedThumbs, 4th January 2008 06:57 PM

call, cheapest, cheers, compactor, couple, cubes, cypress, day, driveway, gardens, gravel, hardwood, heard, kennards, logan, mike, mulch, nuway, packing, pine, pipes, plate, recommendations, red, roadbase, suited, topsoil, treated, upright, whatre

Replies: 4
Views: 2,943

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2008 04:54 PM; by Planned LScape

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Hello to the Finishing Experts and those who Want To Be

Started by J.E. Mike Tobey, 5th January 2008 11:39 AM

australia, cabinetmakers, call, commission, experienced, experts, fine, finish, finishing, forum, french, friend, handtools, hard, hear, impressed, introduced, luck, luthiers, piece, polish, post, product, products, restorers, shellac, time, true, u-beaut, vintage

Replies: 6
Views: 2,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 01:00 PM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
FINISHING

Help! Westinghouse Rs825s Fridge

Started by Groggy, 2nd January 2008 02:26 PM

1900-number, annoyed, assistance, blowing, bubbles, call, complaints, costs, cubicle, demand, disconnected, forums, fridge, fridges, guarantee, heavier, hose, jan, knowing, list, minute, normal, online, rs825s, support, swearing, tech, told, westinghouse, worker

Replies: 5
Views: 2,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 03:24 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
KITCHENS

robbers

Started by ss_11000, 26th December 2007 01:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 25
Views: 2,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2007 11:26 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Air conditioner for bulkhead

Started by ronafios, 12th December 2007 10:04 PM

air, aware, backorder, bulkhead, call, cheap, conditioner, current, days, ducted, fragile, full-blown, lines, loud, lucky, mistral, nice, ongoing, resorting, ross, ruin, soft, start, system, told, unit, units, warranty, week, weeks

Replies: 3
Views: 3,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2007 08:23 AM; by AIRMAN

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Asbestos....

Started by Eastie, 19th April 2004 01:17 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

asbestos, blowing, call, check, couple, dealing, documents, gauges, hand, health, home, i.e, i’m, i’ve, laws, legislation, linked, local, owners, practices, principles, railway, reference, remember, removal, run, simply, universal, wind, you’ve

Replies: 43
Views: 18,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 06:05 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Dominator Automatic Garage Door Opener

Started by spartan, 25th October 2005 12:32 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

200km, automatic, bumb, bumped, call, ceiling, company, conduct, dark, dominator, door, e-mail, explain, garage, guys, hmmm, manual, mintues, opener, painting, pdf, question, remote, service, shot, similar, simply, technician, wire, wires

Replies: 19
Views: 12,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2007 12:04 AM; by Wooder at Home

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Floating Floor or Glued?

Started by KeepMyDayJob, 29th November 2007 05:53 PM

$100/sqm, 3-7mm, 8mm, abouts, boards, call, cheers, day, extra, floating, floor, floors, glued, hall, job, kitchen/meals/hall, laminate, level, meals, paul, pay, prep, reno-ing, solid, sqm, stuff, talked, thinking, timber, ~40

Replies: 2
Views: 2,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2007 09:13 AM; by KeepMyDayJob

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Parquetry flooring lifted

Started by wagits, 26th June 2007 01:56 PM

affected, assuming, bigger, blocks, boards, call, called, chased, clean, corners, diagonally, expanded, floor, flooring, gap, holiday, installer, job, lifted, lifting, months, parquetry, recoat, relay, removed, sanded, stop, suffered, waiting, walls

Replies: 5
Views: 2,800

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 01:03 PM; by wagits

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

What do you call this?

Started by test123456, 26th November 2007 12:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1880, based, build, building, call, check, cheers, correct, cracks, fixed, health, house, knocked, notice, outer, perform, purchase, replaced, replies, sound, structurally, surveyor, term, thingy, time, told, tradesmen, wall, wife, worry

Replies: 15
Views: 4,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 09:20 PM; by test123456

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Haven't had any blonde jokes for a while have we?

Started by Barry_White, 25th November 2007 07:52 AM

$20, airlines, bar, bet, blonde, branch, building, call, calls, commit, dog, dollars, dumb, forest, home, house, jokes, jump, k-9, money, news, oclock, police, redhead, replied, replies, rope, suicide, tree, walks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2007 01:21 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Alan speeding

Started by munruben, 23rd November 2007 01:52 PM

added, alan, call, called, circle, circling, common, continues, cop, enforcement, farms, flies, fool, hard, hey, horse, horses, law, moment, officer, officers, pause, police, replies, respect, rudely, speeding, ticket, uncomfortable, writing

Replies: 4
Views: 1,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 11:46 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Can I recommend

Started by jow104, 12th September 2006 06:10 PM

0800, 134, 1800, 2504, 3043, 408, 430, 9334, 939, airport/city, aound, bargain, call, car, drive, free, freecall, garden, inn, james, melbourne, month, phone, pls, recommend, rentals, service, toll, tullamarine, wheels

Replies: 5
Views: 1,924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:21 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Unfortunate names

Started by Christopha, 1st November 2007 08:09 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

ago, bunch, call, called, calling, cmf, courtney, daughter, dick, dickhead, family, fine, head, heard, it2tsup, names, richard, salmon, stupid, surname, tease, twisted, unfortunate

Replies: 68
Views: 8,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 01:45 PM; by Rookie

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Poll: Who's Going to Run the Country???

Started by prozac, 16th October 2007 04:10 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

advance, australia, bogged, call, contentious, country, horse, issue, issues, labour, liberal, limit, nah, night, november, palatable, phones, posts, preference, published, race, removed, reports, result, run, running, simple, trust, vote, woodwork

Replies: 78
Views: 32,969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 08:16 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
POLLS

Rusty paint

Started by ozwinner, 15th August 2007 03:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$50, acid, ages, based, brown, call, colour, cool, dark, filings, heads, hydrocloric, iron, looked, paint, painted, paints, porters, price, puce, reactor, results, rusty, set, shown, stuff, supplier, time, water, weak

Replies: 21
Views: 11,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 11:42 AM; by want2learn

Forum:
FINISHING

Barry chatting up..

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:15 AM

barry, book, call, chatting, female, impersonator, living, phone, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 10:15 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

What do you call a camel

Started by munruben, 10th November 2007 06:23 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2007 06:23 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

A public apology

Started by Waldo, 7th November 2007 01:47 PM

apology, attention, brought, call, forum, gday, harm, hurt, intended, love, lurker, money, person, public, realbighug, respect, shakehands, stuff

Replies: 0
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 01:47 PM; by Waldo

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Power Dips

Started by Wombat2, 1st November 2007 10:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

8hp, aging, air, call, compressor, con, contacts, cuts, dip, dipping, dips, electrician, installed, lights, manufacturer, normal, power, process, service, split, symptom, system

Replies: 16
Views: 3,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2007 05:16 AM; by elkangorito

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Frankfurt air traffic control

Started by munruben, 30th October 2007 02:23 PM

1944, 206, 747, active, air, airways, alpha, arrogant, british, call, control, coolly, exchange, frankfurt, gate, ground, impatience, land, location, main, one-seven, runway, sign, slowed, speedbird, stand, stop, taxi, taxiway, traffic

Replies: 0
Views: 2,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 02:23 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Feeling grumpy - quoted delivery times - good vs. bad

Started by Ron Dunn, 25th October 2007 05:22 PM

3-5, 6-8, arrived, bad, bought, call, collect, days, dealers, deliver, delivery, feeling, follow, good, grumpy, lead, mate, naaaah, quoted, reputable, store, table, time, times, usual, vendor, vendors, wait, weeks, workbench

Replies: 4
Views: 2,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2007 09:32 PM; by Ron Dunn

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Floor grout staining issues.....

Started by anawanahuanana, 27th October 2007 03:24 PM

advance, black, brush, call, cleaning, colour, companies, dark, dyes, floor, found, google, grey, grout, grouting, ideally, info, issues, laid, light, permananetly, porous, product, seal, soak, stain, stained, staining, stuff, stupidly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 03:24 PM; by anawanahuanana

Forum:
PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Sagging Ceiling -- any referrals

Started by FrankA, 8th October 2007 08:06 AM

advice, ago, bought, brick, brisbane, builder, built, call, ceiling, contractor, contractors, custom, fixed, fixes, frank, handymen, helpful, house, located, owner, referral, referrals, sagging, specific, suburb, sunnybank, top, type, wall, walls

Replies: 4
Views: 3,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 07:45 AM; by FrankA

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

A cloak

Started by munruben, 8th October 2007 05:03 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,088

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 09:26 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Sorry guys this is for our female brethren

Started by Phil Spencer, 13th July 2006 04:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amen, beat, bed, boys, brethren, call, companion, day, death, fairy, female, forgive, guys, hands, husband, immediately, lord, love, pray, replied, satisfy, stepped, strength, tickets, whine, whoosh, wife, wished, woman, world

Replies: 27
Views: 3,813

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 08:59 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

The squeaky wheel

Started by pawnhead, 3rd October 2007 05:35 PM

all-in-one, approved, barcode, bought, box, call, claim, company, denied, email, forums, happy, hole, hour, i’m, month, months, outlining, phone, printer, rang, reason, receipt, received, receivedi, response, squeaky, told, wheel, whirlpool

Replies: 2
Views: 2,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 05:55 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Floor for external balcony

Started by nobloodyidea, 28th September 2007 10:36 PM

appreciated, balcony, bit, builders, call, compress, corners, cut, decided, easier, external, fibre, floor, grove, hardy, holes, james, job, kanga, kinda, membrane, option, product, recommended, sheets, substrate, suitable, talking, tongue, waterproofing

Replies: 5
Views: 5,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2007 12:38 AM; by pawnhead

Forum:
FLOORING

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